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>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA
Now what in god's name did he mean by this? Is it Nolankino?
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Bravo Nolan.
> Baneposting is best posting but seriously he just means that his name is CIA
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>>34714627
But his name is Bill Wilson. What did he mean by the iconic quote "You're a big guy"
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>>34714367
Dr Pavlov fucken CIA you don't get to bring your kitties
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what did she mean by this??????????????
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she means "i dont like you romantically please dont ever bring it up"
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>>34714328
"be my emotional tampon and give me money"
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Your smile makes her day.
She likes you. Fucking obvious. Especially with that emoji, conversation hit the skids but she didn't wanna end the conversation. (Why didn't you give back any compliment though, rule of thumb, autist.)
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Get in here right fucking now, I'm tired of noone being on
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Bump for the qt trap anon
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Coming for that booty anon
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>>34714396
WHO
Post pics NAO
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Help an obsessed femanon 2017-02-08 02:11:20 Post No.34714309
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I know this is /adv but I figured since you guys deal with so many shit (no offense) somebody could help me?
> Be in love since 2011
> Love at first sight (not even joking)
> In this meantime he moved, he dated, he broke up, he moved again, he dated again, he lives his life, of course.
> I'm completely stuck with his ghost and this platonic love I have for him. Won't go away.
> I just can't take it no more. I don't date anyone. I got frozen in time.I don't get interested in anyone. I don't even try to go out or meet anyone. Everytime I see him with someone (he is in love), it kills me a little inside.
Please somebody help, I've tried all I could think of.Yes, I tried to come closer to him. He even rejected my friendship.
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>>34714309
There is no help. There is only time and distraction.
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You forgot to add
>"Of course we've had sex how else would I like him?"
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>>34714309
>platonic
if it's platonic so you don't want to fug him, and he has rejected your friendship how have you guys meant to have associated / be around each-other for the last 5 years?
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about to have tendies 2017-02-08 02:09:11 Post No.34714278
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what is your favorite sauce or side dish to go with ur tendies? ketchup ranch hot sauce etc
im making buffalo tendies and am trying BBQ for the first time
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Nice and pure tendies thread.
Honey mustard is pretty good, or buffalo sauce. I like them the most plain tbqh
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>>34714278
Buffalo sauce on everything, ESPECIALLY tendies
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Sauce is for normal fags or robots with lots of cash.
Been eating them dry for so long I think i prefer them this way.
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>tfw legit erectile dysfunction
>started happening out of nowhere last week or two
>can only get 60% hard
>can't really feel my dick muscles contracting when i try to squeeze it like kegels
>feels like the neural pathways from my brain to my dick has been partially disconnected
someone tell me my dick isn't permanently broken
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time to become a butt slut OP
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>>34714266
this is a very serious issue please be serious
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>>34714240
Time to go to the doctor my guy.
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> chemist
> migraine everyday for 4 years
> constant horrible pain
> doctors are just guessing
> fucking Reason-worshipping priests of death
> get on weed
> get married
> eat right
> exercise
> reconnect with God
> quit all 7 other drugs
> polygamist
How the fuck do I say that all to a woman in a not "I'm crazy" way?
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>>34714207
wait if your married why would you need to talk to women?
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>>34714207
>divorced
Y'betrayed God, sinner. Go back to being a normal person.
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>>34714207
The only wierd part in that whole thing is the polygamy part, but you just need to make it clear at very start. Also putting it at the very top of your dating profile would be best (if you have one).
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>stacy said I could spend the night
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>two stacys in the pool said it's ok to join them without a swimsuit, just come in naked>tfw they're 14 and related to you
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What about Stacy's mom?
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>>34714163
Are you gonna stay the night? Doesn't mean we're Bound for life. So, are you gonna stay the night
>porn stars are now younger than you
>much, much younger
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>girls born after 9/11 are now doing porn
Time flies.
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>>34714136
that would make them 16
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>>34714355
He never said anything about legal porn
>Born: June 27, 1949
Holy shit balls. How do Asian grills age so well?
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>>34714086
she looks like my balls with combed pubes and a pair of arms attached
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>>34714086
is her fucking skin gonna slide right off her skeleton? this is fuckin horrifying
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I mean, she looks pretty old
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Ask a Normie Anything 2017-02-08 01:59:12 Post No.34714060
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Normie invasion. Ask away.
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>>34714060
How do l fuck your mom?
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>>34714060
whats your favorite Swans album?
My fav is TBK
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>>34714085
Hurrrrr Durrr.
>>34714132
Can't say I've heard of them. Sorry.
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>real life loli pics are arrays of pixels that can be represented in binary
>there are certain strings of 1s and 0s that are illegal
>there are an infinite number of those strings
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those ones and zeros also feature timid and underage children you cho mo
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OP is the Joe Rogan of pedophiles
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Lets say you write up a computer program which generates an infinitely long string of 1s and 0s (meaning it just continuously generates a number, 1 or 0, and appends it onto the string. How long until you make a real life loli pic? There an an infinite number of potential loli pics out there.
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how's it feel knowing no one really cares about you and that you're a friendless loser
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>>34713975
I don't know this feeling. Also stop using that picture wrong.
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I don't really care
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>>34714010
I don't know either which is why im laughing
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9-Day No-Cum for Valentine's Challenge 2017-02-08 01:53:43 Post No.34713947
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9-Day No-Cum for Valentine's Challenge
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>Day 3 of the challenge
>Challenge Discord:https://discord.gg/7pmczEe
How are you this fine evening, robots? How goes the challenge so far?
Sad to say, but I actually failed it myself last night. Regardless, if you stay strong and keep your will up, you can succeed where I failed!
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it's not failing it's just getting a smaller reward
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>>34714016
That's a pretty positive outlook on it dear anon; thank you.
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>>34713947
I found out about it a day late, so I'm only on day 2. I don't get why nofap threads are flooded with people screaming it doesn't work, I feel really good on day 4 or so. I get it might not work for everyone, but some people are really forceful about it.
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Has science gone too far /pol/?
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>>34713903
/r9k/*
Fucking autocorrect REEEEEE
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Am I the only one who just isn't interested in sex bots?
All it is is high-tech masturbation. The fun of sex is knowing you were able to successfully get a woman to willingly surrender her body to you.
That's also why I have no use for prostitution.
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>>34713903
>it's a "roastie tech blog subtly tries to protest the coming female holocaust" episode