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Yes, everything you see on a TV show about bad restaurants is indicative of all other restaurants.

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>>9143987
Yes, and when people come over my house I have them leave their coats outside on the sidewalk, so the sidewalk doesn't get cold.

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Watching Kitchen Nightmares is my guilty pleasure.

>>9143912
Where the fuck have you been we've known and talked about them for months already.

bring back the neopets cereal desu

>>9143677
You know it's entierley possible to get high and still cook a decent meal for a human being

>remove broth
>fry sausage in vegetable oil
>fry 2 eggs
>eat veina sausage and eggs with rice and tons of hot sauce

WOW

>>9143732
Sounds like some sort of vile flip shit

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>>9143581
This is what almost all frozen fish and sometimes chicken are like battered. Gorton's used to be a quality product, before I was born. It eventually ran the corporate brand gauntlet until it appeared to be owned by one of America's prime examples of money harvesting.

Basically the routine is
>Mom and dad business (Huge quality, very good production)
>Mom and Dad sell to bigger group (Forced to maintain a lot, to get by on name)
>Mini Corp that bought Mom and Dad now assimilated into the illuminati capitalist control grid
>Product becomes absolute garbage and makes sales expressly on name recognition

I dont even buy these on sale anymore. Van De Camp is the same. All of the premade frozen fish are absolute trash and mostly just shitty batter, probably fished from dirt and mud farms in Asia. I dont mean to sound jaded but what you said, from the image on the box at most half of that white fish between the batter is present in the actual product.

>>9143530
Then make spicy pickles. Do it.

>>9143530
reminds me of my tampons when i had an infection.

Make pickled apples

If I can't eat it room temperature or cold i'm not storing it.

>>9143526
I use a toaster oven to reheat pizza if I don't just eat it cold.

I have never seen this wizadry before.

>>9143545
This. Fuck dirtying a pan for a pizza slice.

>I just heard music from Saints Row 3/4
You mean "regular music"?
You know those games don't have totally original soundtracks right, they license music to put in them?

>>9143510
The sound when you goshopping at planet saints? Yeah. Me too.

>>9143547
It just threw me for a loop. I figured they'd made it for that game

Liquor.

pretty gay thing to make for a hangover 2bh
have a bacon cheeseburger and a beer like the rest of the hungover world, desu

>>9143445
I thought about this too, but I don't really feel like having burger rn. Bitches won't even be having ground beef in stores now probably. It's pretty rare in here.

>>9143333
nice quads

the answer is simple: pasta, pasta, soup and pasta

every idiot can do that

have a nice day

Quality > Quantity

>>9143093
This. Frank's is shit. Might as well put a couple drops of red food coloring into a bottle of vinegar.

>not xtra hot

You fucked up

>>9143013
No grill so I sear and bake

>>9143013
Sear on grill high heat as fuck then remove and wrap in foil, allowing grill to cool then low and slow that bitch for a little over an hour

>>9143199
What internal temp do you low and slow until? Do you add wood chips? Grill at 250ish? This sounds good, might give it a shot tonight.

I want to, but its so hard to face my annoying as fuck family while sober. Im living with extended family and its impossible to not drink. I had like 15 drinks last night.

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>>9143012
This is my 69th weekend of sobriety

>>9143012
Cool.
Does that mean we're going to be free of /r9k/ tier alky loser threads?

Not sure if I ever had goat's milk. Goat cheese is GOAT cheese, though.

>>9142987
I drink it daily, cows milk exasberates my eczema.
Take a while to get used to it in a brew, now I dislike cows milk. watery and sour compared.

Never seen it around here, so haven't tried it. I agree with >>9142998, it's great, but in small amounts because it's so rich. Been wanting to make goat cheese and berry pastries for a long time, but never remember to buy ingredients when I'm at the store.

I like riding the rides and playing games. Last time I went to the carnival I saw a girl with a fat ass riding a mechanical bull in see-through leggings. Sometimes I'll get French fries or fried dough.

>>9142914
fried avocados sound horrendous

>>9142919
Well, now i want to gouge my eyes our just thinking of that