Straight shipping thread

>>30188871
Cuck

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>>30188871
Been a while since I've seen one of these threads

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>>30188871
do you hold her hoof while he's fucking her?

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>>30188895
>>30188913
But anons neither Dash nor Twilight is my waifu.

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Stop with this unrealistic gay shit and post some high quality ships.

>>30189012
>shipping Dash with a total empty blank slate, someone with less personality than Flash in the first EQG
>high quality
FOAD

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>>30189048
>ponies being shipped with anyone but you, the the reader
>realistic
ISHYGDDT

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>>30188924
It doesn't matter to them, the word has no meaning anymore

I once had a /pol/ tell me that being in a heterosexual monogamous relationship with a woman was being a cuck

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oh boy my favorite

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>>30189099
So... Everything is a cuck?

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>>30189048
Anon is self-insert. Maybe you have a flat personality but that doesn't give you the right to say this isn't a high quality ship.

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This will forever be my headcanon of what happened during The Times they are a Changeling

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I find it hilarious that Dash is the most lesbian like mare yet she has the most ships.

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Moondancer and Sunburst would make the perfect couple, sadly this is the closest thing I have for Moondancer x Sunburst.

>>30189252
Dash is totally bi. Some days she prefers pussy, other days cock. Simple.

>>30189155
self inserts a fucking shit

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Best canon straight ship.

>>30189155
Self-inserts are pathetic. You know all those horrible fimfiction stories about John going to Equestria? They're literally Anon with a name.

Anon x anyone is the most autistic ship out there.

>>30189333
>>30189317
So you like being a cuck, then?

>>30189301
She's straight, niglet. All the mares are straight.

>>30189357
>cuck
there's that memeword again. self inserts have always been looked down upon before that buzzword ever started circulated. But please, continue on with your memery faggot

>>30189402
Pleb. Self inserts are god tier.

>>30189402
I think tumblr is more your speed

>>30189333
Trips of truth

>>30189357
No I'm just not that autistic as to use a self-insert.

>>30189402
This is sad because it's true. The cuck meme destroyed what was left of 4chan's corpse.

>>30189402
>>30189463
I'm using the word correctly. You can't complain.

>>30189450
Fair enough.

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>>30189099
>>30189100
>>30189155
>>30189222
>>30189333
>dubs and trips go unchecked
Truly a dark day for /mlp/

>>30189450
But you are autistic enough to be here

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>>30189665

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man, pre-S4 shipping was amazing

>>30189665
You are like a little baby. Watch this.

Starburst is best ship.

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>>30189956
>cometlight
Absolutely patrician

>>30189999
Impressive.
>>30190017
That Flashimmer and Blue Blood x Trixie are absolutely degenerate ships.

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>>30188871
Straight shipping is degenerate.
This is now a twidash thread

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>>30190048
>Flashimmer
Agreed.
>Bluetrix
Why? Seems to have a certain logic to it. Both braggarts, both elitists, both unicorns...

>>30190054
I like Twidash as much as the next guy, but this really isn't the right thread. Try out >>30100769

>>30190054
more of this

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>>30190017
if there's one thing "Hard to Say Anything" has taught me, is that ANY background character you never cared about can appear out of nowhere and become the sweetheart of a more important character.

Cometlight is silly but it comes from a time when people actually tried to gave him some character. I actually loved the headcanon of him being some kind of astronomer and his bonding with Twilight over the stars and stuff.

Good times that will never come back

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>>30190086
>that image
dawwwww
>Cometlight is silly but it comes from a time when people actually tried to gave him some character. I actually loved the headcanon of him being some kind of astronomer and his bonding with Twilight over the stars and stuff.
Fuuuuuuuck, that was always my headcanon too. Loved that idea.

Here, for the good memories: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/197841/cometsparkle

I'm gonna try writing some green for the two of them. No clop because I cannot into clop, but cute/heartwarming stuff.

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>>30190017
>>30190086
also, this colorized doodle is very important to me. It was made by request around those times. and it reminds me how wonderful those times where, when shipping was FUN

>>30190109
For what it's worth, I still really enjoy shipping. There's something titillating about imagining how a romance between two characters would go

>>30190078
>>Bluetrix
>Why?
They've never talked. Their personalities may seem similar but the big difference is that Blue Blood has the money and social status to back up his snootiness while with Trixie, her personality is not backed up by success, money or power. Like her tricks, she's all smoke and mirrors.

>>30188895

>>30190347
That's a fair point. Though now she's BFFs with the most powerful caster in Equestria...

>>30189956
>>30188871
Thunderlane and Soarin' are gay, though.

>>30192596
Niceme.me

>>30192596
I just go with the headcanon that everypony in Equestria is bi.

>>30192661
That's a completely retarded headcanon. They're all straight.

>>30192661
I wouldn't say "everypony", but most probably are. Then you have a few oddballs who are straight and a few oddballs who are gay.

>>30188895
>>30188913
reminder that it's not cucking if you don't ship your waifu
if you do I am truly sorry and hope you enjoy raising your wife's son you faggot

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>>30189099
>>30189100
>>30189155
>>30189222
>>30189333
>>30189999
>>30192711
all these gets, and no one to check them, what happened to you /mlp/, who didn't check you?

>>30190109
Why is it not fun anymore?

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Self insert is best straight ship

>>30193260
>self-insert
>as the little girl
I'll allow it

>>30188871
How the hell does it make someone a "cuck" to appreciate a cute couple? Are we supposed to strive for a polygamyous relationship with every woman that ever existed?

On in this case, even women who never existed in the first place?

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>>30194236
you shipfags, man

>>30194250
If they were fags, they'd be shipping same-sex couples.

>>30194236
Don't bother trying to get into the mind of a cuckposter. The amount of stupidity and self-contradiction it takes is too vast for a mortal mind to handle.

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>>30188871

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>>30194604
Nice try, faggot.

>>30194663
PUREST
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>>30194663
>try
What do you mean? Everybody knows Trixie is a dude

>>30194836
Niceme.me

>>30188913
Perhaps the best answer would be to ask the question "are they real?"

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>>30188871

>>30189012
>>30189155
Anon will turn into a pony as soon as he enters Equestria.

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>>30195552
No! Humans will stay as humans!

Fuck this cuck thread! You are cucks for shipping your waifus away!

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>>30196156
I don't have a waifu

>>30192661
I like this because that means I can fuck both Shining and Cadance

>>30196156
>>30189012
>>30189155

spoken like a true cuck.

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I wonder how their relationship would work between their equestrian versions

>>30196336
Like shit, honestly. Pony Twilight would hate that creep.

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>>30196341

>>30196341
yeah, I don't see twilight fooling around with a commoner with her new status

>>30189326
They both give such lewd expressions that it's almost impossible for the animators to deny there wasn't any subtext, and I usually tell anons they're reading too much into things.

>>30196336
Pony Twi is much different from the slut named Scitwi. Plus, she's royalty and is quite close to the royal guard who Flash works for so Timber would face competition from him. And in Equestria, Flash is trained as a military guard. He's a big guy. He could easily best Timber.

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>>30197129
>implying she'd go for Flash after being SHADOWED
Come on, you know they banged in the library.

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>>30197500
Oh definitely.

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>>30189999
You nigger.

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>>30198306
Something wrong lad?

>>30198306
*zebra

>>30188906
Sorry fluttershit, Mac dropped you like the the sack of manure you are.

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>>30199788
>insulting best pony
>implying anything after starshit's """""reformation""""" is canon

>>30199788
>fluttershy
>cheerilee
>marble
Big Mac is so unfaithful

>>30199812
>he says posting the guy who bangs fluttershy every night

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>>30200506
>buying into the meme
>implying Discord's a retard who'd get emotionally invested in a mortal

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>Not supporting the most adorable canon ship.
Faggots, the lot of you!

>>30201413
These two had a really nice comic issue together that everyone seemed to like but forgot about a month later.

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>>30195540
Not realizing that this ship is canon, though not in the way you think.

WARNING!
WEAPONS GRADE AUTISM INBOUND!
WARNING!

>Both Pegasi
>Both damn good flyers
>Both have clouds and lightning as their CM's
>Male CM is a lightning bolt splitting a cloud in half and going through it
>Female CM is a whole cloud with Male CM lightning bolt coming out of it.
>Female CM lightning bolt has Male CM bolt being flanked by two more bolts.
>A blue one representing her body belongs only to him
>A red one represents her heart that beats only for him.
>Pure white cloud represents their undying unity to one another.

I'm honestly surprised people still deny this one.
They're literally made for each other.
I'm not even a shipfag.

Also, pic related is also best ship.

>>30201623

It seemed like there was only 3 or so Twilight/Mac pictures of fanart that came out of that entire thing (on Derpi at least). Twimac never blew anything else away, but I'm still surprised how quickly it hit a wall. That comic really showed how much that ship had wore off at that point.

t. ex-Twimac OTP fan that lies to themselves about being over it

>>30201443
This is indeed cute.

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>>30190106
this one's pretty good:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/76213/experimenting-in-feels

Twilight uses SCIENCE! to try to understand love.

Also posting best strait ship last season.