Anon does shit i guess, the quest. (CYOA)

>>30616442
>What were you doing right before you were brought to Equestria?
Fapping.
>Where in Equestria did you land?
Ponyville schoolhouse during class.

>>30616442
I was being taken in a padded room, and then they shot me with a mysterious liquid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4uBtqIArEs

>>30616442
Fighting a war.
We landed on a hill overlooking a battlefield

>>30616442
>What were you doing right before you were brought to E-based storytellingria
Building a portal to get here.
>and where in E-based storytellingria did you land?
I don't know. Let's go outside and find out.

Taking the garbage to the curb. You appeared in a hotspring, surrounded by a beautiful orange desert vista. There's a buffalo in tribal markings here with sweat pouring down his body. He's muttering something about a vision quest. You're still holding a large black bag of trash.

>>30616442
Anon, alone and naked, you decided the best course of action was to shlick your shlock to whatever depraved bullshit passed for porn in your increasingly more degenerated mind. Pulling closer to your dual monitored Porn-O-Matic 9000, you dumped a glob of slippery goodness from your bottle, the feint aroma of cherry-blossom mixing with the already cum-scented air that permeated your shitty 1 room apartment in Detroit. As your hand greedily and freely glided across your perfectly average inch cock, you grinned madly in satisfaction as you came closer and closer to relieving the itch that cursed your groin. Finally reaching the peak you closed your eyes and roared in glory as you came, the barely noticeable whisper of wind and the minuscule smell of ozone completely blocked out by the pleasure.

You feel hot, not just in your dick but all over. A strange sensation as you normally set your shitty home to 78 degrees in order to save on the electricity bill, though it feels at least 10 degrees higher than that. Head hung back in bliss and confusion you openi your eyes and are met with a sight most strange. instead of the cheap plaster covering your ceiling you instead see a wooden ceiling. Looking around it almost looks like a old-timey school house. Lowering your head you can see over a dozen small horses staring at you with their impossibly large eyes. None moving just staring. They look like they'd come up to maybe knee height. To your left about 7 feet away is a larger small horse, maybe 3 and a half feet tall, with a purplish-red coat and a tattoo of three flowers on her butt. Hand still on your cock, and ass still planted in your chair, an impossibly long time passes in silence, before one of the smaller horses screams out "MONSTER". Panic ensues as most of the smaller horses scramble for the door, the larger one putting itself between you, and what you can only assume are a class of children.

>What do you do

>>30616579
Progression is first come first serve.
>pick a thing you are very good at. first two replies are true

>>30616598
Common sense so we don't do anything stupid like smack Celestia's ass.

>>30616604
I was hoping for something more along the lines of a skill or a set of knowledge. I ain't good at judging sense from nonsense.

>>30616579
Try to calm down the horses and convince them you aren't a threat.
>>30616598
Skilled with your fingers in all ways.

>>30616579
Say hello
>>30616598
Shoting

>>30616633
Your mind finally catching your mouth and telling it to listen the fuck up, you shout "Wait I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you." johnson flapping in the wind. Though none of the small children slow down as the pile over each other to flee from the tall monster that is you the flower bottomed bigger horse does seem to lose some of the tension in it's body, and while not fully relaxed, it does look slightly less scared. "Who are you." Says bigger horse.

>what you do

>>30616673
Uncle Incognito always said you were pretty good at shooting, whether it was rifles or drink.
>>30616633
You were really good with your hands, didn't matter whether you were jacking off or picking pockets.

>>30616710
Anon Y. Mous I am a human and unsure how I ended up here. I was just in my home and have never seen a talking horse in my life

HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE

>>30616728
With a small smile and a twitch of your dick you bellow with gusto "Anon Y. Mous I am a human and unsure how I ended up here. I was just in my home and have never seen a talking horse in my life." At the mention of horse you see it twitch almost like a kicked puppy, small tears welling up in it's eyes, it stomps its hooves and with a look of anger and sadness it yells "I am not a whorse! I am a teacher." That is all you hear as it runs out of the building small sobs escaping it's face.

>wat do

>>30616762
Continue jacking it.

>>30616772
You attempt to keep masturbating but recent ejaculation, low libido, and shock keep you from getting hard.

>>30616598
So do you mean you always just choose the first response?

>>30616803
pretty much unless otherwise stated

>>30616790
Might as well just look outside than.

>>30616790
Look around the classroom for any books that might help you in this strange landf

>>30616492
matt get the fuck out of here

>>30616841
Peaking out of a window, one of only two you can see several dozen small ponies outside trying to cheer up the bigger horse as it sobs incoherently on the ground

>>30616862
Go outside and ask the horse why she got upset when you called her a horse

>>30616862
>rape

>>30616983
This

>>30616862
Slink off out the back.
>>30616983
Don't do this

>>30616862
Get out the back and ask why this horse is so sad.

>>30616983
Nah, let's not get a bad end this early.

Bump for teacher hoers.

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>>30616442
>It's a sandbox quest

>>30619870

>>30616893

Pulling your head away from the window you make your way towards the door, having to duck fairly low in order to pass under it. Looking around the sight of bright green grass, and the sweet smells of nature being carried by a warm summer breeze meet you. You begin to approach the bigger horse and it's flock of smaller ones, most of the small-horses back away from you as you approach bigger-horse, all but three stand between you and your target. A yellow small-horse, a orange small-small horse with... wings?, and a white unicorn... you must have really reached been schlicking your schlack hard for you to reach this sort of nirvana. The three look at you with defiance and anger. The yellow one speaks up "What kinda monster are you making Ms. Cheerilee cry like that?!"
Behind her bigger-horse, Ms. Cheerilee you presume, is still sobbing

>wat do

>>30623038
Ask them why she was offended to be called a horse when they are all horses.

>>30623068
A collective gasp rushes into your ears as you begin speaking "Why is she so upset that I called her a horse, your all tiny horses." Many of the small-horses begin to snicker as "horse" leaves your mouth. "Ha, it said whorse."

Ms. Cheerilee begins to speak, chocking out words between sobs "I worked for years to get out of Manehatten! I did some things I'm not proud of but I'm no whorse, am I? Oh god I am *aren't I." *sad horse noises*

my only weakness believable dialog

>wat do

>>30623109
Ask these horses where exactly you are, and did the bigger horse say something about Manhatten?

>>30623109
"Where am I, and what was that about Manhatten?" your voice was flat, holding in you inner screaming of 'HOLY FUCK A TALKING HORSE!'.
Ms. Cheerilee's continuous crying slowly begins to stop as she looks up studying your alien form and dong . After nearly 30 seconds of silence "Your in Ponyville, southwest of MANE-hattan". With a small moment seemingly collecting, her?, thoughts she adds "What -er... who are you?"

>who are you anon?
>what was your profession before?

>>30623109
>my only weakness believable dialog
I will never understand the Equestrian curses meme. Hearts Strong as Horses and applebucking completely shoots the concept out of the water.

>>30623276
Anon Y. Mous. I guess the word your looking for is human. I am human, son of Adam!

I'm a security guard, but I'm totally working my way through college...tech school...I'm applying.

>>30623276
Okay, seriously, why are you all freaking out when I call you all horses!? That's the name of your species, isn't it?

>>30623276
I am Anon Y. Mous!
I am a prostitute and professional faggot!

>>30619893
What's so wrong about that?

>>30621142

Sexy horse bump

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bump

plz no die

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I sure do love bumping this thread

why am I still bumping?

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come on fag, post something

Ass

>>30623352
"I'm Anon Y. Mous, I am man, son of Adam and a guard... of security."
Ms. Cheerilee's face, if not for just a moment, is pulled up into what your pretty sure is a smile "So your a warrior? Finally our prayers are answered! Celestia has sent us a mighty warrior to rid us of the encroaching evil of the forest."

>wat do

sorry for the slow updates i'm only home about 7 hours, and most of that is sleeping before i have to leave again.

>>30637535
Ask where you can get clothes

Memes

>>30616442
What's that thing called ?