I got into an argument with my dad about how bacon should be cooked. I really chewy bacon, but he wants crispy bacon. Am I being a faggot or is soft bacon objectively better?
Chewy is best
Doesn't good bacon usually have a little bit of both going on? Crispy around the edges.
>>9148514
There's a small window during cooking where it's got the perfect balance of crispy and chewy. The meat is still slightly chewy and the fat has rendered enough to not be so chewy, and it has a slight crisp on the outside of it all. You only have like a minute to get it this way before it gets too dry and crunchy. Would rather have dry and crunchy bacon than undercooked chewy bacon where the fat still has snap to it though.
Why aren't you smoking meat
i don't have a smoker
>>9148473
Get one
>>9148475
okay
>is it fresh salmon?
>frozen
>frozen.... fuck me
>>9148453
Now is fresh wild caught sockeye salmon season in the US. Yesterday morning I bought a 30lb case flown in overnight from Sam's. Have 8 slabs of lox curing right now in the refrigerator with dill and grated lemon. Smoked enough for canning 16 pints. Grilled some in the evening for dinner and a couple leftover meals. Froze what was left in vacuum packs. Buy fresh now while you have the chance. Frozen tastes like ass.
HELLO, MY NAME'S NINOOO
Isn't all fish supposed to be frozen to kill parasites?
What do YOU know about good fruit punch?
>>9148419
kill yourself barneyfag
You beat the SHIT out of it. You fucking smash that God damned fruit with your bare fucking hands you pansy-ass faggot. Fucking turn that shit into juice, throw in some alcohol, drink some alcohol, and get back to punching. Punch it into a fucking liquid and then keep punching until the liquid turns blue. Punch punch punch, punch it fucking DOWN
>another barneyfag thread
>no zits for three years
>decide to eat two pints of ice cream in one day
>immediately get like five zits on forehead
Anybody else here been stricken by the frozen Jew?
Is that one good? I've only had the coconut one
>>9148382
That's actually not the one I had. I got the coconut and the mint chip ones. I like the coconut one better myself.
>>9148403
What's the problem?
Are eggs in baked potatoes actually good or is this another hipster thing?
Is Everything a hipster thing? Is nothing? I'm not sure where to draw the line anymore...
>>9148344
Maybe add some cream, you fat greedy cunt
>>9148344
It's just eggs and taters my man, why not try it yourself? Picture looks a bit bland though.
Post your favorite hore durves.
For me it is tapes, the spanish variety.
>>9148183
Retard.
It's whore doors dumbass
>>9148183
mezzi
What youtube channels are you subscribed to /ck/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAAZtJ8MaGQ&t=110s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB3kPbZNky0&t=367s
>A cow fellating a cookies and cream spewing silver dick
What a wonderful channel and I'm sure the quality of her recipes and cooking is top notch.
ericsurfe6: white middle aged california surfer and magician who has lived in japan for several decades tries local restaurants and sometimes gorges on convenience store food
Cereal Time: 3 minute videos about cereal. Goes over history of cereals and finds old ones to review too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gip87vYq81g
Kinoshita Yuka, obvioulsy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_hP4YTDIRc
>>9148078
that woman in the 2nd video is vile
this is the Conference pear
say something nice about it
>>9148073
Pears are better than apples, they are like nature's candy.
>>9148073
I can't, my family has a long running feud with some pear growers.
>>9148085
explain
I tried to make some yummy teacakes and my bitchy friend ruined them. Any one else have horror stories about cooking with friends?
>>9147993
My friend did the same thing, then tried to replace them with a fucking bag of pretzels.
>>9148000
What a bitch. Nice trips.
I don't even cook with my bf. I make him stay out of the kitchen so no one gets stabbed. There's a dent in the side of my blender because I accidentally thrusted a knife into it.
Wine doesn't fucking pair with food. It's just a bunch of assholes passing on this meme.
Wine is good for cooking with food, but it completely overpowers food, brings nothing to it.
Drinks that actually goes with food rather than get in its way:
Lager beer
Tea
Ice water
Lemon water
i can drink a mild white wine with some dishes, but not red. it tastes like sour grapes. not good. not good.
>>9147930
Yep. The truth is, people like getting a good buzz while having a meal with others. Beer is too slow and bloating and liquor would likely turn into a bad time too quick
>>9147930
>this asshole has never done wine and cheese tastings.
You don't even KNOW, child.
Are you going to watch her show?
She's pretty
>>9147679
am I supposed to know who that is?
>>9147679
who's that and why does she have a hobart?
Was gifted a box of these fuckers. What can I do with them
>>9147462
Literally everything. If you can't figure that out, send them to me
I like to use the jar to roll dough with and the lid i use as a cookie cutter
Eat it straight out of the jar!
Or you can put in your ramen, brines, barbecue sauce, or marinade
Should I buy a mortar and pestle? I kinda like the idea of having one, but I feel like it's is a meme and would never be used.
>>9147354
Seems like the kind of thing I would either buy and use once and forget about or buy and find new things to make with it and reasons to use it.
no.
get a coffee grinder.
>>9147354
It'll look real cool in the back of your cabinet
I just started getting into extreme hot sauces, pic related my first 1mil. It's hot, but not "I want to rip my face off" hot, and has a mediocre to decent flavor. What are some extremely hot sauces that actually taste good? El yucateco is still my go to.
Pic related is a pretty good one fellow hot sauce connoisseur
>>9147412
where 2 cop
>>9147307
I like tropical pepperco ghost pepper sauce. It's only 500k but tastes really good. Most 1 mil sauces are shit when it comes to flavor and are largely for bragging rights.