f-fuck... that's cute.

>>30609613
When will we get them for the other Mane 6?

>>30609616
>my magical princess Twilight Sparkle
Time to brainstorm names for the others.
I'll start with Rainbow Dash.
"My stupid cunt Rainbow Dash"

>>30609613
Ok, someone please order this and take video of you touching your penis to it.

>>30609613
>"I talk about magic and spells"
OK, Twilight. You need to tell me like NOW where the fuck is Starswirl's spell for time travelling!!!

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>>30609635
At least she can talk.

>>30609643
That's a big horn.

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stop making we want a daughter

stop reminding me that commies have ruined everything human in my life by destroying my culture and my place within it

>>30609676
for you

>>30609643
But who is she?

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>>30609705
It doesn't matter who she is. What matters is her plan.

No one cared who she was 'til she put on the crown.

>>30609613
I...should...not...want...thiiiiis

>>30609613
I'm calling shenanigans now, someone is going to do amazing things with this and it's going to be glorious...

>>30609764
If it helps any, its voice isn't even sound like Twilight's. I think that might be the deal breaker for me.

>>30609613
Someone needs to shop this. I don't know how, but they just do.

>>30609691
Dude, Aristotle believed a LOT of bullshit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aristotelian_physics

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>>30609961
Rekt

>>30609613
>stage five
acceptance

>>30609691
Aristotle was a hack

>>30609947
I'd buy it if it had the voice of our local dub's Twilight.
Oh wait. I don't have job and money.

>>30610020
Yet, when you die
You'll be forgotten while his name will still be remembered

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>>30610043
How does it feel to learn the so-called "red pill" pushed by the /pol/-tards is the bluest of blue pills?

Old, bad, wrong ideas about how the world works that need to be abandoned in order to have any hope of understanding things the way they are?

>>30610070
How does it feel that you have to deflect because you're worse than a hack?

Seems i struck a nerve lol

>>30610105
gb2reddit

/r/iamverysmart

>>30610070
>Old, bad, wrong ideas
And this isn't one of them. Racial divides is always something that a democracy has to work to mitigate, not something helping the society. That's not to say that democracy can't work at all in multiracial society, but it'll always be easier to achieve social cohesion and mutual trust in more racially homogeneous society.

>>30610135
>how dare you call me out on my bullshit
>pls vist my home site
Ayy lmao, no thanks

>>30610150
>"i r rubber u is glue"
Not that Anon, but holy damage control, Batman.

>>30609691

Is this conversation supposed to be about a pony toy or ethnic cleansing? Outside of the Asian looking girl in the box art, I don't see what prompted this.

>>30610183
>Not that Anon
suuuuuuuuuuuuuure

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>>30609613
This was foretold on Fallout 4.
There is even a whole building that tells a story via terminals that is reminiscent of Hasbro. Some of the terminal entries directly reference lines of the show.

>>30609691
>skin color, not economic class, defines more groups of people, with divisions among the classes being created to stop them from working together.
Not to mention, the PURE IDEOLOGY that is Liberalism=Communism is crazy. Liberal majority in the US is either capitalist supporting, but want social equality, so we can have lgbt imperialism, or so reformist that they have to be deluding the self thinking that capitalism's issues can be all covered up by socialist policies.

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Do NOT poop on the robopone

>>30610329
So here's the plan, we get a fake mouth inside the fucking thing , and get it to suck our dick.
We could also add a fleshlight in it if it's big enough.

>>30609613
I seem to recall these things looking hideously uncanny valley.

>>30609613
>responsive play
>sound and touch
>closes eyes when booped
They know exactly what they are doing.

>>30610363
definitely. i have a feeling it was originally "responds to touch". but they thought it was a little to on the nose.

>>30610105
>lol
>>30610150
>Ayy lmao
Either this is next level bait or we have an actual underage on our hands.

>>30609613
>rubbing noses
It may show a little girl on the box, but we all know this was made for men.

>>30609961
For being 2,000 years old ideas it's pretty good famalam. Blame the church/his fanatics for sucking his dick so much that we couldn't move forward from him for almost 1,000 years.

>>30610273
FOE cannon?

>>30609613
>Jin already has that poor toy in his asshole

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>>30610377
I swear to god, Carlos

>>30609613
>>30610329
No one is going to buy that racist animatronic Twilicorn for $90.

>>30610724
Jin is

>>30609613
>toy for children
>"I talk about magic and spells!"
inb4 Hasbro and toy stores picketed by christian fundamentalist stormweenies

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>>30609613
interactive flashlight? yes please
I hope she responds to my sounds, if you know what I mean

>>30610273
Examples pls.

>>30609613
Holy shit, my own pony I can masturboop!

>>30610868
Just go Google Fallout 4 mlp Easter egg

>>30610391
Right?
How dare he use common shitposting text found throughout 4chan :3

>>30610135
>>30610183
Samefag

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>>30610795
They aren't sjw's or antifa like with the comic book industry
They'll just ignore it

>>30609613
Wonder what this looks like without the plush covering.

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>>30609613
Reminded me of this.

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>>30612321
probably similar to this

>>30609613
Daww dat nose snuggle. My heart strings.

>>30610391
..- .-. / .- / ..-. .- --. --. --- - / .-.. --- .-..

>>30609613
...the prospect of getting to have a real life living robot waifu horse gives me goosebumps. This also just got posted. Whose is better? https://www.equestriadaily.com/2017/07/progress-continues-on-sweetie-bot.html?m=1

>>30613368
>Russia
>biggest single consumer of pony porn in the world
Methinks their intentions aren't entirely pure. Godspeed, Motherland!

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>>30613568
>biggest single consumer of pony porn in the world
You mean, the only population stupid enough to search for pony puss on pornhub

>>30612230
>implying that the Westboro Baptist Church isn't real

BUMP.
DISCUSS.
INTEREST.

>>30609613
>that's cute.
Fuck off shill.

>>30610043
It hurts

>>30617576
You can kill a few jews and you'll be remembered better than Aristotle.
About 6 million will do.

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>>30617616
Naw, you just have to kill the right one.

>>30609626
Actually doubt that.

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>>30610868
>Wilson's Atomatoys Corporate HQ
- Developments Office Terminal
- - Documents > Product Brainstorming
>Body/Hair Color Variants. Identifying Marks. Mythics Product Line; Pegasi, Unicorns.

Development Lab Terminal
- Development Lab
>10/14 (Last Round-Up)
>10/17 (Too Many Pinkies)
>10/20 (Lesson Zero)

>Wilson's Atomatoys Factory
- Unique Super Mutant
>Big Mack (Big Mac) ((Busted. Turned out to be a reference to an employee, but placement choice is still curious))

>Graygarden
- Unique Mr. Handy Bot "Based on a television show"
>White (Rarity)

>>30612745
The survivors of the nuclear fire called it judgement day. They lived only to face a new nightmare... A war against the machines.

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>>30618334
The Ter-mare-nator

>>30618369
AND I LOOKED AND BEHOLD A PALE HORSE

Bump for robot apocalypse

I think Hasbro is trying to suduce autistic fans to sell more. It's smart.

>>30614399
>15 people
Whoa

>>30609613
The whole toy line is supposedly officially released tomorrow ( the 30th)

I'm going to have to go check them out.

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I'm excited for when somebody hacks one of these and gives her more voice lines.
If it's even close to an old furby it should be interesting to see what people do with one of these.

>>30621360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWgTHXKvSk

>>30609613
I want one so bad

>>30621360
This will work too
https://youtu.be/2P8v9Mnml2E

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>>30610363
yeah pretty much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ctjtovmOZw

>>30621766
It's still too freaky and give nightmare to children!

...imagine if they came out with ones for the full mane six... would YOU be able to resist? Or would it be too wierd? My autistic emotional attachement to my waifu would make me too uncomfortable with how much I'd want to have a "real" interaction with it, but be too creeped out by the fake robotic uncannyness and repea.

>>30609691
>Aristotle
>Not Diogenes
3/10

>>30622840
>Diogenes
>Not Plato
C'mon... Everybody knows the first FiM fanboy was Plato (or Epicurus).

>>30621766
that one is like twice the size of the actual one though, so maybe not as creepy and more cute

>>30609616
>the other six
>getting shit

Seriously anon. Only twilight gets big toys, she's the mane character. The others get parts in the collectors lines and all that, but actual special toys are reserved for the hero.

>>30609613
So's freddy fazbear, and then he rips your face off.

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>>30609735
WHERES THE CROWN TWILIGHT?

YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A CROWN

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>>30609613
4chan mentioned something interesting,
Hasbro is pursuing new research.
They claim what they’re doing in the toy market is the missing piece...

A waifu to surpass metal gear.

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>>30609613
>OFFICIAL PONY SIZE
And its just the way I imagined it

>>30609691
stop breathing /pol/fag

>>30621766
Okay.
This is both cute, and terrifying.

Cute because, well just LOOK at it. Little head bobs and hoof stomps.
Terrifying because it looks so stilted and forced, and you can hear all the gears 'n shit. Like a mechazombiepony.

Would have been way better as just a correctly shaped plushie without all the battery autism t bh.
I bet this thing eats batteries like a mofo.

>captcha: frei arbeit
What are you trying to tell me you horrid board?

>>30623254
ITS RIGHT HERE YOU... YOU... DOUBLE ZIGGER.

>>30624552
Where does it say that?

I want to know how the robot will react if you cum on its face.

>>30624552
WHERE. THE FUCK. DOES IT SAY THAT NIGGER?

>>30609613
Whose is better?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LFZ6EN0O9Cw

>>30624917
Take your own advice, fag

>>30609613
>someone will hack this
>someone will get new lines on the recorder
>someone will attach new sensors to the hind quarter's
>someone will shove his dick into a moaning twilight plush with a oneahole jamed inside


Damn i need that thing and recolor it...

>>30625882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf7IEVTDjng

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>>30626741
you can't give me these desires anon

>>30626794
I wonder...
How much would i have to pay for a pony version of this

Im sure there's atleast one sad soul in that tech lab working on it right now

>>30626741
>someone will pay top dollar for that

>>30626821
Im seriously considering to buy and enhance that thing for my own....needs

Tho im not really that smart when it comes to tech like this i think i can read up on stuff and make it work

>>30626821
Will they now?
Say someone happens to know how to do this.
What would they be willing to pay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb6sDrCx3dc

if any of you want to see what she can do (even has like 3 movie spoilers)

>>30627086
Got timestamps for those? I ain't watching this whole creepy thing.

>>30627296
don't know the timestamps for everything, she sings a new song at 20:45, and at other points she talks about the name of the seaponies world (I couldn't understand it from the audio), she also says some stuff about Tempest and the Storm King and how she even gained a new friend from their attempt to steal the magic from equestria.

>>30627086
>2017
>still recording toy audio clips in 4 kHz
What the fuck? Where's the technological progress? It's not fucking 90s anymore.

>>30610183
>not that anon
Bruh you making it too obvious s.m.h.

>>30627296
13:34 is the time where she says most of the spoiler stuff

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>>30609613
I like how relieved she looks when her hose and horn are being touched. It's like she really needed it.

>>30627086
>not Tara's voice
what did they mean by this?
Also why is the sound so SHITTY
How much does this shit cost?!

>>30627694
139 dollarydoos according to Toysrus online. Maybe u can get it cheaper from somewhere else but damn that's a steep price for what is obviously gonna be a costly toy to maintain

>>30628323
Scratch that, $129.99, I misspoke

>>30627392
Sure summer is here...

>>30628323
>>30628386
130 for an ugly looking, robotic non cuddly waifu with made in china speakers that speaks and sings all the time and must run through batteries faster than a nigger eat a bucket of nuggets
Wew

>>30628612
Hasbro wasted to make 129.95USD profit off of it, so yeah

>>30621766
Thats horrifying to be honest. Anabelle would have been a scarier horror movie with THIS doll.

Hackable Twilacorn equals maximum exploitable.

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>>30610043
>Appeal to tradition fallacy
>>30610070
>Counter with appeal to novelty fallacy

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>>30609613
If they kiss, I agree...

>>30629219
>Muh fallacy fallacy
Not a argument

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I went looking for it today, but no big twilight. Did buy the princess set and an aj plush.

Maybe they already sold it or didn't get one.

>>30609643
Maybe she just wonder why would someone shot a mare before thrown her out of ballon

>>30629811
>the princess set
As a side note. There's a little, funny surprise under their tail, for any of you that gets them and looks.

>>30629867
....Pics?

>>30629867
does it say hasbro on their ass?

>>30610341
>fake mouth

Why not a real mouth?

Just... just imagine all we can do by reprograming it!
Dear celestia, what a time to be alive!

>>30630929
I can't wait for the day when my twibot can banepost

Oh yeah, the new toys are out now, aren't they?

>>30610195
/pol/ has a tendency to make everything /pol/

>>30610749
Will it become a replacment?

>>30628586
>Sure summer is here
I take it English is t your first language

>>30618375
and (her) name that sat on (her) was Death, and Hell followed with (her). And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.

>>30633712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWZFkPiFlkE

>>30633790
"This is what life looks like, people who love each other, a home. You should take a moment, feel it. Logan, you still have time." -Professor X
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yL0RzgUpGjk

>>30633503
and i take your burger for your corruption

>>30633417
The same could be said of /mlp/
We ponify everything

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Too cute to die.

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>>30630608
>>30630646
It's interesting placement of the plastic injection ports

>>30633391
>tara stronk horse not being stronk
>not renaming pic to the_weak_should_fear_the_strong.png
pleb

>>30636618
Made me kek.

Fine idea. But she looks way to creepy.

>>30638545
I just want to her to sing to me while we cuddle.

>>30612468
Why Anon Why?!