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>>30511144
Friendly reminder that Emerald is not for sexual.

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Techride proceeds to show them around the lab while they talk. Or, at the very least this floor. Apparently there are quite a few floors to this place that are all connected by that elevator. He sees the room with the "FTL engine", that is so advanced he can't make heads or tails of it. There is also a very large storage room, an underground greenhouse, a room full of what Techride calls "missiles", and other odd things Emerald hasn't seen before.

Funnily enough, the colt sees some resemblance between the rooms of #304 Coursewalk and this lab. Techride seems to have a room full of nothing but fire as well, for instance.

"Okay lil' perv." Joyride says as they make the rounds and return to the room next to the elevator, "Let's head back."

Emerald says he wants to look around this dimension more. He sorta wants to meet himself to be honest.

"Well it's not like we'll ever be back. We have to return to get the test results right? C'mon, let's go." Joyride says walking up to the lift and pressing the up button.

What does Emerald do?

>>30511158
No that's too late. It's Ruby is not for sexuals.

>>30511144
>>30511187
And off we go. Hugs and kisses Techride.

>You appear just where you expected, in the middle of the living room.
>You were pretty sure that Discord was going to say some shit, but you didn't give a single fuck at the moment. You dash over to the door to your room and reel up to smash that shit down, but when you make a solid blow with all of your energy put into it, you are met with only a resounding knock on the wood. Taking a second look, the door wasn't so much as scratched from your punch.
>It's resilience only made you angrier about the whole thing. You throw out a flurry of consecutive punches for a good five minutes until you lose your steam to be angry anymore. With your last punch, you push off of the door and let yourself collapse backward onto the floor. Now out of anger, you just silently stare at the ceiling.
>Slowly, Discord floats into your line of sight, just above you. Arms impatiently crossed.
>”Are you finished?”
>Fuck him, but whatever, you'd amuse him just this once since you feel better.
“Yes...”
>You say blandly.
>He calmly nods his head and goes to speak whatever he was going to say before your little scene.
>”Well, in that case I was just going to let you know that you have a little while before we make for our last stop.”
>You nonchalantly roll your eyes at him.
“Is this ‘little while’ gonna be like the last one?”
>He nods gleefully.
>”Mhmm, so I suggest you go make use of it.”
>His joy at your suffering still pissed you off, but not nearly as badly as before since you let it all out, so you hold off on any comment you were going to make, roll to your hooves and enter your room.
>You go straight to your bed and have a lay down facing the door. You were a little tired after that punching session, but Discord’s energy was so potent that it was nothing compared to how you would be without it. Speaking of his energy, you still had that blood from before.

>You begin to scan the room for what you required. If you were going to do what you wanted to do, you'd need–
“Goddammit.”
>”What's wrong Ano, can't you bear to be in my immaculate presence?”
>And there's the hate you were missing. In the far corner of the room sat KK on the wooden floor, as if she had been waiting. This was your chance.
>Springing off of your bed and into a full sprint for KK, you prepare yourself for her FUCKING tricks.
>Only when your about a foot away does she make any move, twisting her front hoof across the surface of the floor, causing the floorboards immediately below you to animate, spiral up your legs, and immobilize you with an iron grip.
>That fucking bitch!
“That's fucking cheating!”
>You shout as you struggle as hard as you can to escape your prison.
>You didn't notice, but KK rolls her eyes with that sickeningly calm smile of hers.
>”Oh c’mon Ano, you out of everyone should know that there aren't any real rules in the art of fighting.”
>She lays down leaving only about a foot’s distance between her face and yours, her hair draping flatly along the floor to her side.
>”But that's not really why I'm here. I'm here because–”
>You spit at her, hitting her directly on her snout.
“STOP BEING A FUCKING COWARD AND FIGHT ME!”
>KK doesn't even flinch. The only noticeable change was in her eyes, which were slowly contracting tightly, and a shift in her tone. She was slightly more serious with her words. Nothing major, just a very slight tinge.
>”Do not mistaken me for a coward Ano.” The saliva on her snout instantly evaporates with a small, green flame, her gaze never leaving you. “I simply have more important business at the moment. But if you'd like, I'd be willing to–”

>>30507650
>You were about to shout at her, but she cuts herself off. Even before you could formulate your words, her pupils shift into a slitted shape, somehow holding your gaze and silencing your tongue simultaneously.
>”I do not appreciate interruptions while I'm trying to express a thought Ano.”
>Her voice was the same as before, but more robotic and precise in delivery. With every word, strands of her hair on the floor started to float and become frayed from the rest of the group on the floor. And you could've sworn that her eyes had some kind of green glow to them.
>”Now, you will listen to the two offers I have for you, you will make your decision, and then we will be off to where I plans for us to go. Do you understand?”
>On ‘understand’ her pupils become taller, almost dividing her eye in half. It was all very unnerving.
>On the inside you wanted to shout at her, but you physically couldn't. It wasn't like when Discord stopped you from talking. Nothing was forcibly holding your jaw closed or stopping the air from leaving your lungs or disabling your vocal cords. It was like you couldn't bring yourself to say it while she was looking at you with those eyes.
>In short, you settle for making a small nod to her question. She was getting angry. Even if she wanted to hide it behind that smile, you could see it through her eyes. She was truly, genuinely angry inside, and that gave you enough satisfaction to stay quiet for now. As well as the fact that she could probably crush you in an instant, but you still wanted to fight her nonetheless.

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>>30493051
Rules: [GMs can use any system they wish, the following is a rough gist of what everyone has been doing and how well they are at it]
Day Planner- Each day divided into 3 slots. Morning, Afternoon and Evening. Briefly describe what you do in each usually a sentance or two long about what you decide to do. Be it a job, a quest or just being a neet working on invention you'll slowly work and increase you skills over time!
Skill increases are based on Tier System with each daily progress put towards reaching those Tiers up to a max of 5. For every Tier gained in a skill you gain an ability and a bonus to your roll involving that skill. Quests allow for double skill gains based on what you did on it. While jobs allow you to slowly increase skills while making money all the while. [Note if other Gms wish to use different systems they are well within their rights to.]

Census Rules: This allows you to not only apply yourself to the town registry, but also keep track of the kingdoms' stats when it comes time for the updates in thread. Each phase is handled as Upkeep, Improvement, Economic and then Event. Improvement and Economic phase are where players will be given the option of voting on the improvments to the town, what to build in the area and of course colonizing the wilds around us! While Economic allows for the players to donate any bits they have earned to help fund the town! Every 1k Gold Bits equates to 1 Base Point for building or colonizing the lands around us.

Ded

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>>30493051
Chest fluff delivery pones

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Wish I had more yellowquiet on my computer.

This is the least provocative one I have,
sorry

>>30476254
I don't mind lewd, m8.

cool, more equestria girls threads

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>>30470735
>"It's rOlePlaYinG."
Someone better repost the green we had going.

There was green?

>>30468794
I don't make content, I'm not creative at all.

>>30468807
Can always give feed back just as welcome

>>30468794
I did nothing! Again!

>>30393687
Actually kill yourself you fetish general starting scumbag

>>30393689
https://youtu.be/45QgF9Ha7kE

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>>30393689
disregard shitter, acquire pregpone

The only time someone saw something nobody else picked up on was with Slendermane

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tfw inevitably sage in all fields

>>30584743
It's not Glim Glam's toothbrush. The joke is that Twilight grabbed the first excuse she could find to teleport to Canterlot, and didn't bother to check if she'd gotten the right toothbrush.

Are there seriously people who didn't get this?

He's already fine, just write him like you do in Gauntlet of Fire.

>>30584364
replace his VA with DWK.

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>>30584433
I would pay money to see this

I used to do it and then I stopped caring.
It just doesn't interest me anymore.
If I wanted to obsess over something that isn't real I'd just make a tulpa.

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>>30583099
Can really get obnoxious with the dickwaving about who loves x character more and people calling each other cucks cause their waifu stood near a male character.

Personally I think it's a road that leads to more despair than joy.
Especially in this show.

>>30583099
It's nutty senpai.

>>30583095
did someone finally watch the mediocre remake of power rangers?

>>30583131
all it did was make me want to watch the original series. Nostalgic 90s cheese > SJW pandering breakfast club with CGI robots.

>>30583160
You act ike mlp isn't SJW pandering

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>>30582273
That pony be Panko

>>30582273
She's Pinkie Pie. If you want to be friends with her, here are theee steps
1) Always maintain some sort of energy around her
2) Never hurt purple smart, yellow quiet, blue fast, white darling or apple bottom
3) Always pretend to know what she's saying if she goes on tangents about food, baking, friendship or party games
4) Never keep secrets from her
5) The more you throw yourself into life-threatening situations and summon devils who want to take over the world and destroy you, the more powerful your bond with her will grow
6) Never call her pet Gummy a crocodile mate

>>30582386
what if i dont want to be friends?

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>>30582197
the only good bug is a dead bug

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>>30582220
delete this

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>>30582197
Uh hells yea!

>Turning towards him, she said "My brother is ten times the prince you are, you know. You certainly aren't the best Equestria has to offer."

>Smirking even wider, he leans in close, too close, to Twilight, "Why of course I'm the best in Equestria! Shining is, after all, a Prince of the [i]Crystal Empire[/i], not of Equestria! So I am the best, aren't I?" He steps back and holds his head high, an obnoxious smile across his face.

>Twilight rolled her eyes, "Why are you so rude? Just like at the Gala . . . you better not act like that when we talk to the griffons! They'll never be friends if you do."


>Blueblood frowned, and threw sarcasm in to his words, "Oh my, I never thought of that! Don't be rude! Look as the student becomes the master!", he contorted his face into that horrendous smirk once again, "Don't worry Sparkle, I shan't dream of being rude unless I need to be. And for the record, I'd have thought your friend Rarity would have the common sense to get to know someone, and not become completely infatuated with them. She's rather generous with [i]love[/i] isn't she?" he said with a wicked smile.

>Twilight gasped, insulted merely at his insult towards Rarity, "Rarity is a nice mare! And why would you ever have to be rude?? From what I've seen of you, it's all you ever are!"

>Blueblood dropped his smirk and spoke in a more serious, calm tone, saying "During this negotiation, we may need to more openly state the options of Equestria if the griffons are unwilling to compromise. It's not about being rude really, but we might have to "show them who's boss", as commoners might say. We aren't exactly the bosses of them, of course, but considering their weak nation, struggling to rise after their "discovery of friendship" due to your two friends, we certainly hold more cards. They will have to accept our conditions on their military development if they are to trade with us".

>Twilight, rather taken aback at his sudden change in attitude, stammered, "T-that's what I don't get. Friendships are based on trust, shouldn't we give them the benefit of the doubt in their military stuff?"

>Blueblood sighed, and rolled his eyes, before pausing "My apologies, I don't mean to brush away your questions as, well, moronic, but you really do have quite a bit to learn. One, this isn't about making friends, it's politics. Two, this isn't 'military stuff' we're talking about, it's a serious threat to our national security. We can't just allow them to build forts near the Equestrian border, our history with them during their time as an 'empire' should be enough for you to know that. Just ask the [i]better Prince[/i] if you want to know more, Shining was always excellent in the military. Three, I'm not as rude as you may think. Well, ok, I am, but I'm also the best politician you'll ever meet. Celestia and Luna - well they're great, they really are, but they're also good. Benevolent to the core, and you sometimes need someone a bit less perfect, a bit more rude. Like me.", he smirked, "I don't say 'my little ponies' and I don't take anyone's offer of friendship just because I like having friends, I'm not that shallow. No offense . . . I'm just joking. You know, you and I could be friends if you'll just get over your prejudice against me. You have to admit, Rarity is a bit of a gold digger."

>>30581461
Stay away. Stay far, far away. You do not want to get involved with mentally ill women.

>>30581461
Text her back. See if you could stand her type of crazy.

>>30581461
Pics or it didn't happen