I have never understood people who based their whole ships on

That time I wrote a green of male!Fluttershy fucking an entire ant colony.

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>>30389105
>I have never understood people who based their whole ships on some two-seconds interaction between characters
Ikr, it's ridiculous, and you're a fool to if you buy into this, because it's nothing like Shimmer and Pinkie, who are definitely fucking.

>>30389105
I want to know where Sunset learned to hoedown.

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>>30389227
Take a guess

>>30389241
... Weekends with Celestia?

>>30389220
Well, digging through many interactions for the basis of your ship seems more reasonable, even if it's more autistic.

>>30389138
This I gotta see.

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There has been worse.

For example, people shipped these two because they were literally STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

That's...the pinnacle of shipping autism

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>>30389105
>>30389220
>>30389227
>>30389241

I need to update this picture

>>30392074
Is there any art about this? :3

>>30389105
The moment I realized that Rainbow Dash was more likely to be a virgin than Fluttershy.

>>30391967
What do you mean, anon? They're practically fucking

>>30392294
That's actually a logical conclusion. RD wouldn't fall for someone who couldn't beat her at something and most people wouldn't see "gotta go fast" as an attractive trait while those who did would be too autistic to even talk to Dash.

>>30390889
https://pastebin.com/cJbmZckE
Enjoy.

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>>30389105
That's literally such a shit ship and AJ is a shit pony.
>>30389220
This is best.
Even some of the big artists are picking up on it.

There is almost no fan art for Shim x AJ

>>30393327
Apple horse is the pillar of society, so fuck you.

>>30391967
Why do I have the feeling that it's not the yellow stallion but the unicorn filly that is shipped with Twilight?

>>30393313
"dude you see that girl?"
>"yeah dude she so.... fast 'n shieet"

>>30393349
Well, she's clearly orgasming, but no one seems to be touching her, so magic is the obvious explanation. And Twi's the best at that, so she's a likely culprit.

>>30391967
Is Twilight pregnant now? Either way the chemistry between these two is amazing.

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>>30393356
They do tend to put her in suspicious situations with fillies. Like when she did bedroom eyes with filly Dash...

>>30393375
>friendless, awkward shut-in is into children
That's...not exactly farfetched.

>>30392294
Yea i have a sister who's similar to dash, she just never cared about boys and her first boyfriend also ended up being the man she married.

>>30393483
Well, that's nice.
...
Don't tell me he's an asshole.

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>>30393490
Na he's a good guy desu.

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>>30393512
Then this random guy from the Internet wishes them a long and happy life.

>>30393535
Fuck this shit, I don't hope for them to be happy, in fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on them. I don't want them to escape.

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>>30393544

>>30393546
how new are you

>>30393604
Not at all new, just happy about other people's happiness even if I myself am a self-hating failure of a human being.

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>>30393619
>Not at all new,
uh huh

>>30393625
>no capital letters
>no punctuation
>accuses others of newfaggotry
Wew, lad, stop projecting.

>>30392074
In some of those they aren't even right next to eachother, and one of them is a hug from Pinkie. This is the ultimate stretch.

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>>30393640
>not knowing basic american psycho lore
>getting pictures from know your meme

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tiddies?

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>>30393661
The Pinkie loves tiddies meme is my favourite.

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>>30393699
good taste

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>>30393646
>googling American Psycho
>taking fifth picture from All tab

>>30393712
I don't see the issue here.

I honestly feel like Sunset wouldn't be that exasperated with Pinkie cuddling her tiddies. I mean, do you get upset when your dog licks a little too close to your junk? No. It's a fuckin' dog. It doesn't know what the hell it's doing.

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>>30393757

>>30393757
But Pinkie's intellect isn't inferior to Sunset's. They're both sapient creatures.

What you're suggesting would only work if Pinkie's mind was child-like as nobody gets upset when a toddler does stuff to someone's tits.

>>30393789
She's an adorable little horse-cat. Intelligent or not, what monster would get upset at THAT touching your naughty bits?

>>30393791
A very religiously-minded monster that fears being shamed and punished for consorting with a reality-warping, talking horse?

>>30393803
Soooo... not Sunset.

>>30393806
Well, you said monster. Sunset obviously hasn't been a monster for several movies and specials.

>>30393313
And based on fluttershy being spineless, she most likely wouldn't say no to anyone who showed the smallest sign of aggression meaning she would be the first to put out.

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>>30389105
When I realized I was in love with a cartoon horse, I was sitting at the edge. When I accepted it, that was jumping off. I'm only swimming deeper.

>>30393853
t. flash sentry

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>>30392230
Over a hundred pics under the name of Appleshimmer or Sunsetjack

>>30393879
Are Applejack's jeans torn?!

Ew. Fuckin' hobo. Maybe she should spend less time pretending like her redneck brain could retain information taught at school and more time earning money to replace her Goodwill clothes.

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>>30393327
>>30393332
Applejack>>>Ponka

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>>30393661
>>30393699
>>30393708
>>30393773

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>>30393888

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>>30393643
It's not just the movies, the two were generally closer. This was a thing before Sunset/Twilight became a meme.

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>>30393921
And in her Dance Magic fantasy, AJ gave Shimmer one of the objectively better cowgirl outfits.

bacon goes with everything and everyone

>>30393980
Well, Sunset always looked good in black.

Anyway I finally got around to seeing the first two specials and it was adorable how two hang out on the movie set..

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>>30389105
>off the deep end with ponies
>ponies
>posts the non pony show things

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>>30395197
This

>>30395197
>no hooves
is the real deep end, friend.

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>>30393911