>debating stealing the peanut butter packet at a restaurant even though I do in fact have jars of peanut butter I don't eat
What are some other restaurant crisises? Also my food is too hot and forces me to funpost.
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>>8819167
>Those smuckers jelly packets.
I want them all. I want them all now.
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>stealing
They're free.
Literally the only reason to set foot into a fast food joint is to grab a handful of ketchup and relish packets
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>>8819167
The plural of crisis is crices you stupid, fucking weeaboo.
I made a grilled cheese.
I actually used real cheese.
I actually cooked it on a grill.
If I can do it /ck/ then so can you (unless you live in a country were you can't get cheese).
Why do you struggle with this?
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>>8819122
what countries do not have cheese?
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>>8819130
america for example
>>8819122
holy cow
thats how it is done
I try it the next time
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>>8819122
Lighting up a pound of charcoal to make a single sandwich is asinine.
And normal people don't keep tanks of explosive gas next to their house, so the rest of us aren't going to create a metric ton of pollutants and smoke out the neighborhood because we watched an episode of good eats and wanted to brag about it on a chinese forum.
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Seeing as it's asparagus season where I live, how does /ck like its asparagus?
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In the trash.
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>>8818895
i like to grill it with salt, pepper, garlic and a drizzle of olive oil
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>>8818895
Boiled and eaten with ham and eggs with a bearnaise sauce. The day after a glorious asparagus soup.
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Why isn't all bread sold cut long?
If you want a smaller slice, then you just cut to taste.
How is it that humanity has been doing bread wrong for thousands of years?
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>bacardi
>budweiser
>pringles
fuck you
kys with that gun
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>>8817919
What's wrong with pringles?
Short of disk or square shaped chips, you can't make a better non-dip chip.
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Why is there not mass appreciation for this god tier meat?
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>>8817793
Because plebs outside of the mid-atlantic/ Pennsylvania dutch area can't appreciate our humble but perfect sausage
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>>8817793
I agree. I think it is regional to German culture, specifically the Pennsylvania 'Dutch'.
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>>8817833
i think it's ready to go national
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Let's have a debate. Which is better?
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>>8816973
honestly, it really depends what you want to use those for but if you're just eating one then i'd say lime.
i usually describe lime as "lemon but better"
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>>8816973
both are great and have their usage
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>>8816973
Lime
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So, does everyone have their kielbasa for Easter?
I get mine from an old meat shop about 30 miles away. Folks line up outside around this time of year, because they change their recipe a bit for Easter. I'm guessing most of them are Polish Catholic. I myself am not, but I will never turn down good kielbasa.
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I only eat kabanos
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>>8815702
pole here, eating white kelbasa from a family shop this time
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>>8815702
Easter = only white kielbasa.
W ogóle lubię opierdalać kiełbasy.
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Pop or Soda?
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Soda. I live in Atlanta where Coca-Cola has it's world headquarters, and it's soda.
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>>8814706
i don't consume sugar. just a glass of spring water for me thanks
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>>8814706
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Live in christian fundamentalist country
>can't buy alcohol during holidays like easter
>forgot to buy beer
I have a litre of vodka and a litre of gin. What should I make?
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Screwdriver. Boring but classic.
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>>8809350
If it's warm out, a Tom Collins might do nicely. Otherwise, you could go with any number of juice combinations. If you feel fancy, try making an Ace cocktail.
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Gin & Lemon.
Could someone please explain this to me.
In the UK these things are springing up everywhere, who the fuck drives along and suddenly thinks
>shit i need a coffee badly, so badly i haven't got time to get out the car
I'm a Tea drinker but i have a coffee machine for when i fancy it, i would never buy coffee in a paper cup for four pounds from a chain store let alone bother to go to a drive though to get it.
I've walked past these store in City centres and glanced in, it's full of Mac looking tossers, im sure these people just want to emulate there favourate American sitcom characters.
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>>8818820
>Mac looking tossers
What did she mean by this?
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>she
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There is literally nothing wrong with drive through Costas. They are the McDonald's of the coffee world.
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How much does a McChicken cost where you live /ck/?
I just bought one and it cost $6.
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McChicken
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>>8814028
I don't know because I prefer a glass of pure water.
For me, it's a glass of pure water.
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>>8814028
5.85 at my local in Perth
McDonald's have lost the fucking plot here, I don't even go there any more. Much better deals at Hj's and kfc
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>starbucks is pretentious
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>>8813886
paying for coffee is pretty pretentious
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>>8813888
Trips for truth. One time I tried robbing a guy for his coffee grounds. Then some SNOB arrested me now I'm posting from prison.
Some people...
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>>8813886
Paying $2.65 for reheated garbage coffee, toting the cup around like a fashion accessory and then claiming you need it to live is pretty pretentious.
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Dippin' Dots ARE the future of ice cream /ck/
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>no flavor
>no creaminess
>small portion for high amount
really made me think
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>>8819615
You don't understand, they ARE the future
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Our dystopian future.
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I want to cook on gas.
How do i install gas cookware in my apartment ? I can't make holes and shit and i'm not connected to gas network.
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Move to an actual city, maybe? What good is a gas stove if you can't get good food to cook anyway? I mean suppose you manage to acquire some kind of portable gas tank so you can pretend you're in civilization, what would you even cook with it? Roadkill? Your sister's placenta?
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gas is overrated, get induction.
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you could use a campingstove
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Man, I need to buy one of these.
Imagine having for breakfast the Lone Star everytime you want.
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I need this sausage shaper in my life
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I want the versatile tool called naked chef.
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Sounds horrible
I want a copper fish kettle but it's difficult to justify spending $1000+ on something I'd only use once a month
I mean, I can tell myself I'd use it every day but I'm not dumb enough to be able to lie to myself the way cast iron fans pretend that they can cook everything with their gimpy, unresponsive pans that ruin tomatoes