>Random person messages me on Kik >Oh, it's a brony

>>30581461
Stay away. Stay far, far away. You do not want to get involved with mentally ill women.

>>30581461
Text her back. See if you could stand her type of crazy.

>>30581461
Pics or it didn't happen

>>30581461
You blew it, now she thinks you are a nazi.

>>30581461
>kek
>not lol/rotfl
Don't you know how to communicate with normies?

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>>30581461
>Sends you pic of her arse in leggings
>Didn't send one back of yours
No wonder she didn't message you again you tight-fisted cunt.

>>30581584
Just don't have the same leggings on.
Highly unfashionable.

>>30581584
Actually right afterwards (left it out of the story bc waste of space) I made a sexual joke and she seemed really weirded out and tried to change the subject back. I'm sorry but you're the one sending your fuckin ass what do you expect from me

ok but was the pic actually nice?

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>>30581531
This is what was sent

>>30581461
>I type kek
>kek outside of 4chan
You've been on this site too long.

>>30581625
Dude honestly I'm still kind of a newfag (about a year-year and a half) so maybe it's just me unintentionally trying too hard

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Update: She started talking again and I'm still confused as fuck

>>30581824
ABORT
ABORT

>>30581824
Tell her, her husbando is shit, and the show was never good. You were just in it for the fandom and because you always wanted to smash some mare pussy.

That'll get her off your back.

>>30581824
Tell her that you think that after faust left the show went to shit.
Tell her you're not going to watch the movie because it's gonna have shitty CGI. Tell her you only watched the show because it was cool to do it at one point, and you're just hoping something 'cool' will happen, but you're ready to get back to the Dr. Who fandom.

>>30581617
>>30581824
What's her kik?

>>30581895
Sorry dude I don't think I'll give that one

>>30581625
Lots of people say kek irl now. Phrases tend to spread.

>>30581921
Tell her this
>>30581851
>>30581866

>>30581921
Come on.
I promise I won't do anything too fucked up.

>>30581921
>>30581935
I will. I'll do it publically and post that shit on 4chan.

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>>30581935
You're not the only one in this thread though

>>30581947
Ayy faggot,
tell her you're only a fan of the fandom and actually hate the show.
Tell her you're only interested in fucking horses.

>>30581947
I'm pretty sure she'll be fine. You'll get /mlp/ brownie points.

>>30581947
If I give you my throwaway kik to you can you send it to me?

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>>30581824
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK.

>>30581961
>>30581947
I'm pretty sure if you post her kik here. I'll have her nudes up on the site within the next 3 days.

I'd probably post her kik everywhere else.

>>30581970
This is the best option.

>>30581970
I can do this.

>>30581972
Even if you got nudes this is a blueboard

>>30582008
My throwaway kik is
Anon_E_Mooose

>no hooves

>>30582041
You clearly overestimate the mods.

>>30582043
Done

>>30581625
This

>>30582074
Thanks m8.

Guys I think I'm actually getting more pics. Whether I'll upload them here or not is still up for debate

>>30582266
She sent me naked butt pictures.

>>30581608
That seems like information crucial to understanding the situation.

>>30581461
The fuck is Kik?

>>30581625
I don't think kek is even from 4chan.

>>30582353
I would say post em but I wouldn't want you to betray anyone's trust

>>30581824
"You wanna see my slim shady?*

Then send her your dick pic.

>>30582043
post chat history, based anon

>>30582435
a copy of the basic message mobile app, like whatsapp or messenger
or just the basic message option in any post-2013 phone

Why the heck is this thread still up?

God dammit, mobilefags are truly the cancer of this site.

OP HERE... GUESS WHAT GUYS??? IT'S A TRAP! We can all go home now.

I'm not even joking he informed me he had a penis so anyone wanting roleplay horsepussy can go

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Here's your screenshot to validate

>>30582740
Can confirm. At least I used my throwaway.

Zoomed fucking words.

He told me he's 15.

>>30582796
>Implying this thread is even screencap worthy
Newfags like you should go away, you and your mindset for trying to cap shit on the fly.

>>30582805
Well we did tell you to run. Should have listened.

What the fuck was this shit.

>>30581461
Did you have an animu husbando as your profile picture.
Cause, except for the ass pic part, being contacted out of nowhere by her is how I got my girlfriend.

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>>30581625
>kek outside of 4chan
youve havent been on this site long enough.

>>30582759
>Trap

Tell him to send you his penis.

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Your thread is pretty fucking gay, OP

>>30583228
This

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>>30581461
Blog it, faggot
Also,
>using kek outside of 4chan

>>30581541
kek

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Someone may have imagined things, or there may actually have been an attempt at communication.
And?

>>30581461
Uhhhhh You are aware that the person who send you those pictures is not the same as the person in that picture, right?

You were just rused by brony virgins.