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This is Scootaloo. Say something nice to her.
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I don't think your a chicken.
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Uncropped version where?
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Best filly.
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Anon does shit i guess, the quest. (CYOA) 2017-07-29 05:48:55 Post No.30616442
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Anon does shit i guess, the quest. (CYOA)
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You are Anon Y. Mous, tard extraordinaire. You are in Equestria, the magically land of both marshmallow-ponies of happiness and legendary beasts of legend and terror. Thinking back, you vaguely remember how you got here in the first place.
>What were you doing right before you were brought to Equestria, and where in Equestria did you land?
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>What were you doing right before you were brought to Equestria?
Fapping.
>Where in Equestria did you land?
Ponyville schoolhouse during class.
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>>30616442
I was being taken in a padded room, and then they shot me with a mysterious liquid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4uBtqIArEs
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>>30616442
Fighting a war.
We landed on a hill overlooking a battlefield
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Is this how MLP Movie will end? Its a toy commercial movie with a very generic story and many characters on screen who will probably won't get much development (Beside Capper, Tempest and fish pony Princess)
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>Emoji movie
Why did they make this film? I want humanity to fucking die
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Because 10-16 year olds are fucking retarded
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Even as a 10-16 year old I could've seen through this shit. I'm not even that far out of that age group.
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f-fuck... that's cute.
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When will we get them for the other Mane 6?
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>my magical princess Twilight Sparkle
Time to brainstorm names for the others.
I'll start with Rainbow Dash.
"My stupid cunt Rainbow Dash"
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>>30609613
Ok, someone please order this and take video of you touching your penis to it.
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What are Earth ponies good for?
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Breeding
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farming
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>>30607727
Unicorns and Pegasi can do both of those easier than mudponies
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Dadonequus: Flutteraunt Cleans your GPU Edition 2017-07-28 12:47:01 Post No.30607438
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Dadonequus: Flutteraunt Cleans your GPU Edition
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Welcome to Dadonequus where we discuss and share stories about a human brought to Equestria by Discord himself to be his son or even adopted by a magic horse mom. Enjoy the closes stories to
the actual tone of the show you will find in this goddamn thread. If you are a shipfag, revel in the constant teases that we have with Fluttercord, if you are a Flutterfag enjoy how we never actually do the fucking ship, just like the show! So come in and experience some of the greatest stories with some of the most apathetic readers on the board!
Stories:
Archive of stories: https://pastebin.com/RiguRjdM (embed)
Active Writers:
Ben Dover (https://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover) - Cute father/son time with Discord. Family is magic.
Elo (http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian) – Want to read an actually good and non-creepy Momlestia/Lunamom story? then you gotta read this shit
Erf (http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111) – Ever wanted to know what it feels to be Discord's son and have adventures in the actual Equestria and not some edgy bullshit? Gotta read this shit
JekyllorHyde (https://pastebin.com/u/JekyllorHyde) - A godlike-figure forces Discord to adopt Cyborg Anoncolt
And check out our cool as fuck art:
https://1drv.ms/f/s!AhXTgF2ur7iaa7pvcOXL_uMq17A
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>That picture
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Radeon
No loss there.
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>”Hold on, squirt. Lemme get this straight, the changelings are back and nopony told me?! What kind of bad joke is that? Everypony knows that I’m the best when it comes to kick bug’s flanks!”
>The magical lamps and the rising sun illuminated the snowy track field that you were running on. It was early in the morning. The air was chill, almost glacial, but you liked it this way, or rather, learn to like it thanks to Moonlight hammering the idea that a cold weather was the best for exercising since it built character.
>Not everyone thought like you, though. Many of the Royal Guards who were training nearby complained, like they usually do, about the cold weather. Of course, the threat of facing Moonlight’s anger made sure that they didn’t stop their training to find a warmer and cozier place.
>This time, however, Moonlight wasn’t here, the only one keeping you company in this cold winter morning was your coach and good friend Rainbow Dash. She was flying above you, and was wearing a red cap; hanging from her neck was a timer.
>It was the first time in a few days that you trained under her command. Different events were the cause for that, events that put the safety of Equestria on risk. That is to say, the changelings happened and they were big, yet dangerous douches.
>Rainbow Dash wasn’t stupid, far from it, she was incredibly sharp, and that same sharpness is what caused her to notice the odd behavior that one of her best friends had after receiving a mysterious letter from your mothers.
“Don’t blame me! It’s not my fault that Twilight just packed her stuff and left to the Crystal Empire”
>The friend in question being the purple princess of sexiness Twilight Sparkle and the letter was about the aforementioned douches. The thing is, Twilight never told anyone about the changelings, she just… had a panic attack and left before saying anything to her friends.
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Nyx becomes canon in season 8. It would be an interesting way to technically "reform" Nightmare Moon.
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>>30605191
Kill yourself, faggot.
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>>30605191
Oh look! OP wants everyone on the board to take a shit in his cereal!
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My Massive Pony 2017-07-25 09:06:42 Post No.30593851
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Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!
Previous thread: >>30528426
Check out our slowly growing pastebin: https://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs
Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread, which is size difference.
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>>30593851
>Favorite bigpone
>Other pones you think make great bigpones
>Favorite scenario
>First time you clopped to bigpone
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exerted enormous equines
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Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
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>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
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Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 206, and those hopes from last thread are pretty much nixed.
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LEWD PONY TEXT ADVENTURE 07
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You are a lewd futa earth filly. You are having a lewd adventure.
Save loaded.
It is morning, Day 4. You are heading out of the school's upstairs restroom on your way to class after an orgy with your friends. For the moment you've settled things with Lemonade and Juicy, Cherry seeming to come to terms with what happened to her yesterday as well. You've still got a lot on your plate, though, with both Neil and your dad, and there's also the matter with how you're going to deal with Juicy and her siblings in the long term if they're also building a competitive harem. Do you make small talk on the way back to class or stay naughtily silent like everyone else?
1. Stay silent, lead by example
2. Whisper to Cherry and ask if she's alright with the bats now
3. Whisper to Lemonade and tell her she's always welcome to have fun with you and your harem even if she's not a part of it
4. Whisper to Frosty and call her a little slut while sticking out your tongue
5. Whisper to Juicy and ask her if she had fun
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Option 1 selected. You spare a quick glance among your harem and guests as you all walk down the hall. You nod in approval and get nods and sly smiles in return. You need not say anything more right now, all the girls know the deal. As you walk in the classroom your teacher greets you all and shoots you a subtle wink as she surely notes how you all walked in as a group. Juicy sees her siblings sitting on the opposite side of the room again and droops her ears. She turns to you and forces a smile, telling you it's probably for the best and sadly plods over to her desk in the corner. Lemonade on the other hoof seems slightly happier to be sitting behind you again even though she shares Juicy's sad expression. As class begins your teacher hands out pamphlets for an upcoming field trip to the sealab. Your parents have to sign it to give you permission, though. You tuck it into your binder for later. Your teacher then walks over to her desk and sits astride it, legs slightly crossed and says today she's interested in hoof-on studies and asks if there are any suggestions for today's lesson.
1. Sit quietly and stare under her skirt to see if you can't score a peek
2. Raise you hoof and suggest sexual education
3. Raise your hoof and suggest meditation techniques
4. Raise your hoof and suggest study hall
5. Raise your hoof and suggest wrestling
6. Raise your hoof and suggest a nature trail walk
7. Rub yourself subtly underneath your desk
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hmmmmm my random number generator says 3.
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For any of you uncultured slobs who don't already know...
Snails is the best pony, I mean look at him he is so fucking hot. I am currently fucking my body pillow of him as I type this.
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Wow it's the autistic lovechild of mlpg and homo horse
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We see in one of the latest episodes where Applejack is being a realpoopthat Rarity had a contingency in place to stop her overly-truthful rampage. Do you think Rarity, after Fluttershy got turned into Flutterbitch by the minotaur, Twilight went crazy in Lesson Zero, Pinkie fucking lost it in Party for One, and Rainbow Dash blew up the weather factory in that one hibernation episode, and finally Rarity herself got possessed by the book, that she created an entire network of ponies to stop any over the top uses of the element's true nature or turning their backs on their true nature? I'm pretty sure she does.
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Princess Celestia Thread 2017-07-31 05:47:06 Post No.30630016
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It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Not quite Sunday edition
Now with two thirds less spelling errors!
Sun-day archive: https://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1
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host
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sieg heil
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How would Twilight react if I called her "titty sprinkles"?
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>>30629695
FUCKING DELETE YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>30629695
but anonit doesn't matter she's not real
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>>30629695
How would you parents react if I showed them a world where they never had such a fucking faggot for a son?
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>open EQG thread
>half the posts are from some butthurt anti-EQG fagtard
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>>30629265
>Open EQG thread
Well THERE'S your problem, retard!