How much milk is safe to drink in a day, provided one isn't exceeding their caloric limits?
1% of course.
>>8887449
I'm underweight and gonna start the GOMAD diet.
One full gallon of whole milk a day, every day.
I drink a cup of 3.25 every morning
>>8887477
3.25 is basically cum
How can I become a cool sexy guy that can whip up a fancy romantic tasty dinner when a girl comes over to my place?
I want to become more interesting and gain some skills. Currently I barely know how to cook things in a microwave. Should i take a cooking class? Is there books or youtube channels? Or should i just lurk here?
start cooking recipes from credible publications (bon appetit, food52, serious eats are a few I like) a few times a week and don't be afraid to experiment once you're more comfortable. Its just food. Its ok if you mess up. If you're not retarded, you'll be cooking better than most #wifeys in 6 months.
1. become a better person
2. work out
3. learn how to cook
>>8887404
>youtube channels
Jack. Lots and lot of jack.
For me:
>any large parrot
>any raptor
>any cetacean
>fox
>dog
>pheasant
>manta
>peafowl
>emu
>ostrich
>cassowary
>kangaroo
>horse
>armadillo
>any reptile
>pelican
>>8887105
Had an ostrich burger once. Unique taste. Like a very gamey alien cow spliced with alien turkey from another, completely separate alien planet
Horse sashimi and horse tartare.
Some of those are not allowed as per the bible
anybody got a recipe for making good ass omelettes? cause the ones i make taste like shit.
>>8887019
Use fresh ass, and clean it thoroughly.
>ass omelette
Found your problem
>>8887019
Dont whisk then yolk completely into the mix. Leave some white and yellow streaks. Salt and pepper. Also use 1/2 tbsp of butter per egg. Low and slow.
how does my dinner look /ck/?
>>8886974
Spread ketchup over the well done steak like a real man and you'll get rated.
>>8886986
it's not well done
not my best cook, but passable
I don't know about ketchup, but it does need a sauce. Bearnaise or a pan sauce would look good.
This place gets shilled here enough but after being a member for ten years, it definitely has some flaws.
>Literally always a fucking line of retards at the check out, never enough open registers. Food court is even worse. Retards also don't know how to use the self checkouts.
>There's people walking around aimlessly at every store but Costco for some reason has the most.
>Don't even want free samples, just want to get my shit and get out. Fat fucks in the way all the time while with their fat fucking carts in line for samples. See fatties go for seconds all the time.
>Mandatory penis inspections at the entrance, check out, and exit.
>Food court soft serve is absolute low fat trash
>No beer except Kirkland Lightâ„¢ at my locations
>Directv shills harassing you in the electronics section
>Cartfags are incapable of watching their surroundings in and out of the store. Worse at Costco because the carts are massive.
but the deals, man
THE DEALS
coffee and cooking oil alone is worth a trip
I usually stick to the CostCo Business stores. Less selection on a lot of products but it's full of small business owners looking to get in and out quickly.
Imagine going to a super market food court and expecting decent food.
The only one who deserves to be laughed at here is you.
Does /ck/ talk about Action Bronson or no?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6XmDg0PEtE
>>8886802
fuck off
>>8886802
Fuck off
>>8886806
/thread
>currently paying out ass on credit card debt
>basically spending all my money on debt and child support payments
I need help, I'm trying to survive off of 5$ for every two weeks
What cheap food can I but to not starve?
Rice.
biggest bag of rice you can buy
biggest bag of dry beans you can buy
biggest bag of potatoes you can buy
jug of cheap veggie oil
salt
Lentils and rice every meal. Seriously. Add some fresh vegetables if you can.
What's your sandwich alignment, /ck/?
non autist
fuck off back to /nlsscirclejerk
>>8886695
No clue what that is sorry
i bought german remoulade today and on the cover i saw it on a sandwich. then i read on the back its suited to cutlets. so i decided tomorrow im gonna make some great sandwiches for food.
heres what im thinkin:
big white bread
butter
2-3 different cutlets atleast
remoulade
cheese
tomato
pickles
lettuce
onion
jalopeno
but im might wanna make another different kind. maybe get another cheese and use only tomato or pickle.
so whats your favourite recipe for sandwiches? post protips.
>>8886226
good for you, sounds disgusting
id like to have ny deli sammich but im not sure we have them in uurope
>>8886231
post better one then fgt
Heres the cutlets, smoked ham, metvurst,smoked turkey, smoked garlicpepper ham .
>grind beans in deafening blade grinder
>boil water in paper cups in the microwave
>brew with ceramic drip
How far out of your way do you go to avoid having to drink the filthy plastic tasting shit that comes out of this machine at work?
Also, why do so many people seem to have no problem with it? It really surprises me how bad any coffee tastes once it's gone through a Keurig machine and brewed in a thin plastic disposable tub.
>boil water in the microwave
it's pretty nasty
i would rather drink store brand instant coffee, frankly
but i prefer some nice fresh ground costco beans through a french press
Hario hand grinder
Chemex pour over
Bonavita electric kettle
Egg timer
What did they mean by this?
>not eating only purely ionized foods
enjoy your permanently off-balance chi, faggot
I bet you don't activate your almonds... baka tbqh senpai
>2017
>not activating your almonds
>not ionizing your pancakes
>not using pink Himalayan or Celtic salt
What are you, some kind of stone age reject?
Cooking newfag here.
Can someone give me some tips on how to make a good spicy stir fry?
>>8886055
Just go with the generic stir fry sequence, and you should be fine.
1. Heat wok (cast iron or carbon steel skillets can work too)
2. Add oil, wait for it to just start smoking a bit, then add aromatics to the oil until they're fragrant. I always use a combo of garlic / ginger / chili paste made with fresh ingredients. You only need to cook this for like 30 seconds, if that.
3. Add protein and brown.
4. Add veggies and toss.
5. Finish by adding a sauce and any seasonings, and toss until covered.
Use stock as the base for your sauces, and thicken, as needed with a corn starch slurry.
Done.
>>8886086
Thanks, mate. Will try it out.
>>8886055
Don't be afraid to cook your meats and veggies separately if you feel you need better control to cook them properly.
I use a wok and dump the meat out after I cook it, then do the veggies so I don't over cook the meat, and can more easily monitor the veggies. The veggies should be cooked through, but still have a crispy texture and not be mushy.
After I cook the veggies, I'll dump them too, add the sauce to thicken it in the heat, and then just dump everything in, season as needed, turn off the heat, and use the remaining heat in the wok to warm everything together and mix in all the sauce.
I make kung pao dishes, sweet and sour dishes, and the occasional Thai dish, and they all turn out fucking awesome.
what's your favourite savoury pie /ck/?
i'm also partial to a chicken curry, but this just edges it
pizza
>>8886028
Macaroni though a good quality stake and gravy is something else.
greatest worker's breakfast coming through
Why does this food get so much flak?
Some people have low-iron diets.
>>8885321
Because children judge food with their eyes and not their taste buds.
>>8885330
>because plating is just a meme
ok