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Previous Thread: >>30357858
Where are the other kids edition
>>30373833
Floral was a vastly underated waifu. Would absolutely date/10
This is why fluttershy is best pony
>>30373073
She is absolutely adorable
>>30373073
Your waifu a shit
>>30373073
Sad to burst your bubble friendo, but Rainbow Dash did the tongue wag first... in season 1.
>has her ready and willing on his bed
>just resigns himself to the desk like a chump
how can one stallion be this beta?
>I'm sure your desk will be more comfortable.
There was plenty of room on that bed for both of them.
>>30372024
>how can one stallion be this beta?
Maybe that's why so many imbeciles want to ship him so hard with Starshit? Because they feel identified with him and all that?
>>30372042
She was being sarcastic in the second panel.
So where do we go from here? How the fuck are they ever going to top this?
>>30371364
With Spike's parents episode of course.
>>30371364
You'll just have to wait and see.
>>30371395
>Spike's parent(s) finally come looking for him
>He has no feelings for them since that role has been filled by Twilight.
I am legitimately tired of the memeing on this board.
It's excessive.
>implying
That's what happens when you get a board for a shitty meme show that people only watch ironically
>>30371121
>that people only watch ironically
Batponies with fangs are noncanon.
Batponies screeching are noncanon.
Batponies and their obsession with "le random mangoes xDD" are noncanon.
Batponies exist, but not to the extent that the fans have taken them to special snowflake levels.
I don't like batponies.
>>30370480
Ok.Anon isnt canon
>>30370480
They pandered to them though even if you hate it, with the flutterbat episode.
So cry me a sea.
>>30370567
I love the fact that my waifu is the canonical bat pony.
What type of men are they into?
>>30369900
Probably the kind that doesn't edit pictures of them to guess what they look like undressed
>>30369900
Confident and funny men, preferably good looking as well.
>>30369900
Ugly neckbeards who live with their parents
>"Oh hey Anon...."
>"I need some advice."
>"As of late ponies have stopped going to my concerts and buying my albums."
>"Ever since Pear Butter had debuted her 'Hot New Single' she had sold more albums than I had in my entire career."
>"My manager suggests that I should appeal to a different demographic by changing my look and get into gangster rap and hip hop."
>"I write my music from the heart and not from lies and drugs."
>"What should I do Anon?"
>>30369274
Never change little poner. If you give in now you'll give in later and look what happened to Miley Cyrus.
>>30369274
>Anon, finally realizing he is now in a time long before the setting of the series, Friendship is magic, after being asked a question that made little chronological sense, he debates whether or not it is right to disrupt the flow of time, risking potential damage to the canon of his favorite cartoon about horses.
>But in the end, he concludes that he was placed here for a reason, and that reason was to not let time flow as it originally intended, for it would be best that the course of history be altered.
>He must find, and kill, the young filly, Starlight Glimmer.
>>30369274
That's just how the music industry works.
Just live off what you have already earnt.
Their Perfect Romance is too much lads
My heart can't take it
>>30369130
They doing the same thing with fluttercord desu.
They paid for it with their lives, don't worry.
I want tointer lockhernewgrowth
>"Rice is good when you want to eat 2,000 of something."
>>30367199
I never thought of it that way. Neat.
She just wants you to feel at peace.
Have you ever made love to a killer, Anon?
>>30365928
No, but from the smile on your face and the tent in my pants I feel I'm about to.
I just hope it's not so amazing I can't enjoy sex with normal ponies after this. It would be annoying having to restrain and rape a murderer while they're trying to kill me.
>>30365928
>have you ever made love to a-
I'm gonna stop you right there, the answer is no
>this fic contains Twibashing
>>30365803
Who the fuck would deny best horse?
Also do you have more of these? It helps me imagine a reality where she wants me.I'm lonely :^)
Are the any fics where Anon tears her down past breaking point?
>>30365803
I want Glim bashing
>his smile and optimism: gone
>>30364608
So is he living with the Apples now?
>>30364608
>The last words he ever said to his daughter was forcing her to choose between him and Bright Mac when she just wanted everyone to be a family
>>30364612
he and granny smith arent related, so they could totally bang without moral consequence.
Friendly reminder that you will make it to Equestria and you will spend your life with the mare or stallion you love. All you anons are great and I love every single one of you.
>>30363679
>Dying means ending up in a cartoon world with your fictional soul mate
Because of that Andrew faggot, this sentiment isn't really fun to me anymore
>>30363841
Waifufags always find a way to ruin tgings for everyone else.
>>30363679
Thanks, OP
You're not a faggot
Welcome back to Nebula! Last time: You learn that another one of Kahurangi and Moana's kind could still be alive. You then watch Kahurangi in her sleep to make she was okay, only for it to get a bit awkward. You have some shenanigans with Eagle that night during dinner and have to lift the heaviest object in the ship which you do. You learn a bit more about Eagle's past, heading to bed shortly after. That morning you find Cardea and ask her about the herd, she agrees, but it comes with a bit of crying. After that is settled you make a giant pancake breakfast for New Years and managing to eat it all. You quickly figure out how the holosuit works. You find out the Reapers have been to Equus once from one of their chips, and then launching some holographic fireworks for the crew. Having some fun with Quiet Vine and Cardea that night.
Crew List:
Rust Bucket (MC) (Earth Pony) (Electrician/Engineer)
Quiet Vine (Unicorn) (Botanist/Zoologist)
Eagle (Pegasus) (Mechanic/Army Reserves)
Fedot/Coccinellidae (Diamond Dog/Changeling) (Trader/Diplomat)
Cardea (Drazken) (Robotics)
Kahurangi (Pālākiō) (???)
Moana (Pālākiō) (???)
Sai (Ship A.I.)
Javaxia (Outpost A.I.)
Κηφήνας (Drone)
Kokua (Drone)
Hpa (Holographic Personal Helper)
You place yourself near the ground and jump as high as you could towards the off-colored planet.
You were really close to touching it, but you're suddenly sent away from the planet before you start orbiting it. Going around it in a circle.
What do you do?
>>30359907
Shoot the planet.
>>30359973
You move your hoof towards the planet. A laser fires out of your hoof and makes it explode. The shards of the planet suddenly turning into water.
You smile a bit in victory only to realize that you've stopped floating, or moving. The stars around you turning off one by one.
You're soon left in a dark empty void, all alone with nothing else around.
What do you do?