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>>29515469
Started way to late at night man.

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>>29515828
I'm going to be honest
I posted something questionable in a different thread and this thread may or may not be collateral when I get murdered.

if we die, carry on my legacy

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I’m sorry I’m late !

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>>29500984
Fukken saved. Thanks for fulfilling my request.

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>>29500984
How about a pic of Gloriosa lifting her shirt up and exposing her bra like pic related?

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See, this is actually a sort of good thing, because I was supposed to put the "X Edition" thing in the subject section.

I'm a man very specific and deviant tastes. which one of these pastebins involves loving romance? Maybe even with hand/hoofholding?

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>>29471980
http://pastebin.com/u/AspirantWritesThings has some nice Droner stories, my friend.

I'll paste Atticon's info dump here too in case anyone wants it:

S7:
-26 episodes
S07E?? - Celestial Advice
S07E?? - All Bottled Up
S07E13 - AJ parents flashback episode

AJ and RD parents revealed
RD: Windy Whistles and Beau Hot Hoof
AJ: Bright Mac and Pear Butter, grampa Old Grand Pear
Romeo & Juliet style duet in flashback


-MLP IDW #51-53 tie into S7
-Princess Luna song
-possible continuation of reformed changelings storyline
-William Shatner guest-starring
Writers:
-Nico Confalone: 1 episode
-G.M. Berrow: 2 episodes
-Mike Fox
-Wil Fox
-no Mike Vogel
-no Dave Polsky
-no Kevin Burke
-no Chris Doc Wyatt
-no Jennifer Skelly

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>>29626650
I'm interested to see if the trends we saw in S6 will continue here. S7 could confirm a new direction for the show.

>Sunbutt ep never

>>29626650
>No Title for This Episode
>Written by Josh Haber, Story by Mike Vogel James Asmus
>When the villain Shadow Lock finds and erases a complete history of Princess Twilight Sparkle's life, Starlight Glimmer must venture beyond the walls of reality itself to restore her adventures.

META AS FUCK.

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>>29624707
Yes I would.
I'd love to have fiery demon kids with my waifu.

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>>29624707
>image
>eqg

>>29624707
Fuck YEAH I would!!

I will be writing later tonight after work.
To bad that other guy who was writing about the sick children isn"t here anymore

We dad general now

>>29614591
Feels like it

>>29635830
it cant be done since shes not a mary sue.

>>29635830
Exactly as she is now, except with my penis inside of her

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>>29635836
>not a mary sue

topkek, the delusion of this guy.

>>29634393
>still watching the show

>>29634393
Putting it in pony font doesn't make it look more legitimate when it's on a white background with random logos at the top.

>>29634393
Fuck off hasdrone

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>>29620722
No, I would kiss Sunset's ass though.

>>29620722
Quit making such terrible, shitty threads you fucking retard

>>29620727
I'd do more than that, I'd make out with her asshole.

>>29613429
Why do I have to be a hero for Equestria?
I hate Equestria.

>>29613429
>Check inventory.
Also be a unicorn, mouth hold is unsanitary.

Part One: Enter the Magical Realm

But, before we begin, you must face one question. A question that both man and ponykind has asked themselves since the beginning of time. I cannot answer it, for you alone can only be to one to ask and answer this simple question.

Who am I?

Ah, such a short query, but so many possible answers… Well, who the fuck are you?

>I am a foal of the land. I am as strong as the earth ‘neath my hooves and just as stubborn to boot. None may move me just as none may move a mountain. I am an Earth Pony.

>I am a gazer of the stars. I am a pony attuned to the vast arcane energies that bind Equestria together. Magic flows through my body like a river, waiting to be harnessed. I am a Unicorn.

>I am a warden of the winds and a walker of the clouds. I fly freely through the air with a grace unmatched by any other being in Equestria, shaping its very weather as I see fit. I am a Pegasus.

>I am a pillar of the community and a citizen of my grand city-state of crystal. My heart swells with love, I serve my friends, my Empress, and the Crystal Heart with duty and diligence. I am a Crystal Pony

>I am a stalker of the night, a former pegasus given a rare blessing by Princess Luna herself to serve whilst my fellow Equestrians slumber. I am the one who stands watch against all things that go bump in the night. I am a Nocturnal. (*cough* batpony*cough*)

>I am a being of raw elemental power, a young member of the oldest race in Equestria. As ageless as stone, my people have watched as those around us grow and change while we still remain the same. My raw strength is beat only by my iron will. I am a Dragon.

Cont

Not sure what to write? Have some suggestions to get those delicious juices flowing:

>My fetish is the dads of the mane six sleeping with members of the mane six who aren't their daughters.
>Could there be a subset of bdsm unicorns that take turns performing consensual necrophilia by killing, fucking, then magic reviving each other?
>spells changing sexuality. Idea: Somepony casting want it need it on their genitals.
>My fetish is Fluttershy successfully raping Anon, and her friends laughing at him and supporting her.
>Talking vaginas please.
>Lyra anally raping anon using her magic
>Femanon raping stallions. And Spike. And maybe some griffons or zebras or whatever.
>Angel is temporarily turned into a pony via a spell, and basically spends his entire time as a stallion fucking Fluttershy.
>Opal gets a cat boyfriend who's such an upstanding gentleman that Rarity wants a piece too.
>In ten years, when Gummy's a grown up, and Pinkie's more ready to settle down, he knocks her up with crocoponies. They get married in a genuinely heartwarming ceremony, and spend their lives together in utter bliss.
>Owlowiscious needs to get laid for medical reasons; unfortunately, he takes after Twilight, Princess of Shut-Ins, and can't stop spilling owl-spaghetti. Twi 'develops' the solution of him doing the cloacal kiss with her pussy.

>>29609840
>Sweet Apple Acres rents out livestock for any purpose. Any. Purpose. Though as bestiality is legal in Equestria, ponies are pretty open about wanting to fuck a cow if they can't get a date or whatever.
>The real reason Dash is so utterly devastated at Tank hibernating for the winter? Tortoises have ridiculously huge dongs, and now she has to wait a few months to get penetrated with it again.
>Celestia and Philomena act as wingmen (wing...females?) for each other, with Celly hooking Philo up with stallions (dragons, griffons, whatever) and Philo making sure Celly has a steady supply of phoenix boyfriends.
>Luna reinstates the ancient royal practice of taking harems, though due to how the laws are structured, citizens can't actually be in it. Solution: Her pet possum (she has one in the comics) Tiberius is the sole member. Despite the size difference, they always leave each other satisfied, to the point where things take on a romantic tone combined with the monogamous nature of a harem with one member.
>Anon adopting and breaking an Anonfilly into his broodmare
>Anon getting mindbroke into a sex slave for mares.
>Fluttershy nervous and self-conscious about showing her muscles and insides; Rarity envious and thinking it should be hers on display.
>Rainbow X Angel Bunny
>I want to masterbate furiusly to fluttershy twerking right in front of me.
>Two sexy ponies have a sexual magic duel
>/r/ing green of anon being gang raped by male Mane 6
>I want to become a mute pet pony, that no one realizes used to be a person, so everyone just acts like your a pretty horse
>a mare adopts a colt to raise and one day marry. So literally on that day in the orphanage, she was asking herself, "Which one of these am I going to want to ride in about 10 years?".
>Can someone write a story about normal pony fucking a sea pony and learning the hard way what oviposition is?

>>29609846
>Can someone write a green, in which missionary position, is for first time kinks, and pony style is for the sole purpose of reproduction?
>Sex with furniture or large rocks
>I've always wanted a gentle femdom and mommydom story with either Fluttershy or Rariry. The catch is that it must also involve crossdressing and feminization.
>Having pet pony
>Being human pet to pony
>wardrobe malfunction
>What about more zombie pony fucking? we have very little of that.
>i want to put aryanne into a stockade and have her fucked continuously by ziggers until she craves it.
>unwilling /ss/ between anonmare and anoncolt

Previously there was a discussion going and the makings of a story involving spike and a little death note that never bore fruit.

You turn your head from the enclosed crevasse; a moment of doubt and guilt of leaving the Princess of the Day trapped in Sombra’s horrifying banishment stops you on your tracks. You struggle to take the first step, yet the second one comes easier – without a doubt finding the Crystal Heart is top priority now, both you and Princess Celestia know it. You can only hope that Princess Amore is going to return in time - what you must do is clear.

You approach the wall of thundering winds and freezing gusts that divides the Crystal Mountains from the Frozen North, only to face an incredible push back, a resistance. Your heavy and solid body is unable to pass through; the gale raises a pillar of snow underneath your feet and sends you crashing down the avalanche hill yet again. You struggle to take a step forward to no avail; the ground crumbles and slides down further and further away from the airstream divider. You look to your right, you look to your left and you even look up – the wall is never-ending.

>What do you do now?

>>29606855
Nothing can be that simple, can it? Could we dig? That would take a ton of time tough.

I got no idea.

You give the wind torment an annoying grunt and a sore shrug of your shoulders; you are unhappy with the way things are – can at least some things be easy and simple for you? You mentally sigh and push your hooves into the snow ground, in a vain hope to dig underneath the blizzard and pass through it that way. However, every time you shovel a pile of snow away, the strong winds immediately bring it back, making your attempts fruitless. Certainly, in addition to the magic draining and locked chasm, this rending barrier makes this place worthy place of banishment.

This does not help you or the situation, however – you will have to use magic, but how?

>What do you do now?

I wonder what the literacy rate in the wasteland is. Sure, the first genertion of survivors and surviving stabledwellers would ahve a education, but got nobody time to tech their kids the ABC when they are busy keeping them feed, right?

>>29551195
likely most wasteland born poners wouldn't be literate, literacy would probably only be common in The Steel Rangers, Stables and Tenpony Tower.

>>29551264

That migth someone whos actually literate rather valuable

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>>29629218
Post sheets

>>29629259
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM

>>29629259

http://pastebin.com/x2xYS4YK

>the 1.5 of you are taking a shower before bed
>As you do every night
>You mindlessly let the water run down your mane
>Just another night alone-
*lick*
>"W-what are you doing?"
"What... it's been a while since we've had any stallions over... don't tell me you aren't getting a little... pent up."
>"N-no, not at all"
>She was right, but that's not unusual
>In fact, you usually only score one stallion a year
"Don't lie, I can feel you are..."
>You can feel your sister slide your thighs together
>the shower is only half the reason you're wet down there
>"S-sister, please, i-if you want to do... that... just do it"
"Yeah, but wouldn't it be more fun if we... did it together?"
>You cant believe what you are hearing
>That's disgusting!
>You and your sister?
>You could never-
>Lips
>You bring yourself out of your inner conflict and see your sister is a lot closer then before
>You look down to see her muzzle is planted firmly against your's
>You can feel your nether region start to tingle
>You aren't sure if it's you or her causing it though
>No, it has to be her
>Y-you aren't enjoying this
>Right?

Bump for story?

>>29628823
I need more green, badly.