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Sugar is a preservative, so how much sugar do I add to milk to make it last longer and also have more calories? I wondered why ice cream last a year and milk expires in a month, it's because of the sugar and salt.
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>>9276068
Or, how do I make milk-icecream with sugar and no fat?
I really want to eat milk as my main food but it expires too soon. And I hate buying lactase-free milk (which also lasts longer than regular for some reason.)
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kill yourself
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>>9276077
That would be sherbet or gelato at best and not ice cream.
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>make fudge
>scrape half the pan into a bowl
>mix with milk until just barely liquid
>throw in an entire pack of powdered milk
>mix in more milk until just barely liquid again
>microwave and stir until most of the powdered milk dissolves
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All of the undissolved powdered milk is floating to the top in a sort of chunky foam, but there's not too much left
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It's much, much sweeter than pure melted chocolate.
The powdered milk itself is sweet and salty.
The flavor is incredibly strong and it burns going down my throat despite being room temp.
10/10 gonna pitch the idea to gordon ramsay as soon as i get out of the hospital
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I gotta admit, it's hard to drink more than a sip at a time.
Actually, literally painful. Like soda that's too acidic or something.
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What is this sorcery
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>>9275824
Diet soda by any other name.
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>>9275824
Carcinogenics and flavoring
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>>9275824
tastes good desu
definitely my choice of diet soda now
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Faggot tries to make food for a girl he wants to fuck 2017-08-08 05:17:44 Post No.9275532
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Faggot tries to make food for a girl he wants to fuck
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I'm a faggot who wants to try and impress a woman I like with a dish I can serve. I'm renowned campus wide for my confectionery, but she has had practically every cake/brownie I can make, so I want to try and make a good entree, but I know nothing about girls, so I figure a bunch a board full of people who are obsessed with food would help me. I would try Reddit, but practically everyone on Reddit are faglords. Thanks in advance. If I need to provide more info on the girl, I will answer per question. Pic related, I like fried chicken but cant cook it for shit. I can never get the right amount of seasoning. Any tips on that front will also be appreciated.
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>>9275532
shut up faggot
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>>9275535
TOP KICK!
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>>9275532
An entree you say?
Try something fancy like fresh Atlantic salmon carpaccio, take the peel off and cut it in thin layers, in other bowl you make a mix with 1 lemon a pinch of salt and pepper and 4 spoons of olive oil... some fresh cut cilantro for decorating, soak the salmon in the mixture, then put it in a plate! Serve with some sauvignon blanc
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What recipes can I share with my two woofers who also decided to become vegan?
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if you don't kill yourself i'm going to find out who you are and kill you
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>>9275461
holy shit this is just as bad as
>my 3 year old decided that he is transgender.
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>>9275461
Fuck you
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>browsing this board while fasting
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>>9275459
>Fasting at all
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>watching those tasty meat webms when you're vegetarian
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>>9275459
Just watch jack videos
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How Tuna Ruined My Life 2017-08-08 04:42:24 Post No.9275419
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Alright wannabe foodies reviewing food in your car, it's story time so sit the fuck down.
> Be me
> Be back home from college
> Hate the smell of tuna
> Nearly puke every time I smell it
> Fatass sister keeps making things with tuna in it
> Start spraying air freshener all over the kitchen to remove the smell
> Find all cans of tuna in the house
> Throw them all away, sealed and everything
> Do this for a few weeks
> They just keep buying tuna for some reason and don't get the hint
> I even straight out tell them I'm throwing away all the tuna and they don't believe me
> One day the kitchen is just a mess of tuna
> Sister's friend came over and ate tuna sandwiches
> Actually puke
> Decide to rubber band the top of a can of air freshener and put it on the counter
> Dad comes home
> Doesn't notice air freshener and turns on stove to boil some water
> fireball.jpg
> Kitchen is now on fire
> We all run out of the house
> Acting retarded I go "At least there's no more tuna!"
> mfw my house is nearly burnt down
> mfw I get kicked out of the house
>mfw the tuna was all destroyed in the fire
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Tuna is an abomination and must be destroyed.
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i hope this is a troll because holy fuck you are retarded
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you ruined your own life, don't blame innocent tuna for your autistic tendencies
post em if ya gottem
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Rate my lunch
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1 and only/1.6
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>>9275107
>soda
0/10 you fucked up. Should have dropped the soda, used the app, and gotten BOGO big mac.
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I just bought a gallon of Arizona Iced Tea and poured some into a glass. There is like stuff floating in it it, looks like a slime.
Any idea what it is.
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Pics? Gonna assume it's some unsolved sugary syrup shit, unless you boiled your Arizona on accident or some shit
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>>9274695
sugar syrup doesn't float
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>>9274695
How do you accidentally boil a beverage?
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Can we all agree that ketchup is the best condiment? You can put it on steaks, fries, hot dogs, and burgers.
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Salt is the best condiment. MSG is more powerful, but it comes at a cost, there for regular NaCl salt is the best.
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No, fuck you! Ketchup is the worst condiment ever created!
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Amerifats explain yourselfes ! 2017-08-07 11:35:24 Post No.9274257
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Amerifats explain yourselfes !
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How can Amerifatsos defend themselves. I grew up in Germany, but came to the United States of Lard to receive an education (I know, I know, >maerucan education).
There are no local butchers where I can buy fresh and local meat. Everything is a Wallmart, or a Hell-o-Burgers or a McDeath's, there is no friendly Metzger who will cut up fresh meat for my "piewhole" as they say. In Germany most decent towns have a Meatman, and even if your town doesn't have one, the next town over will probably have one. But here in America there is nothing like it, no wonder they are all so fat, they all eat nasty Chloride "cleaned" chickens that were frozen in California. Even our chain stores have a butcher section, but there is no such thing in Lardo-mart. How am I supposed to eat healthy home cooked meals when everything is designed to make you addicted to it? I have already gained 3 kg from just eating at the college café. Why do Americans not care that their local stores are all replaced with BIGBIZ that feed you garbage?
I'm seriously concerned for yhou Burgers, how can you live like this? Walking through Megamart makes me feel like a cattle going to the slaughter house.
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Amexofat detected, continue feeding yourself with horse shit like the sow you are1
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>>9274257
They die, flee to the countryside, or get fleeced.
Since you're a student, you only have the die option left I suppose.
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*licks lips*
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>>9273933
Eats do really Americans this
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>no carbs
How is that supposed to make you feel full?
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>>9273953
carb cuck
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any good?
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How about you go there and form your own opinion you piece of shit?
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I used to work there. Have you ever been to a chain restaurant before? Same shit. It is good, not the best, but good.
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I used to also work there. if I were you I'd get a triple prime burger. the bun is better than the normal burgers. get one with bacon and bbq and some onion tanglers. if they still have chicken spring rolls as a appetizer get that too. those two things are what I would steal nightly
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Honest thoughts on the Chicken Big Mac?
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pretty gud 8.5/10
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I'm not going to McDonald's until they start paying their workers $15 an hour. This is the biggest fast food chain in the world and they can't even afford to pay their workers a decent wage. I always tip the cashier at least 20% because she's black and probably a single mother. I got food poisoning a couple weeks ago and was vomiting and diarrheaing for days, so I'll wait a few more days until I'm ready for some McD's again.
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Chicken biscuit is better. That probably tastes better than the original Big Mac though, to be honest.