One down, whose next?

>>30370009
Your mom.

>>30370021
OP ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>30370021
BTFO

>>30370009
NO ANON, NO
BAD

>>30370021
roasted

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>>30370021
Fucking savage

>>30370009
Only Wendy and velvet are the real contenders.
Delete all others and vote.

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>>30370021
ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

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>>30370021
How will OP ever recover from that burn.

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>>30370021
Put me in the next PTS too, homosimpson

>>30370820
OP deserved it for being such a cunt though.

>>30370009
Cookie Crumbles because she's fat as fuck and because that's the way the cookie crumbles.
Then Windy Whistles, she's old and one of these days she'll have an accident. She didn't fly so good.
Soon after, Twilight Velvet. She'll soon see that velvet is off-shade crimson.
Mrs. Shy fucking dies.
And lastly the hardy earth pony Cloudy Quartz. Yea she dies last. Couldn't think of a rock pun with her or something.

>>30370021
Z O O M E D

W O R D S

>>30370886
I actually believe Quartz would die first, in some mining accident.

>>30370009
Cloudy looks old, so probably her

>>30370909
Actually the oldest ponies we have seen that aren't grannies seem to be Spitfire's mom and Harshwhinny.

>>30370921
I'd fuck Spitfire's mom repeatedly

>>30370934
She seems to be around late 50's age.

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>>30370921
>Harshwhinny
>very old but not a granny
Ever been punched before Anon?

>>30370886
Cloudy Quartz will be the last to be washed away.

>>30370021
I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS I'M ON PTS

>>30370949
She is not granny age stupid book horse, she is late 50's in human years.
Granny Smith must be at least in her late 60s, if not 70's
This is assuming we are not taking in care the 100+ years canon.

>>30370021
Kekt

So, how exactly did she die?

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>>30370021
JUST ZOOM MY WORDS UP, SENPAI

>>30370021
2000% DESTROYED

>>30371181
They didn't mention.
All we know is that everybody teared up when telling their stories so that removes the possibility of them just being scumbags and leaving.

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>>30370021
I said I don't want to cum inside Rainbow Dash. I want to cum on her feet.

>>30370021
If you don't reply to this post within the next hour your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Castrate redditfags.

>>30370009
where is rarities mom?

>>30373810
*Rarity's

Also, capitalize that where.

>>30370021
put me in the screencap ZOOMED WORDS daddy

>>30374580
Fuck off redditor.

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>>30370009
(you)

>>30373716
Pearando

>>30370021
Put me in the screencap please~

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>>30370021
PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP

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>>30370021
OP is kill

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>>30370021
OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! BBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTFFFFFOOOOOOOOO!!!

WILL HE EVER RECOVER AFTER THIS ONE? OH MY FUCKING GOD, COMPLETELY NUKED, ASSRAPED, BTFOOOOOOOOO!!!

I have to say but Spike mother hasn' been shown yet.

>>30370009
velvet tunnel

>>30376703
She is on vacation.

>>30370509

>>30370021
Tyranosaurus Rekt

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>>30376763
The real Twilight Sparkle has been dead for a very long time.

>>30370009
Twilight velvet will die in the zeplin episode.

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>>30370021
Pls put in screencap

>>30370021
Anon's status:
[ ] not told
[x] told
[x] fucking told
[x] Battle Tolds
[x] Cash4Told.com
[x] Told man and the Sea
[x] Knights of the Told Republic
[x] Too Told for this Shit
[x] TOLDeneye
[x] No Country for Told Men
[x] Told Spice
[x] Toldall Recall
[x] J. R. R. Toldkien
[x] TOLDASAURUS TEX
[x] TOLD RUSH
[x] TOLDONOMICS
[x] JIM TOLD IS BURNING
[x] THE SISTOLD CHAPEL
[x] TOLD AS ICE
[x] TEXAS TOLD 'EM
[x] VANDETOLD INDUSTRIES
[x] TOLDERCOASTER TYCOON
[x] TOLD GOLD PRETZELS
[x] GEORGE W. TOLD
[x] THE TOLDTANIC
[x] CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER TOLD
[x] ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOLD

>>30380358
feat led zeppelin

>>30381556
>[x] CAT'S IN THE CRADLE AND THE SILVER TOLD
This seems off.

>>30381556
This is an inventive pasta.

>>30370021
W I T N E S S E D

>>30370009
Rarity's mother could very well be dead for all we know. They dropped Sweetie Belle off to Rarity's for a vacation that was only supposed to last for a week, but they were never seen again.

>>30370009
of getting plow?

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>>30370021
xekmwoml;=

>>30385387
This is the only actual pic of smile dog that I find unsettling, the one that circulated when when the creepypasta was new wasn't even creepy in the slightest.

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>>30385439
Thats not smile dog, thats a demon my friend supposedly summoned after 3 hours of his hokus pokus, I was in the room drinking and plying mw2 while he had all his weird skulls spread out, he told me to look just as he was taking the picture, all I saw was a bit of a blur but it showed up on the pic.
This is what I posted but the image will sometimes change to that when I post from his place.

>>30370021
S A V A G E

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>>>/r/eddit

>>30386100
>op trying to damage control
Far from the best wreking I have seen but it was still good.

>>30385511
So your prestige level was more important than the fucking demonic ritual your friend was performing?
I mean, everyone has different priorities, but fucking hell man.

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>>30370021

>>30370009
Definitely Twilight Velvet, just out of spite for how much everyone seems to like her.

>>30370021
Don't forget these ZOOMED WORDS in the screencap.

>>30386100
This is reddit: the board, my dude.Cancerous fucks took over in 2014.

>>30379934
I want to contest this but I can't

>this thread is still up because people keep giving a low quality first-post (You)s
Ara...

>>30388378
see
>>30386581

>>30375565
Just like your parents, AJ.

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>>30387282
>>30386100

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>>30370021

>>30370021

OP BTFO

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>>30370021
Damn son.

>>30370021
THE MADMAN

>>30370021
Now this is a Quality Post™

>>30370009
Hopefully Rainbow's mom found her to be very annoying.

>>30381556
Saved

>>30370021
you should shrink my words

>>30370021
Tyrannosaurus Rekt

>>30370021
Wew

Can we let this shitty r/4chan circle-jerk die now?

>>30393717
NO

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>>30393717
NEVERnah I'm kidding ,sage