How Tuna Ruined My Life

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Alright wannabe foodies reviewing food in your car, it's story time so sit the fuck down.

> Be me
> Be back home from college
> Hate the smell of tuna
> Nearly puke every time I smell it
> Fatass sister keeps making things with tuna in it
> Start spraying air freshener all over the kitchen to remove the smell
> Find all cans of tuna in the house
> Throw them all away, sealed and everything
> Do this for a few weeks
> They just keep buying tuna for some reason and don't get the hint
> I even straight out tell them I'm throwing away all the tuna and they don't believe me
> One day the kitchen is just a mess of tuna
> Sister's friend came over and ate tuna sandwiches
> Actually puke
> Decide to rubber band the top of a can of air freshener and put it on the counter
> Dad comes home
> Doesn't notice air freshener and turns on stove to boil some water
> fireball.jpg
> Kitchen is now on fire
> We all run out of the house
> Acting retarded I go "At least there's no more tuna!"
> mfw my house is nearly burnt down

> mfw I get kicked out of the house

>mfw the tuna was all destroyed in the fire