Tell me lies,
tell me sweet little lies.
Oh, no, no you can't disguise
>>8810093
>100%-Juice
nice try to swindle customers
Pure Water is much better.
Still preferable to all the sodas usually posted on /ck/.
>>8810093
I don't see anything in there but juice
Will this be the next normie meme sauce?
>>8810036
It's almost certainly going to be Szechuan sauce.
>>8810039
Is there enough room at the top for another "asian" sauce?
Sriracha seems to be locked in.
I got a free mcdouble earlier, like 5 hours ago, and its sitting in the bag in my car.
Should I eat it?
not if it has mayo or anything containing mayo
otherwise go for it, it's not like mcd's is capable of going bad
>>8809936
Unless you're fat as shit, then yes.
>>8809949
why the fuck would you put mayo on a burger?
What excuse do you have for not doing this?
I'm not European.
I don't drink soda
>>8809857
Do Americans really do this?
How the fuck do you find good submarine bread? I've been to every super market in town and I can only find these weird faux hot dog bun sandwich rolls.
>>8809810
Make some
>>8809821
I agree.
OP I've looked around too and it's hard to find something good. Same thing goes for tortillas
>>8809810
Sadly, unless you live near a decent baker; you going to have to make them yourself
You can only have one until the day you die. Choose.
Me: I choose the maple syrup
t. Leaf
Kys leaf
Maple sizzzurup
Honey, you god damn savage.
They call Church's (A.K.A oil factory) Texas Chicken in other countries. Any other name changes?
>>8809627
In America, they call their "Round and Round Ups and Downs" a "Ferris Wheel"
>>8809627
hungry jacks is aussie burger king
wtf i hate church's now
Is there any food more versatile, healthy, and practical than sauerkraut? Truly it is the food of the gods.
>prevents scurvy
>highly bioavailable nutrients
>Vitamin B, C, K, calcium, magnesium, dietary fiber, folate, iron, potassium, copper and manganese
>probiotics
>tons of articles on NCBI Pubmed showing it heals stomach ulcers and other digestive issues
>literally saved lives during the Civil War
>cures canker sores
>oculoprotectice
>inhibits growth of cancer cells in vitro and in animal studies
>make you toot, which makes kids laugh
>lasts for months
>can be used to make soup
>can be used as salad
>good on sandwiches
>can add apples, cranberries, peppers, carrots, all kinda shit to it
>>8809572
kimchi
>>8809572
>can be used to make soup
tell me more
>>8809572
sauerkraut is pretty great, OP
best hot dog topping, just add your favorite mustard
10/10
>be American
>raised with American style fork-and-knife technique
>this means fork with left hand, vertically down into meat, cut meat in front of fork, put knife down, move fork to right hand, fork the dissection, bring fork to mouth with prongs facing up
>realize I'm wasting way too much energy doing this, also being too loud with the clanging of my silverware on the plate
>learn that British people do everything backwards but have some good ideas, so I try to eat like them
>angle fork into food with left hand, cut with knife behind fork, so now food is already on fork, this makes sense
>bring food to mouth with prongs facing down, yes this is better
>suddenly try to eat a rice dish, have put food on back of fork and use knife to hold it down, willing to squish it if necessary
>this sucks
>turn fork over to take advantage of the scoop in the fork
>lack of left hand coordination means I can barely get food on the fork, let alone bring it to my mouth
Is the solution to just keep the fork always in the RIGHT hand, and learn how to cut with a knife with the LEFT?
How do Britfags eat food that doesn't have to be cut up? Do you hold spoons in your left hand too? What about soup? Why not just cut with your weaker hand, so your dominant hand can be the hand that actually guides the fork to your mouth? What about cake? Spaghetti? Why bother using the left so much?
Please help co/ck/fags, I can't eat until I know how to eat.
>>8809450
>How do Britfags eat food that doesn't have to be cut up? Do you hold spoons in your left hand too? What about soup? Why not just cut with your weaker hand, so your dominant hand can be the hand that actually guides the fork to your mouth? What about cake? Spaghetti? Why bother using the left so much?
I was raised in the British style. The only constant is that the fork is in the left hand and the knife is in the right. It's perfectly acceptable to turn your fork over to scoop things that you don't need to cut up. In fact, it would be silly to do it any other way.
I'm not sure why dominant vs weak hand even matters. You can learn to use either hand for any task; I'm right-handed but I have zero trouble using my fork in the left hand.
>soup
Spoon, left hand.
>why bother using the left so much
Why not? You have two hands, might as well learn to use them both.
autism in action
me again
<<<lunch
Hey co/ck/s
Why doesn't my bread rise when I make homemade bread? I bought some bread and roll mix and followed the instructions to the tee, but shit only rose like half of what it was supposed to. I still baked it and ate it, seems fine, but I can't seem to make bread like my grandma and her mighty buttery loaves.
pic taken from google, not mine.
>>bread and roll mix
Wait, you used some shit in a box? That's your first mistake. Throw that shit away. Your grandma didn't use shit from a box. There's a good chance it didn't rise well because the leaving agent was old.
How did you proof it?
I'm making some bread at this very moment as it happens.
Don't use some mix. Get bread flour, yeast (I use active dry but instant works too), sugar, salt, and a fat (oil, butter, eggs). Make real bread anon, it really isn't hard.
OP here.
I'm learning, so I'll start with the easy stuff. So sue me.
>>8808912
Did I proof what?
ITT we post things that absolutely do not belong with chocoloate, I'll start.
>>8808635
My mom dunks dark chocolate in wine
SALT.
These things are the shit. Only $1 each at Wal-Mart, a variety of flavors to choose from, and they taste much better than ramen and actually fill me. Anyone else eat Knorr pasta sides regularly?
>>8808369
For me, it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich. A slightly spicy crispy chicken patty with a toasted bun, crisp shaved lettuce, and creamy mayo. All for only $1.49.
>>8808391
Fucking kill yourself memeposter
>>8808369
>Anyone else eat Knorr pasta sides regularly?
No, I stopped paying the stupid tax on pre-prepared food, box mixes, and packets years ago.
Should Chili be made with or without Beans?
>>8808209
With
>>8808216
even on a chili dog?
>>8808209
its chilli CON CARNE for a reason you flyover fuck
do americans really do this? do they not realize how easy it is to get fresh veggies?
>>8807940
they don't
they also dislike food without at least 20 additives
Of course we do. So does everyone else, the French invented it. That being said i really only buy canned beans for those times when i don't want to soak and cook beans for the entire day. I'm just not a dedicated bean boy.
>>8807946
*they don't realize it
(just to avoid missunderstandings here)