Twilight will never fill a 62 oz. bucket with lukewarm pond water, rife with fish shit, algae, and pebbles, spit in it, pour used cooking grease into it, shake it vigorously for forty-two minutes using a basic laboratory vortex mixer, and pour it down your pants while seductively nitpicking the imperfections on your butt.
>>30629215
I can't believe you wasted that perfectly good image on this thread.
Do I have a new fetish?
>>30629215
i have to pee. brb
sup mlp, it's been a couple years since I've visited the board, but I want to come back. Any drama happen over the last year or so? Also how is season 7 and 6? I've yet to watch those and want to know if they're worth it or not.
>>30629100
>hurr durr spoonfeed me
Don't feed the troll.
>>30629100
>Minutely 'I am le back now xdd spoonfeed pls' thread
Fuck off you literal cuck faggot
>>30629100
This is how /mlp/fags greet
If Legends of Magic are going to be canon does this mean Luna is canonically the one who designed Canterlot?
>>30628750
FUCKING DELETE YOURSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't believe it's canon. The reason being the comic creators got a rundown of season 7 early so they would have content to make out of it. If the show took from the comic it would be.
>>30628750
She designed the traps in their old castle, doesn't she? Its canon in Journal of Two sisters and Castlemania. She could probalby design Canterlot as well.
You get transported into Equestria to meet your pony waifu.
>I've never met a human before
>You look weird
>Why are your muzzle and your eyes so small?
>Your ears are completely off and look weird
>Why are you walking on 2 hooves with tiny noodles instead of 4 which is way easier?
>Why is your fur so... weird?
>Why is your tail on the wrong side and not made of fur?
>I'm not laughing at your appearance... Well, I kind of am, but... I'm so *giggle* sorry
>>30628699
Why would Fluttershy react that way? She clearly seen creatures that look like humans - Discord and Iron Will.
>>30628699
It's still a more positive impression than I have of myself. So, I'm still coming out ahead I guess.
>not knowing shit about primates despite being an animal caretaker who must have gone through training to legally be able to rehabilitate animals
Oh look! A bitch that doesn't know any better!
Would you say MLP is the best cartoon of the 2010s?
>>30628533
Why not?
>>30628531
The only show I watch other than gaming so I can't put my 2 cents into this so idk.
ITT: 10/10 songs only
Smile song not allowed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92eo1hSAgTA
>>30628018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOF3BkkRPSs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MO1DpZZ_Ro&list=PLVFTM9HiRuiYwcKS2nu0LvvJa65ZqTZ2a
>>30628018
>inb4 people only post songs from season 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB3DLrdGKs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMxUAK8L1Vs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphUZV7dKUw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzsxfO7dBlA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgXTzOkCUI8
Almost all the songs are fucking masterful, but these ones give me goosebumps they're so good
Do you enjoy the aroma of unwashed jock pussy?
>>30627894
>boy do I love smelling nigger cum on my upper lip, anyone else?
nah, pretty sure that's just you, OP
>>30627894
crunchy
How is babby shoobedoo form?
When a girl seapony likes a boy she stuffs him with her ovipositor until he's pregnant with her babies.
>>30627950
Don't worry everyone, I got this!
Keep spamming EQG threads
>>30627448
Thank God
>>30627448
>go swimming
>jump into the lake off the pier
>lose your swimming trunks
>climb out with a raging boner
>"Don't worry everyone, I got this!"
>Gloriosa sucks you off in front of all the campers
>Snips and Snails pull down their pants
>"Gloriosa, Gloriosa, we need help too!"
>pretty soon the camp is one big Gloriosa gangbang
http://www.discoveryfamilychannel.com/friendshipfridays/
>>30616167
Some celestiafag ruin the polls with an script. We need help from another scriptfag to help Glimmy to win.
>>30627391
>pink shimmer
No thanks
>>30627391
It's what you niggers get for shitting your terribad OC all over the board and then acting like it's not you
>muh ebil false flaggers
>celestia wins in a landslide
>celestial advice and a royal problem play
>both of which are actually starlight episodes
prank'd
>Help you with your unfinished novel? Mine's about this awesome Pegasus who's the best flyer ever and becomes the captain of the Wonderbolts!
Will she ever finish it?
>>30626996
No one likes her so she has to make a book about herself.
Pretty much sums up how shit she is in life.
And I'm pretty sure she'll finish it by adding a bunch of stupid shit in there about herself.
But you'll find a bunch of grammar mistakes and her bad writing in there.
>>30626996
>Years later, Dash went on to write a best-selling autobiography
>The following is an excerpt from it.
"Fluttershy. Her name was as soft as her voice, her eyes gentle in soul. I knew, I've known, and I know her in ways no mare should, but I did not care. When my hooves felt over her soft skin, glazing over the curvature of her meager frame, I would always shudder. I still do. It is surreal, to be honest, that we have known each other for so many years, through so many changes. Not many know of this, but, since this is my reflection, I feel it is finally time to uncloak my shame -- when I first met Fluttershy as a foal, it was not as a friend, not as an acquaintance, but as an abuser and tormentor. I followed her in school, teased and jeered, framed her for faults not of her own. There was something about her timidity that I despised. I loathed weakness. My older brother told me weakness is what had him not join the Wonderbolts, and it was weakness that made him leave me. Weakness, and those whom it had cursed, were the disease. I know now how wrong I was. It is one of my greatest regrets. One of them. Our friendship, however, started out from my aggression towards her, interestingly enough, for under the thick sheet of pride, beneath the front of my false anger, there lied a deep intrigue, a strange allure. I was saw her in the fillies' room after lunch. I usually would find her in a stall, quivering due to being fearful of how loud and crowded the cafeteria was. This was when I gave her swirIies. It was an oppurtune time, after all. Anywho, as crawled over the stall like I usually did, she stared at me, sniffling, and for some reason...I clicked. I picked her up from the toilet seat, slammed her against the stall's wall, and smashed my young lips against her's. She tried to run, my tongue continued to invade her mouth as she tried to scream, she soon relented, and gave in to the pleasure of my hoof touching her 'no-no' as she called it."
>>30626996
>Wonderbolts Handbook
Anyone else bothered by how handicapped this episode was?
I thought the boss was suppose to order you around, not the employee.
Is the writer living in bizarro world?
>>30626973
It was established that Sassy was a shit employee with her own visions of grandeur.
That was the point of the episode.
I want Mane-iac to throw a shit across the room
>>30626872
>>30627114
You kids really need the structure and order of a fresh new school year right now.
>>30626872
me too, op
>/mlp
>People want to leave, but dont want to give the glimmer shitters and hasdrones the board.
>Dont want the hasdrones to win, even though faustmen are uffering
>tfw, fighting a battle that will never end
>neither side will give in and leave
>eternal hell waits for thee
Welcome to hell, filled with shitposting, infighting, and barely any content.
welcome to /mlp.
>>30626825
I blame stupid niggers like you and our cuck moderation.
>>30626825
I'll go inside the IRC and whine some more about wanting to become a moderator for /mlp/.
>>30626835
Knight pls
I'm getting laid tonight
>>30626754
Good taste anon
>>30626754
>>30626763
Shit taste, both of you.
>>30626772
No u