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>>30624081
hnnnngg

First for using your enemies weapons is cultural appropriation.

>>30624116
Wait shit I mean second fuck

>>30622632
Just inserted for a love interest.
She has no development.

>>30622632
Dunno, never read for

FOE is shit.
a lot of the side-fics are ACTUALLY superior.

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>>30620105
Reposting
>Anon as an ara ara dilf
>Anon oblivious but still kind and overly cuddly
>Anon promising to accept tinypone's proposal if he is still single when she grows up (spoiler: he is)
>Anon terrified that ponies will see him as a pedo, and misinterpreting them thinking of it as adorable
>Tiny pone conscripts big sis to reel Anon in so they can herd up
>Tiny pone asks for mom's help, mom is proud that her filly is so confidant that she playfully does. Falls for Anon herself and is in the predicament of herding with her daughter or betraying her trust
FUND IT THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS TO DO THIS AND SO MANY TINY PONES TO USE.

So, Here comes the words.

>"Everyone got your spells and equipment ready?" Minuette calls out, looking over everyone from her apple crate stand.
>Patting your pouch with a hoof, your spell stones are all ready, and you have your specially made wizard robes and hat on over your favourite sweater.
>It took weeks of spellsetting and preparation for this, but this is going to be the best larp yet.
"Ready" you call back, along with most of the others.
>It sucks Twilight couldn't come, but then she's been too busy being Celestia's special student lately.
>She would have loved this, getting to play her character in real life, but on the other hoof, without being able to powergame like she usually does, maybe not.
>"Equestria to Moondancer, we're heading out," Twinkleshine says, poking your shoulder.
"Oh, right, right, sorry, I got lost in thought."
>"Just don't let it happen in battle," Lemon Hearts says grumpily, her fake platemail jingling, "We lose you, and there goes a lot of our damage."
"I'm not a newbie, Lemon, I know what I'm doing."
>"Girls, girls, calm your teats. Stop arguing like a bunch of bickering colts, we've got to get moving before things get going or we're toast," Minuette says, floating up her mace and book, playing her cleric's role before things have even gotten going.
>Grumbles of acceptance come from Lemon, and both you and Twinkleshine nod before forming up with her.
>White trunks soon surround you in the Whitetail woods, bushes and other undergrowth obscuring everything past a certain distance, adding to the atmosphere.
>For a basement dweller like you, this was your worst Nightmare.
>...
>Okay, maybe it's not as bad as the one with you being fully dressed in front of the entire school being laughed at while having to watch your highschool crush/best friends brother bang that pink alicorn jock.
>But that'll never happen in real life.
>Not one bit of it.

>>30620152

>He's totally just using her for bits while waiting for a real mare like you.
>By Celestia's beard you're so lonely...
>"Moondancer! Get your horn out of your cunt, it looks like there are goblins up ahead."
>Looking up, you see there are several goblin looking golems up ahead.
>Admittedly they're not that fancy, but it's still cool seeing them, and they're programmed to fight like goblins from O&O.
>"They haven't spotted us yet, Sparkleshine says, edging forward with her bow, "I could probably get a good sneak attack in."
"They've got a shaman," you say, squinting at them, "The one on the back right. I recognize that equipment."
>"Her first, got it."
>Sparkleshine slinks off to the flank, and you dig through your spellstones.
>A couple fireballs, some frost rays and heat bolts, a few utility spells and a bunch of magic missile.
>Not a bad selection for something like this.
>Pulling a pair of Magic Missiles, you cradle them in your hoof like a firm pair of balls that you've totally touched before.
>There's a soft twang, a recorded cry of pain and the fight is on.
>Concentrating on the first stone, you squeeze it to send off the spell, the bolt of magic flying over Lemon's head and into the first oncoming goblin golem.
>It staggers before being shoved aside by Lemon as she goes for the healthy ones, leaving it for Minuette instead.
>Squeezing out the second spell, you move around to be with Sparkleshine as well, trying to get better line of sight.
>While digging for another spell, a loud snap in the distance draws your head up, looking around.
>Goblins do love ambush tactics, but what you see isn't a goblin.
>Far in the distance, barely visible through the trees is a tall, lean figure, cloak billowing gracefully in a light breeze.
>There's no mistaking it, you've seen every iteration of every O&O book, from DM handbooks to monster manuals.
>That's a human.
>The most ethereal and beautiful of the races, and banned as PC's by almost every DM.

You idiot it's "lonely GILF Velvet"

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why are the stories always older female/younger male

stop this
STOP IT

>>30619689
She didn't get pregnant from Anon yet, so its correct.
>>30619702
No one wants to oust the ones of shit taste, nothing to be done about it.

>>30617666
i wouldnt have one as a gryphon.

>>30617666
a cloud, I guess, Satan.

Blank flank for life I guess.
Completely worthless.

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I wish to sex this filly

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>>30617526
I wish to be the filly for you to sex.

>>30617531
Actually yeah desu I'd prefer to be the filly being fucked too.

>>30614611
>rape

I would not get tackled by a cop dressed like a bush after I leave.

>>30614611
>"We were just going to hang out. Maybe eat some of the hayburgers I brought".

>>30611142
Slep

>>30611142
Cast shield alpha

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The Enforcer cast Levitation α on Krono! He was thrashed around a good bit, but nothing too extreme. (5 dmg)
The Dense Skeleton body-slammed Krono! That one really hurt! {CRITICAL!} (18 dmg)
Warning! Krono is low on HP!
The Ice Scout jabbed at Jack Frost with its ice sword... Twice! This revives the pony.
Jack Frost was freed from the ice!

>>30611285
>Jack Frost cast Shield α on himself!
Jack Frost's body was protected by a 3-hit physical shield!

The Grapplemaster couldn't move!
The BarrelBot is reloading its shoulder cannon!

>>30611189
>Suitcase continues sleeping... (+1 HP)

The CAV couldn't move!

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>>30610028

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>>30610030

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>>30610034

>>30607943
Stories:
Finished:
Buggernon's "Anon the Dragon": http://pastebin.com/u/Buggernon
Punki's "Hangin'": https://pastebin.com/As6YwYpx
Punki's "Discord vs. Daze": https://pastebin.com/bNLBq5N1
Dracononymous' "Deceitful (Not a) Dragon": http://pastebin.com/GQiUeKe7
Dragonlord Kolaghan's "The Gold Standard": http://pastebin.com/10Tytn1J

Work In Progress:
Alcrowholic's "Mountainous": http://pastebin.com/7iJzrFDt
BizarreCoyote's "Rukodiora's Romp Around Equestria": http://pastebin.com/rYB3Agh6
Bubblewolf's Crystal Draganon: https://www.dropbox.com/s/8dlbvjaz3emxv2h/Bubblewolf%20Crystalanon.txt?dl=0
(hosted on dropbox as a notepad file)
Dragonlord Kolaghan's "The Art of Theft": https://pastebin.com/Cnc8VDQ1
Harmonyrla's "Dragula": http://pastebin.com/m0i4tGEK
Hope's "Hope": http://pastebin.com/bRPwtEFq
Ice-Beam's "Anon the dragon": https://pastebin.com/jRDJMTPQ
Laskaris' "A grand tour" https://pastebin.com/wLECQ08K
Primusings' "Unplugged": https://pastebin.com/8JKLWBg0
Punki's "Dazed": http://pastebin.com/ZStRTpMn
Purple-Blep's "Scylla": https://pastebin.com/bGwKSz0E
Rat's "Lady of the Mountain": https://pastebin.com/tTCDh4s7
Sergeant Nonymous's "Anonymous the Wise Dragon": http://pastebin.com/CY698CQ0
Tambourine's My Tiny Ponies: http://pastebin.com/sBQrS8ZR
Treasure Mage's "Equestria Five-0": https://pastebin.com/DZ48KDMQ
Treasure Mage's "Hybrid Theory" https://pastebin.com/YDJZ3Cs6
Treasure Mage's "Tonic the Dragon": http://pastebin.com/dbJ3Mnny
Woofr's "Reflection": http://pastebin.com/YUgjpmUL

Dead like Soviet Union:
Clarissa's "No Fury at All": http://pastebin.com/U5q2gcBr
Dragonlord Kolaghan's "The Universal Solvent": https://pastebin.com/8LmMiVjm
Octave's "Dreamtime Dragon": https://pastebin.com/wt9jHL9B
Roman's "Thunderstruck": https://pastebin.com/0j6QkqGe
Treasure Mage's "Wanderer": https://pastebin.com/Jt9shzrQ

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would you play fetch with her?

Reposting the last update as the thread died immediately after I posted it last time.

>Khoa slowly blinks her eyes open as the soft glow of the morning light peers in through the windows of the barracks.
>She lay on the bed her and Daze had been fooling around on the night before, her cheek resting on the pillow and a small puddle of drool around her mouth.
>She blinks tightly as she tries to wake herself up, and she suddenly remembers more details of the previous night.
>She had spent the later hours of the night sitting on her girlfriend's face, and promptly passed out afterward, exhausted from the ass-beating and ass-eating.
"...Daze?"
>Khoa's voice is rough but soft.
>She feels a vibration near the base of her tail as Daze tries to answer. Apparently when Khoa had passed out, she must have literally just fallen over, as she now realizes that Daze's head is still resting on the bed between her legs, and her face is covered by Khoa's tail.
>"Mmm?"
"Last night didn't turn out too bad..."
>"Mmmm."
"You think now you could listen to me sometimes?"
>Khoa looks back as Daze lifts the tail off of her face so she can speak properly.
>"If we get to shag like this every time I run off to do fuck all, then I'll ignore you even more, love."
>Daze grunts and wheezes in pain when Khoa brings her tail back down to smack her head.
"You want me to hurt you some more? That can definitely be arranged."
>Both dragons are startled out of their banter by some pony clearing their throat awkwardly. They both dart up into a sitting position to find that the barracks are now full of the other guard ponies staring uncomfortably at the dragon duo.
>Khoa becomes so hot with embarrassment that she turns into a red drake, while Daze gets up with a small laugh.
>"I think those are mine, mate, you mind?"
>She gestures for one of the guards to grab the pair of shorts laying on the floor across the room.

>Garrison squinted his eyes in the morning sun as he stood at the train station with Ikra.

>>30598489

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>>30598914
Long live the new flesh.

>>30593351
I'd spread her legs and lick her horse pussy until she comes all over my face

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Slave is for shackles.

Here we go again

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I guess it's dead then, oh well

>>30580928
Of course it's dead if you're not even going to bother to post the full house roster.

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>>30569716
>Bat Pun

>rape

>>30569733
don't apply to a bat

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>>30566128
Sunset is best Horsegirl.

How desperate do you have to be to actually watch and unironically like EQG?

>30566153
>How desperate do you have to be to actually click on a thread you don't like and unironically fish for (You)s.