First time cooking for myself boys. How'd I do
>>8881123
Very good anon, keep it up
>foam plate
Enjoy the cancer my man
Do you guys crack the egg and just let it cook or flip it over? I love when your done cooking it and the yolk is still in tact
There's going to be a potluck on the final day of one of my classes. Only one window in the room but it NEVER gets opened and I don't want to be rude in opening it, making it obvious I think the food fucking reeks. I can't miss the final day, but I don't know if I'm going to be able to compose myself for it either.
I'm extremely sensitive to certain smells I know will be there, and I also have a phobia of contamination from these same foods. This is going to be a fucking nightmare for me. What can I do? I'm literally considering putting toilet paper up my nostrils - but I'm sure I'll still be able to "smell" it through my mouth. I really don't want to have a panic attack on the final day and be forced to leave class early. Just a hint of the smells from these foods is enough to send me into a panic - being stuck in a room filled with them...I just don't think I can do this. I'm going to be crying by the end of it.
>>8880916
I say go with toilet paper with a overpowering scent that you can handle.
Also I say bring your own food and just say that or make up some bull shit about not feeling well and not eatting
>>8880916
I think you should just kill yourself, that way you never have to smell anything ever again.
>>8880916
I have no idea what the fuck is wrong with you, but that's totally fucked up. Get help.
>seasoning meat with anything other than salt and pepper.
If the flavor is so shit you have to hide it with spices, why don't you just buy quality meat?
>>8880785
>limiting yourself like that
what's the fucking point then
>>8880785
Dont tell me how to enjoy stuff you raging faggot.
>>8880785
You season steak with salt and pepper. Pork and chicken have NO flavor unless you season them. I bet you ask them to take the pickles off your burger, too.
Diet soda tastes exactly the same as its non diet counterpart
Why do morons act like they taste different? They literally taste the same, and have the same flavoring mixtre, use different sweeteners
Fuck retarded Normies
Are normies the only people with taste buds or something? Maybe if you put out fewer cigarettes with your tongue, you could taste the awful aspertame flavor.
>>8880726
I always wondered why anyone drinks the non-diet version. I mean they just taste essentially the same but with no calories.
Diet and non-diet do actually taste different and I can taste the difference, but people who act like diet is disgusting are idiots, and it's all in their head.
Sugar sodas taste way better, why are you guys pretending to be so retarded?
I think of it as liquid candy. To be enjoyed once in a blue moon, maybe on holidays or a camping trip.
Daily reminder that BEER was NEVER traditionally brewed with hops until Germany passed a law in the 1500s (Beer Purity Act) MANDATING that beer is brewed with Hops. It's the earliest known attempt of the elite's attempt to sedate the population.
This is also ignoring the fact that ALCOHOL in itself increases aromatase in the body which boosts the conversion of testosterone into estrogen. In other words, the phytoestrogens in hops has a synergistic effect with the aromatase increase to produce the feminization (visceral fat storage, increased serum estrogen, decreased serum testosterone, etc...) that is so visible in those that drink beer/craft beer.
>>8880667
>Some shit that happened 500 years ago in food is relevant today
Guess whats in the email field
there's literally nothing wrong with estrogens.
I don't think a bunch of Germans in the 1500s knew anything about phytoestrogens
Soda choice of the day: Is there any difference between Coke and Coke Zero besides an autistic marketing campaign?
>>8880411
Coke Zero doesn't raise my sugar levels
Yes, the taste
Coke Zero is disgusting
>>8880411
>everything I don't like is autism
FUCKING STOP.
>tfw keep over eating
Fast 24 hours while reading classics.
Stop making this thread.
STOP EATING CARBS
Does beer have a lot of sugar in it? I've noticed that over the years, my teeth have been rotting at a higher rate, even though I never go a day without brushing my teeth at least once, and the only things I drink daily are water and beer....I would understand if I drank tons of soda, but I really only ever have it when I go out to eat, so I figure it must be the beer doing it?
Sugar in food sticks to teeth and accelerates decay just like sugar in drinks.
Your teeth probably are spaced closer together making brushing and flossing less effective than average.
Both can fuck you over so better up it to two or three a day plus floss.
>>8880042
It might be the wheat chemicals they add to the rest of your food.
I have lost most of my tooth matter and I'm barely 26. It's some sort of globalist poison, and fluoride is known to do severe damage to your teeth.
I'm not sure what to tin foil about and blame it on, but something's still rotting my teeth even after the eradication of poison from my life.
One theory is that most perfumes, especially dryer sheets that people spray all over the neighborhood, contain poppies. Well, no, it's not a theory, it's a fact. And contact with poppies will rot your teeth faster than anything on earth.
So it's probably just the fact that people are too naive to remove perfume from their life and your daily contact with poppies is removing your teeth, which is one of the globalist priorities, right above liver and kidney damage.
>>8880042
Tooth health is mostly genetic.
As for beer, yeah, it does contain a lot of carbs. Plus the carbonation itself makes beer acidic. Remember chem 101? CO2 gas + water = carbonic acid.
>force feeding ducks only to get a small, earthy flavored piece of meat with the consistency of mashed potatoes
Why the fuck do people go crazy over foie gras?
It tastes good
It's best in small quantities, not with other meat. That plate looks fucking gross, looks like something they'd serve to a retarded casino gambler in vegas or macau
>>8879758
Is that chocolate sauce on cheese?
>>8879758
because it's fucking delicious.
Also where on earth are you coming up with the idea of "a small piece of meat"? A whole piece of foie gras is massive.
what does /ck/ think of goji berries? they have the most antioxidants per gram than any food in the world. and they're not too expensive. i try to eat 100g a day.
cost a lot
extremely sugary
>>8879703
What do they taste like, cranberries?
>>8879703
>the most antioxidants per gram than any food in the world
In the WORLD. IN THE WORLD!
What is your favorite piece of fictional media about cooking or food?
>>8879494
Hemingway's description of cooking food... I forget which Nick Adams story it was...
Big Night is the only correct answer
>>8879494
Any meal from the Redwall series, though thats of course not the main focus.
Rate my pizza.
why did you put pizza toppings on that tire
>>8879490
2/10
>>8879490
Small and pale but would eat.
Why does this exist?
Literally the worst soft drink of all time.
Because it's popular and people buy it.
>>8879314
It tastes like a melted Firecracker and American depression
>>8879295
O B S E S S E D
I like Dan Barber's "The Third Plate," and thought to reproduce a bit of the thought experiment here.
>>8879102
we'll be eating a lot less meat for sure.
>>8879102
In 100 years most meat will be lab grown. Animal corpse meat will be a high class specialty item that rich people will eat as a meme food and most other people will find creepy and gross.
How do vegans do a keto diet?
Are they able to pull it off?
I have been interested in converting but worry about gaining weight from all the carbs.
>>8878649
I don't think a keto diet is something you can be on long term anyway right?
If you want to go vegan then just do it after the keto diet has run its course
otherwise i guess your best bet would be olives and nuts and dark chocolate
>>8878649
It's possible, but very highly restricted. You'll be eating from a very narrow selection of hemp, soy, chia, and flax for protein. Plain tree nuts are doable but by themselves will not come close to providing adequate protein.
I've been meaning to get my gf to go on a similar diet, but it just seems way too hard to maintain.