>headcanon about Fluttershy being abused as a child/teen by bullies
>their supporters claim that FS enjoy chaos and Discord because he is different from normal stallions who remind her of bullies/rapists
What other bullshit headcanons you heard based on S7 episodes?
>>30381538
Applejack's parents are alive
Starlight x Sunburst
Maybe not a headcanon. But a prediction.
Season 7 Episode 12 - Discordant Harmony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvdEqfV4bGo
Season 7 Episode 13 - The Perfect Pear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DB74fXNgq9Q
Thanks!
>1 poster
wtf are you doing?
>worst possible links
wtf are you doing?
>>30381527
>2 episodes about love couples
What are they thinking? Lady Writers really put a lot of effort into shipping in this season.
I left after season 3. Haven't paid any attention whatsoever to this shitshow or the show it spawned from. Someone give me a tl;dr of everything since s3
>>30381364
>namefag
>mobileshitter
>spoonfeed me
wow, 3 types of faggotry in one post
>>30381364
>spoonfeed me
neck yourself faggot if you want to know what's going on watch the show
ok kms
Twilight is a virgin but curious about sex. Sexual preference is uncertain.
Rainbow Dash has had infrequent sexual encounters throughout her life. She would rather focus on her career than the pursuit of sex. Bi with a preference for males.
Pinkie Pie is a sexual dynamo who actively chases the pleasures of the flesh. However, she is a giver and will usually submit to the wishes of her partner, solely to make them happy. Bi with no preference.
Rarity has had sex only a hoofful of times, preferring to be romanced first and will only go all the way with somepony she trusts implicitly. 100% straight.
Applejack is a pure Celestian mare who would never consider sex before marriage. 100% straight.
Fluttershy is terrified of the idea of sex. She is so pure, in fact, that she can't even bring herself to masturbate. Her friends generally consider her to be wound way too tight. Preference is uncertain.
>>30381248
Oh neato, another 'your waifu is a slut xd lol but not mine haha got u' thread
>>30381257
The only one that could be mistaken for a slut here is Pinkie, and I think it fits with her character.
OP missed Sunset, though.
>>30381257
t. screamingpinkautistfag
*Insert offensive Arabian joke here*
>>30381240I’m offended and I find this fashionable.
Well this thread certainly bombed
>>30381288
Carlos, I swear to fuck.
>>30381220
They gave him a role of a pathethic old man. Just like in real life.
literally who?
>>30381220
The sky is blue.
>You successfully breed a mare
>9 months later something resembling pic related pops out
What do?
>>30381102
Breed it too.
>>30381111
Nice quads.
You gonna keep doing that until you get a poni?
Promptly and swiftly crush it's head with a brick.
ever have on e ff thsoe dys? I stil feel like shit
Post sime cute ponies
Use both hands to type damn it. Then fap.
>>30380974
>0
i amusin two hand s i
Soneone lease tel me it'l be ok, I don;t want to be so fkib sad and axnous all my life
equewstia watiits, right?
Well /mlp/?
>>30380605
Yes tell me how does she taste?
>Like chicken
>>30380605
I wish shdingo was still drawing poners. His shortstack OC looks like an old lady.
>>30380605
> my daddy used to make me put glass in my vagina
> old habits die hard
She doesn't have a boutique yet so where does she get all the money for the materials for her clothing?
Daddy.
rumor
>>30380297
Her parents maybe? I mean, Granny Smith is a farmer in Equestria, but a lunch lady in the EqG universe. So who is to say that Rarity's parents aren't rich in the EqG world?
Daily reminder from Japan
>>30380287
Good, nobody wants topcunt
>>30380287
Rainbow Dash covered in sparkles? Is this super subtle TwiDash shipping?
>>30380287
You are still alive fucking Capper? you massive horse dick sucker.
I am in this fandom but I don't find pones attractive, I woudn't fluff a pone.
Only real girls.
I dedicate a single kek to you, OP.
Oh :o
m-my first kek on thsi god damned website! wow...
and the first comment didn't even call me a faggot.
I LOVE BRONIES NOW!
>>30380249
I don't know whether to respond with anger or sarcasm.
How does naming your child work in Equestria? If naming your child "Burnt Oak" results in their career being based around firewood, can you just name your child "Brain Surgeon" and watch them become a brain surgeon?
Does that mean there are regulations on what you can and can't name your child? What if you named your child "Sunrise Supreme" and they ended up usurping Celestia in raising the sun because Sunrise's name decrees it?
>>30380110
> If naming your child "Burnt Oak" results in their career being based around firewood, can you just name your child "Brain Surgeon" and watch them become a brain surgeon?
Well, it could just result in them becoming an arsonist. It seems pretty loose about what names actually entail. I imagine that someone called Sunrise Supreme would just open a bed store or something.
I head canon that ponies are allowed to change their names at their Cute-ceañera once it becomes apparent what their talents will be. It doesn't make much sense, but the whole naming scheme thing in general doesn't make sense.
>>30380110
It is a rather confusing subject, the rules probably shifted between seasons.
Notice how besides the mane 6 in the early seasons most background ponies had names that had something to do with their designs or manestyles (Like the flower trio for example.)
>>30380121
Bed store makes total sense, yeah, I agreed. That was just a random name I came up with without much thought.
So I guess names tend to not be super specific in MLP. No one would ever be named "Sun Raiser" or "Better Than Celestia At Her Job". Makes sense.
I like your headcanon too.
Pinkies Present is such a god tier song, this is acknowledged right?
>>30380095
i don't remember that episode having more then two songs.
>>30380095
its June
Most say it's good, but it's a generic and shitty episode staring at shoehorned character and the episode to most is forgettable.
Buttercup and Bright Mac never got to see Applejack earn her cutie mark
>>30379922
but where was Apple Bloom?
>>30379927
This scene was retconned, like many scenes for every other mistake the new writers make.
>alternatively
Applebloom really is Big Mac's and Applejack's daughter.
Take your pick.
>>30379927
>>30379939
A pretty logical explanation is that she'd be a baby and is probably sleeping indoors not giving a shit