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>girliest pones in their own ways
>both have dazzling blue eyes
>both have magnificent manes, Pinkie with her lush volume and Rarity with her perfectly styled curls
>both have the best singing voices of all ponies
>both probably have great tasting asses
And so you see Anons, these are clearly the toppest two ponies in existence
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Twilight's more girly than Pinkie.
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Shining armor is more girly than pinkie
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>>29654142
If only the right one wasn't the town bicycle
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we need more of this
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the artist is Miokomata, in case you needed source.
She draws a lot of Flutterdash
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Fuck you and your fetishI like the artist though
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>>29616309
>outhouse in the middle of the wilderness
>about to piss herself
im all for that fetish, but this scenario is shit
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boop
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Boop!
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this scene was adorable, thanks for reminding me anon
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Double boop!
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More references to obscure shit that happened in previous seasons
>Twilight using Sombra's dark magic. Maybe even as far as having to use it repeatedly and it becomes addictive One Ring style
>Fluttershy still having sharp teeth (and maybe better hearing?) from the whole vampirebatpony thing
>Diamond Dogs, either a full episode or just as henchdogs
>Philemina the Phoenix, Celestia's pet from S1E22 or at least the Phoenix feather she gave Fluttershy
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The demise of Poochie the horse
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>he's still mad
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The death of Flurry Heart.
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So you have a chance to go to Equestria.It has internet,meat,work for youno roads thoand you can go back to Earth and back Equestria any time you want.BUT there is a catch,you waifu was raped by a pack of angry ziggers and got pregnant.She is too proud of a mare to get a abortion and she isn't rich enough to afford rasing a child.Plus the baby need father in his life to grow up healthy!
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>>29644231
There's nothing wrong with raising your waifu's son
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>>29644231
Implying that that rape baby survives.
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>>29644231
I would raise my waifu's son, but I would never be OK with her being raped. If she can fuck whoever she wants, I'm in. If she has to be raped, I'd rather stay here being miserable that make her suffer.
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I want to know what kind of people post here. I'm stealing only 15 minutes of your valuable time.
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
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>OP sucking dick so hard
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>>29642065
From the last time I did it, I'm ENFP.
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Remember to pet your pony in circular motions and to always pet along, not against, the grain of their fur
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Many ponies have different places where they like being petted the most. Take the time to get to know your pony and experiment with it. The head is the most common and popular place to pet a pony and most love it. Just take care not to mess up their mane and you'll have a pony who will love you wherever you go.
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My pony loves being scratched right on the snout. She just sits still and feels so comfortable as I nuzzle her muzzle her my finger.
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Even the most shy of ponies will warm up to someone who can scratch their ear just right
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Shy outside, dick-rider inside
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she is smart, she is slut, she is SciTwi
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Do we have any greens for this?
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>>29639222
It´s okay, would make me feel less guilty about fucking her on her boyfriend´s back.
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Hey wow some more quality eqg material that could most likely have just been posted in an existing eqg general, that's super
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CADENCE BREAD this is the thread for the princess who brings you pizza
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Hi Anon
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>pizza
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>peetzer
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It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
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Fuck you, faggot
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>>29635230
If dubs we now hold Sun Day on Wednesdays.
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The family resemblance between the two is actually uncanny.
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>it's a "non-ponyfag sees connections between two totally different characters" episode
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Big fucking deal
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Not knocking the show, just realized just how utterly similar Spike seems to Barney in color and design.
God spike's life is pathetic.
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ITT: Official stuff that exist thanks to the fandom
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Literally everything outside Hasbro toy department
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[[ReSnaptcha]]What was your favorite subject in school? Why?
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sciencepone42
Hayfries3
Developmental Psychology. I love kids!
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>>29617800
Metal shop because of all the stories the teacher would tell us about limbs being cut off.
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>"Nightvision..?" Subsidy inquires, a tad confused about such a comment
"I guess... It's cool? Or something? Isn't it cheaper to just buy some goggles for that, instead of paying us?"
>>"Huh? I wasn't asking for the project. I was just asking cause I got some military grade surplus. You want a pair? I got like two hundred I need to offload on the cheap."
>She twirls a pair of small black goggles around her finger idly
>"Miss Redd..." Subsidy starts, trying to get everyone back on track
>"Exactly what did you need, again?"
>She stops twirling the goggles and puts them on the table off screen, chuckling to herself
>>"Guess I got a little distracted. Felt like a whole fortnight for some reason. Blasted comms delays, am I right?"
>She fishes over a fistful of chains and small plates and starts to play with those too
>>"So, what do you ladies know about my line of work?"
"Well.. Not much, to be frank."
>>"As a PMC, we see fit to deploy troops to whoever and wherever the money is. It's not a righteous occupation, but it pays - and it's a little fun sometimes."
>She looks at a tag, and her expression dims a little, and she sighs audibly
>>"We also see a fair share of our own problems... Especially the soldiers we employ."
"What's your point? Isn't that the nature of the business?"
>>"For other PMCs, business obligations end after battle."
"...I'm guessing you guys are different?"
>>"Well, I believe in a life beyond battle for all soldiers. Unfortunately, many of them suffer from all manners of injuries from the conflicts."
>"Where do we come in?"
>>"I need you guys to... Make a buddy that we can use to rehabilitate and help destress our soldiers."
>You pause a moment
>Is she really asking...
>For a service animal?
"...Aren't there businesses that train dogs for this?"
>>"Lady, when you employ every species under the sun, certain animal companions get really... Awkward. I'd like something a little more... Universal!"
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>Larimar fights the halbred wielding zombie.
>The gem seems to power his weapon, and slices through the zombie easily.
>He then finds a big hall, and through one door are barricaded zombies and zebras, while a second one has a room with some sort of tentacle monster.
>The final room contains Uictoria, Bellator, and Praelia. Apparently Larimar knows them.
>Emerald and Ruby then decide to head to Sushi's restaurant.
>They go to say goodbye to Joyride, but she isn't home.
>They find Sushi, and tell her about Cherry's death.
>They eat and drink to her honor, and then they get to talking.
Continued in the next post...
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>that time traveling trixie on the right
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>>29616228
Jump off the giant Joyride.
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lol are they taking a joyride on top of Joyride?
Welcome back to Nebula! Last time: After comforting Kahurangi you decide to play some video games with her. After that you set up dinner for you and Quiet Vine and get her. Starting the dinner. After eating you get the universal radio and start listening to space. You end up getting a signal from nearby Reapers. Who attack you shortly after. With a little help from Eagle, you kill the Reaper. Discovering it was trying to find Kahurangi from it's chip. Looking for her for a "Easy Assimilation." Your friends start fixing the hole it made to get in while you talk with Kahurangi. Giving her a book about space to learn more about it. You then chat with Fedot and play with the pets for a bit. Going to bed shortly after. You wake up to several questions from Kahurangi, mostly about stars. After the questions you show her a few of your comics and make breakfast. Kahurangi making breakfast with a food she liked. You then teach her how to shoot a laser shotgun, the recoil being too strong for her and hitting the radio.
Crew List:
Rust Bucket (MC) (Earth Pony) (Electrician/Engineer)
Quiet Vine (Unicorn) (Botanist/Zoologist)
Eagle (Pegasus) (Mechanic/Army Reserves)
Fedot (Diamond Dog) (Diplomat/Trader)
Cardea (Alien) (Drazken) (Robotics)
Sai (Ship A.I.)
Javaxia (Outpost A.I.)
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"I didn't expect it myself," You tell her, "I'm half Minotaur so I didn't really notice the recoil."
You then start trotting to the radio. Slowly getting excited, the radio playing actual lyrics. Ones that you've never heard before. When you realize that the lyrics weren't being translated you had to stop yourself from flipping out. A possible sign of humans or something with a language similar to Equus being nearby!
You soon get to the radio as the song ends. The radio appeared to be intact, but it did have a small scorch mark on it now. Nothing too bad.
"Best purchase ever." You smile; Kahurangi standing next to you.
A new song starts to play. Now being as clear as day as the source got closer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTMbAyD7iCk
What do you do?
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Tell Sai to track the source of the radio waves and scan around to not get a repeat with that single Reaper.
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Show Kahurangi the probe and tell her all you have learnt.
Tell her that the scanner you salvaged from a pirate ship that attacked you had there language on it.
Tell her about how there were a few languages on it that were familar to you.
Tell her the translaters came with equish prepackaged but the shopkeeper had never heard of humans.
Tell her about how far away earth is.