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so where do they go with her now? her story is 100% done, she's finished her schooling, became a princess, and now she's finished teaching a student of her own

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Ponies are literally cats

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Post high speed gifs.

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Could no hooves AJ beat hooves AJ in a fight?

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Am I the only one here that, after 5 years watching this show, is still fucking embarrassed about watching it?

I went to the EQG premier, and half of the audience was parents and little kids, and the other half were teens and older. That was back in 2013, at the climax of the fandom. It's only since declined in size.

I'm probably not gonna go see the new movie in theaters this time around because last time I took my girlfriend and she broke up with me the next day "because going to see a My Little Pony movie is not a date!" and I'd prefer to not see it alone. And the audience is probably going to have the parents and kids outnumber the teens and older, which in that case I'd rather not be a part of it.

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Hey Breeders,

My name is Rainbow, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facehoof.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hoofball team, and starter on my buckball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Neighponese ponies”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all breeders who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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No seriously, what DID they mean by this?

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As s spiritual prophet I have learned many lessons but what are they without the story behind them it all started when I was about 12 the voices started they were not angels they were not demons they are not real started as talking machines then to aliens then to parrarel universes it was not real it was satans lie I fought for long but in time the medication iradicated the voices but I soon saw truth beyond understanding I took faith to the lord not a hallucination but real tangible visible audible these things I have not seen or experienced not anything like the voices the lord was clear straight and in logical not sporadic patterns I drew connections like the laws of physics are proof of god not against the fact their are set laws stable reality ordered understanding it was all so clear to me but something repeatedly haunted me hell and death I could not comprehend that and made it un-acceptable I came up with a program I simply called the matrix in this program much like the movie you were put in virtual reality to do a few things like live parts of others lives as though you were them thought feeling all and then given oxytociton as you visited your previous enemies after seeing through their eyes remembering their memories as your own in addition to this by playing on different neural circuitry to stimulate empathy love all emotions in many simulations if someone is completely satanic they are "wiped" all memories personality tend to act certain ways erased or diverted and though still alive programmable to be better instead of hell or death these are few of many many simulations and many stages only truly hellish people get "wiped" but even horrible people are simply edited memory emotion placed around the reason god does not appear before us and easier to doubt is for our good so that we have faith not straight out belief so excuses can be made for the atrocities of this planet I was enlighten because I am schizophrenic and my writing will be taken as-

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I injoy the soft skin of a pony.
Don't you agree?

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because fuck you

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>Lyra sat weird on the bench one time in one episode
>>tens of thousand of fanfics/pics/songs about how is wants to fuck a human
>Azure Velour is the only pony in the show that wears pants
>>.......nothing
Had the fandom lost it's magic!

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The autist have been spotted you have declared war on the daleks you will be Exterminated surrender is not accepted Exterminate Exterminate Exterminate

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Have you ever wondered how many fags has Starlight Glimmer as their waifu No, well now you can...maybe.

I don't know if this will work or how precise it will be but it's better then nothing.

I made a straw-poll so you can vote on your favorite waifu, i apologize if your waifu is not here but we only need the most important Results, background are not, maybe i'll make another straw-poll for it.

https://www.strawpoll.me/12487658

I'll keep bumping the thread so everyone can vote.

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Let's hope it's better than EqG…

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rate my gf