>You were an only child
>You're 23
>parents call and say you have a sister and you're coming to a family reunion to meet her
>you didn't even know she existed until today
>she gets your number from your parents without permission
>"Hey anon, I saw you at the reunion today. Wanna come to the bar in town? I'm there right now."
>you decide to go (she's an 11/10)
>you guys drink, but not enough to get drunk or tipsy
>"Hey, do you wanna come to my place? Our parents rented it out for me to stay for a few months"
>you comply
>once you guys enter you guys start kissing
>she also grabs your crotch
You have two options
Option: 1
>"You're my sister! Get off of me you fucking whore!"
Option: 2
>continue to do what you're doing and have the best sex you will ever have.
>>34645001
It's obvious if you get that far you bang the sister
Option 1
Then go home and fap to traps
>>34645001
option 2!!!!! i think
>>34645001
Option 3: she ignores me because im fucking ugly and a total loser
>>34645001
If I found out I had an illegitimate sisterand my dad was a megachad in the 80's LA rock scene so I'm almost certain I doI'm fucked up enough I'd definitely try to bang her
Option 1.
The events leading up to that situation would lead me to believe that my father and uncle are playing a prank on me again so they can call me "sister-fucker".
>>34645001
Incest isn't hot unless you actually grew up with them as a sibling. "Surprise sibling" is just a normalfag way of spicing up normal sex with some random bitch fantasy as taboo and exciting.
>>34645001
What happens if you find out you have siblings or half-siblings you never knew about?
Does everyone never speak about it?
>>34645001
I fuck my sister dumbass
>>34646616
>have an uncle who's 20 years older than me and older than my mom
>grow up
>parents reveal he's actually my half-brother
>mind blown
>>34646493
>again
I feel bad for you anon
>>34645001
i dont get it...
usually the options presented have a negative and a positive.
in this case i only see
1 retarded
2 amazing
so...
>>34645001
>>parents call and say you have a sister and you're coming to a family reunion to meet her
Literally never fucking happening
t. actual non-meme only child
>>34647747
how the hell is that possible?
>>34648386
it's his fathers kid, and the father is probably a lot older than his mother
>>34645001
>tfw nee-chan "died in the womb"
>this scenario may actually be possible if she's retarded/insane & locked up
never stop dreaming Anons :')
>>34648441
>tfw nee-chan "died in the womb
sorry to hear that anon.
do you ever wonder how life would have been if she was there for you?
>>34648573
Every now and then I do. I ended up latching onto my grandparents because
>mentally diseased mother
>every other Saturday father
>Stepfather #1 left early on
It would have been nice to have someone sane close to me when growing up. Maybe I wouldn't have been such a fuck-up.
>>34648386
Happens pretty frequently with some families when one teen gets pregnant, so the baby gets raised as a sibling instead of a son/daughter.
Much more common when it's the girl's family who is taking care of the baby. Never heard something like this before