Dadonequus: Flutteraunt Cleans your GPU Edition

>>30607438
>That picture
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>30607438
>Radeon
No loss there.

>>30607438
>”Hold on, squirt. Lemme get this straight, the changelings are back and nopony told me?! What kind of bad joke is that? Everypony knows that I’m the best when it comes to kick bug’s flanks!”
>The magical lamps and the rising sun illuminated the snowy track field that you were running on. It was early in the morning. The air was chill, almost glacial, but you liked it this way, or rather, learn to like it thanks to Moonlight hammering the idea that a cold weather was the best for exercising since it built character.
>Not everyone thought like you, though. Many of the Royal Guards who were training nearby complained, like they usually do, about the cold weather. Of course, the threat of facing Moonlight’s anger made sure that they didn’t stop their training to find a warmer and cozier place.
>This time, however, Moonlight wasn’t here, the only one keeping you company in this cold winter morning was your coach and good friend Rainbow Dash. She was flying above you, and was wearing a red cap; hanging from her neck was a timer.
>It was the first time in a few days that you trained under her command. Different events were the cause for that, events that put the safety of Equestria on risk. That is to say, the changelings happened and they were big, yet dangerous douches.
>Rainbow Dash wasn’t stupid, far from it, she was incredibly sharp, and that same sharpness is what caused her to notice the odd behavior that one of her best friends had after receiving a mysterious letter from your mothers.
“Don’t blame me! It’s not my fault that Twilight just packed her stuff and left to the Crystal Empire”
>The friend in question being the purple princess of sexiness Twilight Sparkle and the letter was about the aforementioned douches. The thing is, Twilight never told anyone about the changelings, she just… had a panic attack and left before saying anything to her friends.

>>30607575
>”I know it’s that egghead’s fault, but this is Twilight we’re talking about, C’mon she always does this sort of things when she freaks out. I’m asking why the hay YOU didn’t send a letter to any of us, I mean, you do realize that we have saved Equestria lots of times before, right? Oh! And you still owe me two laps, after that I hope you feeling like jumping ‘cause we’re doing box jumps”
>Of course, that caused worry among Rainbow Dash and the rest of the elements of harmony. So, using her gut, Rainbow deduced that you must knew something about Twilight’s new crazy antics and used this training to question you.
“Eh, whatever, it’s not like I ain’t agile, and about that other thing. You realize that I’ve been busy all weekend with this stuff, right? Not only did I have to save Starlight from those jerks, I also had to find an actually good-hearted changeling so Chrysalis didn’t destroy him, and then… well, I don’t want to go into what happened yesterday… not again”
>Once you completed the remaining laps on the track field, you trotted over to a nearby part of the training field, and of course, it was covered in snow. After you used your magic to take care of that little set back and did some stretches, you started jumping over the pyramid shaped boxes.
>You didn’t see anything wrong with telling RD everything that happened. Your moms never told you to keep this as a secret from the elements of harmony, and there were no worries about the cyan pony who was training you being a changeling spy.
“Gyahahaha! C’mon, squirt! The filly Princess Celestia being heads over hooves for you? That is pure comedy gold! Hearing that story from Princess Luna was almost worth being covered in that weird green goo, and eeeh… it works to tell real ponies from faker bugs, right?”
>When she arrived to the castle, your moms used that weird green potion that Zecora gal gave them on RD, so yeah, no worries there.

>>30607579
>You jumped over all the boxes and repeated that a few times until RD told you to stop. Then you looked at her and shrugged.
“Supposedly, yeah, as I told you, I don’t know the specifics of it, but I mean, we could call Eris if you want to be sure that you ain’t a changeling who really got into the role, she’s really good at telling who is a pony and who is… something else”
>RD waved her hoof dismissively “Nah, I like that gal and all buuuut, I think that I’ll trust the Princesses on this one. By the way, Applejack told me that you feel like you’re enough hot stuff to help her with her farm, so I wanna see if that’s true. See those sand bags over there?”
“Yeah, I’m not blind, you know? What do you want me to do with a sand bag?”
>”Well, smarty pants, I want you to grab one of those sandbags with your little hooves, put it on your back and then you’re gonna gallop until I tell ya to stop, got it?”
>You let out a groan but followed her orders. You trotted over the sandbag, grabbed and…
“Hnnng! This thing… is… heavy!”
>”Well, duh! That’s the idea! Applejack and her family are always carrying lots of heavy stuff, so if you even dream on helping them, then you gotta build some muscle!”
>Using all your strength, you picked the sandbag and placed it on your back… and then did your best to not collapse under the weight of it, but you failed miserably after you traversed like 10 feet or so.
“Rainbow Dash… a little help here”
>RD rubbed the back of her head and cringed at your poor display of strength ”Geez, that was sad” Then, she quickly flew to where you were, removed the sandbag from your back and helped you to get back up.
>After you stretched and heard some parts of your body crack a bit, you gave RD an annoyed look
“Y’know, I think that things could have gone better if you didn’t tell me to carry something that even a Royal Guard would have trouble with”

>>30607595
>”Actually, squirt…” RD snickered “Those bags are like, the lightest ones here, seriously, I think that Applebloom carries baskets that are double the weight of this”
“Oh…”
>”Don’t get so down, squirt!” RD landed on the ground and placed her hoof around your neck “You are fast, not as me of course, there is nopony in Equestria as fast as me, and you’re agile… just not as me, we just need to focus a bit more on getting you stronger… even if you won’t be as strong as me. I’ll that Moonlight gal that it’s time to make a change to your routine. Anyway, that’ll be it for today!”
“I think that I can still try a few more times, but if you say so, well… fine by me. I would invite you to have some breakfast since my mom is making pancakes, but you need to go to Cloudsdale now, right?”
>”Actually, I asked the Wonderbolts to give me the day off. Rarity is opening her new store here in Canterlot or whatever and this is like the biggest thing ever for her, I just can’t miss that for the world”
“Hmmm, my mom told me that Miss Rarity finished my new wardrobe and that she was going to give it to me today, but she never mentioned anything about a great opening… do you think that I should tell Twilight that it would be better to wait until tomorrow to pick that up?”
>RD immediately waved her hooves as she frantically shook her head ”Noooo! No, no, no! I dunno why the Princesses didn’t tell ya, but you have to trust me on this, squirt. Rarity is absolutely counting on you and Twilight to be there, like, you two are the main pull for this whole thing since you’re royalty. So you can’t miss it either, and you if you can act extra princely, that would be awesome”
“Mate, I’m the prince, don’t worry, I have this covered… I think… I hope. A-Anyway, this whole thing will also serve to tell the rest of your gang about the changelings”

>>30607602
>”Yeaaah, about that” RD rubbed the back of her neck “This whole thing is super important for Rarity so, y’know, knowing that we have a new bug problem would probably ruin it for her”
“Oh… I understand now, yeah, that would be pretty bad. As I said, don’t worry about my attitude, Miss Rarity has always been good to me and if this is a way to repay that kindness and generosity, then I’ll put up my best princely attitude!”
>”Awesome! Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and help Rarity with some stuff for her opening. See ya there, squirt!” RD flew off after saying those words, leaving a rainbow trail behind her. That’s… kind of awesome
>And morning was already here! After a nice breakfast with your moms and a little “goodnight” to your mom Luna, you went straight to your school.
>Thank the heavens that nothing stopped or delayed you on your way there, seriously, you may be on time for the first time in weeks. That’s awesome! For the first time in weeks, you won’t need to worry about doing extra work, this kind of levity was something that you needed after that crazy weekend.
>Too bad that peace of mind was shattered when you arrived to the snowy front yard of the school…
“Ruffle Truffle, you stupid idiot, what did you do now?!”
>Giant banners with Ruffle Truffle’s stupid face were hanging from the main building. On them, the slogan “A vote for the Ruffle is a vote for a school that is not lame” could be read in the most heinous grammar you ever saw.
>You quickly entered the school, and that same propaganda was plastered all over the halls. To make things worse, there was a stupidly high amount of hallway monitors now, and they were being bigger jerks than usual.
>”Hey! I already told you, I’m just going to my class!” A very young colt said to a very dumb looking filly
>”Oh yeah?!” The filly snickered “Then where’s your pass? That’s right, you don’t have one! To detention with you!”

>>30607607
>With an arrogant glare, the filly handled a yellow paper to the poor colt, then she walked away not before she stuck her tongue to him.
“What the hay? This has to be against the rules”
>You heard a familiar voice coming from behind you ”It is, or it was until the sixth grade took over the school”
>You turned around, and there you saw your classmate and “campaign manager” Gale Breeze standing in the middle of the hallway and holding the most frustrated face that you’ve seen in a while.
“Gale Breeze, what do you mean they took over the school? This garbage wasn’t here on Friday! Please tell me what in Equestria is going on?”
>”Not here, Anon!” She quickly shushed you and dragged you with her “We need to get to our classroom first, then, I’ll tell you everything!”
>As you and Gale Breeze rushed across the hallways of the school, at a mild pace of course, you didn’t want to get called out for running in the hallways, you saw more and more banners and posters with Ruffle Truffle’s campaign garbage on them.
>Of course, you also saw the hallway monitors flagrantly abusing of their powers by detaining almost everyone who even dared to look at them. This new situation made you feel disgusted, angry, frustrated and curious
>Yes, you were curious that this whole thing was happening in the first place and that it didn’t matter in which direction you looked at. You couldn’t see any teacher roaming the hallways, not even in the few classrooms that had their door open.
>Speaking of classrooms, when you and Gale Breeze arrived to your own one, the first thing that you noticed was that your teacher, Sunny Hill wasn’t here either. Now this was bizarre, that artifact that pass itself as a pony never leaves her spot.
>It was even more bizarre considering that the entire class was present. She SHOULD be here by now.
>After Gale Breeze closed the door behind her, you dropped your saddle bag at your seat, walked to Sunny Hill’s desk and sat at her chair.

>>30607613
“Alright before anything, first I must ask you the most important thing right now, has any of those jerks tried to bully any of you? Because if so, then that’ll be another thing that I’ll make them regret”
>Every filly in the class shook her head. Thank goodness, your classroom was untouched by the sixth graders’ stupidity.
“That’s good to see, very well my beautiful friends, I know that are nervous about what’s going on, I can see it in your faces, but worry not, because I’m going to solve this one way or the other, an in order to do such thing, first I need to know how this mess came to be, so Gale Breeze, could you please fill us in? Because I swear this place now feels more like an insane asylum than a school”
>”I know, right! Ehm, I mean… well… do you know about that crazy thing that happened yesterday at the Castle right? Because if you don’t, I can tell you everything! My dad was covering that event, and he came back home with toooons of stuff that the guards and maid told him!”
“You know that I live at the castle, right? I know what happened”
>”Oh…” Gale Breeze chuckled nervously “Right… eh… I suppose you’re not going to give me an exclusive interview about what happened, right?”
>You slowly shook your head
“Absolutely not, sorry but that’s kind of secret information until my moms decide to tell what happened. Now, what does that has to do with Ruffle’s ugly face being everywhere and the sixth graders suddenly controlling everything?”
>”Awww…” Gale Breeze dropped her head for a moment, but quickly regained her mood “Well, the interview can wait, you see Anon, I heard from Melodica who heard from Butter Sweet, who heard from Comet Trail, who heard from her cousin, who heard from her BFF, that the sixth graders hung their banners and plastered their posters during the chaos that was happening at the castle.”

>>30607619
>While you were sure that the entire city of Canterlot was paying attention to what was happening at the castle, something here didn’t fit.
>You laid back on Sunny Hill’s chair, looked at the ceiling and asked to Gale Breeze in a polite tone.
“I’m sorry Gale Breeze, but what you’re telling still explain everything. Even if those knuckleheads took advantage of the situation that happened yesterday, I can’t understand why the trash they put wasn’t taken down immediately, nor why there is not a single classroom with a teacher”
>”Oh, that’s easy!” The magenta filly with pink mane who goes by the name of Melodica stood up and quickly dashed at the desk “You remember Butter Cup? Of course, you do! She’s that sweet and tough filly from the other fifth grade class! We had a slumber party a couple days ago, and she and Gale Breeze became friends and they talked a lot about you and…”
>You leaned forward and held your hoof to shush Melodica’s little rambling
“I’m sure that you had fun at your slumber party, and I’m happy that you finally sorted your differences, it’s kinda creepy that you gals were talking about me, but… Melodica, please, I need you to stay on the subject. What did Butter Cup told you?”
>”I dunno why you find it creepy, Anon. I mean, Gale Breeze and Bubble Cup are all over you and even Comet Trail didn’t shut up about how smart you’re and…”
>”M-Melodica! I-I told you to not say anything!” Comet Trail yelled from the other side of the room as she covered her blushing face with her hooves
>”Oh yeah! Sooorryyy!” Melodica rubbed the back of her neck as she playfully stuck her tongue out. Then, she looked at you and continued with her cheerful explanation “Anywayyy! Butter Cup told me like… twenty minutes ago that the sixth grade teachers made an “emergency meeting” or something and that’s why nopony is having classes right now”
“Hmmm… now this is curious”

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>>30607629
>That is too convenient to just be a simple coincidence. Those guys definitely created that distraction so the sixth graders could do whatever they please without having to worry about the repercussions.
>The million dollar question here would be why are the sixth graders doing this? What do they win by terrorizing every single foal in the school?
>”Anon?” Gale Breeze gently poked you, snapping you out of your train of thought “Are you okay?”
“Mmmm? Sorry, I was thing about how convenient this whole thing is, do any of you have more information to share? Anything would be useful, no matter how little it might seen”
>Your classmates spoke among themselves for a bit, but the ultimate response was a no. You let a little sigh and jumped off from Sunny Hill’s chair.
>”So, Anon” Gale Breeze spoke to you with expectation “As our candidate for school president, I sure hope that you’re planning to solve this, it wouldn’t give you a sure victory in the election, but it’s kind of your responsibility, you know?”
>You walked past her and looked at the entire class.
“It is not only my responsibility as a candidate, I think it goes a little higher than that, I do wholly believe that getting the school back to normal is one of my duties as the prince. Luckily for everyone, I already thought on something, so here’s the plan”


Altright, we are back to the school arch! I hope you guys are excited to see what comes next. Please leave your thoughts about it. Also, Furi is fucking awesome, I recommend it to anyone who likes games like DMC and Bayonetta

>>30607650
Fuck I forgot to put my name on

>>30607664
And when I thought the thread got a new writefag

>>30607461
but theres nothing wrong with doing that as long as it dries out completely

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>>30607508
>novideo house fires
Lel

>>30607438
straight up water wouldnt harm it as long as you dry it thoroughly before plugging it back in.

>>30607438
So now the topic is PC, uh
I help

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gONTG2MaWw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b85h_ujZ_vg

>>30607650
fuck off

>>30607650
shit man your rainbow dash went from being top cunt to be top cute

>>30607650
I always thought that phd's school needed more time since its so fun and unique, good to see it back. I was also entertained by your Rainbow Crash she works great with phd

>>30607650
You finally touched upon PhD's daily training, I'm so glad that you didn't make him like fucking op where he can do everything with ease but also not a total wimp. I dunno it makes sense that PhD would excel at speed and agility but fail at raw strength. I like what could mean in the future

>>30607883
>that picture

I was really hype for Ryzen desu, was so glad I was able to pick up my Intel processor for a cheaper price, thanks for the competition AMD! you'll always be irrelevant in the GPU market though

>>30609258
>intlet shills have begun crossboarding
really activates the almonds

>>30607650
Shit man, I can't wait to see Ruffle Truffle's return

>The both of you made your way past the eastern archways into the city.
>There were torches lit up all around the area. With the main part of the city dead ahead.
>"So what do you know about stealth, kid?" Daring Do asks as she approaches the next archway
"Don't get caught, use the shadows, be aware of enemy search patterns...Metal gear..."
>"..What?" She looks back at you, confused
"Uhm, I mean. just don't get caught and use the shadows."
>Daring Do comes towards the first building near the last archway and presses herself against it, You follow close behind as she whispers to you. "That's only the basic idea. The problem is that it's clear Ahuizotl is waiting for us and probably has the whole place closely guarded."
"But it's night, surely we can get to him and the map if we're really careful...right? All we gotta do is stick to the walls and stuff. Pretend to be bushes and...woah"
>You see a giant spotlight sweep by
>"Kid, not everything you read in books work. But don't worry, I know where his camp his. And a way to get to it." Daring Do says as she lifts her hat to pull out two straws. tossing one towards you. "This place has a self dug river system going along the major parts of the city. Including the temple. All we have to do is swim to where we need to go. We just need to get past that searchlight." Daring Do leaned back and opened her wings "Which shouldn't be a problem. Hop on, and don't make a sound."
>whatever works
"Ok"
>You hop on, and then Daring Do waits to make her move. "So, quick question since we have about fourty or fifty seconds. Have you ever dealt with a situation where you've been spotted?"
>.....yes
"Yeah...why?"
>"How did you handle it?" She asks you
>You ran..or in the case of the griffons..
"How do you think? I dealt with it. Like when I dealt with those griffons"
>"And you did that with your horn, right?"

>>30609821
"....I mean, yeah...But still"
>"And what about when you saved that other world? How did you even handle that? I'm guessing the horn too, right?"
"Actually, no. That was mostly me having to figure things out and use some of my more clever tricks. The horn didn't work very well since it wasn't close to my Dad. Apparently it goes to pot when it's dimensions away., why are you asking now?"
>You felt like she didn't believe in you at all. You thought you proved you were capable.
>"I'm asking because this is really dangerous. I've learned that sometimes I can't do this alone. And I know that this isn't really your fault. I've read up on how the spirit of Chaos is. What he's like. And even though he's changed. Sending his son for worthless tea leaves sounds like something he would do. So, what I'm getting at is that I need a partner, not a foal, and certainly not a cocky hot shot. Because once we do this, and I'm serious, we have to be perfect. So tell me kid, can you do it?"
>Partner? She was willing to see you as a partner? that quickly?
"Man.."
>you snicker
"Getting rid of those guards really impressed you, didn't it?"
>Daring Do looks back at you with a hard stare
>..scary
"Ok ok, sorry. Yeah, I've done the whole partner thing before. You can count on me"
>"Good, also..get ready. Because here we go!"
"Ok, I'm RERFdfdn-"
>You weren't ready as she kicked off and flew low towards the river. You nearly gave away your position with your yell that you quickly muffled before the water cut you off.
>The water was a tad murky, but you could see well enough.

>>30609883
>You also forgot to take your breath. And quickly began to feel the urge to breath.
>You were going to die. If you went up now. You'd be caught and...
>Daring Do once again gave you a hard stare as she pointed to her own straw. And then put it up slowly above the surface of the water to breath.
>...Right...she JUST told you that.
>You follow suit, and begin to swim behind her.
>It was tiring swimming as a pony. Meanwhile, Daring Do was an expert, using her wings to help push her along without tiring her out.
>When you both reached your destination. Daring Do did some hoof motions for you to stay as she popped her head up to peer around.
>After a moment, she pointed up. signaling for you both to emerge.
>She emerged without an issue. And very silently.
>As for you? You were tired as shit. Daring Do had to quickly put her hoof to your mouth to keep you from breathing out too loudly.
>Before you was a huge tent by the temple. Lit up by lanterns and tons of supplies and barrels at the side of it. Daring Do pointed to the barrels and snuck towards them. Again, you following suit, despite being fatigued.
>She then began to whisper once you both found a good snug spot to hide in.
>"That could have gone better. How could you be so out of shape?!"
"I mean, I'm not that bad...It was a long swim. And you used your wings..."
>"Kid, when I was your age. I could swim two times longer than that without my wings. I still can do that. You look like you're going to fall over any second."
"....Don't we have more important things to worry about?"

>>30609907
>"We do, but I'm trying to tell you. As somepony who doesn't want to read about how the hero colt kicked the bucket because some villain ran up a flight of stairs. Just do some regular exercise, ok? And eat a little more. I'm sure some fillies think your cute or something. But you're small, and kinda a toothpick."
>Daring Do says, while keeping in mind how ridiculously hard your head is. She internally wondered how that even came to be.
>....god, she was like a mother. A really naggy one.
"..Yeah yeah, I have something lined up with Rainbow Dash. Which...I'll get to eventually a-"
>Daring Do put a hoof over your mouth. The silence quickly being broken by the goon leader and Azuihotl entering the tent.
>"I can't believe you let such a runty foal get away! This city is crawling with your "Best ponies" and yet they couldn't keep a foal from coming in or escaping."
>"Mr.Azuh-"
>"SILENCE! I will not hear any more excuses! no doubt he's escaped and already told Daring Do."
>"Boss, I...I was thinking. What if he was telling the truth? What if he doesn't know Daring Do?"
>"Then he should have been even easier to catch, no? You listen to me. I want him here. I want him to PAY for what he's done to me! Nopony gets away with bucking my unmentionables, NOPONY! I will have him, and Daring Do. And with the right eye, I shall make her...one of my pets. She will meow for me, She will raise her head to allow me to scratch under her neck, And she will pur when I pat her head. Oh yes, Miss Do will know what it will be like to finally be bested for the rest of her life." Azuihotl painted a pretty nice picture there.
>You looked at Daring Do for a moment and blushed. A nice little picture of her painted in your head. With a collar. A smile. And her going for upsies to sleep on your lap. And maybe...
>suddenly you hear a slam that breaks your thoughts

>>30609943
>"WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?! FIND THOSE TWO AND BRING THEM TO ME! OR ELSE! I DON'T WANT TO BE DISTURBED ANY LONGER! I NEED TO STUDY THIS MAP, I NEED TO MAKE SURE EVERY PATH WE TAKE IS CORRECT. BECAUSE.....because.."
>Suddenly his voice becomes sinister. "If I have to second guess myself, you'll be the first to test a path in the maze. Do we understand each other?"
>"Y-Yessir" The Goon leader says with a gulp, before dashing out of the tent.
>"What an imbecile, clearly the advice of others has turned out to be a laughable joke and...NGH" Azuihotl suddenly grunts in pain "Wait! Hold on.....ugh. I should have asked him for a bag of ice. Ngh...that foolish colt. How dare he...ngh....ok...ok..fine, since they're useless. I'll just...walk over to the storage tent..and get some ice"
>You then heard Azuihotl stumble out of the tent.
>"....You hit him down there?" Daring Do asked you with a smirk.
"I bucked him down there. Why, too dirty a hit?"
>Daring Do stifled a snicker "No, I just kind of wish I had saw it myself. Ok, but serious time. I need you to do something important." She puts her hooves on you "This is really important,Anon. Can you do this for me?"
>If you knew your cartoons right, you knew exactly what she was going to ask. And yes..you knew it was actually important.
"You want me to stand guard, right?"
>"...Y-yeah..how'd you..heh" Daring Do smirked "Ok, definitely have been underestimating you. You're pretty smart, you know that?"
>Hah! Yes, she recognizes your genius
"Yep, I know. I'll make a bird noise or something if anypony gets near the tent."
>"Ok good, we're on the same wave length. The moron probably left the map on the table. So I'll grab it, and we'll get out the way we came. We won't even go back to camp. We're just going to dart right back to civilization. Got it?"
>You smirk back at her.

>>30610061
"Oh, I'll do you one better. As I mentioned. I need the map back. If we toss it in the river. It'll take us straight back to my house."
>"...Wow...looks like I'm going to get to see what the Spirit of Chaos's home looks like. I have to admit. You got me curious"
"It's nothing much. Good luck Daring Do"
>She nods, and turns around. Saying nothing more as she climbs over the barrel. Leaving you with the responsibility of taking guard.
>Man..this was too easy
>And you and Daring Do? You both were a fucking team.
>You kinda wished you had the horn. But then she would have mocked you for needing it. You've done well enough so far to gain her respect and....
>....Wait..why is there a kitten on the barrel next to you all of a su-
"Shit!"
>You jumped at the kitten and wrestled with it. The damn thing was feisty and was ripping you apart with it's deceptively sharp claws.
>you moaned and groaned in pain. Eventually getting angry enough to just slam the kitten's face into a barrel and knock it out.
>You were panting as you tried to remain still.
"O-oh..s-stupid..c-cat...f-fucking..c-cats. They...a-a-are..the most retarded..s-s-shittiest..most idiotic and......a-aaah....s-shit"
>You were suddenly surrounded by the rest of the mob of jungle felines.
"..fucking..really?"
>Before you could make another move. You got pinned by the cheetah as the tiger roared for it's master.
>The cheetah's paw was tight on your neck. preventing you from screaming for help.
>That fucking kitten. That fucking....
>"Well, well, well. We meet again, my little friend"
>You are suddenly pulled up by Ahuizotl's right hand as the cheetah moves it's paw away from you. He brings up up to eye level as he gives you a stoic look.
>You say nothing. Moreso from the fact you were still in pain. But then, from your silence, he just gives you a violent shake.

>>30610112
>"What's wrong? Nothing to say? I really must say, you have been very elusive. But given what you have lost. it would only make sense for you to come back into the hands of I, the soon to be KING Ahuizotl".
>Daring Do was still in the tent. Surely she knew you were in danger.
>You wanted to yell for her. But then he'd know where she is. You weren't that stupid....
>So you smirked at him.
"King? I thought you were a queen. Or does the little doggies still actually work"
>"Why you!" He began to shake you violently, even contemplating throwing you to the ground. But instead..he stopped. and once again held you up as he looked at you with a displeased look "Lucky for you, I'm in a good mood and in need of some good company to go along with it. Tell me where Daring Do is. Or you will suffer most terribly for what you've done to me!"
>Fuck...
>Whatever, all you had to do...was stall
"I-I told you...I don't even know her. Just give me my map back. That's all I want"
>"hmph! so defiant!" He gave you a smile befitting of even Chrysalis herself "I know what I shall do with you. I will make you dress like a filly. And you will like it and call ME father. I will leave some of your mind to yourself. So you will forever suffer knowing that I've conquered you"
>"Wow, what's wrong there dog breath? Gotten sick of losing to me so much that you have to pick on a colt to feel better? That's just sad. Kind of makes me want to just return this to you just so you'll have a taste of what victory is like"
>D-daring Do?
>"....Ahhhgrrrrrr" Ahuizotl growled as he looked behind himself. Seeing an arrogant yellow pegasus holding the map. "Daring Do! You...YOU'LL BE THE ONE TASTING VIC-....GRRR I MEAN DEFEAT!"

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>>30608063
You are like a baby, watch this.

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>>30610190
>"Nearly slipped up there." She chuckled at him "But you'd be wrong about the kid. I just met him today. I admit, it was an honor to meet the son of Discord. And got to see what this map is all about. Pretty nifty. Already memorized the whole maze. So I won't be needing it any more. So...how about a trade?"
>Was she bluffing?...She had to be bluffing.
>No...right..she was.
>Ha! That was probably a fake map. Hell, just looking at it. You could tell it wasn't yours.
>And just as you thought he'd fall for it...
>"I don't think so Miss Do. This foal needs to learn his lesson, you see. As for you? I know you'd never leave a foal behind. You're simply too good, while I, am too clever. Yes....I think I have a better deal. Surrender to me, and I will not harm him. But if you wish to flee now..." He holds you towards his jungle cats. Which eye you with a lust for chomping you into bits. "Then at least I know they will have a treat."

>>30610219
Anon is about. to get hand raped

>>30610213
How did it get there?
How did the guy not notice this?

>>30609943
As a daringfag I approve this

That Ahuizotl guy sure has some fine fetishes

>>30610219
Ahuizotl's "punishments" gave me a mighty erection. I suppose that's a "good job, erf"?

>Make Daring Do his own pet cat
>Make ErfAnon wear a dress and make him call Ahuizotl father, leave some of his mind for himself so he knows he's acting like a filly and daughter of Ahuizotl
Yeah that's pretty kinky, I like to see that even in a draw

>>30610219
I think that Anon has more in common with Ahuizotl than with Daring Do

>>30610219
Surprisingly, Daring and Anon's relationship came off as natural, fun and even friendly. I got a laugh when Daring told Erf's Anon that he should do something about his stamina and body, but still not coming off as patronizing. This was the best part of the chapter anf possibly this arc IMO

>>30610219
Daring Do being a naggy mum was amusing but the best part was Ahuizotl being so goddamn kinky I didn't see that one coming but boy it made me giggle

>>30614004
I didnt even think the filly thing was kinky until mentioned. I was just trying to be on point with the characters. Daring Do is tough to write as well. As you have to keep in mind her own slight character evolution throughout the show. If it was pre Daring Don't. She'd be treating Anon like he was useless and a burden

>>30614185
Really? I thought the kink would be pretty obvious

>>30610219
>you will never wear a dress for Ahuizotl

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>>30611043
2lewd plz no more

>>30614185
Now I imagined Ahuizotl as a regular shitposter at anonfilly

Are we getting more motherly Daring Do and kinky Ahuizotl tonight?

>>30610219
>...Oh shit! Oh shit shit shit!
"Geez...This just isn't my day....down kitties. down"
>"You know Ahuizotl. We've been doing this for a long time. We usually end up making a trade where we trick one another. Or you try to take both items at once by force. Or it's just a trap to capture me. Which is flattering to say the least. But this is downright low, even for you." Daring Do says as she starts eyeing him, aloof about the whole thing.
>"The stakes are high Miss Do. I do what I must to fulfill my ambitions" Ahuizotl locks eyes with her. Making sure not to drop his guard.
"Nah, the stakes aren't that high." Daring Do whips out a match, and immediately lights it and torches the map before anyone could make a move. "Now the stakes are high"
>You gasped, Ahuizotl gasped, the cats gasped, even the encroaching goon squad gasped.
>"MY MAP! WHY!? WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?!" Ahuizotl was astonished at this act.
>Was it your map? Was it a bluff? Could your map burn like that? You didn't fucking know. But she was looking pretty damn serious now.
>"Because, now I'm the only one who knows the path through the maze. So here's the deal. I'll take you to the eye. But you gotta let the kid go. Sound fair?"
>"You can't just burn my map and expect me to-" Ahuizotl was pissed as he shook you about. clenching his fists and crushing you as your face turned various colors from lack of breath. Dammit Daring Do, don't piss him off anymore. For the sake of your lungs.
"You don't have a choice. If something happens to that colt. Then I have no reason to stick around. And I'm the only shot you have! Make your choice, I know you want me and that eye really badly."
>You could swear the sexual tension was as tight as his grip

>>30617102
>Ahuizotl went silent. He was contemplating hard. Even bringing his hand to his crotch for a moment. Then he growled and tossed you aside, making you roll to the ground "Deal....I'll simply have my revenge on him once I have the eye. As for you Daring Do, this has been a very long time coming. I plan to enjoy every second" He cackled with a sinister smirk.
>You groaned as you picked yourself up, dusting yourself off as you silently murmured
"Asshole..."
>"Good, now. I also believe I get a last request, right?" Daring Do looks to Ahuizotl, with more pathetic eyes this time. She looked almost cute
>"I suppose I can allow it. A lifetime as my pet is all you have to look forward to after this" He says as he checks his fingernails, acting smug as if he won.
>"Good, hey..Anon, come here"
>....Surely she had a plan. Right?
>You approached her slowly as the reality started to hit you.
>This was your fault.
>If you had just found a way out.
>If you had gone back for the map.
>If you hadn't made fun of Discord's idea.
"....Daring Do, I'm sorry..."
>"For what?" She looks to you with a soft smile
"For this, for messing things up. I let a flippin kitten take me down for Celestia's sake.."
>It really hit you hard. It was like all the fun was over. And that Daring Do's fate was your fault.
>But she took off her hat, and placed it on your head as she gave you a rather motherly smile "It's all part of adventuring, kid. You lose some, you win some, and things NEVER go your way. This isn't the first time he's captured me. You know that"
"Yeah..but.."
>But she interrupts you again. "Look, no matter what happens. Keep your chin up. things always work out in the end if you just work out the puzzle of the problem. Got it? The solution is always closer than you think"

>>30617221
>"Touching, but I know you Daring Do. " Ahuizotl snaps his fingers. His cats, along with the dazed kitten, who was still dizzy from your head bash. Surround her as the goons follow suit. "You had your word and your touching moment. Now is the time to lead me to my prize. And should YOU interfere. I will make due on my word. Consider yourself lucky, you impertinent brat."
>You stick your tongue out at him. But he just turns his head to the side with a harumph, as Daring Do is shoved and pushed ahead into the temple. Eventually leaving you alone where you sat.
"DAMMIT! FUCKING! SHIT!"
>You started to stomp the ground in a rage. How could she be so calm?! She couldn't have a plan to escape so many guards. And what if she didn't have the maze memorized?! She'd burn to death in hot tar!
>But what could you do?! You shirked off training. You didn't have the horn. You couldn't even get back home!
"WHAT DO I DO?! HOW DO I STOP THEM?! IF IT WASN'T FOR ME...GRRRR DAMMIT!"
>You grabbed Daring Do's hat from your head and threw it to the ground.
"...Daring Do...I'm sor-....wha?"
>As it span along the ground, you noticed a piece of parchment sticking out.
"...Is that....."
>....The hat stopped spinning, only to reveal...
"THE MAP!"
>You quickly grabbed the hat and took the map in your hooves, holding it up high and humming the zelda tune.
"Dananana motherfuckers! It's horn time! Don't worry Daring Do! I'm coming!"
>You put the hat on and gently curved it to help it fit more snugly on your head. You then rushed back to the river and tossed the map in. And made a jump.
>But what you found at the other side of the portal was...rather abnormal.
>In the fact it was....normal

>>30617251
>You landed on your bed. which now felt...more natural than usual. It wasn't giving off it's signature warmth it usually did.
"..What the.."
>You pressed your hooves on it a few times. It felt...so normal.
>You then took a look around your room. The floor door was gone. Replaced with a normal door on the wall. The wallpaper was now a boring white.
>You hopped off your bed when you noticed a small chest on your dresser.
>Beside it was....your horn? And a note.
>....what?
>You pick up the note and start to read it.
"Dear Anon, If you are reading this, then I can only imagine how incredibly sore you are about sending you find rather mediocre tea leaves. As I can't imagine you coming out to talk to me at this time. I humbly apologize for such a terrible joke. It was wrong of me. I have returned your horn to you, and have given you a small chest of assorted chocolates. Please forgive me...Discord.....What in the...fuck?"
>You carefully took the necklace...no trap.
>You left the chest alone as you slowly approached the door and opened it slightly.
>What you saw beyond it was horrifying.
>Discord was dressed as Mr.Rogers, CLEANING his own house, with his own paw and talons. Nothing was out of place. Or out of the ordinary....
>You slowly closed the door. Disgusted with what you saw.
>Besides, you had a Daring to do!
>You slap on the horn. And teleport to Daring Do's location.
>But before that happens.
"Geez! What the f-fuck?!"
>The horn begins to sputter and spit out sparks. Was it trapped?!
"Discord! What did you do-"
>You then teleported. Unaware of the truth of what was going on with Discord, and how it was affecting your magic.
>When you reappeared. You found yourself on an underground cliff. Looking down on a cobra shrine. Ahuizotl was already approaching it with hungry eyes for his victory. The goons watched in awe, as did his jungle cats. Daring Do was tied up like an actual horse to a post...how degrading.

>>30617301
>How did they even get here so fast? Daring Do said it took a super long time to navigate the maze.
>It's as if your teleportation followed their tracks in a normal fashion until it hit a point as to when they fully stopped.
>...that was weird. It was always usually so instant.
>But that was the only thing you can think of.
>You only had one charge left.
>Daring Do made sure to get you that map so you could come back guns a blazing.
>she was one hell of a horse. almost made you ALMOST get her in bed with you.
>Well, actually, you would love to have her in bed with you.
>But Diamond would kill you. Especially if she understood what that meant.
>..ugh..you didn't want to upset Diamond.
>Best you get rid of such th-
>"Boss! We got an intruder!" One of the goons point up to you
>GODDAMMIT! YOU GOT LOST IN YOUR THOUGHTS AGAIN!
>Ahuizotl looked up to where the goon was pointing. "Ahhh! The Mini Do is here. That is amusing!" He chortles "I don't know how you followed us without anypony knowing. But not only are you too late to stop me, but you're just in time to witness my ascension as ruler of the WORLD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>You sigh, and smirk at him. You had this.
"That's what they all say. .."
>You slap on the horn, and point it right at him. Even from this great distance. You didn't really need to aim to fuck him up.
"But you'll be singing a different tune when I'm done with you"
>Ahuizotl rolls his eyes "That's also, what they all say....You realize this, don't you? Because I am merely inches from your doom. How can you possibly stop me? And with what? A toy horn?"
>Daring Do looked up at you, and tried to get the ropes off her muzzle so she could speak.
"Exactly, let Daring Do go. And step away from the eye. Or things are going to get ugly, really quick."

>>30617328
>The goons, and Ahuizotl burst into laughter.
>"He's kidding right?"
>"He has to be, what a stupid kid"
>"Oh man, I can't wait to see this"
>"Isn't somepony worried that we're about to become zombie slaves?"
>"...I really wish my horn was stylish like that..."
>Ahuizotl raised his arms high, and slammed at his chest as he gave you a smirk "Go ahead foolish colt. Show me the power of that horn. And then, you will behold the power of the eye! Daring Do, I want you to witness this. How much of a failure you are compared to the GREAT AHUIZOTL! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Get bent! Asswipe!"
>You fired off the horn.
>Your plan was to just shoot out a ton of lasers that would just utterly decimate him. If he had to die, then fine. Sometimes it was well deserved.
>What actually happened however. Was that the entire inner sanctum of the temple...was turned into an office building.
>A normal...ordinary...office building.
>You,the goons, Daring Do, and Ahuizotl were all in snazzy business suits as you found yourselves in a grand lobby of the building. With marble pillars in rows, potted plants placed along them. A desk at the end for the receptionist. And a glowing sign on the wall saying "Normal co."
>It was something out of the matrix.
".......Uhhhhhhhhh..."
>The goons let out an "uuuhhhhh" as well
>the cats let out mewoish "uhhhs"
>"HAHAHAHAHa...haha...ha...." Ahuizotl stopped laughing when he realized the venue had changed "...What happened?...Where are.....GYAAAAAAH! MY EYE!" He looked back to where the altar with the eye should stand. It was now a water dispenser.
>This...was not what you had in mind at all. What the fuck was wrong with your magic?
>Daring Do however, slowly backed up. As the magic you cast had also freed her from her binds.
>She then slowly picked up a potted plant from the end of the plant itself and slowly floated up.

>>30617353
>"Time to take this for a whirl!" She began to spin about in mid air. Smashing the faces many a goon in a tornado of pain and destruction as the pot part of the plant slams into the faces of all in her path.
>Ahuizotl was speechless, still in shock over the whole thing as he began to caress the water dispenser. "Eye...a-are you in there?" He knocks on it
>Daring Do however, was amazing to behold. Her tornado of head smashing finally ended when the pot finally smashed apart. Leaving only a few goons left.
>She hovered over beside you. As she kept an eye on the remaining goons. "Heh, what took you so long?"
"..I...Urm...Don't..know? I don't know what's going on at all..."
>"Are you kidding me? Isn't this crazy place part of your spell?"
"...I..Don't know. I was just going to blast Ahuizotl to bits. And then this happened. I think something is wrong with my horn."
>"Well that's fantastic to hear. What happened to the eye?"
"No clue..."
>"More good news...We can't just leave without that eye. Oh...And thanks for coming back for me, kid. I'd actually want this to be a more heart felt moment over some tea but you know how it is with bad guys. Never let you catch a break."
"Yeah, theres a few of them left. And Ahuizotl is gonna be as mad as a hornet when he comes to."
>"Yeah, and those jungle cats are no joke either.We might not be able to fight them all off at once. So, we're gonna need a nasty spell to knock em out."
"...Erm..can't"
>"Why not?"
"I only get two charges with my horn. And I used the other one to get here"
>".......Kid...You really need to plan better."

>>30617395
"Hey! This doesn't usually happen! It usually does what I want it to do!"
>"Don't worry about it. We just need to figure out where the eye is, get it,and get out. But..where to look..."
>You pondered on it for a moment. And, it didn't take you long to figure something out. Mere seconds actually
"aha! Using my Saturday Morning Logic! I know exactly where the eye is!...We just..er..need to get past these guys. Any ideas?"
>"....Saturday Morning what?"
"It's er..a thing I do. Look, do you have a plan or not?"
>"First of all, yes. And second of all, how hard is your head?"
>...wut?
"REALLY?! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!"
"No, I'm being serious! how hard is it! How tough is your skull!"
>She was serious?....
"..Erm...I think one time I got hit with a gigantic metal ball and-WOAH!"
>Daring Do grabbed you with her wings as if they were hands and held you forward head first. "Good enough! I dunno what it is, kid. But how you scared those guards, how you knew what I wanted you to do, and just the way you think and talk. I think I got one of those "Saturday Morning" ideas you just mentioned"
"W-what?! W-what do you mean by that?!"
>...she wasn't..SHE WOULDN'T
>"BRACE YOURSELF! WE'RE GOING THROUGH!" And she started to rush forward. As you screamed a blood curdling scream as your head was slammed into many a goon. Slammed so hard they went flying upwards as Daring Do went for a hallway, and rushed into a room full of cubicles.
>"HA! It worked! Good work, kid. You got us through"
>She put you down gently next to a desk. You wobbled for a moment and slouched beside it.
"I love you too Mommy..."
>"W-what?" Daring Do said in surprise.
>..WHAT?!

>>30617413
>You shook your head and recovered your senses.
"I said pastrami.....pastrami...yeah. anyway, Where are we now?"
>"Looks like some weird work room. With strange screens and lettered tablets. And wires everywhere. What kind of place is this?" Daring Do was curious at the modern wonders around her.
>you groaned
"...It's a workplace"
>"Really?...weird..I'd love to be able to take a look around this whole place. But I doubt Ahuizotl is going to sit still for long. You said you knew where the eye might be, right? Because we have to find it. And destroy the lens. I want it in a museum. But even I know leaving the lens intact is too dangerous. A shame too, but there just has to be jerks in the world"
"..Yeah...I have an idea"
>Where else would such a small but personal item be kept in a place like this?
>You knew exactly where.
"We have to get to the top floor. To the boss's room. That's where it would be."
>"Alright then, you seem to know this kind of place better than I do. So lead the way"

>>30617421
Welcome to the ancient runes of modern slavery.

>>30617421
>inb4 they were actually humans

>>30617301
>Yfw normalcy could also have killed Anon

>>30617413
NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE TITANIUM CRANIUM

>>30607629
>what did Buttercup told you
Should be tell

>>30617413
I kind of want to imagine every anoncolt having Daring Do as their mother now.

bop

>>30619162
I honestly did not keep Daring Do for the family mare but Erf is doing a great job on delivering mom material

>>30617421
I always thought that too much normalcy would physicallt harm Erf's Anon and that seeing something like an office workplace would be dangerous for him on many levels

>>30620439
he became a family man as an adult and does work like collecting the cider from the apples. how would you think that? he isn't a draconeequs

>>30620475
I thought he still did chaotic stuff on the side. Like when he got together with his ole dad ErfAnon would do some chaos. I dunno, thought that would be a thing since his cutie mark represents chaos

>>30620555
he still does chaotic things. It just hasn't been explored through his adulthood

>>30620579
You need a chapter when DT and Anon decide to touch hooves and then do magic
A chapter where they get married when they're olders could be neat.
Just imagine Anon so nervous after the wedding.

>>30620673
>Where is her vagina?
>Back of the hoof maybe?

>>30620673
>>30620742
>"No, Anon. We're doing this normally."
"B-But then horn! Think of the possibilities! Tentacles! Vortexes! A clone army of me! I could make you orgasm 100 times in the blink of an eye! You would see into forever and your moans would become the crescendo that gives birth to the universe!"
>"Missionary position with the lights turned off."
"THAT'S SICK!"

>>30620783
i laughed

thats nearly exactly as it would go

>>30620783
Give me back my sides Anon

So DT got teen pregnant or not?

>>30622015
She got DP by PhD and Erfanon

>Inb4 in the future ending of Elo's story Cherrywood and PhD got a kid that his skull is made out of obsidian and is chaotic dumb fun

>>30607438
This image gives me a major hankerin' for some cute Fluttermom or something.

>>30622015
>"Mommy? Anon was kind of bored last night. I'm afraid I don't give good enough head..."
>"Really? Well no daughter of mine will tarnish this family's name by being a poor show at oral sex. I will teach you how to properly suck off a stallion."

>Spoiled gives you the stink eye as she and her nubile young daughter sit before your spread hindlegs
>"Anonymous... I know how ill-mannered you can be. TRY to give my precious little girl SOME constructive criticism."
>You're not sure what's hotter
>The simple fact you've got two mares pleasuring you at the same time
>That it's a mother daughter fellatio lesson, one guiding the other's movements and describing in great detail what to do with her tongue
>That your marefriend is going at it with gleeful enthusiasm, wide-eyed watching her mother deepthroat like a champ
>Or that the mother herself is joining in with a bitter scowl directed at you while her muzzle presses firmly into your balls

>"And this is how you swallow it all in one go."
>"Wow!"
>Good god you're spent
>"Anonymous, I sincerely hope that's not all you have in you. A Rich is expected to last for at least five rounds before throwing in the towel."
>...Even the powers of chaos cannot save your soul from these horrors

boop

Angler Anon checking in.
Love the op pic.
Watching sipderman.
Getting a smoke instead.

>>30622867
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>>30622891
Goddammit

elo erf ben wand Im drunk as fuck but I wanted to let you guys know that I love your stories you fucks always make me imagine a comfy life in equestria thank yoy very much

>>30623281
This is angler and it's not me but I agree

>>30623332
yeh this thread has the best stories in the board

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>>30617421
>You quickly began to look around the maze of cubicles. This kind of place was familiar to you. There should be a door that leads to a hall that would lead to a break room, maybe a set of doors and an elevator that...There it is.
"down here, Quick"
>You dashed over to the hallway to see if it indeed have an elevator or a set of stairs. But just as you were about to reach it. Two goons hop out from the other end and rush towards you.
>"Head's up, Kid!"
"Wha?"
>You look backwards, only to be smashed by a computer CRT monitor. You fall backwards as the monitor bounces off your head and flies into one of the goons while the power cord wraps along the legs of the other.
>Daring Do cringes as you lay there, a little dazed. "K-kid? You alright?"
>You just stared at the ceiling, into the eternal abyss of solid white that was the ceiling.
"I ask myself the same question sometimes. But maybe I'm lucky that everything hits my head. It could be worse, for what is a skull anyway? a mass of bone spread in a thin layer to protect the fragile mind and..."
>"Anon..." Daring Do helped you up and waved her hoof in front of you "C'mon, snap out of it. Where do we go now?"
"What?"
>Oh right, you were trying to escape and find the eye. Not philosophize on why there are worse things than getting your skull smashed in.
"R-right. Ok...We need to..erm"
>You look around the hallway walls. And see a ornate door with buttons beside it. That was the elevator.
"There it is! The elevator"
>"An elevator?" Daring Do looked at the button and door with curiosity. "You really warped the entire place, didn't you? If it wasn't for the fact that there's nothing but dirt and stone outside those windows. I'd think we were really somewhere else"
>Dirt outside the windows? So..you really did warp the entire temple. Accidentally of course.
>Then that meant that the upper floor must be above ground. Perfect. You both can grab the eye and leave!

>>30623951
"Yeah, but like I said. I didn't mean for this to happen. It's weird...Dad was acting weird too actually. I wonder if their's a connection with that"
>"Well, if their is. We'll have to figure it out later. We need to use this elevator to get somewhere, right?" She presses the button as the doors immediately slide open.
"Yep, all the way to the top. If it's like the business buildings my mind are thinking of. There's going to be a golden hall of receptionist tables and behind those will be two huge doors to the C.E.O's room. Thats where it's gotta be"
>"Then that's where we're heading."
>Both you and Daring Do enter the elevator as she presses the top most button. Making the elevator close and rise up.
>As you both waited inside the elevator. A tune started to play.
>It was the Mario 64 peach's castle theme.
"...Oh hey! I know this song!"
>"You do? Weird...Didn't take a colt to remember silly little elevator music"
"No no, this song. It's from a game..and it's super catchy. Whenever I hear it, I can't help but hum along. It's been so long since I've heard it too. But it's still great, do..do do do dodododo. do do do do dododo..."
>"A game? Like those arcade games? Ugh.." Daring Do rolls her eyes "Those things are such a waste of time"
"Exactly, their fun...wait. You don't like arcade games?"
>You look at her...then again. You shouldn't be surprised. She liked moving around and adventure. Not being stuck in one place.
>"I just never cared for them. Foals like them sure, but it's such a waste of bits"
"Well...I guess I can't argue that. But still, you gotta admit. This is pretty catchy"
>"...eh, I'll stick to the classics"
"Suit youself, I'm gonna enjoy this while we wait. Dananananana dananana na Dananananana nanana na na na...."
>You started to bob your head along to the music as the elevator slowly made it's way up. There were about fifty floors to get to the top so it was going to take a little time.
>Man, you missed Mario 64.

>>30624139
>As you started to sway along to the music. Ahuizotl and his goons started to leave your mind. Idiots would never figure out where you were headed or where the eye was.
>Then you both could vamoose through a window at the top floor. No doubt the entire building wasn't entirely underground.
>and of course....wait...
>"Do do do do dododo....do do do do dododo..."
>You could hear someone else going along with the song.
>You slowly peer over to Daring Do, who was very very lowly going along with the song as she leaned against the wall.
"AHA!"
>You pointed over to her
"I knew it was catchy! Even you can't avoid it's charm!"
>"What?" Daring Do stopped when you caught her, she hadn't even realized she was going along with it until you pointed it out. " I....huh...Ok fine, I guess it's a little catchy. tch, kids these days and their toys"
"C;mon Daring Do, You're never too old to enjoy a video game"
>you started to bounce closer to her has you hummed
"Do do do dodododo"
>You gave her a nudge as you smirked at her
"Do do do dododo"
>Daring Do just groaned as she gave you a slight push.
>But you just slid back to her side, and gave a gentle tug at her wing "Dananananana danana na nanana"
>".....Danananaaa naa naa na na Dananana naa naa naa"
>She slowly began to go along with it.
"Dododododo do"
>"Dododod do do"
>And finally, you had a duet of "do dos" and "nanas" as you both started to sway to the music.
>Suddenly, the elevator stopped...a few floors before the top.
>At first, Daring Do and yourself hadn't noticed as you enjoyed yourselves
>And when the doors opened. There were rows of goons behind it.
>And then the music stopped
>"Well, that stinks...I was really starting to...oh.."
>Daring Do notices first.
"Starting to what, hmm? Were you say, enjo....shit.."
>...what the fuck?!

>>30624217
"HOW DID YOU GUYS GET HERE BEFORE WE DID?! WE USED THE ELEVATOR!"
>"We ran up the stairs!"
>"Super fast, and now we're taking you to the boss!"
>"Hold on a second guys...I'm..still catching my breath."
>"Me too!"
>"Me three!"
>"Yeah, That was a work out..I need a second too!"
>Daring Do pointed to the mostly tuckered out army "See Kid? This is what I meant, I want you to be better than these slobs. Look at them, don't even realize that they can't catch us"
>"What? We have you surrounded. You can't beat ALL of us!" The one in front yelled out, he seemed to be the least tired, in fact. You think he was the goon leader.
>Daring Do looks to you and whispers "Anon, grab on to my leg"
>You silently grab onto her leg tightly. Whatever she had planned. It was probably ridiculous.
>She then looks to the goons and salutes "Don't have to. It's the advantage of being a pegasus, see you later."
>And then Daring Do launched up, through the elevator hatch on top. You hadn't even noticed it. But holy crap, we're you screaming from the sudden jolt of movement.
>And Daring Do herself? She was damned smart. When she got out into the elevator shaft. She karate chopped the thick elevator cable. Sending the elevator crashing down before a single goon could even get into it.
>When they looked up into the shaft, she gave them another arrogant salute before flying all the way to the top, forced open the doors, and flew inside.
>However, what you expected wasn't what you got.
>instead, it was a room more akin to Mr.Burn's office. Dark, filled with books on one side. A single window behind a lonely desk in the back. Well carpeted. like a study in a mansion.
>And the boss's chair was facing towards the window which outside, you could see the building towered over the city.
>you were catching your breath as Daring Do looked around. "Alright kid, where's the eye? Where do we look? You don't think it's a secret passage behind that book case, do you?"

Eeeeeewerf I love this arc so goddamn much!!!

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>>30607438
The worst part is that for her to even consider doing this, it would have needed to be dirty, which means it would have to have been in the computer and dusty. If she was ignorant enough to run that shit under water, then she wasn't smart enough to undo the latch in the video card slot, so it's very likely she ripped the fucking thing out of the board and either broke the card or the slot. Probably while the computer was on, too.

Either way, that shit is fucked.

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>>30624694
You would be surprised of what people can do.
>t. guy who's working in it

A few years ago, a customer called us because his mouse wasn't working. Well, normal routine;
"Is it connected to the usb-port?"
"Have you tried turn it off and on again?"
Blah, Blah, Blah.
The customer couldn't work, and we needed a fast solution.
Long story short, I'm in front of the customers Computer, turn it on, move the mouse... look under the mouse.................. tape.............. .
"I'm sorry, but why is there tape under the mouse?"
"Oh, the light always distracts me."
>mfw

>>30624757
Good fucking lord.

boop

>>30624517
Thank you for this

>>30609258
Delid this

>>30624217
Shit man Daring Do is adorable, I expected her to be a rough, tryhard badass but instead she is a bit of a dork. Seriously she's top cute

>>30624139
>missing mario 64 instead of galaxy 2
Erf Anon had meme tier tastes in vidya

>>30607650
Well, PhD finally takes the initiative and supports his classmates/ his school as a prince and future school president. I've been hoping since detention that he might tell his mothers about it, but he probably forgot it with all that other stuff that's distracting him.

I'm really looking forward to what Ruffle Truffle is planning. No spelling mistakes on the posters, if I have correctly noticed, does he have a decent sponsor?

Nobody likes the sixth-graders so it's gonna be easy for PhD. The only problem I see is that Truffle's probably gonna threat everyone who tries to vote for PhD.

>>30626572
I feel like Celestia is gonna stay out of this one so she tests if her son is really cut out for this sort of thing

>>30624285
Motherly Daring Do is best Daring Do. Holy shit erf you should have introduced her a while ago because I'm loving her, her interaction with your anon is top tier I love everything about her

>>30624757
Ten thousand keks in the air

Makes me remember mine.
A guest said his coffee pot wasn't working and I sent someone from housekeeping to check it.
The guest had his lamp connected instead of the coffee pot.
Don't you love customer service?

>>30626572
PhD is the son of princess luna and princess celestia I think he has had the election in the bag the moment he was nominated. I think the sixth graders realized this and became so desperate that they are now using scare tactics to steal the election.

>>30626667
>>30627390
That's what I thought as well but jeez these conditions in Celestia's praised School for gifted Unicorns.

>>30627837
it kind of makes sense considering that celestia is always busy with her duties of ruling the world

>>30624285
Tell me your secret, how are you able to make daring do cute?

>>30624285
Oh no Daring Do is now a nintendo fanboy!

>>30628739
I just imagine up the scenario. and put characters in it

>>30626572
Is PhD really going to win? I remember that he's not that popular in his school and this kind of events are always a popularity contest

>>30624285
"Nope, it should be...."
>You take a look under the desk. And see a safe on the floor with a digital display. and numbers on the buttons.
"Right here...in this safe. Hrm, with a locked code."
>Daring Do goes over to where you are and looks down at it "Looks weird. But you know the code, right?"
>You smirk. she asked such an obvious question.
"Of course I do. Check this out. 1..3...3...7. Haha! Open..."
>ACCESS DENIED
"..Sesame?"
>"Did that thing just talk?" Daring Do found the advanced technology a little off. She also noticed the safe didn't open.
"Yeah...hold on"
>you started to ponder, how could it not be that number?
>Maybe it was...
"2...0..10"
>ACCESS DENIED
>"This kind of reminds me of the Catacombs of Troticinni. There was a chamber where you had to press in the correct panels on the wall to open the right door. Because, if you ended up pressing the wrong ones. Well...let's just say it isn't pleasant" Daring Do continued to observe you as you tried various other numbers to no avail.
"We get unlimited tries on this one but..GRRR! None of the numbers I can think of are working! STUPID THING! HYAAAAOWWW!"
>You slam your hoof on it so hard that you end up smacking the frog of your hoof on the center handle of the safe.
>"Relax kid. you're only going to keep messing up if you keep getting riled up like that" She moves in front of the safe and takes a look "Let me give it a shot."
>Daring Do tries the a few numbers of her own. Mentioning that they corresponded with a few important numbers known to the natives. Having to do with calendars and such. Those inputs..didn't work either.

>>30630495
>"Ok then...I'd use some of the dynamite I left back in the camp but. I might end up damaging the eye. Why can't you just use your magic to open it again?"
"Two charges a day...and I used em"
>"Right..I remember you mentioning that. Well, what about those books. You think they might have a clue?"
>Daring Do goes over to the bookcase, and grabs one.
"Maybe"
>"Maybe not..." Daring Do looks at the book she takes with a scowl and drops it, she does the same with the next few books.
"What's wrong?"
>"All blank. That's a bust. hmmm, so let me ask this" Daring Do takes a moment to stretch "How tough are those kinds of safes?"
"My guess? Nearly indestructible"
>"Darn..Well, just go in order I guess. There's no chance any of those goons are getting up here"
"Right. Ok"
>And so you begin. Punching in number after number as quick as possible until you find the right combination.
>"Say...Anon. I have a question for you. I didn't really give it too much thought, but after all this. I believe it. You're from another dimension. Right?"
>...She..was asking about that?
>Despite overcoming that Tantabus long ago. For some reason, her asking that question made you feel slightly uncomfortable.
"Yeah...erm. I used to be a human from a place called earth....ummm..why do you ask?"
>"I just wanted to know. I get curious about things that are out of the ordinary. You probably should write a book about it."
>you felt there was a cosmic irony in that sentence. that you felt your worry pass as you chuckle.
"I know right? But ponies are pretty sensitive about certain things. Don't think they'd be too happy to read about me palling around with the queen of the changelings"
>Daring Do scoffed "Eh, those are the kinds of critics you shouldn't really listen to. I think it'd be a nice read. Not everyday somepony gets sucked out of their world like that. But, you don't miss your original parents or anything like that?"

>>30630574
>you shook your head
"Not really, they passed before I ended up here. And don't feel bad for me. I don't sweat it. My Dadoneequs more than makes up for everything."
>"You're a pretty strong kid,Anon. Don't let anypony tell you different. Though..speaking of the changeling queen, if you don't mind me asking, what exactly happened to her?"
"I dunno. She ran away. But oddly enough, I still feel that we're friends. It's just that we both know that we would never betray the ones we love for one another. And she refuses to reform so. I had to accept that. But still...even though I don't know where she is and know she's still evil. I hope she's ok"
>Daring Do snickered
"What's so funny?"
>"You. And don't take that the wrong way. Because I'll say it again, this would make a pretty interesting book. Being friends with her, I can't really imagine what that's like. But I could tell from the way you sound. Your words. Heh, was she that good a friend?"
"She made things interesting. And even though she denies that she did any good. There's a lot of things in my life I have thanks to her. Whether she meant for it to happen or not. I'd never betray my friends or family for her. But if she came to me for help, actual help. I think I'd do it"
>"Heh, makes me wonder if Ahuizotl has that kind of soft spot. Don't tell anypony I said this. But the guy is pretty darn good at treasure hunting. There's so many artifacts in the world that just can't be uncovered alone. That I'm sure if we worked as a team we'd be able to find them no problem." But she shrugs "But what are you gonna do, huh? The guy is a jerk. I guess that's why I feel pretty darn great when I beat him in something."
"Oh? What, do you like him or something?"
>You look up to smirk at her

>>30630602
>She rolls her eyes "Not even close. But we've been rivals for so long that usually when we meet, it's always going through the rounds. One of us outsmarts another, he gets the item sometimes, he comes close to victory, i snatch it away in the end. And sometimes there's a few differences. Like today. Today I got to team up with a pretty cool guy"
>...You stop guessing numbers at the moment to look up at her. Deeply surprised.
"Really? You think I'm cool?"
>"Don't look too deeply into it, kid. I'm mostly making conversation. But yes, you're pretty ok" Sounded like she was back peddling there.
"Heh, well. I guess you're pretty ok too"
>"AND YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?! I THINK YOU TWO WILL FINALLY MEET YOUR DOOM!"
>Wut?
>You and Daring Do look over at the elevator. Ahuizotl, breathing heavily from anger, was standing there. Seems he forced his way in. But how?!
"HOLY CRAP?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE?!"
>"...I climbed. WITH MY HANDS!" Ahuizotl raised his fits, then pointed at Daring Do "AND YOU, DARING DO! THIS IS THE END! THE EYE IS MINE! YOUR FATE IS SEALED!"
>Daring Do groaned "You ALWAYS say that. Yet here we are, having another final meeting. Just give up Ahuizotl. I'm not in the mood. You're alone, your goons and your cats are downstairs, you have NO element of surprise, and it's two against one. You have no chance"
>"That is where you are wrong!" Ahuizotl rips his suit off and smashes his fists against his chest "You will indeed have your fate sealed today! This, I promise! The eye will be mine! And if I must destroy the both of you to have it! Then so be it!"
>"Yeah yeah..." Daring Do enters a battle ready stance "Let's just get it over with"
>In a panic, you began to put in numbers at a faster pace as Daring Do and Ahuizotl begin their battle.
>But then something off happens.

>>30630632
>Daring Do goes for a buck. But Ahuizotl bounces away from her with a wide jump....and lands right in front of you.
>"HAHA! I have fooled you Miss Do. I only need the foal to achieve my VICTORY!" Ahuizotl chortled as he once again made a grab for you.
>.....great..this shit again.
>He grabbed you quickly and held you in front of Daring Do.
>"Really? This again? It's getting old real quick, Ahuizotl" Daring Do, despite her mocking words, was visibly angry that he attacked you at all. Like a mother growling at a predator trying to get her child.
>"....You know. You are right Miss Do. I too tire of this game. But this foal still must pay, So I will be keeping him. And should you try anything. I will make sure he will never know what it is like to take another breath" Ahuizotl holds you out in front of her, taunting her while bobbing you up and down.
>"You're that desperate, huh?" She was walking from side to side, never losing eye contact with him, furious with him.
>But he just smirked as he sat on the seat. And looked down at the safe as he pressed you against the top of the desk. "More like I'm too close to victory that I cannot allow any more mistakes....hmmm" He seemed to be unable to figure out how the safe's input system worked.
>"Yeah, you're not getting that eye. Let the kid go Ahuizotl."
>"I shall, after he tells me how to open this thing" He holds you up to eye level "You! Foal, tell me how to open this contraption. Or I will make sure each of my goons make you feel how you made me feel. We'll all take a turn. And I promise not to show you any mercy before you continue the rest of your life after that as my adorable little daughter"
>NOPE! Fuck that. This guy was a nutcase. Did you really traumatize him that badly? What a fucking baby.
>Maybe...just maybe. You could set him up for Daring Do to knock him out.
>...You hope this wouldn't break your teeth.
"Get fucked!"
>You open your mouth and clench down on his fist.

>>30630674
>What you didn't expect is for him to be so surprised by your bite that he squealed like a girl before shaking you off...and through the window.
>"ANON!" Daring Do reached out for you as you began your descent.
>And boy, were you high. Those fifty floors were even higher up than the highest point of what the temple originally was.
"DAMMMIIITTTT!"
>Was all you could yell, as you realized you bit down too hard and caused your own downfall.
>You were about to go out like a salaryman.
"..S-shit.."
>How could you not foresee this?
>How could you...
>"ANON! HOLD ON! I'M COMING!"
>Daring Do?
>Holy shit! She was diving down to catch you.
"DARING DO! HELP!"
>You reached out to her. But she wasn't nearly as quick as Rainbow Dash. She was having trouble catching up.
>"I'M COMING! NGGGGHHH!"
>She was almost there. She was reaching her hoof out for you.
>You shot your hoof up to hers, but you couldn't quite reach. And the ground was coming up pretty damn fast.
>"NGGGH!"
"MNNNGH!"
>...Wait...
"DARING DO!"
>You quickly stop reaching for her hoof, and instead go for your saddle bag and open it up.
>"ANON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! REACH FOR MY HOOF!"
"HOLD ON! WAIT..C'MON..C'MON!..YES!"
>You pull out the grappling hook launcher that BonBon had given you some time ago.
"HEY! DARING DO! CATCH!"
>You attached the grappling hook to your foreleg, and shot it upwards. Daring Do dodged it, getting surprised as to what it was. But when she noticed the rope trailing upwards. She grabbed it and pulled up. Bringing you along with it.
>...Thank you Bonbon.

>>30609258
>He unironically shills for Intel

>>30630690
>"...That...was close. Hah" Daring Do chuckled nervously "That was quite a plan, kid. Where did you even get this kind of grappling hook?"
>...Thank god you even remembered it.
"A friend. I..almost forgot about it actually"
>"Well it's a good thing you remembered. Look, I'm going to take you down to the bottom. It's too dangerous to take you up with me. I don't need you to get hurt."
"What?! But we're a team. Remember?!"
>"Yeah, but that was too close. I don't want you getting hurt. Alright?"
>She didn't want you getting hurt?! But you were so close...both of you were so close to the eye.
>..getting hurt....
>....hurt....wait
"HOLD ON! THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A PLAN!"
>"Kid, if you're talking about using your head again. It isn't happening. Once Ahuizotl sees us flying up. He'll be ready to make the catch. I'm taking you down to the ground"
>No..NO!
>There had to be something you could do. Something that would help.
>If only you had a charge left.
>If only you could use the horn.
>"Maybe if you could use that horn of yours, I'd take you back up. But since you can't use it. There's no reason to put you into any more danger."
>use that horn...
>Could you?.
>....wait....
"DARING DO! YOU'RE A GENIUS!"
>"...Why?! Wait...can you use the horn again?"
"Sort of. Check this out!"
>You plop the horn on your head. Without a charge, it remains as a Nightmare Night prop. And gives you the visage of Sombra.
>"...Woah..Kid, what kind of magic is that?!"
"..The power...of illusion"
>And with that. Daring Do becomes a little more attentive to your words. You explain to her your simple plan. To use this element of surprise to shock Ahuizotl. Before he gets a face full of cranium.

>>30630712
>"You're crazy, kid. You know that?"
"But it's a good plan, right?"
>Daring Do smirks as she starts to rise up, signifying she was ok with it. "It's something. Alright, let's do it"
>Daring Do starts to rise back up towards the broken window. Where a frustrated Ahuizotl is feverishly at work trying to open the safe.
>"BLASTED THING! HOW DARE YOU KEEP ME FROM MY PRECIOUS EYE!" He growled as he uselessly pressed at the buttons.
>Daring Do flew high above the window where she wouldn't be seen as you tangled on the rope. The "Dark" magic flowing ever outward from your brow.
"Ahuizotl!"
>"...Again?! HOW IS IT YOU ARE AS ANNOYING AS THAT DARING...Do?" He turned around, only to see you "hovering" in place. The dark magic covering the rope as you gaze at him with your evil eyes "What is this?!"
"I told you! I am the son of Discord! and I have summoned up my powers to bring you nothing but doom and destruction. I have destroyed that meddlesome Daring Do like an insect. And now..I shall crush you!"
>"I-Impossible! I-I saw you... You and her we're acting like friends!" He was backing up. Afraid that, in fact, with the transformation of the temple, and your odd overflowing magic. That you were in fact, the son of the spirit of chaos.
"And yet here I am. right where the eye happens to be. She served her purpose. But you? You were never needed."
>"W-Wait! You don't need to destroy me! I am willing to forgive your transgressions! Perhaps..we can even be partners!" He tried to bargain with you
"SILENCE! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM! THIS IS THE END FOR YOU AHUIZOTL!"

>>30630742
>"NOOOO! PLEASE! NOOOOO!" He held his arms up to defend himself.
>You tugged at the rope just a tad to alert Daring Do to swing you at him.
>The problem was, Ahuizotl was such in fright that when you got launched and retracted your grappling line. You went passed Ahuizotl. Over his head. And this happened because he fainted right when you flew at him. And so you flew further. Smashing your head into a very elegant bust of some pony.
>You fell to the ground in a daze.
"..G-g-goddammit......dammit..."
>Daring Do flew in a few moments later to see Ahuizotl knocked out on the ground as she saw you slowly getting up. "Kid, you did it! Good wor-...you alright?"
"....Yeah, just wondering if their's a god or not"
>You said as you rubbed your head
>"Which one? There's a whole ton of gods ancient ponies and..most ancient races worshipped."
>..Dammit..
"Ergh..Nevermind. Did I do it thought? Is the guy out?"
>"Out cold. You never cease to amaze, kid. Then again. Ahuizotl has always been kind of a boob. So I guess it isn't that impressive"
>..not impressive?
"What? C'mon. This is my first adventure with you and I took him out. That's gotta be worth something."
>"Mmmmmmm. Ok, I'll let you have it. Beginners luck, but hey. Still earned" She gives you a jokey kind of smirk. And then places her hat on your head. "And, you can wear this for the rest of the adventure. You took him out, so you deserve it"
>...you actually felt touched. It was like an honor.
>even if you weren't a Daring Do fan. Earning someone's respect like that. It felt really nice.
"Thanks Daring Do. I don't know what to say..."
>"Ahh c'mon. Don't get mushy on me now. Besides, we still need to figure out how to get the eye before this guy wakes up"

>>30630769
"..Yeah...but i've been through so many codes. What else could it be..if only there was a set of numbers I could remember that I would have set....but I've used every number I can think of......wait...except for....what did you call Ahuizotl again?"
>"A boob, why?"
>Boob....Boobies.
>...Breasts.
>Gazungas...
>But most importantly...
"Daring Do..you're a genius!"
>"...Because I called him a boob?"
>She was so confused.
>But you? You dashed back to the panel and put in 8008.
>ACCESS GRANTED!
>And then the safe opened. Revealing a monocle piece adorned with golden cobras at it's edge. The lens was a strange glowing purple. and the cobras that went around the eye piece weaved in such a way to make it look like one slithery half of a mask.
"..Exactly...."
>You gazed upon the eye
"is this it?"
>"...Woah..yeah...that's it."
>But then she pondered
>"...How did you get this thing opened? From me calling him boob? Really? That doesn't make any sense"
>.......
"Don't worry about. It's a human thing. ..But wow. I've never seen anything like it. Can it really do what Ahuizotl said it can?"
>"Yeah, most likely"
>You begin to smirk evilly.
"...Are we going to use it on him?"
>Daring Do stopped, and noticed your smirk. She sighed and took the eye "...No, as much as I'd like to. And as much as I wish that I could keep this thing fully intact...." She takes out a small camera to take a few snapshots of it. And then she smashes the eye piece.
"What in the?! Why?! We worked so hard to get it!"
>"And we got it. But it's too dangerous to just give it to a museum as is. I really wanted to keep the thing fully intact. But with guys like Ahuizotl around. I had to at least smash the lens. Trust me, it wasn't easy. But sometimes..you just gotta."

I was kind of expecting that Daring Do would hypnotize Ahuizotl to make him believe that he is the little filly, but oh well, she opted for the boring and moralistic route

>>30631244
Its rumored daring do hooks up with ahuizotl in daring done

>>30630798
Man this was so much fun and anon's indestructible skull always makes me laugh

>>30630769
Ahuizotl is kind of a pussy

>>30632241
He does hang out with cats
he isn't done yet

>>30630632
Daring Do x Ahuizotl is best ship and I'm glad that Erf Anon saw that

>>30630674
Motherly Daring Do shall always warm my heart

>>30632801
MECHA AHUIZOTL CONFIRMED

>>30630798
I fucking loved this adventure both erfanon and DD has been nothing but amazing. Their dynamic is almost as good as erfanon and chrysalis, almost. I just love this man

>>30634283
adventure isnt quite over yet. Ahuizotl still has one last play

>>30634292
Is he gonna charm daring do?

>>30630674
>"I shall, after he tells me how to open this thing" He holds you up to eye level "You! Foal, tell me how to open this contraption. Or I will make sure each of my goons make you feel how you made me feel. We'll all take a turn. And I promise not to show you any mercy before you continue the rest of your life after that as my adorable little daughter"

The fuck did I just walk in to?

>>30635558
Ahui's degenerate fantasies.

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>>30630798
100% Wand approved

>>30635558
Mr. Ahuizotl's wild ride

>>30635725
Man I want to fuck Daring Do so badly

>>30630798
"I guess"
>You were pretty disappointed
"I just wanted to make him think he was a girl or something. Y'know, after he threatened me so much"
>Daring Do chuckled as she ruffled your mane "Don't be such a kid, kid. You should know as a hero, that you can never ever let dangerous things get into the wrong hooves...speaking of which"
>She started to eye your necklace "That horn, you wouldn't mind me having a quick look see, would you?"
"Woah, you wanna wait until we're in bed first?"
>You smirk at her, but she didn't get it
>"What?"
"Er..nothing. Bad joke...umm. Sure, why not? I want to know what the great Daring Do has to say about the horn."
>You remove the necklace from around your neck and give it to Daring Do for inspection.
>"Huh, touching this makes me feel a little...weird. There's some strong enchantments on this, huh?"
"More than that. Unlike some of the other stuff I have from my Dad. The horn itself is directly tied to his power. The necklace though... It's just enchanted with a spell so that it can never be taken off of me if I'm wearing it"
>"That's good. So it means it can't be stolen from you just like that. Hmmm" She took careful note of the necklace itself "This metal is pretty rare, very durable and near unbreakable. I've seen it before. It's the kind of metal that makes up royal crowns and such. I'm going to take a guess that Princess Celestia gave this to you"
"Yeah, that's right. How did you know?"
>"The suns on the necklace. Dead give away"
>...oh
"Right...so what about the horn?"
>"Yeah...it's cheap plastic with a slightly pricy jewel in the inside of it to harness certain magic like a small battery. I'm guessing your father's magic comes through that jewel."
"I...Guess? I never really gave it much thought"

>>30637019
>"Yeah, I'm sure of it. If it wasn't for the necklace, nopony would really realize how valuable it really is. And hmm, it has no power in it right now, as you've said. Shame, I kind of wanted to try it out"
>You scoff at her
"Really? Hypocritical, don't you think?"
>She just shrugs it off with a smirk "Yup, but I didn't want to use it to mess with Ahuizotl, I just wanted to try it out on rope"
>Wut?
"Rope? Why rope?"
>"You'd be surprised how many times I get tied up. Would have been nice to have something set up so I can just break out of it whenever it happens"
>....Tied up a lot ,eh?
>...That made you wonder...
>You started to blush as you spoke
"A lot huh? You...wouldn't have been tied up by living tentacles at all, would you?"
>"Weird question. But yeah, it happened once"
>You gulped, you needed to know more
"What happened...exactly?"
>"Not much, it held me by all four of my legs, and slithered up my shirt to take an idol I had. And if your next question is how did I escape, well..that's simple. The idol had a keyhole , it held a jewel you see, and I said I had the key in my mouth. I tricked the tentacle's master into checking my mouth with one of the monster's tentacles and I bit hard. Thing went nuts, but it let me go and I gave it's controller a good thrashing"
>....That's pretty hot...she took the thing in it's mouth
"..Interesting. "
>"I guess, not one of my finer....are you blushing?" She noticed you staring at her
"U-Uhm...nope. I'm just a little hot, that's all"
>"Look kid, I'm too old for you. And I'm not easily flattered either. You best set your sights somewhere else before your heart gets crushed"
"Hey! I have a marefriend! Thank you very much!"

>>30637097
Erf's lewdest adventure yet.

>>30637097
>Thank god she thought you were just liking the way she looked. And didn't realize the situation she described is what got you off.
>She laughed, and waved her hoof at you "Relax kid, don't take it so personally. I was just messing with you a little. Hmmm" She smiled as she looked at the horn "It's funny. I remember once, at a convention. Two fans, one dressed as me and another as King Sombra, asked me who would win...y'know. Me or King Sombra."
"Ok..first of all. Why is there a guy dressed as Sombra at a Daring Do convention?"
>She shrugged "look kid, I stopped asking those kinds of questions years ago when the body pillows started popping up."
>..Body pillows, eh? You had to make sure to pick up one of those.....for research...you wanted to see how ponies did them.
"Ok then, then secondly. What did you say?"
>"Fans are pretty delicate. If you give them a hard answer. They'll just send letters endlessly to each other about how wrong I am or right I am and it turns into a mess. So I gave them an answer that would imply either one could win and it works out for everypony."
>That makes sense. Fans did become total retards whenever a shitty hard answer was given on anything.
"Gotcha"
>"Yeah, well. Here's your horn back. We should head back to camp, I'm beat. And I don't want to hang around here anymore. I don't do well in corporate settings"
>She tosses the horn back at you, but as you go to catch it. A fisted tail comes between the both of you and nabs it first.
>"WHAT?!"
"SHIT!"

>>30637190
>You both heard loud cackling as Ahuizotl stood in front of the desk. Holding the horn up high in victory "HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THE POWER OF THE DRACONEEQUS IS MINE!"
>"Ahuizotl! When did you-" Daring Do said, before being interrupted
>"Wake up? Aha, Miss Do. I never went down. I merely pretended. I was going to take the eye from you. But after witnessing such fearsome power. I decided to set my sights for something far greater" He snickered in delight
>That fucker! NOW HE BELIEVES?!
"Really?! REALLY?! NOW YOU BELIEVE I'M THE SON OF CHAOS?! SERIOUSLY?!"
>You were fucking pissed. Things would have gone more smoothly if he believed it at the start. You could have scared the shit out of him with proper set up.
>"Indeed, but now that title shall be changed. For now, the great Ahuizotl will become that of a DEITY! And then you two will suffer a worse fate than merely thinking you are what I want you to be. Because now, YOU SHALL BE WHAT I WANT YOU TO BE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>He cackled maniacally. But seriously? This guy was gonna get fucked. He had no power.
"Yeah yeah, Hey Daring Do. You wanna just pummel the guy?"
>Daring Do remembered what you said about the two charges. And gave herself a stretch "Normally I wouldn't want to risk anything. But in this case? I'll do it just because of the principle of the thing"
>"Fools! You think you can stop me? ME! Allow me to show you what true power is!" He growled as he began to place the horn on his head.
"Yeah yeah, whatever. Geez, you're so predicab-GYAH!"
>The moment he put on the horn. A blast of magic spread out. Sending you and Daring Do into the wall.

>>30637219
>"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER! THE CHAOS! IT'S MINE!" Ahuizotl cackled ever louder, deeper, more monstrous as he began to grow. His muscles expanding, his teeth curling, his eyes becoming a solid red. He was turning into a monster. Even his hands had changed to claws. "THE WORLD SHALL BE MINE!"
>"Anon! W-what's going on?! I thought you said the horn was powerless?!" Daring Do was NOT expecting this. Hell, you weren't expecting this!
"IT IS! THE ONLY WAY IT COULD WORK IS.."
>Then your eyes go wide.
>You and Daring Do set out at night
>You got the horn later on
>It took hours for the teleport to actually get you to your destination
>Then there was the time to get the eye
>You look around, and find a large grandfather clock on the opposite end of the bookcase.
>...12:01 AM
>......oh.....fucking...SHIT!
"IT'S PASSED MIDNIGHT!"
>"MIDNIGHT?! WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!" Daring Do yelled out as both of you were pressed harder into the wall from Ahuizotl's magical might.
"THE HORN ALWAYS RECHARGES AT MIDNIGHT. NO MATTER WHAT! IT HAS POWER AGAIN!"
>"WHAT?! HOW DO WE STOP IT THEN?!"
>.....You don't know
"I-I....I DON'T KNOW!"
>"SUCH AMAZING POWER! HAHAHA!" The monstrous Ahuizotl looked towards the both of you with a cruel,sharp toothed grin. And then he pointed at you "Daring Do! I want you to watch this! I want you to see what your fate will be. I want to experience that for once, you will know doom shall come to you as I turn this foal into my true daughter. And then you...a housecat! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Any last words, foal?"
>...only 2
"Fuck you!"

>>30637243
>"I KNOW NOT WHAT THAT MEANS! BUT I FEEL IT'S SOMETHING WORTH A SPANKING OVER. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FREEDOM!" Ahuizotl's hand began to glow. He was going to shoot a transformation ray at you.
>"Anon! Anon! Don't give up! It may seem like our final moment! But there's always a way out!" Daring Do yells at you as she struggles to get out of the wall
>But you don't say a word. You were about to lose. Lose yourself, your family, your friends......
>Your dick....
>Ahuizotl finally released his magical energy towards you
>You close your eyes as the room fills with light
>But rather than a beam hitting you. There is a magical explosion of light and smoke from Ahuizotl's position.
>You and Daring Do fall to the ground
>You grunt as you fall forward. And then you open your eyes to see if you had hands. At least you'd know how to use them. Maybe you could use them to...
>Wait....you still had thought...
>You still had hooves.
>And out of the smoke, the horn came forward, spurting and sputtering magic as it bounced around.
>Finally, it landed in front of you as it fizzled out.
>...The fuck?
>"Anon...you alright?" Daring Do wasted no time in getting up and rushing over to you to make sure you were ok
"..I..think so?"
>You reach over for the horn and immediately put it around your neck.
>"What happened? Was that supposed to happen?" Daring Do peered over at the smoke cloud. She had zero clue as to what was going on.
>Fuck, you had no clue.
"....I...don't know."

>>30637272
>"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" You could hear evil laughter coming from the smoke.
>But it wasn't deep monstrous laughter. It was adorable, girly, sort of squeaky laughter.
>when the smoke cleared. A lolified and rather small Ahuizotl with a more feminine body and cute moppy hair stood where his monstrous form was originally standing.
>He looked...kinda fuckable...
>"VICTORY IS MINE! AND NOW DARING DO......Do....Do?" Ahuizotl reached for his own throat "What is this?! why do I sound like the daughter?!...Wait?!" He looks over to you "Why are you not my Daughter?!"
>You, and Daring Do began to snort with a smirk. Then giggle. Then laugh at what you were looking at.
>"Laughing?! Why the laughing?! Do you both not realize your own doom?! I did not cast a tickle spell and.....wait..." Ahuizotl spots a mirror, and walks up to it. He peered deeply into it before going wide eyed in fright "WHAT?! I HAVE BECOME THE DAUGHTER! HOW CAN THIS BE?!"
>You and Daring Do just exploded in regaled laughter.
>"Ahuizotl! you look so precious! Haha! You want to get a dress to match your eyes or something HAHAHA!" Daring Do couldn't help but mock him
>You picked yourself up from the floor and tapped his back, making him turn towards you
"H-heyahaha Hey babe! Y'know, I got mad whenever you grabbed me before. But now? You can put your hands on me all you want"
>You snickered at him
>He flew into a rage and jumped on you and started strangling you
"EGFGFGHERTER"
>"CHANGE ME BACK! CHANGE ME BACK! CHANGE ME BACK!"
>...This was oddly nostalgic...and very painful.

>>30637301
>Daring Do very gently bites onto Ahuizotl's scruff and pulls him off of you before putting him down and giving him a pet "Calm down little missy. No need to get fussy"
>"But...But I was so close.....I was so close..I could feel all that power..w-what happened..What...What.....WAAAAAAAAHHH!" Ahuizotl started to cry, he couldn't handle such a humiliating loss.
>"Yeah..." Daring Do helped you up as she asked the question "What DID happen?"
>you gave your throat a gentle rub as you gave it some thought.
>Actually, your horn had been acting peculiar since Discord started setting up for his tea time with Fluttershy. He was supposed to have that this morning.
>Or to be more exact. When he went full Mr.Rogers.
"I'm not exactly sure. But the horn hadn't been working right all night. Gonna take a guess that it backfired on Ahuizotl because of a certain issue back home"
>"A certain issue?" She asked, curious as to what you meant
"He's getting ready for a tea party"
>"That's the issue? Really?"
>You shrug
"That's the only thing I can think of. Dad doesn't usually do that sort of thing. It may have messed with his..chaos..or something. I dunno, point is. He picked a good time to do it because we would have been gone otherwise."
>"Yeah...Wow.." Daring Do looked at the crying loli dog. "How long is he going to be like that?
>You shrug
"No idea, but probably not long. Same with this place...It'll all change back eventually"
>"Well then, I think we should head back. We got the eye, we beat the bad guys, and had an adventure. There's nothing more to do."
"I'm with you on that. And I'm...super..tired. Today has been a real trip."
>"Alright, come close so I can pick you up. I'll fly more gently this time. Since we're not trying to escape with our lives." Daring Do steps close to you and lowers herself so you can ride her.

>>30637349
>"W-wait!...you're just going to leave me?" Ahuizotl said with a cute and pitiful expression
>"Yep, you can get down on your own" Daring Do said without a care to him.
>"B-but...I'm too small to get back down the elevator shaft...p-pwease...pwease don't leave me here" Ahuizotl gives the both of you big soft eyes.
>Sad you were taken...the things you could try with those five hands of his...hers...whatever.
>Daring Do rolled her eyes and sighed "Fine...get on. You're ok with this, right Anon?"
"Yeah I guess. But you have to promise to be good, ok?"
>Ahuizotl nodded as he cheered "Ok! Mhmm! I promise!"
"Good, ok, we're good to go!"
>And with that, Daring Do flew out through the window and touched down on the ground near the building. She could already see many of the goons had made an exit of their own. She lowers herself to let Ahuizotl off as she looks down at him. "There, you're outside. Safe and sound."
>"Oh thank you Daring Do! Thank you!" He curtsies to her. It was cute...it really was
"And remember your promise. Ok?"
>"Oh yes Mr.Foal sir! I promise not to do anything bad, or cruel, or mean, or-" As he said this, he suddenly poofed into his old self "insane, or vicious, or world...ending" Ahuizotl slowly stopped when he heard his old voice. He looked at his hands. Then looked at the both of you with a blank expression.
>You both stared back.
>It was silent for a moment.
>"GET THEM! GET THEM NOW!" Ahuizotl pointed at the both of you
>"Time to go! Hang on tight, Kid!" Daring Do flies off as fast as she can before Ahuizotl's cats or goon squad have any time to realize what's going on.
>You could hear in the distance "NEXT TIME DARING DO! NEXT TIME!"

and tomorrow will be the final stuff. nothing too much. Just the comfy ending.

>>30637387
Shit man that Ahuizotl REALLY wanted to be the little girl

>>30637387
I'm pretty sure that with the condition of still having his mind, erf's anon would love to be that strange ahuizotl's daughter, if anything because the guy could use those hands for a fuckton of thins, both mundane and lewd

>>30637387
>Lil' girl Ahuizotl wasn't a permanent thing
I have never been more saddened about something in my life

>>30638410
>Ahuizotl's tail-hand reaches into your dress and begins slowly pumping at your shaft while he makes you call him daddy
Now I'm not saying it's gay, but it's totally gay.

And I'm okay with that.

>You nod precisely as you stand.
“Let's just get on with this shit.”
>Walking to the portal and stopping just before it, you glare into its depths, only to see the shifting, shimmering light staring right back at you.
>”That's the spirit!” She says joyfully before twisting her head quickly, smacking you in the back of the head with her hair, throwing you off balance, and sending you face first into the portal.
>To your surprise, you come out clean on the other side instantly, revealing a completely different location. Of course, you didn't get to really make anything out since the portal was apparently vertical coming out, allowing you to face plant hard into a floor of smooth stone.
>Fuck...that hurt.
>Standing, you look around your environment. It seemed that you were in some kind of clock tower. Not like the ones back on Tetra, dilapidated and crumbling at the touch, but rather one that seemed to be made completely out of a singular mass of stone. While you say it looked like a clock tower, it was much more like a castle than anything, the only thing tipping you off being the massive gears surrounding you.
>Looking to the place you smacked your face off of on the floor, you see your own reflection, revealing a small gash on your forehead. Not anywhere near cause for concern, but it was deep enough to allow a small drop of blood to fall from the wound to the shiny floor.
>Fuck.
>Just when you thought she was done being a bitch, there she goes again. Angrily focusing on the wound on your head in the reflection, you will it to patch itself. Like ribbons, layers of first fat, then skin stretch and grow across the gash and root themselves in their appropriate places. After the skin and fat were done binding themselves to the other fibers, you grow out the fur in that area back to normal length.
>And just like that, good as new.

>>30639629
>Now, where the fuck was that bitch? Taking a sweeping glance all around you, you realize the real extent of the room you're in. There was at least ten meter’s worth of distance between you and any point of the wall of the circular room. And as far as you could tell, it was infinitely tall, since all you could see was maybe thirty meters up before all of the moving clockwork blocked you from seeing any further. Far in front of you was a staircase that led up the tower, spiraling clockwise and consisting of slabs of rounded stone that jutted out from the wall. Hmm. That's probably where you need to go since there was no exit in sight.
>But where the fuck is KK? She should have followed you through the portal. Or at least you really hoped that she did so you could give her some shit. But alas, no such being was in sight. You sigh irritably. Up the stairs you go then, you guess.
>Trudging your way to the stairs and slowly up them, hugging the wall to your left due to the lack of a railing, you notice where the staircase was leading. There was a small path at the same height as the gears and mechanisms, that connected the staircase you were on to another one that led further up on the adjacent side of the tower.
>Once you reach the top of the stairs, you realize something slightly concerning. The pathway you had to walk across was inconsistently being blocked by three massive, bronze, swinging pendulums, all in a row and moving at different rates.
>You say only slightly concerning since none of them were really swinging fast enough to catch you off guard. At most they were a minor inconvenience. The thing that really concerned you was how high it was. Getting hit with one of those wouldn't do shit, but there was fuck all you could do if you took a heart attack on the way down, should you fall. The stairs didn't bother you so much since there was a wall for you to hug on your way up, but here, there was nothing.
>You shakily let out a breath.

>>30639637
>Fuck your life.
>With slow and precise steps, you make your way onto the catwalk of death. You look only at the walkway beneath you. Nothing below that, or to the side. Only the walkway. You proceed forward until you hear a shift in the air to your left. Stopping dead in your tracks, you feel the first of the pendulums swing not even an inch from your head in front of you.
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, you forgot about those.
>Quickly breaking yourself out of your paralysis, you swiftly move past that dead zone and forward once more, this time more cautions of your hearing as you stare headlong into the smooth stone.
>Once again, you come to a point where you feel a shift in the air, this time from your right. Stopping, the pendulum misses you by only an inch once again, but from behind this time, blowing your tail aside in its wake.
>Fuck. Thankfully it didn't hit you, but you misjudged. It should have been in front of you. You couldn't fucking focus on not being terrified and judge where they were at the same time. One more slip up and you could be a fucking pancake.
>Alright, you just had to do it and fucking dedicate to it.
>Raising your gaze slowly from the walkway to the wall, about five meters away, you see the last pendulum out of your peripheral vision. It was coming back down from one of its swings, and, in fact, passes the walkway only two meters in front of you. You thought you saw something on it, but you couldn't give two shits about that at the moment.
>Taking your chance, you run straight to where you were looking, nearly slamming into the wall with your momentum. As you get there, you hug the the wall with your side, eyes shut and legs giving out, leaving you lying at the end of the walkway, simply happy you weren't a fucking flapjack.

>>30638707
What about cuddling with loli ahuizotl?

>>30639629
Wut? Ano's world is filled with ruins?

>>30639629
AW SHIT THIS ANON HAS A SICK ASS REGEN FACTOR. Seriously tho it will be fun to see how that plays out on the future and what's the limit of that ability

>>30639644
It's shit. Get out.

>>30639824
>rutting her while her tail-hand fondles your balls and fingers your asshole

>>30640728
you're all pervy as fuck

>not tickling and milking Anon at once

>>30639824
dude she has 5 hands, imagine the cuddling possibilities with a loli Ahuizotl

>>30641754
>She hugs you close with her arms and legs, rubbing her cheeks against yours as her tail hand gently runs through your mane and gently gives head scratches

>>30641896
>TFW Loli Auizotl has been lost forever
You gave me something beautiful and took it away. Why, erf? ;_;

>>30639644
When is Ano going to get magically raped by KK?

>>30639644
I like the setting and how you described it, the atmosphere is very palpable, at the same time I do enjoy reading your Anon since he is very different from almost every other one

>>30637387
Not gonna lie I'm kind of dissapointed that little girl Ahuizotte will never appear again.

>>30642249
>loli ahuizotl will never watch a scary movie with you, act like she isn't scared, but her tail will instinctively reach over and hold on to your hoof for comfort.
>She will never hold you down with her tail as she tickles your tum tum
>She will never look at you, shy and blushing, with her arms behind her back as she uses her tail to raise mistletoe above herself.
>She will never team up with you to show those stupid colts from down the street how to really snowball fight
>You will never hold her hand
>You will never know her inexplicable hatred for Indiana Jones

>>30637387
>You eventually reach the camp. Daring Do leans down to let you off.
>"Ugh, these clothes" Daring Do rips off her suit, revealing her classic shirt under it. She picks out a small flashlight and turns it on to be able to see in the darkness of the camp. "Alright kid, I'm going to get some sleep. But let me get you some water first so you can go home, how much do you need exactly?"
>What? Home...
>But...that's it? Not even a goodbye?
"That's it?"
>"Yeah...huh?" Daring Do looks back over to you, she could see your sad face and your ears drooped. "Oh Anon, c'mon. What's wrong?"
>...Maybe you shouldn't have been so sentimental about it. But, you felt this close connection to her. At least, as a rad partner.
"..I d-dunno..I just thought there'd be like. A sleepover or something. Or...y'know. A celebration for a job well done that..."
>You yawn
"..That I'm guess I'm too tired for...but still, I thought we were a team"
>"Anon, honestly? I never want to team up with you again"
>...w-what?
>...That actually...really hurt...
>You looked to the side as you whimpered..After all that. the humming, the chats, the banter...
"...oh....."
>Daring Do cringed, it was like she knew she said something wrong. "Anon, that's not what I meant. C'mon..I thought you were more mature than that"
>You just sat there silently
>Daring Do walked over to you and placed her hoof gently on your head as she gave you a gentler look "Kid..look. What I meant by that is..well. I just don't want you to get hurt. Or anypony really. These aren't games, it isn't meant to be a fun adventure. It is to the readers, but it's always dangerous..and one day...I might not come back from it. But there's always artifacts to find out there, and sometimes? It's better for me to find them in case they have the power to end the world."

>>30644226
>you look up at her, teary eyed.
"So..we did have a rad adventure then?"
>Daring Do gave out a tired sigh "Yes...we had a "rad" adventure. And yes, if we HAD to team up again, I would without a single complaint. I acknowledge that you are the hero colt. But let's not try to make this a regular thing. Alright kid?"
"And..and.."
>You look up at her with a small sad smile, as your ears begin to perk up a little
"We're friends right?"
>Daring Do was ridiculously surprised. She didn't expect you to act so childish all of a sudden. "Yeah, we're friends. And...." She sighs and begins to gently rub her hoof through your mane. Which felt very relaxing "If you want to meet up again, and maybe swap some stories and chat or something. There's going to be a con in Las Pegasus in a month or so. I'm guessing you, as the hero colt and the son of chaos, wouldn't have any trouble getting there, right?"
"Totally and....ahhh...I'm going to have to hang out with Rainbow Dash too, aren't I?"
>Daring Do shrugged "Sorry kid, can't be too greedy. it's the curse of friendship" She giggled a little "What's your problem with Rainbow Dash anyway?"
>oh, she wanted to know? hrn..you wondered what she would think.
"She's super arrogant, and thinks she's the best, and all that stuff. I mean, she's not the worst pony. We're friends and all. But you know."
>"Y'know, I remember reading a few quotes from the papers about you. One that stuck out is that you can be pretty "High and Mighty"...Is that true?" She gives you a smirk
>....Sweetie Belllleeeee!
"...I guess it depends on who you ask...."
>She let's out a small laugh "I guess so. Ahh, kid. You're alright. Look, I just want you to go because it'll be safer that way. I got to get up early to get everything packed up before Ahuizotl gets around to hunting me down. And from what I also read, you're not a morning person"
>..Wait.....dammit...well...
"Shouldn't you go now then? What if he's after you now?"

>>30644261
>She shrugs "Dog breath isn't going to make a move when it's this dark. And he's probably still traumatized from all that craziness. It'll be safer for me to move out when there's actual light outside. Even I know not to travel around in the jungle in pitch darkness."
>But can you even go home? You could...but with Discord being so weirdly...off. It might be safer to wait as long as you can. At least until the tea party. Maybe Fluttershy could figure out what got into him. Because with the horn malfunctioning and your room being different. You didn't want to have to sleep in it.
>Also..you kind of wanted to spend a little more time with Daring Do. She had this..aura about her. The last time you went on a super full fledged adventure was with Chrysalis. Daring Do surprisingly was just as endearing as Chrysalis was during dimensional adventure. And if this was going to be the last time you got to hang out with her for a month. You might as well get your time's worth.
"Well, my Dad has been acting weird. And with the horn malfunctioning and whatnot. I-I wouldn't mind spending the night with you. I promise to get up when you need me to"
>you have her an adorable pout.
>"...Seriously? Whoever said you were "High and Mighty" was dead wrong. You're like a puppy...a puppy...wait" She narrows her eyes at you "You don't have a crush on me. do you? I mean seriously..do you?"
>...n-no
>you were all for your s-sweet Diamond Tiara!
>....You weren't a degenerate horndog who wouldn't look away if tentacles suddenly sprung up and...
"N-no! No! Why would you say that! I am loyal, to my princess! Diamond Tiara!"
>......that'll work..right? you were loyal to Diamond Tiara...it's not like you wanted to maybe see how'd she react to a bunch of tentacles...appearing..and..

>>30644307

>"Cute...alright. Let's get some sleep then." Daring Do opens up her tent and leads you inside. It was pretty big and roomy. Daring Do went to the side to look for something. "Let's see if we can't make you a makeshift bed..."
>You just sit there as she rummages through cloths and such. But all of them, to her, were rough and uncomfortable.
>You look at her roll out bed, and point to that. before even realizing what that could mean.
"What about that bed?"
>"Huh?" Daring Do looked at it for a moment, then at you "You realize we'd have to snuggle really close, right? that only really fits one adult. I'm just asking because I don't want to invade your space or anything like that. I still think I can make you something If I look hard enough"
>...Sleep night and snugly?
>With Daring Do?
>....RD would be soooooo jealous
>And she'd probably be sooo warm.
>You hide your smile as you walk under the blanket, lay down, and turn around to poke your head out.
"I don't mind. I cuddle with my aunt all the time"
>..You didn't care how lame that sounded. You...were...going..to..cuddle..with..DARING DO!
>Daring Do walked over to you after removing her clothing, finding it a little odd that your demeanor changed so suddenly. "Well..if you don't mind. Just squeeze over to the right for a second so I can fit."
>You do so, and you could feel her carefully squeeze herself in. Her body pressing you to the out edges of the blanket as she zips up the roll out bed.
>Holy shit...she was nude.....you were sleeping with NUDE PONY.
>Ok..well..all the ponies were nude but..she usually had clothes on!

>>30644563
>And she was sooooo warm.
>She held you close with her forelegs and closed her eyes. "You alright Anon. Are you comfortable?"
"..Y-yeah. I mean..yeah."
>"Not too tight?"
"No, I'm comfy"
>Daring Do couldn't help but smile. It was suddenly like taking care of a nice little foal. Not that she wanted that as a career or anything. But she found it heart warming. "Goodnight, kid. I'll see you in a few hours."
>You could feel her cuddle you closer, as if to protect you from the darkness of the night.
>You sighed. You started to get those feelings you got when you nearly touched Fluttershy lewdly during your first days in Equestria.
>You couldn't even bring yourself to even try touching Daring Do lewdly...not even once
>...Dammit
"Goodnight Daring Do...Today was really cool"
>She closed her eyes and rested her head gently above yours. "It was..." She says with a soothing sigh, and then yawns "Maybe..mnnn..maybe tomorrow. We'll take a picture together, that way we'll always remember this adventure"
>awww...dammit. you couldn't even bring yourself to actively shove that in Rainbow Dash's face. Though if she ever saw the picture and asked about it on her own. You'd probably do that.
"I'd like that...."
>"Ok...we'll...do that before you go...mnnn"
>You both were drifting off to sleep.
>Your mind went out, with the feeling of Daring Do keeping you warm and safe from the jungle just outside the camp.

i fell asleep on this guys. I'll finish tomorrow

>>30644621
My fucking heart!

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>>30644621
My boner went from "Oh yes I remember why I like tentacle pics" to "Nevermind this is comfy as fuck, call the heart and tell him he's a faggot" as it dies.
This is why my waifu is best

>>30644621
This was probably one of my favorite events in the story. Thanks erf

Which colt would you cum inside of?

>>30625879
lol
I delidded my 7700k and put liquid ultra on it. Fucking 20C difference in temps.

>>30644621
I honestly didn't expect DD to be so cudly I mean Anon sure he is like a professional at this point but DD was a cute surprise

>>30644109
Damnit Erf now I REALLY want loli ahuizotl

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>>30646175
PhD is the most fuckable

>>30646175
Alberto

bampu

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>>30644621
Had a lot of fun with these chapters, for what DD said it seems like we will never see this pair again, that makes me sad since Erf's Anon and Daring Do make a super fun team and have a dynamic as good as he had with Chrysalis. Ahuizotl was a lot of fun too, kinda wished he stayed as the little gal but I understand why he didn't. This was great erf

>>30648712
Yeah I'm sad about that too really loved the dynamics between erf's and daring do I kind of was hoping to see anon rubbing this on rainbow's face too

>>30649418
lets not get too complicated fellas. This one shot was just DD focused

The Adventures of the Chaos Colt!

Chapter 8 - Cute, Colorful, Icky Fillies

>”Mmmm! This is really good! It’s like, having a hot and cold meal at the same time.”
“I know, right! I just came up with it a while ago during meal time. I had a little help from Chef Discord.”
>”A bit crunchy, but creamy and smooth! You’re getting pretty good at this chaos thing already. Thanks to me, of course.”
>This is really fun! You’ve never shared meal time with somepony else besides Dad. Oh! You can’t stay still in your seat. It’s so exciting that you don’t even feel like eating anymore. Dad should really get more friends and invite them over.
>Eris decided to turn your home theater into a temporary diner after you suggested the Hay Sandwich Ice Cream meal. With everything to a jukebox, Eris clones on rollerskates asking and serving food, a bar with clones drinking cider or coffee, and chatting of different conversations. Some of the clones are grooving and jamming to the jukebox.
>It feels really cozy with the plush red couch-like seats, the fun menu with a coloring section, and lots of wacky and cool foods to eat. You take another bite of your ice cream and take a blue crayon, coloring in a picture of a void worm.
>”Whatcha doing over there?” Eris extends her neck around the table and looks at you coloring in the worm. “Huh, for a spirit of chaos, you’re pretty tidy. Thought you would have just scribbled all over the picture.” While still coloring it in, you talk to your friend.
“But if I scribble all over it, you wouldn’t be able to tell what it is.”

>>30649723

>Eris’ neck pulls back to its original length. Her tongue extends out, wraps around a scoop of ice cream, and pulls it into her mouth. “Mmmmm! You have great taste, Anon. I have to say.” She continues to chew her food and speak at the same time.
>“Yeah, but, isn’t that the fun of it, trying to tell… Mmm… What it is over all the mess and craziness?” You put the crayon down and tap your chin.
“I guess if it’s not THAT messy, but I rather just color it in nice and neat, so I can do this!”
>You start to add on to the picture of the worm, giving it a scary face, with extra spikes and horns, and a little bubble that says “RAAAAAWR! I’M HUNGRY!”. While you keep making your picture scarier and awesome, Eris thinks back to what you said a moment ago.
>”Chef Discord?” Eris swallows her food and raises an eyebrow. “What, does the old coot have clones around the house that do that sort of stuff? Tsk, copying me as always.” Your friend rolls her eyes as she pokes and plays with the scoops in her bowl with her talon.
>You pick up the green crayon and start highlighting the border of the worm.
“I dunno, it seems like you do a lot of things that Dad does.”
>Eris gasps and folds her arms. “I do not! My clones are all one of a kind and not lame.” Right as she says that, the Eris waitress comes by. She has a diner uniform on with a pencil on her ear, and a notepad in her uniform pocket.
>”How’s the food doin’? Good? Oh my!” The waitress Eris leans over and looks at your drawing. “Whata’ wonderful picture that is! You’re such ah’ cutie!” She pinches your cheek, making you groan as you give an angry pout.”

>>30649729

“Mnggggg!”
>”What a good fella’.” The waitress turns to Eris and puts her paw on her hip while pointing her talon. “You his sista’?”
>The real Eris giggles and waves her paw dismissively. “Oh ho ho no! I’m just his best friend! Emphasis on best.” She gives a warm smile and teleports next to you, wrapping an arm around your body. Eris gives you a cocky grin while you rub your abused cheek.
>”Oh I know you are the best, darlin’. Well, enjoy your meals!” The waitress gives a friendly grin and walks over to the next table to get their orders. She looks back and waves at you. “Bye cutie!”
“Hnnng… Come on, I’m not THAT cute.”
>Eris chuckles and shakes her head. ”Whatever you say, lil’ dude. Anyways, see what I mean? My clones aren’t lame and old.” You go back to drawing and keep conversing. Oh! Let’s give the worm a giant laser cannon! Pew pew!
“I dunno, seems something Dad would usually do. His clones have their own characters and stuff. Like, Game Show Discord is sort of a teacher, but teaches everything in a game show! It’s pretty fun.”
>”Let me guess, ‘Chef Discord’ cooks things? Please. The fun of it is getting to know the clones. You don’t know their personality or what they do unless you talk to them or watch them do something cool. Just naming a clone already ruins the fun.”
>Maybe give the worm some really cool bat wings! Yeah!
“Hmmm… I guess. But then it’s boring if they all have the same name. If you gave your clones numbers instead of names, that’d be super lame.”

>>30649735

>Eris chuckles nervously and taps her talon claws against the table. “R-Right! Totally lame. Um…” Your friend blushes and turns away, whistling and look around for the waitress.
>And done! Your picture looks super mean and scary. You have to show her your masterpiece.
“Hey Eris, check out my worm! Cool, isn’t it?”
>She turns back, takes a good look at it, and rubs her chin. With a snap of her talons, she puts on a beret and a scarf while pleasingly nodding to your artwork. Her mouth forms into a sly grin as she snaps again, causing her outfit to disappear. “Hey, that’s pretty awesome AND chaotic. Way better than a bunch of scribbles.”
“Mhm! Awww. I already colored everything on this side. Oh! I wonder if there’s more on the other side.”
>You flip the kids menu over, revealing a picture of a really old looking Discord, hunched over and leaning against a cane. Oh… Just looking at the silly picture makes you… Miss him more. You put down the crayon and stare at the picture with a frown.
>”Hey Anon, you okay?” She notices you staring at the picture of Discord. She places her paw on your hoof. “Don’t worry. We’ll find that old coot, even if we have to go to the end of Equestria.” You sniffle and wipe your eyes.
“M-Mhm. I h-hope he’s okay…”
>Eris takes her paw off your hoof and waves it dismissively. “Pfff, even if he’s a geezer, he can take care of himself. He’ll be fiiiine.” The waitress comes back with the bill.
>”Ya know what, the meal’s on the house! You’s just the most amazin’ girl I’ve eva’ met, and your friend is such an adorable lil’ guy!” The waitress’ talon creeps towards your face, making your eyes widen as its size increases the closer it got.

>>30649741

>NO! NOT THE CHEEK PINCHES! NO MOOOOORE!
“Nooo- Agh! Mnnggg!”
>”Such a cutie… I just wanna eat him up!”
>The real Eris pulls out a bunch of clams from a random pocket on her fur coat. She drops them onto the clone’s paw. “Here’s a tip for being such an amazing waitress. Keep the change.” She winks.
>”Oh ho ho, you’re too sweet. Have a crazy day!” The waitress does a spin on her rollerskates, and skates into the kitchen.
“I know you’re doing that on purpose… Owww…”
>Eris twiddles her thumbs while looking away and holding in her laughter. “I have no idea what you’re talking about! Peheheheh...” You roll your eyes and go back to finishing up your ice cream.
“Um, Eris, since it’s meal time, Dad always tells me a story about his day. All the crazy stuff he does, or the crazy creatures he meets. Can you tell me a story?”
>Your ears perk up and yours eyes brighten.
“Oh! I know!”
>You place your front hooves on the table, lean on it, and wag your tail.
“Tell me how you know those alicorn princesses!”
>”You mean Chili and Lulu? Ehhhh… Alright.” You tilt your head confusingly.
“Chili and Lulu? Why Chili?”
>”Because Chili controls the sun! Get it, because the sun is really hot?” You roll your eyes.
“You’re super duper weird.”
>”Pfff, whatever… I’ll tell you the story, only because I’m REALLY good at telling them, okay?” You happily nod. “Better listen closely, I won’t repeat myself twice.” She clears her throat and leans in close to from across the table, but pauses.
>”Wait, just telling the story is really boring and lame. Hmmm…” Eris looks over to the crayons and the kids meal. “Heeeeey… I got it!” A large piece of white paper glides through the air and lands perfectly infront of you on the table.

>>30649748

>”How about you draw the characters, and I’ll use my powers to just SHOW you what happened. Know what I’m sayin’?” Your draconequus friend snaps her talon casually and points to you.
“Hey, that sounds like fun and a great idea!”
>This is exactly like how meal time is! Dad always shows or tells stories in different styles. Eris says she’s a lot different, but that’s a bunch of daisies.
>”Now, I need you to draw two little filly versions of those alicorns you saw when your dad got whooped. Just imagine what you think they looked like as baby princesses.”
“I think I’ll need more colors for this.”
>Using your powers, you expand the crayon box, and poof up more colors to use for the drawing.
“There we go!”
>Now, what would Celestia and Luna look like as fillies? Icky, yucky, fillies… Hmmm… Celestia was bigger, so how about… You make her smaller as a filly! She had a super duper growth spurt! Yeah! That’s silly.
>And so you draw a small white filly with flowing colored hair. Hmmm, let’s keep the crown, but none of that armor stuff. It was cool and all, but fillies don’t wear armor. At least, not the normal ones. Maybe you could make some cootie resistant armor against fillies.
>Eris tries to take a peep at your coloring, but you cover the paper with your forelegs.
“No looking until I finish!”
>She retracts and lays back cooly. “Alright, alright. Take your time, buddy.”
>Oh! And Luna said she likes to eat a lot of cake! Make her face and body a bit pudgy and goofy. There we go… Let’s make her face silly and goofy! Tongue sticking out, and eyes all separated.
“Okay, I finished Celestia. Let me do Luna and I’ll show you.”
>”Doooon’t wooooory. Take all the time you need. Considering your creativity, I bet they’ll be awesome.”
“Mhm! Just you wait!”

>>30649755

>Luna Luna Luna… She’s smaller, so let’s make her the opposite of Celly! A bit bigger, skinnier… You feel like she would wear a bib. A black bib with a moon symbol on it. Okay, almost done. Luna seemed a lot more serious than Celly. Let’s give her an angry face, like, suuuuper angry. She’s a tall, grumpy filly.
>You add the crown, no armor, just like with her sister. Flowing, stary, darkish, glistening mane that reminds you so much of a beautiful night sky.
“Aaaaand… Done! Close your eyes.”
>”Pfff, closing eyes is for squares. I’ll just do this.” Eris pops off her eyeballs and covers them with her paw and talon. “Okay, ready when you are.” You flip over the parchment so it faces your friend and hold the top with your mouth.
>Before you can tell her to look, all the clones peak over, and notice the drawing. They all stop dancing, talking, working, just to come over and look at the picture. From the looks of it, they’re all trying their hardest to contain their laughter.
>”Oh sweet Tartarus! That’s too good!”
>”PAHAHAHAH! Look at Celestia!”
>”Pffff, Luna looks like she’s had better days. Or worse!”
>Eris pops on her eyeballs and looks at the crowd with furrowed brows. “Hey! Don’t spoil it!” She turns and faces you. “I wanna see for my- OH MY GOSH!” And all the Eris’ can’t hold off any longer, all bursting out into laughter.
>One Eris inflates and explodes, another turns into a hyena and starts cackling. Each clone shows off a different way to express their giggles, while the real Eris just stares with a big grin.
>”They’re perfect, Anon. I wouldn’t have done it any better! Then again, maaaaybe a little better…” She raises her paw, causing all the clones to freeze. With a snap, they all disappear, and so does the cackling. “Don’t want anything or anyone interrupting the story, especially myself.”
>You beam a smile and turn the paper back towards you.

>>30649763

“I knew you’d love it! I made them super silly.”
>She nods. “Of course I do. Now, I have to do this part myself, because I know how to draw myself better than anypony.” Crayons start to fly out of the box, and instantly start to draw a very detailed and exactly picture of Eris on the paper.
>Once that was done, the crayons began to draw and color in a beautiful and big forest, with a giant castle right behind the two fillies. All with a beautiful blue sky, clouds, and some animals here or there in the trees.
“Whooooaa! It’s so pretty!”
>”There we go. Just had to add a few fine details to finish it off.” With a proud smile, Eris pats her talon and paw together as if she’s cleaning off dust from them.
“Does it mean that it’s-”
>”You bet it’s story time, my cute compadre.” C’mon, just when you thought she was done with calling you cute…
>”Peheheh! Never gets old. Ahem, anyways!”
>Here we go! She’s about to start! Shhh, Anon! Calm down and just listen. You sit back and conjure up some popcorn, eagerly munching away and watching as the piece of paper floats up like a screen.
>“Know how most stories start at the beginning, or even at the end? This one starts right in the middle of another story; the story of how Equestria was made… From my perspective!”
>The crayon picture starts to come to life. The clouds start to slowly drift in the sky, the wind moves the green leaves gently, and the fillies start to play around, giggling together.

>>30649770

Finally shipped out this small update I had wrote months ago, but never got around to editing due to stuff coming up. I actually added a lot more to this snippit tonight than it previously had.
Hope you guys like this small update. Any feedback or comments is appreciated. It might be a tad rusty, so feel free to call out anything that seems out of place or not usual.

>>30649770
Holy shit the cutest colt is back!

>>30649770
>Once that was done, the crayons began to draw and color in a beautiful and big forest, with a giant castle right behind the two fillies. All with a beautiful blue sky, clouds, and some animals here or there in the trees.
This is adorable, your Eris is a little whacky girl with a heart of gold and I just love her because of that

>>30649755
>Now, what would Celestia and Luna look like as fillies? Icky, yucky, fillies
Nigga is super gay

>>30644621
>And so, the night passes into day.
>"Kid...Hey Kid...wake up"
>You lay there, snoring.
>"Geez, they weren't kidding about how hard you sleep. Well...Kid, this is more your fault than mine"
>You feel a cold liquid suddenly splash into your face. Sending you upward in cold shock as you fall back onto the ground. Right on your head.
>"It's a good thing your head is made of sterner stuff...what a way to wake up. It was just some water"
"...Ughhh..."
>You slowly open your eyes, then close them as sunlight hits her face. You had to very slowly open your eyes.
>You could see that Daring Do had mostly everything packed up. Seems she was only going to take the essentials back with her.
>you look back at her to see her wearing her trademark hat and shirt. And a large pack on her back.
"Is it morning already?"
>"Kid, it's noon. I can't believe how hard you sleep. I accidentally dropped a peg on your face when I was packing up the tent and you still were snoring."
>..That explains the slight sting you were suddenly feeling
"..Cripes...erm. Well darn, sorry. I would have helped you pack if I woke up sooner. Really...really sorry about that"
>Dammit, how could you oversleep. You've seen the episode with Daring Do meeting the Mane 6. And you've seen how she doesn't take too much bullshit first hand. You didn't want to lose her respect.
>She just sighs as she adjusts her hat "Relax kid, I'm used to this. I was just surprised. That's all. In any case, I have to get going. So let's make this quick."
>..wut?
"Make what quick?"
>She points to a barrel with a camera set up. With a line attached to it that was connected to a button.
"Oh yeah!"
>Daring Do went and sat where she thought was the perfect spot to take the picture. You walked up to her side and looked at the camera.
"Is this good?"

>>30650627
>"I'm not too good at this whole group shot thing. But I've taken enough pictures on artifacts to know that certain details are important to a picture. And There...is one thing missing from all this"
"What is it?"
>She takes her hat off, and plants it right on your head.
>"There we go. Now it's perfect"
>Her hat? Aww...
>Now you wanted Daring Do to stick around Ponyville. Fuck, going on another adventure with her would be fucking rad.
>heh, something you sure you could "accidently" set up.
>"Alright, now look at the camera, smile, and say....hmmmm...Adventure!"
"Got it!"
>"alright, on 1....3.....2....1! ADVENTURE!"
>"Adventure!"
>and the snapshot is taken
>After that. Daring Do informs you that she'd mail the picture to you later after she gets it developed. She takes her hat
back. Packs up the camera. And gives you a gentle little hug. "Anon, you're a good kid. Brave, stron-....Smart. and I guess, you're pretty fun to be around...for a kid."
>you just tell her in an arrogant tone
"Yeah, I guess you're ok too. I mean, if my horn was working. I would have been able to do this all on my own"
>Daring Do chuckled at that "Really now? So you're saying that you could solve any situation and win any fight with that thing? No matter what?"
>You nod
"Yeah, it's all poweNGH!"
>Daring Do flips you on your back and presses her hoof on the horn itself. "Quick Scenario before I go. Ahuizotl has his hand pressed on your chest and your horn. You can't reach it. He can crush you...or probably just tie you up like he usually does. What do you do?"
>D-dammit
"This isn't fair!"
>"Life isn't fair, kid" She smirks back at you
"Well...I'd...do something like...THIS!"
>You try rubbing your hooves on her leg to tickle her. But she doesn't even flinch
>"Yeah, nice try." She removes her hoof from your chest , still smirking "Gotta work on that, Anon. You're not definitely not invincible."
>Ugh...
"..Yeah yeah..."

>>30650762
>"Heh, well. See you around Anon." Daring Do bucks the barrel she had sat her camera on, knocking it open and spilling water everywhere.
>you could feel the cool water flow along your sides as you get up and dust yourself off.
"Seeya around Daring Do. Oh, is this going to be a book by any chance?"
>"Kid, I don't think anypony could handle temples turning into office buildings, a ghost trick, or the fact I teamed up with the hero colt himself. Trust me, I know the fans would wreck the convention for everypony else just due to that."
>You definitely understood that..fucking ponyfags.
"Gotcha"
>And with that, Daring Do gave one last goodbye before taking off.
>You yourself. You used your map to return home through the large puddle.
>When you arrived. You had noticed everything had returned to normal.......normal by your standards.
>you were happy to see the floor door.
>And you could hear talking and giggling. Even singing.
>You went over, and slowly opened the door.

>>30650792
>You had to turn your head just right to see....Fluttershy and Discord having a good time. As some of the room melted...and the tea was singing.
>......cripes...
>Still. The moment was too adorable. And Discord looked like he was having a super good time. Hell, seeing Fluttershy here. She looked really happy just being in his company.
>....Maybe..she could become your mom?...was that happening?
>Nah...
>Seeing them happy. You decided to hold back from messing with Discord about what had occured when you went tea leaf hunting.
>Though, you weren't going to let Fluttershy go back home either. Not until she was done with the party and you got to show her your room.
>That would be so cool!...as long as she never opens the fucking blinds.
>And so you closed your door, and waited. Feeling happy for Discord as you heard them chat and laugh together.
>And as you thought about it further.
>Yeah...never mind. You were totally going to show Rainbow Dash that picture once it arrived. That'll show her you physically fine!

The end.

>>30650802
It was shit.

>>30650802
This was fucking great

>>30650802
>tfw Daring Mom will never ever happen
Why live

>>30650802
aw shit erf this adventure was one of your finest ones

>>30650762
>Daring Do flips you on your back and presses her hoof on the horn itself
>"Well...I'd...do something like...THIS!"
>You waggle your eyebrows until she becomes too uncomfortable to persist
>The hoof that was on your horn suddenly feeling very dirty to her

>>30650762
That could be fun, Erf's Anon creating and setting up adventure for him and Daring Do to go through

>>30649723
These clones can be used for so many lewds and in so many different ways that I'm surprised and dissapointed that no one has written a lewd with that.

>>30649748
That's a good question are the clones self-sentient or is Eris the best puppet master that has ever lived?

>>30650802
>That'll show her you physically fine
That'll show her you're physically fine

Good chapter. This was a solid Daring Do adventure. I wonder how her fans would have dealt with the map showing up as a mcguffin to the center of the temple.

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Erf tried for a moment there to do a tickle fetish part.

>>30653264
>every instance of tickling is fetishm

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>>30649755
>Maybe you could make some cootie resistant armor against fillies.
KEK

>>30607650
>”Wait, you have a plan already?” Comet Trail yelled from the other side of the room
>”Of course he has!” Melodica cheerfully intervened “He’s THE prince, I’m super-duper sure that he has like, a secret training in coming up with cool things on the fly or something that only royalty does! There’s no way that he didn’t have a plan, so tell us everything Anon! How are we gonna save the school?”
>Seems like Melodica has a little too much faith in you. It is true that you came up with something, but you just did it on the fly and by using common sense.
>You let out a chuckle as you shook your head
“Secret training? I’m afraid there’s no such thing unless you call dealing with Discord and Eris a “training” Nah, this is more of a… thing that comes with experience. As for saving the school? I’m sorry Melodica, but I can’t think on how to solve this situation yet. We need more info and my plan is about how to get that info”
> Gale Breeze dropped her head and let out a sigh in disappointment ”Awww! And here I was getting all excited that we were going to see you kicking those jerks’ flanks…”
>Oh, come on! Why everyone always thinks that you will resort to violence?! That kind of schlock only works in very specific situations and usually against major threats. You just wished that someone could see that being effective and optimal is the best way to go, even if it’s not flashy or spectacular!
>You slowly shook your head and gave Gale Breeze a stoic look.
“You know that could get me expelled, right? My mom may be the principal of the school, but I still must follow the rules.”
>”I know, I know” Gale Breeze sighed one more time and then shrugged “It’s just that… you know… eehh” She rubbed the back of her before rolling her eyes “Ehatever, you’re right. So, getting back to Melodica’s question. What are you going to do?”

>>30654584
“Believe it or not, I’m gonna need everyone’s cooperation with this one. Melodica, I need you to go to the other fifth grade classroom and ask them if they know more about this “emergency” meeting. Comet Trail, you and the rest of the group will go to the library and look up the school’s guidelines. I’m sure that what the sixth graders are doing is totally illegal, and we want to cover our bases there. Gale Breeze… eh, you’ll be in charge on finding out where Ruffle Truffle is”
>”What?!” Gale Breeze made a scowl and yelled at you, she clearly didn’t like her role “Why do I have to do that?!”
>W-Where did that come from? Why was Gale Breeze so angry? Is your plan THAT bad? Wait… no, that can’t be. She got angry when she heard her role in it. But why?
>Whatever the case may be, you have to calm her down with a very well thought out response.
>You rubbed the back of your neck as you offered the filly a nervous smile
“Because, well… y’know”
>Okay, maybe it wasn’t THAT well thought out
>”Oh!” Gale Breeze looked away from you, offended by your words “So just because I kind of liked him and he was my special somepony for like twenty minutes I have to look up where that idiot is?!”
>Oh, that’s right! You totally forgot that Ruffle and Gale Breeze were totally a thing… dang… she must have been either desperate or blind and deaf to settle for that guy.
>You quickly shook your head, now that you knew the reason of her anger. You more or less knew how to explain yourself.
“What? No! You’ve got it all wrong! I-I didn’t even think about that until you mentioned it! Promise!”
>”Then what, Anon?! Tell me and you better be dang sure that it’s a good excuse!” Gale Breeze angrily poked your chest making you to take a step back.

>>30654591
ELO

>>30654598
ANON!

>>30654591
>Gale Breeze continued her advance making you retrocede until she cornered you against a wall. “Well, Anon?” she said with a murderous glare.
>Despite having the best intentions, you were sweating bullets. You looked left and right, hoping that someone would help you but… every filly in the classroom was glaring at you
>O-Okay, you have to defuse this situation. Calm down, Anon, you didn’t do anything wrong, you just worded yourself poorly and acted super shady.
>You gulped and offered Gale Breeze your best smile. You only have one shot at this, so better make it count.
“I-I suggested that you would be the best to investigate Ruffle Truffle’s whereabouts because, y’know, your dad is the editor in chief of the biggest newspaper in Canterlot, right? A-And your special talent is similar to his, s-so, y’know, I-I thought that you would like to do some journalistic work and investigate where that idiot is”
>”Oh…” Gale Breeze backed down from her accusations after hearing that and looked away from you “W-Well, you should have said that earlier! A-Anyways my daddy has taught me all what is to know about journalism so consider the job done”
>Your heart went back to normal once you saw Gale Breeze calming down
>”Uh… Gale Breeze?” Comet Trail gave her friend a little smirk “Why are you blushing?”
>”Shut up, Comet! It’s not like you don’t get super red every time you talk about Anon!” Gale Breeze shook her head, sighed and then turned to you “So, tell me Anon, what are you going to do while we get you all the info? Oh! And what are we going to do once we do all that stuff?”
>You walked past Gale Breeze and went to the door

>>30654611
“I want to do a little investigation on my own, namely about why the sixth graders are doing what they’re doing, and… well, be a bit more proactive than just standing around. As I said, solving this mess is my responsibility as a prince, so if they’re being jerks to someone who didn’t deserve it, I’ll stop it. As for what we’re going to do with all of this info, I’ll have to ask you to compile it so we can send it to my mom as quickly as possibly”
>”Mmmm…” Comet Trail got up from her seat and walked to you, stopping you right before you opened the door “That sounds nice, but how do you plan to get in touch with Princess Celestia without leaving the school? And… well, even if we stop the sixth graders from whatever they’re trying to do… what will you do if they try to get back at you after school? Because I’m sure they’ll want a payback”
>They wouldn’t be that big of an idiots, right? The sixth graders…. Oh, who you are kidding? They totally were, and you were an even bigger idiot for not considering that.
>You placed your hoof on your chin and looked at the ceiling before coming up with an answer
“Huh… I actually never thought of that possibility… well…”
>”Pffft! C’mon Traily!” Melodica waved her hoof dismissively, and spoke before you could say anything else “You’re talking as if our Anon can’t kick their ugly flanks all by himself!”
>”I’m sure Anon could win if it was just a couple idiots but against a whole grade?!” Comet Trail yelled “I know that Anon is good with magic, but I don’t think he’s that good to hold his ground against the entire hoofball team”
>So… a bunch of jocks? Puh-lease! You can cast shields and fire lasers out of your horn. You can totally deal with them… if you wanted to murder them… dang! Things would be harder in a more “leveled” fight.

>>30654620
>But you still have your brain… and Moonlight’s training. You knew a little how to use your hooves in a fight. So no worries.
>You raised your hoof to reply
“You see…”
> Gale Breeze scratched her chin and interrupted you ”I’m sure he can, but I’m also sure that is something that Anon would want to avoid, right? I mean, my daddy told me that the Canterlot Times has a whole team dedicated to report what he does, he’s still big news, I don’t think that he would want the frontlines to be “The Prince beats a bunch of dumb colts in a street fight!””
>To be honest, they all made valid points, and you were also thankful that your classmates were worried about you, so even if you weren’t entirely sure about your chances of success with this mission. You did owe them an answer.
>Of course, you weren’t going to mention anything about Moonlight’s training nor tell them that you now know how to shoot frickin’ deadly lasers that explode on contact.
“It doesn’t really matter if I face the entirety of the sixth grade or just Ruffle Truffle. The reality is that they can’t beat me in a straight fight. Gale Breeze is right though, I want to avoid that type of confrontation as much as possible. Not because of my public image but because I like to believe that I’m above that. That’s why we will contact my mom and let the school system to deal with these sixth graders imbeciles, as for how we’re gonna let her know what’s happening? Well… we’ll figure that out later”
>You looked back and using your magic, you opened the classroom door. Then you turned to your classroom and gave them a princely look in order to make this final speech a little more… impactful. That’s something that your moms taught you.

>>30654629
“Now, I know that all of you are nervous about this, and that’s absolutely fine, I’m feeling the same way. But considering we’re the class with the highest performance, I do believe it is our duty to show the school that we can deliver in more ways than just excellent grades. We need to be serious and effective, I’m counting on you, my beautiful friends, let’s show those sixth graders what we’re made of.”
>As your class cheered you quietly left the classroom and ventured into the still heavy patrolled hallways. Alright, Anon, you should prioritize grades, in this case, maybe the fourth graders would be the best option.
>If you remembered it right, they all were into spy stuff, and for some bizarre reason, all of them were children of royal guards. Under that logic, they can help you out the most.
>Alright Anon! that sounds like a good plan. First stop: The Fourth grade classroom!
>But wait… before you do anything brash, you need to consider that last thing you want to do is to be spotted by some hallway monitor and start a big fight.
>That not only would ruin your plan but it would also make everything harder for your classmates... and you don’t want to go detention either. This needed a stealthier approach, secret service style!
>You started walking down the hallway, taking care of not making any noise… just use the tip of your hooves, Anon. It may be slow and it may make you look stupid, but you weren’t making any noise and that’s all what matters.
>Before venturing too far into the depths of your school, you realized that there was another problem, an actual flaw in your otherwise perfect plan: you didn’t know where the fourth grade classroom actually is…

>>30654637
>Dang! You need to go back to your own classroom so you can ask one of your friends for directions. Okay, that shouldn’t take too long, and maybe if you hurry, you can still catch-
>”Think there are any idiots over here?”
>Double dang! Someone is coming! Your idea for getting info just went down the drain.
>”Who cares, dude? We’re not having classes, let’s just roll for a while”
>Triple dang! Whoever is coming is accompanied!
>Judging by what they were saying, you could safely deduce that the voice belonged to a couple of sixth graders. Not only that, but you could hear their hoofsteps, and they were getting closer.
>You need to hide! But where! The only things in this hallway were a bunch of magical infused lamps, doors and…aha! Lockers!
>You charged your horn and using your not-so-trusty magic, you teleported to the inside of a random locker.
> You held your breath when you saw that they decided to stop for a moment and chat right in front of where you were hiding.
>Man, they really were jocks through and through. Hmmm… Eris hates jocks, maybe you could…
>No, no, nonononono! Get that thought out of your head! Eris would go overboard with these idiots and as much as you disliked them, throwing a draconequus against them is just overkill.
>More importantly, did they stop in this position because they knew that you were hiding in this locker?
>”Isn’t that what we’re doing right now? I mean, we could look up for any idiot who’s out of his classroom. Sending them to detention is actually fun”

>>30654695
>”Maybe for you, I’m all for taking away their lunches, that’s a classic and my big bro tells me that there’s nothing like the classics!”
>Wooo! These idiots didn’t notice that you used a fairly advanced spell! That was awesome! Or… it would be awesome if you teleported to a better locker. When you teleported, maybe you knocked someone’s lunch since you could feel a slimy substance running down your precious mane.
>You really hoped that it was soup, or some kind of cheap jelly because and not a chemistry project or something, far, far worse… please, don’t let this thing to be what you think it is.

And that would be it for today! Expect another update on saturday. As always, please leave your comments on the chapter. Love ya guys

>>30654703
Well time to see if phd is really capable of saving ponies other than himself

>>30654703
I really don't get why phd simply doesn't shoot a fucking laser at them and gets done with it

>>30655492
Because the headlines next day would be something like "ex-prince murders 50 foals" you dumbass

>>30655793
>ErfAnon laughs

>>30656228
I would be surprised if in the case he discovers how silly and the amount of restrictions his alt version has, erf anon doesn't go to the hospital after laughing too much

>>30654703
How did these assholes even got inside Celestia's school? Jesus christ

>>30654703
Y'know PhD is really as silly as his mothers, especially Luna

>>30657432
You mean Celestia, Luna both in the show and elo's green is the serious sister. In elo's green Luna is also the most motherly one. Celestia has been shown to be canonically smug, arrogant and silly as fuck and that same personality also went into elo's story

>>30657634
Forgot to say when shit gets real, phd can be as serious as Luna but he usually can't help himself and ends up doing silly things like Celestia