I want to Pommel inside Coco cum.
>>30602189
rape.
>>30602189
>>30602189
good
What would the show be like if the CMC were part of the mane 6 and Dash/Applejack/Rarity became the equivalent to the CMC?The show would likely be worse for it. Dash/Jack/Rarara as kid characters would be awful to watch: they are the three least likable of the mane 6 and would likely be obnoxious brats whose episodes would probably be generic kid show the characters. Mean while the CMC would throw off the balance of the mane 6 as the mane 6 would be too rational without the three least rational characters, meaning half of the episode plots wouldn't work.
>>30602048
Scootaloo can't fucking fly so no Rainboom. No Rainboom, no show.
*Mic Drop*
ANON OUT!
Our Pride and Joy edition.
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>>30601217
I want my own cute and dorkily clumsy mare to take care of.
Reposting thing for new bread.
>https://www.fimfiction.net/story/343681/rgre-slut-pirate-anon
>You turn as you hear the distinct sound of four little hoofsies clatter on the deck behind you. Purple drank is fluffing out her tuft as hard as she can to appear alpha, the strain visible on her face.
>“This isn’t over Anon! It’s not safe out here-!”
>You shush her by smooshing your finger against her lips, then wandering up and your whole palm onto her snootle. Her straining tuft retracts like an automatic umbrella, snapping shut. Sea Shell looks at her with concern, her naturally fluffy blonde Pegasus tuft easily overshadowing Twilight’s meager display. This only irritates her more. You speak to defuse the tension.
“You’re right purple smart, it isn’t safe.”
>“Well, I am a big mare, that’s why-“
“For you.”
>>30601366
>With that, you pick up the purple autist and gently toss her off the good ship CFS Why So Sirius. She lands with a squeak back on Blue Bean’s battered ship, her landing cushioned by her larger than the average unicorn’s flank. You quickly haul in the main sheet tight to the wind, letting the jib catch the salty breeze as you turn the helm north east. Twilight’s angry purple and red face gets smaller and smaller until with a loud frustrated groan she teleports away.
>Be inside Agent Sweetie Drops. For expository reasons, and not for the sexy time. This is bad. You know that look. Celestia's protégé wasn’t done. There was no quit in that mare, you didn’t get to be her personal student without teats of steel. This wasn’t over. Not by a long shot. You stood by your stallion and rubbed your hoof against his firm, sexy, slutty ass as a sign of support. The fact that he didn’t complain only proved what a degenerate slut he was. If you knew Twilight, you’d bet your non serial numbered silenced short stroke cross bow that she was out preparing to escalate things further. You absentmindedly slapped his ass for good measure. The slut.
>You suddenly eep as Anon scoops you up in his spider hooves, throwing you and Shelly easily over his shoulder. You are stuck staring at his sexy slut ass in high too tight pants, hoofsies bouncing. Lyra trots behind you happily as you all head into the Captain’s cabin. Anon seems unconcerned leaving the helm unattended.
>Be Celestia. Your stallion sense is tingling. Somewhere there was a stallion being excessively lewd. You wiggle your bountiful flank to rub the excess moisture against your throne cushion as Raven calls in the next supplicant. Suddenly a wild Twilight appears! She teleports directly into the throne room, which would normally be impossible.
>When you were daydreaming and getting hyped as fuck for the season 2 premiere hoping for the original adventure cartoon /co/ wanted, despite Lauren quitting, only to get kicked in the face by reality.
Here's something for you /mlp/.
>>30600955
She's not wearing anything, she's good as it gets.
Someone draw her poledancing and people throwing money.
>First half of Season 7 has amazing reception
>Second half of s7 coming soon
>Anthology VI
>Legends of Equestria aka one of the only games left that the devs haven't abandoned or gotten a C&D
>Movie with tons of hype around it
How important will 2017 be for mlp?
>>30600548
>will be
>having expectations
OP,just take a seat for all of that
but don't make new threads for a week at least
Check out the new season 8 character designs for the mane 6!
>>30600433
>not the mane 6 being alicorns
I rate your shitpost a: needs more Red Bull from Larson/10
>>30600433
That's definitely what Twilight, Rarity and Fluttershy will look like 50 years from now.
>>30600433
why is applejack a stallion now
I guess that the Guardians of Harmony spinoff might still happen? Hasbro just renewed the trademark they've been sitting on for a year and a half. My guess is EqG-style shorts but done by the Movie team now that they've got nothing to work onfor now.
>>30600067
Its just for the same toyline that is still being sold through Amazon
>>30600335
This isn't for the toyline. Its a service mark for a cartoon.
>>30600352
I dont think they going to do a spin off about the same G4 characters and same timeline as FiM. Whats the point? Just make more seasons of FiM.
Have you noticed how many previously happy pony fans suddenly flip into angsty cynics? I've seen it time and time again, and even two of my friends went full emo for a year or two before recovering.
My theory is that while the genuine happiness of MLP provided people alternative for the misery of the mainstream culture, it left them no outlet for negative thoughts until eventually they just flipped and assumed the gloominess as their new identity.
Digibrony is a great example of this. He made a lot of upbeat episode reviews which were nice to watch because he found positive sides even from episodes I hadn't liked. But then, he redrew his pony avatar in crayon, started smoking because "I know it's unhealthy but so what?" and started talking more about his tragic life events that paralleled the episodes. He has since removed the emo videos, but it was an odd switch of style indeed.
I myself started enjoying fluffy abuse at one point, until it got retarded into the childish justice fantasy it is today. What are your thoughts on the sudden emo phenomenon?
>>30599955
>Have you noticed how many previously happy pony fans suddenly flip into angsty cynics?
I would take into account how old they were when they got into the ride.
Mid/late Teens are usually the age where people fall for that.
In the case of Digibroni i assume he wanted to be controversial. How old is he now?
Did you know Celestia has a tight, beautiful, well-kept vagina and NOT a penis?
>>30599832
>tee hee this is totally not a futa thread xd
you fags literally can't stop thinking about dick if you tried
>>30599832
If you're hungry for the sausage just be hungry for it and quit hiding in the closet.
>>30599842
No, it's actually a "I dislike futa and prefer to imagine females with proper anatomy" thread.
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>Building Fausticorn pending exact boundaries and void removal
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Esperanto is kill
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Oh, forgot to include these in the OP:
>Strawpoll banner (I think) here http://pixelcanvas.io/@-145,1270
and
>If you care, the green in the rainbow is NOT /vp/'s doing. It's been confirmed by them in their discord. Whoever's doing it is unaffiliated and simply wants to turn the whole thing into a real rainbow.
>>30599761
thanks cyan viod
i guess?
Remember when we all bashed and killed Hasbro/Mike Vogel and Discord/De Lancie for shitting on our little euphoric escapism fantasy cartoon show with their retarded pessimistic and parody-oriented ideas without any respect and common sense?
Remember when we forcefully barged inside Lauren Faust's home and started singing. "I'll make a man out of youuuu!!" and then she kickstarted her Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls cartoon+doll line and later got produced by the much superior Mattel?
You wouldn't remember that. Because that alternate universe never happened, but it could have happened if some asshole didn't post ponies on /b/, specifically a Flutterhsy /co/ poster wishing them a merry christmas in an attempt to "troll" /b/.
But she's a woman. :O
What lol
>>30599681
Wow autism sure is strong with this one.
What do you think about the whole "new characters both good and evil are clearly going to have connections with specific characters from the main cast" writing choice in the movie? RD is that bird pirate, Rarity is Capper, Twilight is Tempest Shadow, et cetera.
>>30599371
I already like him.
>>30599378
He's already telegraphed as being reformed from the Storm King and not really evil, so...
they're mere tools to keep the normies on their seats, so it's a necessary evil
Are there any fanfics or greentexts about Rorschach in Equestria?