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>>30127592
>Goofy raises his hands up in defense.
>"We surrender!"
>"Goofy!"
>Donald punches his side, attempting to silence him before he says something that'll make the situation worse.
>Thankfully, you think you've found an explanation that will help while keeping the world order.
"What my friend meant to say was that we're travellers from... a far off kingdom. We didn't know this was your property, and we'll leave. Sorry 'bout that."
>You give a sheepish smile and rub the back of your head, the explanation a raher solid one, given the circumstances.
>Applejack stares at the three of you, distrust still there, but nowhere near the violent levels from before.
>"Well, if you fellers weren't here on purpose, Ah suppose we can let you go. Right, Big Mac?"
>The large, red pony next to her simply nods.
>"Eeyup."
>"Still, y'all really should know better than to wander around in crop fields. Not a good first impression-"
>"Applejack?"
>A more distinctly high-pitched voice comes from behind the two farm ponies, coming from a young yellow pony with a red mane.
>The filly comes out from behind the two as she looks at all of you with piqued interest.

>You've been Applejack your entire life, and that won't change for a long while.
>And these three fellers have to be some of the oddest around.
>The diamond dog, apparently named Goofy, flat out surrendered for a moment, with his griffon companion trying to keep him quiet.
>Then the pegasus explained that the three of them weren't from around here.
>That much was apparent regardless, but they don't seem like bad folk.
>"Applejack?"
>A familiar voice interrupts you as you turn around and find Applebloom looking at your uninvited guests.
"Applebloom? What are you doing up so early?"
>The filly trots past you too take a closer look.
>"Ah noticed you two talking earlier and decided to follow you."
>After a short while of examination, Applebloom begins to beam at the three of them.
>"Howdy! What's your names?"

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>>30127643
"My name is Sora."
>"I'm Donald."
>"The name's Goofy!"
>The filly known as Applebloom nods.
>"Sora, Donald, and Goofy, huh? Sounds catchy."
>She turns to Applejack.
>"Can they stay for breakfast. Please?"
>Applejack's serious face falters a little as the filly pulls off a mean puppy dog face.
>"A-Ah don't know..."
>"Pleeaase?"
>"What do you think, Big Mac? Should we?"
>Big Mac ponders the dilemma for a while, then nods.
>"Eeyup."
>A slight grin betrays her, as Applejack walks over to you.
>"Well, it would be rude not to offer hospitality to our guests. Even if they come at ungodly hours."
>She extends a hoof to you, which you manage to grab for a solid shake.
>"Nice to meetcha, Sora."
"Likewise, Applejack."

>As it turned out, the barnhouse was nearby the actual house where the Apples, as you found out, reside.
>While a rather roomy place, it was clearly designed for ponies in mind, as Goofy stands around awkwardly, and Donald is lying on the ground like a cat, less by choice and more by the lack of suitable furniture.
>You managed to hit the transformation jackpot, relaxing on a chair as your stomach growls.
"Guess it has been a while since we've had actual food."
>"You're right. These Apple folk sure are nice too, offerin' to feed us and all."
>"Not like you helped, Goofy."
>Donald grumbles once more as he looks at the three of you.
>"Still, this seems like an interesting world, considering the transformations. Goofy stands out way more just by walking on two legs."
"And it doesn't look like all ponies here have wings, so we might actually be sticking out much more than we expected."
>As the three of you are talking amongst each other, Applejack and Applebloom exit the kitchen with friendlier faces than outside.
>"Breakfast is ready, fellas. Come on in!"

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>>30127658
>Breakfast, as well as the names of the ponies you've met so far, give you an omen of future happenings.
>Apple fritters, apple pie, apple scones, soft apple cider...
"I guess if you're good at something, you might as well go the whole mile."
>"Come on, Sora, don't be like that. This stuff's delicious!"
>Goofy says in between mouthfuls as he digs into his apple mountain.
>"Glad to see even diamond dogs can appreciate some good ol' apple byproducts. Feel free to help yourself to more."
>So Goofy's a diamond dog, whatever that means.
>As everyone enjoys an earlier breakfast, an elderly green mare makes her way to the table.
>"Well now, who're these young folks? Friends of yers, Applejack?"
>"Just some early morning guests, Granny. From a far off kingdom, if I recall."
>"Eh? A Griffon King? You sure make a lot of friends in high places."
>Donald turns confused, looking at Granny like she lost her marbles.
>"Don't mind her, Donald. Granny has a bad ear sometimes."
>"Whatever. So, Applejack, where are we?"
>"You're on Sweet Aple Acres, just off of Ponyville."
>Donald lets out an exasperated sigh.
>"A horse pun, great."
"You mentioned a Twilight earlier. Is she a friend of yours?"
>"Yep, she's Princess Celestia's student and a good friend to me."
>Goofy halts his eating and joins in on the conversation.
>"Princess?"
>Applejack gives him a deadpan look.
>"You know, the Princess? Most powerful pony in Equestria? Moves the sun?"
>So that explains the oddly close movements.
"Don't mind Goofy, he probably just forgot, right?"
>"Uh, yeah, just forgot. Hyuck!"
>"Uh huh..."

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This pone is objectively best

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Is OP just foreign, retarded, or baiting?

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>>30399063
It is a good one. I like it when he read the book and make the magic to work. I like less, because Princess though.

>>30398182

She deals with it because she knows she's best pony.

>>30398307
Troof.

>>30398182
>southern accent
Where in Southern Equestria do ponies talk like Applejack? Not to mention the fact that Earth Ponies are the most durable and physically built to endure physical labor. Plus it's not like ponies depend on apples to survive. They're merely another commodity amongst many others.

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*cocks shotgun*

Get the fuck off my property, AJ. I'm only gonna tell you once.

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>>30397868
>"ANON! You and your dumb faggots have cost a good chunk of /mlp/ to lose their threads!"

>>30397885
>rulefag calling others faggots
That's pretty funny

>>30397867
And because she loves another

>>30397884
Fffffuck. Come on, man, you didn't need to go that far.

https://youtu.be/Zh7eAG2jJkA

Song cue? Song cue.

>>30397553
I'm certain every character is ruined by now.

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>>30397553
Yup.

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>>30397553
No, the fans helped me find my love for marecock, which I am grateful for.

So if Shining is married to the most cock voracious mare in the land does she reform him when she's done or does he have to acquire ponies to feed to her marelength?

>>30397544
Love =/= Sex

>>30397570
They are mutually exclusive. No one who has ever been in a successful long-term relationship has been celibate as well.

>>30397189
dyewts?
they clearly said "zigger" come on OP get your shit together

ARE YOU SAYING THAT EVERYBODY IS TIRED OF /POL/S BULLSHIT?
How did they ever believe this?

>>30397189
It was a different time

>>30396226
And it's gone.

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Evil is Sexy

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>>30396235

...yep, just when you thought Princess Molestia was gone, she's back:

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>>30396115
She not likable enough.

>>30396115
She's just too silly to be taken seriously.

>>30396123
perfect people often suffer from that
since they are good at everything they are not reletable

[LOUD RUSSIAN ANTHEM PLAYING IN THE FOREGROUND]

>>30395921
I'll get Glimmer to help!

>>30395921
Time to create a central banking system and I'll collapse your economy and blame you of course, then the ponies will follow me instead of someone as useless as you.

...because they're friends?

Mac is building a herd

>>30395715
SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UUUUP! FRIENDS CAN'T WALK TOGETHER UNLESS THEY HAVE SEX!

>>30395221
No, because she's clearly in love with him.
Sorry to break it to you, anon.

>>30395229
I don't hate the idea of romance, I hate the idea of THEIR romance. He seems like such a douche.

Not watched mlp/eqg since season 4 finale and the 1St movie, who Tf is this faggot

>>30395068
Becoming Glimmer and have Sunburst foal?
I bet some here would be into that

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>>30395068
Reminder that shipfags need to be ignored.

>>30395068
Glimmer and Fluttershy already have boyfriends. Twilight is next if the villain from comics appear in S7.

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>>30395036
Well, you still can't do shit about it so, why bother?

>>30395036
>What if the movie for MLP is terrible?
We forget that it existed, like season 6.
>What will become of bronies?
They'll eat that shit up no matter how bad it is. As for the ponyfags and horsefuckers, some will like it, some will hate it and stay, and some will hate it and move on with their lives.

>>30395036
>What if the movie for MLP is terrible? What will become of bronies?

mass shooting ala batman i hope
either that or an earthquake collapses the theater