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>>8815189
What are the ingredients in the prepared mustard?
What is Ph?
Why is prepared mustard shelf stable?
Vinegar.

>>8815189

Well here are the symptoms from a reliable source, best of luck mustard cuck

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/Botulism/Pages/Introduction.aspx

>>8815195
>Water, White Mustard Seeds, Spirit Vinegar, Black Mustard Seeds, Sugar, Salt, Flavours, Turmeric Extract

My eyelids are starting to feel tired, that's freaking me out a bit. Hope it's just my imagination

Not every sandwich is a burger.

Also burgers aren't American.

>>8815206
>burgers arent american
thats a funny joke

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looks kind of dry. could use some sauce. maybe mushroom gravy to make a salisbury steak burger.

start with 1/4 at a time

wait for a bit

then add another 1/4 until you reach the consistency you like

you have to wait, cause it takes a while for it to thicken and congeal

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>>8814984
thx m8

>>8814974
Quarter it like >>8814984 said, then dice it up. Do your meat first, and parboil your carrots and potatoes. Deglaze your pan and get the fond thouroghly mixed in with the meat, add veggies now and then slowly mix the curry into it, add water small amounts at a time and stir the fuck out of it, get your rice on right about now. Put lid on and simmer while rice is going. Deep fry pork cutlets now, should take 10-15 mins for a few. Serve, eat.

>>8814704
Wagyu is better than any bullshit you'll find in the US, but Wagyu is literally every kind of beef in Japan that isn't junk aussie or us beef

Disgusting, who wants to eat meat with all these fatty veins running through it? I wouldn't feed that to a dog, disgusting.

>>8814915
It's tender fat, not terrible connective tissue. It's delicious.

No.

Stop it.

My tip would be to ask a professional for help and not idiots on 4chan.

>>8814502
Just STOP EATING you stupid fat fuck.
If you don't know what a serving is, serve yourself only the serving size listed on the box.
Nobody would be fat if they just ate the recommended serving size.

>>8814479
Yeah we eat all sorts of sugary crap like chocolate eggs and chocolate rabbits

>>8814479
its mostly a kid thing

>>8814495
>>8814479
yeah, big easter candy is mainly a kid thing. some adults will have some easter candy, but it's usually like...a small pack of jelly beans or cadbury mini eggs or something

>>8814469
I don't know a damn thing about cheese, but there's nothing stopping me from buying a completely random hunk of cheese at the store, for better or worse
I suggest you do the same

>>8814481
Don't you think eating a small hunk of cheese with fresh bread some tea sound delicious for a snack?

>>8814469
You've gotta try a bunch of different kinds of cheese and decide which kinds you like. Personally, I hate stinky cheeses of all kids, but I love a sharp cheddar or creamy brie. It all depends on your personal tastes.

>>8814231


You must be single.

I was on a curry kick for a few months, but my wife made me stop. She insisted she could taste curry in my semen, and smell it in my dirty clothes.

Not the smell you're looking for when it comes to mattress dancing...

>>8814272
Bitches always make up dumb delusional shit.

>>8814272
Not single but live with roommates not bf. Yeah pretty sure the smell doesn't cling like that...or at least no one's told me

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>>8813412
Fage 0% (Greek yogurt) has 130 calories per serving and 23g of protein. Tastes like sour cream.

Servings are huge too. A tub of this size has 4 servings. You could eat the whole thing for only 520 calories and 92 grams of protein.

You could also add mix-ins like granola.

>>8813439
cocoa powder + aspartame tastes good.

Legumes are the only high-protein plant foods. A few nuts, seeds and grains are moderate in protein, but almost all of these sources are somewhat deficient in lysine and sulfurous amino acids like methionine.
So therefore the only thing left is meat, fish and dairy.

Wash them in the dishwasher and then tumble dry.

I buy clean eggs

>>8813345
How do you know they are clean?

>>8813283
Orange soda is delicious with ice cream you fucking plebeian

>shit tier: soda

fixed that for you

>>8813302
True, really need to get off the shit

>>8812439
It's not 1990 anymore

>>8812439
2017 and having a diet anything other than cum from your wife's bull......you sound like a racist/misogynist OP

Enjoy losing your muscle mass as your body goes into starvation mode.

>>8812292
Trash, not real chocolate, I don't eat it unless it's impolite to decline.

>>8812292
It has it's uses. Made a white chocolate raspberry cheesecake with it and it was breddy gud.

It was only made just so black people could get messy too

Since when is that something that you have to explain to kids?

>>8811009
Tell her human's are omnivores. Boom done.

>>8811009
just tell her that if she wants to be a vegetarian she can do it as an orphan.

Forgot to mention I've got some basic cooking gear (microwave, small George Foreman grill, electric kettle, pots/pans/baking sheets, an actual oven/stove that sort of works).

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corn dogs are my go to for easy dorm cooking. check out this webm on how to do it right.

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>>8810144
For you, it's the McChicken.