Post best country mare.
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>>30129408
Still livelier than what you call your life.
>>30129394
Post Apple Jacks!? I thought Apple Jacks were Kellogs?
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>>30106367
First for autism
Really activates those almonds
Ponynet when?
>Another reason I like rocks – they don't exclude you if you're... different than other ponies.
You think Maud's ever told this to any other pony? It's sort of heavy
Also how did Rarity's gem finding spell not pick up this cave? It had loads of rare gems and Rarity seems to visit the caves a lot to gather some more.
Seems weird since I thought the spell was literally for Gem detection. It's been shown to pull in directions too if I'm not mistaken
>>30104193
Considering how happy-go-lucky their world is I'm sure most of the ponies she meets realize she's autistic.
>"Even Boulder gets harder than that"
I want Maud to humiliate me
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>>30100820
Fix that at once.
>>30100820
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"No time to explain. A solarian spy escaped with some kind of teleportation spell down the hall", you snap at the pony
>In surprise, he scrambles away from you as he processes what you said
>"Y-yes, I will get a searching party going immediately!", he answers as he rushes out of the door
>You quickly run into the door frame to shout after him
"There's also another pony hurt, an ally to the escaped solarian! She might be poisoned, just like Chase!"
>He looks back to you mid running and nods at you before disappearing behind a corner
>As the effects of the adrenaline begins to subside, a wave of exhaustion overcomes you and you flop on the floor, breathing heavily
>Your body tells you to just lie there and rest, but your mind screams to get up, see Chase, find the solarian, just do SOMETHING
>Tears start welling up and part of you feels overwhelmed with helplessness
>What should you do?
>>30095210
Get to the infirmary, find Chase.
>>30095210
begin sobbing uncontrollably and have a panic attack.
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>Before you know what you're doing you've gotten out of your seat, quickly walking around the small table in front of you.
>You hadn't really planned ahead when you got up but when you see Derpy's crying form, curled up in a miserable pile, you know what to do:
>You scoop up the crying pony in your arms, gently rubbing her back as you hold her close.
>Though Derpy is shying away from your touch at first she quickly returns the hug, burying her head in your chest as she let's it all out.
>"I'm sorry", she repeats over and over again, staining your shirt with her tears.
>"You're safe with us", Twilight says as she strokes Derpy's mane, "Nopony can hurt you now."
>Though it takes a lot of gentle hugging and soothing whispers Twilight and you eventually manage to calm Derpy down, or at least to reduce her crying to a quiet sniffle.
>She still hasn't let go of you, holding you tightly with her small hooves.
>"Do you feel better now?", you ask her carefully.
>Though it's a little hard to tell with Derpy's body so close to yours you think you see her nodding her head.
>For a second it's silent in the room until Derpy suddenly raises her head, pushing herself away from you.
>"But if Mr. Hoofington is in Canterlot", she asks helplessly, "who's going to take care of me?"
>That's a good question actually, you hadn't thought of that until now.
>The smile on Twilight's face makes you think that she has though.
>>30051867
>"When I went looking for Mr. Hoofington I talked to the Mayor and we agreed that we'll need to find somepony else to take his place now that he's gone."
>However, when she sees Derpy's horrified expression she quickly adds:
>"O-only until he comes back from Canterlot, of course."
>You can tell that Twilight is getting nervous.
>She doesn't react very well to unexpected problems.
>"I told the Mayor that I know somepony who's very trustworthy and diligent who could start tomorrow."
>She does work quite fast though, doesn't she.
>Suddenly there's a shift in Twilight's expression, like she forgot something, and she gives you this weird, sheepish smile.
>"So, Anon, what do you say, are you going to become Derpy's new caretaker?"
>Wait, what?
>Cold sweat starts running down your back as you piece together your situation.
>Twilight had not mentioned anything along the lines of you becoming Derpy's caretaker when you were talking earlier.
>Why did she have to bring this up now, she knows how much you hate to be put on the spot like this.
>You look at her for an explanation but judging by her apologetic expression she didn't plan this either.
>Derpy just seems to be confused by what's going on, joining Twilight in looking at you expectantly.
>It makes you realize that you still haven't given an answer, but you just don't feel ready to.
>This decision is not something to be taken lightly, you need time to think this through.
"I, uh..."
>Suddenly Derpy's expression changes as she seems to understand.
>"Are you going to take care of me?", she asks, with a small smile like she's actually looking forward to it.
>It makes you feel weird.
"Sure, why not."
Rainbow Dash started reading quite some time ago, and everyone knows that she loves the Daring Do books.
But what other books does she like? Mystery? Noir? Horror? Comedy? Sci-Fi? Romance?
What book would you recommend her?
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Reposting this because it's too adorable.
So there's a chance that the next Dash episode is gonna be about Daring Do again. Is that ok? Personally I think that wonderbolts deserve their action episode.
Twilight: I can't really believe your story Anon, buildings with over 100 levels? Flying boats bigger than Ponyville? And yet there's no magic in your world? Please.
>Growing tired of Twilight's berating, you go out into the world to prove her wrong.
That's the prompt that started it all. So what is thread about? It's about Anon bringing human science and inventions to Equestria and a disbelieving Twilight. Although, that's not necessarily the prompt you need to follow if writing is what you desire.
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>ALREADY
>DEAD
Fucking hell, just stop making these. A thread died for this pointless general.
>>30020679
I hope it was a glimmer thread ^:)
>>30020710
Those are obsolete, anon. The meme is dead. Move on.
thoughts on these three characters?
>>30196183
Larson canon.jpg
>>30196183
Seed Canisters
>>30196183
One to fuck. One to build a cuckshed. And one to shove in the cuckshed.
ITT: Those we've lost
>>30195085
>Keep bringing a character back even though their arc is done
No thanks. Let it end on a high note.
>>30195092
Then the show should've ended with season 5
>>30195085
>turning every perfectly fine antagonist into a friend because everyone should "get along"
This show decays steadily
It's almost been two years since this episode and yet there have only been a couple tiny fanfics inspired by it. When the fandom started any stupid idea would get hundreds of fanfics and songs, nowadays it's a lucky day if a episode produces any fics. What happened?
>>30195080
People moved on to bigger things
>>30195102
Like FNAF and Undertale?
>>30195114
yes, but they also moved from those already
If the rule says: "Ponies only", why do we still have EQG posters?
>>30191438
Rules also say no shitposting outside of /b/
>>30191438
I think the more appropriate question is why does this rule still exist?
>>30191442
also this
>>30191438
It's almost like EqG is pony too or something
And that the rule is meant for furfag shit and not actual humanized or official material
Really activates those almonds, huh?
You know what time it is.
>>30188871
Cuck
>>30188871
Been a while since I've seen one of these threads
>>30188871
do you hold her hoof while he's fucking her?
>"Anon, open your eyes now"
>>30184312
Um why
Open you eyes, look to the mare and see~
She is so lonely, she wants the human D
Because she likes to suck, loves to blow, be on top, lay below
Doesn't really matter because it is just sex to me~
To me~
>>30184312
Blink
How do you feel about this, /mlp/?
>>30182874
>schoolage
It's gonna be shit
>>30182874
>A show depicting strong independent women defending a city
>>30182874
I don't watch television.