>buy avacado to make guac
>Its hard
Just fucking kill me
>>9272074
You couldn't tell that it was hard before you bought it?
Why didnt you use jebs guac recipe you pleb?
>>9272074
al/ck/ thread
Abandon all hope ye who here enter
How al/ck/ bros doing drank 9 8.2% beers
The worst part about being sober is the sheer boredom. The urge to drink to get rid of boredom is like an itch that won't go away.
Probably going to drink some wine soon, been staying away from the hard liquor for three months which has helped me stay out of trouble.
>>9271912
I don't drink for most of the year, but I go on binges when I do drink. When I'm not drinking, I feel like this. The alcohol isn't there, but it feels like there's nothing to replace it.
You do wash after handling raw chicken, right?
>>9271615
I even wash the chicken. gotta stay clean.
>>9271615
Round here we call it chicken nectar
Any tips? Mine end up lumpy
>>9271405
Be less gay
LOOK WHAT I GOT UNDER ME KILT
>>9271405
What are they, gay hamburgers?
What are some of the best restaurants around San Francisco, no compromises and no matter the price?
>>9271186
Take your pick
>>9271209
Thanks
>>9271219
No problem, friend. By the by, Feel free to save that, print it out, etc
>liquefied rye chips, the spread
Marmite is for faggots. Real men eat vegemite
this is better in every way, marmite and vegemite are garbage
/ck/ Gore Thread
and you thought Mexicans were bad edition: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QzHTWYXKpc
>>9270894
mother of fucking god
Indians have officially defeated the mexicans on the shittiest weird/nasty concoctions of peasant food
It's just ramen with cheese and vegetables, you morons. What's supposed to be so terrible about this?
>>9270894
>India has hipsters with manbuns
Gas is clearly the refined choice of real food enthusiasts.
Gas is a lot better. I currently have electric and it's fine but not as versatile
>>9270624
Gas is the best, but you can't always choose. My apartment doesn't have a gas connection.
Only nu-males and old people cook with electric
Who makes your favorite canned sardines /ck/? How do you prefer them? In oil? In water? In mustard?
I usually just buy the cheapest sardines I can find in water or oil. I've never seen the advantage of King Oscar or one of the higher end brands.
Marock brand in tomato sauce is pretty tasty.
>>9269191
Would you eat sardines from the coast of Japan?
What makes them so superior to normal french fries? Aren't they literally the same thing?
>>9268509
Seasoning
They're curly and fun to play with!
>>9268509
More surface area for more crispiness
Check this bad boy out that's wagyu sirloin steak I got three of em. How jel are you idiots?
What would you do if you had one of your own ey? Go on tell me
>>9263307
Is it fucking frozen? You retard
>>9263307
you speak like a fag and your shit's all fucked up
>>9263307
Microwave it while you're at it, it's already pleb-tier wagyu
Authentic Texas BBQ LOL!!!!!!
>>9272749
What the fuck are you on about?
Sysco delivers kitchen supplies and generic condiments and shit. Literally has nothing to do with the content or quality of their sauce.
>>9272759
All their meat, produce and sauce ingredients are sysco brand. Nerd.
>>9272806
All I see is a sysco truck, so for all you know they could be delivering cleaning supplies.
Prove it or you're the nerd.
>own a restaurant
>have to deal with people bringing filthy animals into a place where people are FUCKING EATING
If your child is so autistic that it needs to have a service dog with it at all times, don't go out to eat. Filthy animals don't belong where people are eating their food. You're a bad person if you take a dog in a place of dining, autism or not.
>>9272575
If you're the owner why didn't you kick them out?
>>9272586
Because I don't want to get drawn and quartered by SJWs, and I have no legal right to do so.
>>9272575
Kill yourself
>younger brother with Celiac disease is currently in the bathroom vomiting and gagging himself in a desperate attempt to get the wheat-flour thickened pudding his mother accidentally fed him out of his system before it hits his intestines leaving him screaming in agony on the floor for at least 5 hours
Thank Christ I dodged this fucking genetic bullet holy shitamole. Anybody on here deal with food allergies this bad? Apparently some people get rashes from it, but he gets fucking nuked.
Like many people, I'm allergic to things I don't like.
Have you considered that maybe he just does it for attention?
everything you ate today thread
here is everythin i te today
two long salami and gouda sandwiches
on cereal box with milk
3 pastries
one big portion of bread pudding
two big servings of kung pao and one big serving of rice
two tangerines
popcorn bag
7 peanut butter chocolates
beef stew with pasta
large soda
i may fry some homemade nuggets later tonight still, no fres tho i dont feel like making them
>miso soup
>greek yogurt with some maple syrup
>roasted barley tea
>tomato and potato soup
>chocolate pudding
>fruit and spinach smoothie
>chicken and veggie soup
>green tea
Breakfast: Homemade beef-vegetable soup with a glass of milk.
Lunch: 5 uber-American tacos with ground beef, kidney beans, cheddar cheese, salsa, Cholula hot sauce, and a coke.
Dinner: Med-rare steak and baked potato with butter, and ice water.
Late-night snack: a cup of beef-flavored ramen.
Soylent
4 olives
Chicken parm