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>>731399618
faggot fucker checking in
>>731399618
post a pic of names of the screen
Cpt. Autismo reporting in
Sup fags, gonna give you guys a good greentext read about how i got fucked in the feels. First some gay backstory
>be me, fat yet alpha, 7/10, virging cuck
>normally chill with normie friends in our cars after work in a parking lot
>don't normally interact with any qt3.14's unless at a party
>few relationships but nothing mature or lasting
>pretty chill life, easy job, no stress and good pay
>all this changed when my normie fag friend (can call him henry) bought out some girl (call her bub)
>he'd been talking to bub for a few weeks but whenever she was out she bought her other friend (call her shitter)
>now shitter was pretty damn good looking, imo a 9/10 qt3.14. 5"8, blonde hair, hazel eyes. Real good looking chick
Fyi, this is the chick that fucked me in the feels like a big burly black dude who's been on the roids for a month whilst edging himself
>continue this process for about a week
remember we used to chill in the cars every night
>one night shitter comes over in to my car and asks if i could drop them off
>henry has to dip home early, something about being gay
>I agree to take shitter and bub home
>driving home with spaghetti falling out of interior lights
>think nothing else of it
will cont
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Hard bumping
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>roll on the next day
>friend asks if I can pick shitter and bub up, I agree
>message shitter because slidingintodms.jpeg
>she gives me address to go get them and I head out
>once i have shitter and bub we meet henry
>bub vacates my luscious vehicle but shitter stays
>me and shitter start to make conversation
>talk about music, work, life in general
>have the same music taste and sense of humor
>mrw this qt3.14 is making conversation with me
>notice that shitter's phone is constantly buzzing whilst talking to her
>reality sets in and realise that I have pretty slim chances
>more alpha guys than me are hitting her up
>night passes real quick and before long shitter goes back to henry for a ride home with bub
>I head home, thinking nothing of shitter because i'm convinced nothing will happen
>continue this for the next few days, chilling with shitter in my car, bub with henry
>getting closer to shitter, talking over fb now and then and just joking about
>ffw a couple weeks and shit starts to get deep
>chilling in some other shitty car park with shitter in my car
>random car rolls around and some niggermonkey gets out
>starts banging my windows, something about her being his gf or some shit
>niggermonkey tells shitter to get out of the car else he will drag her out
>engagealphamode.mov
Fb fap thread
Facebook fap thread
Shouldn't share cont'd
More of this girl!!!!!
>>731399793
Want the op with her full folder in here.
Still holdin' my dick waiting for more of her
i just lost my virginity to an escort
ask me anything
how much was it?
also, pic related?
What was his name?
>>731399305
nope. she was not asian, pic is just from google
80 for her to ride me in my car
creepshot thread
Straight shota dump still going, still have drawn to do and then will post some SFM
Continued from >>731396462
>>731400683
>>731400752
>>731400791
funny sex stories
>be me
>meet 19 yr old qt314^2
>her pussy smells like velvet
>her body is carved out of marble - track for 4 years
>its the 2nd time we're hooking up
>both blotto
>"its really hard for me to cum in general. don't worry"
>a fucking challenge.
>determined to make her cum no matter what
>edgy drunk foreplay ensues
>fuck her gently, intimately, kiss her passionately
>piledrive her into oblivion with her face between my couch cushions
>fold her into fetal posish for maximal cervial destruction
>i'm panting like a chihuahua locked in a minivan in a texas august
>nothing. no orgasm.
>she smiles at me as if saying "told you"
>okay bitch!
>start eating that pussy like an autist on bath salts
>fuck the alphabet game
>lapping at this pussy like parched german shepards just released from the minivan
>do the "come hither"
>do the "pacman"
>im playing piano inside this pussy
>"oh anon. oh anon. oh god please dont stop. please"
>clam lapping intensifies
>cant feel my arm, fingers, tongue, face
>by now half the bed is a puddle
>weird taste enters my mouth
>"Oh ANON OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!"
>idgaf. activate anerobic fast twitch muscle fibers
>allahu ahkbar.
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
>symphonies to my ears
>victory tastes motherfucking sweet
>look at bed
>bed covered in blood
>forgot to mention she was lowkey still on her period
>pic related. my face, but worse
>>731394520
GODLY KEK pls make a screencap
>>731394520
>I had that problem one time with a girl, only it was a rimjob and there wasn't any blood involved.
>>731394660
jesus fuck. it was shit??
Dubs decides Louise Belcher's fate.
Leave her alone. Dont you fucking dare
inb4 semen
>>731398885
Up the pooper
Be honest /b/ am I fat
I'd still fuck you. Also, we're cousins.
>>731396222
Obviously yes.
>>731396222
Checked, and yes you're fat
On/off thread
>>731397136
I turned 22 today
I have no friends
trips decides how I spend today
>>731397593
Go for a walk in the woods.
Kys
Try to make friends with a 5 year old girl
ask a cuck anything
selfbump
How often do you post your wife/gf. Is she sexy? Any text conversations you have to show us? Do you get hard when someone confronts here about seeing her nude online?
>>731397120
Are you usually present?
And do you get off on all of this beta, humiliation bullshit?
Celeb thread V2
>>731399479
GOODBYE THREAD
>best celeb
What is your best "would you rather"?
>>731393781
Would you rather become that for it to be something or would you rather try and do that for it to be done
Would you rather be a full blown nigger or be beheaded by isis