Who will take the belt off him?
Probably Cena at SummerSlam.
The Indian crowd the second he tries to do a "celebrate with my people" spot while touring there.
>>2753790
Cena will move to RAW though...
ITT:Autistic wrestling things you have done
>2 hours ago
>see my 17 year old cat chasing a mouse outside my house
>instictively start chanting YOU STILL GOT IT *clap x5* through the window
>turns out he actually caught the mouse so he still got it
>>2753778
Watching 3hrs of RAW for years now almost every week.
I used to play vidya and watch RAW at the same time. Id get to a point in the game that I could continuously make the rumble pack vibrate and stick it up my ass and masturbate to divas matches.
>mummy and daddy fighting again over whether to kick me out of the house or not
>instinctively start chanting "FIGHT FOREVER" over and over at them
>mummy runs to her room crying
Why do they have nothing for her?
She is at least a great Valet/Manager
>>2753750
I think she'd look sexy in a turban tbqhfamalamadingdong
>>2753757
>Indian
>Summer
pottery
The Manager of the Maharaja
No matter what happens on land, there will always be an Ocean.
Great thread
>implying being in a body of water keeps you safe from the international terrorist known as VILLMAN
>>2753682
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Theres no one better in the wwe overall than the miz heres why:
>never been injured
>never injured anyone
>entertaining
>good worker
>God tier mic skills
>>2753675
The King of Soft Style. Injured many others in the ring though because he was too soft to catch them. Low brow entertainer who wouldn't even draw a crowd in a vaudeville.
>>2753685
he injured no one
>>2753690
>>2753675
He is a coward wrestler who doesn't like contact. This is where he botched R-Truth:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VZsXq_FUdM
Holy shit. They actually treated Samoa Joe as a bad ass. They did the build for the match right two weeks in a row now. Could Brock Lesnar VS Samoa Joe legitimately end up being a great match?
Things are going way too well. They're clearly getting ready to swerve us and Senõr Joe will get squashed in five minutes.
Nah, nigga. It's gonna be a prolonged squash with Joe getting one or two pockets of offense in.
>WWE doesn't fuck up 1/40 things two weeks in a row
>That's enough to get people excited
It's like textbook Stockholm syndrome.
So can we finally agree that the Fedora is a certified pussy magnet?
>>2753631
this, ive started wearing my fedora to work and im turning heads left and right.
>>2753634
I bet it has anon, I bet it has
>>2753631
Yes, if that's what it takes to lick the best feet
>Raw
Female
----------
1 - Paige
2 - Alexa Bliss
3 - Maryse
4 - Lana
5 - Bayley
Male
-------
1 - Finn Bálor
2 - Seth Rollins
3 - Rusev
4 - Daniel Bryan
5 - Cesaro
>June 13, 2017
>Paige is still employed by the WWE
>>2753523
rusev is fat and ugly hes not hot
>>2753523
faggot
What did she mean by this facial expression?
incest is bad mmkay?
>>2753503
It's different for twin grils though, they get dared to kiss each other from like the age of 10 and they know it's every man's fantasy to have 2 (two) twins at the same time, they even referenced it in one of their promos.
Twincest is no big deal to them, so that means she probably doesn't mind fucking her brother either.
>>2753459
Context?
This board is not a safespace for E Drones / Shills / Peter Rosenbergs. Everyone here knows reddit, wrestlingforum, and /woo/ bullies you for liking this shitty promotion
>>2753451
Stamford Wives literally btfo.
Go to the my little pony forums. You'll fit right in
>>2753451
this
*blocks your path*
Look at the fucking beef on Billie jesus
>>2753420
*kicks your head*
>>2753424
I beseech you, I implore you, I entreat you, depart your domicile and bathe in the golden rays of Ra.
What is your favourite Wrestlemania?
30.
9
fuck you
24 is based
>Good in the ring but only gets to work 3 minute matches
>Can't cut a promo
>Average look by WWE diva standards
>Cast as a face despite being better as a heel
>Booked into oblivion for the last 6 months
>Still got the biggest pop of the night
How does she do it? Why is she so over?
I don't know but I tip my hat to anyone who is over in spite of RAM's particularly horrible booking.
Suburban white boys want to be niggas and live in da hood. Maybe it's the same with suburban white chicks. That would explain the popularity of performers like Beyonce, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, etc.
>>2753250
A big star in NXT doesn't get used well on the main roster? Stop the fucking presses.
Question.
What is the kayfabe-reason that Roman is so obsessed with being a dog, and owning a yard?
Because that's his gimmick.
>>2753249
Roman was actually a dog in his past life. Shiba Inu if I recall correctly.
I hope that helps ;---D
>>2753249
Roman just wants to sniff some buttholes.
SEETHING
>>2753238
I know he is, but Roman will calm down and see the truth one day.
Will he ever recover?
>>2753238
Is he actually autistic, literally everybody on the card is in the same situation being away from their family.