ITT we discuss the Mane 6's sex lives in the most probable way.
Twilight is a virgin but is curious about intercourse. However, she becomes nervous whenever attempting to broach the subject and has a habit of ruining the moment. Sexual orientation undefined.
Rainbow Dash has had a few sexual partners of both genders. However she prefers to focus on her athletic career and thus has little time for romance. Bisexual with a male bent.
Applejack is a pure Celestian mare who wouldn't dare consider sex before marriage. Straight.
Pinkie Pie is a sexual dynamo who loves making other ponies (and some non-ponies) happy with quickies following her more adult-themed parties. She is promiscuous and a bit pushy, but most find it endearing. Pansexual.
Rarity only sleeps with those whom she feels a close emotional bond. Thus her list of sexual partners is quite small. However, it's not strictly limited to whomever she may be dating. Bisexual with a female bent.
Fluttershy becomes borderline catatonic whenever sex is mentioned. She is so frightened by the idea that she cannot even masturbate. She does, however, enjoy cuddling with close friends. Asexual by necessity.
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They're all virgins
Even Rarity
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>>30393363
we had this thread yesterday, fuck off
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>>30393374
>even Rarity
Rarity isn't even close to the sluttiest.
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Why can't everyone just hate this like I do?
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>>30392978
Because some of us don't have shit taste, faggot.
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>>30392978
It's shit and people who defend it tend to be cancerous shit eating retards, but you are being as bad as them by making a thread for this
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>>30392978
Why should I care?
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Starlight = autist that couldn't make friends, opposite of friendship
Trixie = extremely vain and selfish pony, the opposite of generosity
Maud = emotionless autist, the opposite of laughter
Lightning Dust = self-absorbed pony willing to put anyone under the bus to get ahead, opposite of loyalty
Thorax - belonged to a race of creatures that rely on deception, the opposite of honesty
Discord - a mischievous and malicious chaos god, the opposite of kindness
Are you ready for the secondary mane 6 of antiheroes and reformed villains?
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>>30392896
Yes.
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>>30392896
Hmmm...two unicorns, while all other characters don't have a 'racial' pair.
Starlight Glimmer confirmed for next alicorn princess.
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>>30392896
Never though about it this way. Cool shit
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>>30392729
Well well, I'd like to have a word with you Purplesmart.
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>>30392729
Fuck off twilight no one wants to hear about that bitch you call a princesses and a god she almost died last time.
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>>30392729
That's pretty juvenile to just wreck someone's property, horse.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpzfdkTuiC4 daybreaker music theme
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzdUy90vTuk
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I don't even have to click on those other two. They are not "Red Sun" and are therefore incorrect.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXlrCKujdhg
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how do you think they will taste like ?
just like an ordinary pony or will there be something magical in it ?
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>>30392409
I ain't going to try any of these fucking pony's feed them to dogs.
I guess they would taste like cow.
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>>30392419
>Not liking the delicious pony flesh
What are you, gay?
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>>30392409
"No."
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Ok why the FUCK wasn't she in Dance Magic? And from a writer's standpoint. Why write it so that she is "on vacation" and misses out on this legendary moment with her friends?
They made Lemon Zest Dash's parallel instead.
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>>30392396
I find this character annoying as hell.
I don't know how you guys like her.
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>>30392396
Anyone got links to the specials in english?
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>>30392425
I'm pretty sure they're on fucking youtube now
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>"Anon! It's time for your daily check up."
>"There's no need to be shy."
>"You'll only have your clothes off for a few minutes."
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Playing doctor isn't my fetish.
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>>30392270
How you get in my house? And one last thing I'm not a animal and I have as much rights as any other pony in this shit land.
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>>30392270
"For fuck's sake, Fluttershy. The weasel got in my pants all on it's own and it was ONE TIME. You didn't have to bring me up on animal abuse charges because I flung that demented ball of fur out the window after it tried to claw it's way out the crotch!"
"AND I AM NOT SMUGGLING GODDAMN WEASELS IN MY PANTS!"And then the musical number begins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k76IGLi6jWI
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What should we do with it /mlp/?
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>>30391795
Damn
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>>30391795
Why is she crying?
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>>30391795
>furry porn
Delete this
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>"I know we've been stuck here for almost a week now."
>"But I can't see you suffer like this."
>"Seeing you all pent up like this."
>"Would it help any if I offer you my body like this?"
>"I know I'm nowhere near to perfection as your waifu but please it's hurting me seeing you like this."
>"I'll do my best to sound like your waifu or I can just simply shut up as you rut me."
>"I know it ain't much but please think it over..."
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>>30390795
>"I know we've been stuck here for almost five years now."
>"But could you at least follow the goddamn rules?
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>>30390795
Llamas/Alpacas are gross.
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>>30390795
>Anon is swept away to the magical world of Equestria by one of Twilight's patented Magical Mishaps™
>...Why is Twilight black?
>He realizes that he's not in Equestria from the My Little Pony, he's actually in Foenum from Them's Fightin Herds
>Anon is violently disappointed
>The girls try to make him feel better by trying to act out an erotic greentext with him, but they're all inexperienced and keep fucking up
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Oh god
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>>30389970
DAT BOOTY!
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And squeezable waist.
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Big Mac has good taste. Sugar Belle is a top tier qt
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>>30389168
You're absolutely right. I would love to shove her in the cuckshed and fuck someone else.
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>>30389168
I want to lick her face and shove XXL dildos in all her orifices.
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>>30389168
She kinda resembles his mom
And I'm sure she felt just like her too,when he fell asleep the night after the episode, teary eyed and snuggling against her neck,
admitting her how much he misses her and Sugarbelle whispering him that she's sure she'd be proud of what he became, before kissing him to sleep
I would like to create a new meme
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>>30388923
You can't create a meme. They have to come naturally.
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>>30388933 But I can plant the seeds, and water them with Donald Trump
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>>30388923
Just tell us to do our worst. Saying you are forcing a meme will scare people off.
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I think the new changeling designs would be so much better with darker colors. Pic related is perfect imo.
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>>30388799
that...really works
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>>30388821
tfw already ruined beyond saving
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So there's this upcoming synopsis:714: Fame and Misfortune - Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
So, /mlp/. Who DID write the best lessons in the journal?:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13283666
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>>30388777
Isn't this basically "who had the best key episode"? In that case
Twilight>>>Pinkie>Rarity>>>>>>Rainbow Dash>Fluttershy>Applejack
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It's obviously applejack not learning anything
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>>30388876
this