That awkward moment when this week's MLP:FIM episode was more overwhelming than all 3 EQG specials combined...
>>30387875
>paying attention to non-pony at all
hahah, my sides right now in real life
What kind of reply do you want?
>>30387875
>Watching EQG
>"Anon, please! I'll do anything you say!"
>"Just don't tell Twilight and the others of my porn stash."
>>30387160
Fine,but you ll have toshare it
>>30387160
"Me"
>"What?"
"Do me."
>"Anon I don-"
"DO ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR COMIC GIRLS"
>>30387160
>rape
Alright, I'm gonna cut to the chase, is there any green with ponut eating?
>>30383971
Why would you want to eat the hole where they poop from? That's disgusting.
There's too much.
>>30383985
hahahaha LOL LOOK AT ME I WANT ALL THE (You)s
Here have a pity one.
Are you there, little guy? It's time to wake up.https://guywithamp.bandcamp.com/track/the-war
Equestria, the magical land of ponies, has been plunged into war. On one side are the ponies, who valiantly fight to defend their home. On the other side are the changelings, who ruthlessly aspire to seize control of Equestria and drain its populace of their love and happiness. And in the middle... is you.
Archive: https://www.anonpone.com/gat/
Recap inbound.
>>30343014
>Last time, you started your training with Silver Heart.
>She made a big obstacle course for you to go through.
>It looked fun!
>Until she tied a big heavy rock to your back and made you carry it with you.
>Then it wasn't as fun.
>It was hard work, but eventually you made it to the end of the course.
>You did so good, Ant Silver helped you to get Soft Serve to say you could do more.
>But first it was time for breakfast.
>Dippin Dot wouldn't eat again.
>She's still sad.
>You promised her things would get better, then you went out to meet Ant Silver for the next part of your training.
>Now the two of you are sparring.
>And Ant Silver is letting you make the first move.
>Can you knock her down?
Your gear: 1 Bed Leaf, 1 Scoopy, 1 Shiny Eggy Shell
Your inventory: 1 Shiny Eggy Shell, 1 Fancy Stone, 1 Long Stick, 2 Torn Leaves, 1 Armor Stand, 1 Bit Box, 1 Twisty Grabber
HP: 15/15
Bits: 288
LV: 4
Spells: Feature Shift (Good), Telekinesis (Moderate)
Mood: Sore, but ready to go!
>What now?
>>30343063
Sweep the leg
>>30343063
Imagine Silver is one of the bad bugs and unleash your inner fury!
>MLP isn't furry related
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>30391704
Comics aren't canon but even if it is who cares? It's Equestria, I can picture bipedal felines existing.
>>30391766
Holy fuck how does any hole take something that big?
Hold on a sec, is that Tom?
I have never understood people who based their whole ships on some two-seconds interaction between characters...until I saw that dancing moment between Sunset Shimmer and Applejack.
What was your thing that made you realise you've gone off the deep end with ponies?
That time I wrote a green of male!Fluttershy fucking an entire ant colony.
>>30389105
>I have never understood people who based their whole ships on some two-seconds interaction between characters
Ikr, it's ridiculous, and you're a fool to if you buy into this, because it's nothing like Shimmer and Pinkie, who are definitely fucking.
>>30389105
I want to know where Sunset learned to hoedown.
>you and Octavia are on a business trip together
>you both reach your hotel room
>it only has one queen-sized bed
>Octavia is not pleased
wat do?
>>30388693
Ask concierge for a different room.
>>30388693
You can sleep outside.
>>30388693
Why would I travel with a donkey?
Who's the cutest Equestria Girl? From the mane 7 to the Dazzlings to Crystal Prep to the rest?
>>30385156
Ponks.
Final answer.
>>30385171
Eternally this
the tard
One down, whose next?
>>30370009
Your mom.
>>30370021
OP ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>30370021
BTFO
and god forbid, a molester
>>30391616
And god forbid a shitposter
>>30391616
I love how that guy just snatched the mic right out of his hands. God bless that based normie.
Can someone spoonfeed me what the hell this shitpost is about? Is it a normie shitting on the fandom?
>>30391580
>inb4 starlight infibulation
>>30391580
What went wrong?
>>30391207
Faust left.
>>30391207
Faust still had some power through S2, that's why it was so bad
But it got better once Hasbro fired that bitch, and everything went right past s3
>>30391209
A lot more happened besides Faust leaving.
Would you?
>>30391018
If I wanted to commit sodoku it would be in the comfort of my own room after I mail my parents a check to bury me, this guy was a murderer and a faggot.
>>30391044
But which one would you waifu, if you had to choose?
>>30391018
Holy shit. Someone actually fucking did this
Ripley is a big guy
for zipporwil
>>30389829
's pussy
Ripley cock vores Zipporwil on a regular basis and carries her around
What if the horses had hoofs such as them?
>>30389743
Besides Twi and Rara, those colors look fucked.
>>30389743
Is there a reason they look like deer hooves?