>I love the live events. I hate TVs, TVs I just want to bash my skull into the camera. They’re just long, useless time-wasting bullshit days where you sit around all day for some friggin’ idea that just sucks. Debating it for hours with 17,000 inputs you know, 1 or 2 guys laced up a pair of wrestling boots know what they are talking about. The others that never laced up a pair and don’t know shit for some reason they are telling you what to do. And you’re just sitting there baffled, like we all have that look at TV, we walk around baffled like, ‘Well why are we doing this?’
Based. Stamford wives seething
Is this supposed to make people happy he hasn't taken off the boots yet?
>>2757183
PLEASE RETIRE CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
A woman dancer has the best finisher in the WWE. Defend this.
>>2757088
That was shit.
its the Clash of Titus but shittier
a combination between a tbone suplex and a skyhigh. looks like shit but, for womyn, its good.
>WWE will die in your lifetime
>>2756913
Fingers crossed
>>2756916
18+
>>2756933
>Being an E drone
You should take your own advice.
Pfffffthahahahaha oh my fucking god I can't breathe. Are you E-drones SURE that we are the outlaws and the Bingo Halls? Your attendance nowadays seem quite Bingo Hall-esque. Jesus fucking christ, E-drones. Just stop. You can't defend images like these. Just stop. Don't even bother responding, just admit that NJPW has all the momentum in the world while WWE just can't catch a break.
STAMFORD WIVES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>2756887
Holy shit! The E is done for
>yfw WWE will die in your lifetime
KING OF DARKNESS..... EVVVVVVVVVILLLLL!!!!!!
>>2756837
Who else /COLDSKULL/ here?
>>2756837
Theres only one answer
/TimeBomb/ boys
Fantasy Booking General
Post ideas for angled, or ask for ideas for specific occurences youd like to see.
>Rusevs return
>Brauns return
>Brocks reign
>Making American Alpha Great Again
>Rusevs return
>Zayn wins at Money In The Bank
>Next tuesday, gets attacked backstage by hooded figure, while talking about how good friends him, Nakamura and Styles have become
>Next Tuesday, gets attacked in the ring during tag match with Nak, revealed to be RuRu
>Next Tuesday, cuts promo, calls Zayn a coward for not cashing in yet
>Calls Shane a disgrace, for not listening to Rusev's demands
>"If Im not given what I want, Ill take what I want"
>Challenges Zayn for his Briefcase at Battleground
>Zayn says no, so Rusev begins beating up Styles and Nakamura backstage, keeps hitting them with chairs, until Zayn agrees.
>Rusev beats Zayn at Battleground, is now mr mitb, cashes in on A babyface after summerslam or something
>Samoa Joe squashes Brock to win the title
>gets on the mic and calls Kofi Kingston a nigger
>Leaves the company
>A literal jobber becomes #1 contender
>becomes champ
>grabs Mic and challenges all the Indy darlings to do what he did
>"Take a shower. Hit the weights. Have sex. And get a clue."
NJPW fangirls thread.
wtf 3 rey mysterios?
Serious question: why are New Japan fans so much hotter than WWE fans?
>>2756793
because you have yellow fever
[spoiler]i do too[/spoiler]
>That moment when The Rock got BTFO'd so hard he forgot his lines.
Actually, he didn't. CM Punks promo delivery was so godlike that it actually exposed Rocks mic skills as mediocre, bland, uninspired & one-dimensional.
>>2756607
>Bores the crowd for 20 minutes
>Rock wakes em and has them eating at the palm of his hand while going easy on Punk
The Rock started the demise of Phil which Mick Gall finished
>>2756607
Sauce and time stamp you dunce. I don't remember
>>2757066
All Blasphemy, begone mark
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Bray and Jojo showed up to Raw together after the whole affair thing leaked. Its a dumb move on their part lol. Apparently theyve been seen leaving Raw together quite often, with Bray picking up Jojo in his car
Any other dirt on this story?
>>2756550
BASED
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>>2756555
Hes showing it off imo. No one believed Bray could land someone like Jojo. based af
>>2756606
He might be showing off, but at the end of the day he still scores thicc booty.
itt we post alpha males in wrestling
>Hardcore "I want the entire gym to get a staph infection" Holly
>alpha
kek, he's a bitch boy
>>2756498
lol ok
CRINGE
Buckle up, Buckaroo
>Broke up five Raws ago
>Haven't wrestled since
WWE is literally unable to not fuck up.
>>2756410
Yeah, those little promo videos were nice at first, now they are just boring.
> She may be down, but Bayley still has I-
>>2756256
I guess she really isn't heel, she just literally is Goldberg.
>>2756325
there's no point of being a heel in wwe anyway since you still get cheered.
NOOOOOOO
>in a recent interview with Live Audio Wrestling, wrestling's newest superstar, Kenny Omega, said he's happy in New Japan Pro Wrestling and very pleased with the rapidly growing interest from Anglo/American wrestling fans with their product. He says he, "wants to be the guy that they [NJPW] lean on to continue expanding the brand around the globe". He has no plans to join WWE but wishes he could, feels he needs to, "have a big time match with AJ Styles".
Based Kenny is on a mission to save pro-wreslting. He's fighting for you. He's fighting for you to have a better class of pro-wrestling than the crap you're fed from McMahon. It's a shame that AJ turned his back on Kenny and decided to join the bad guys; the team that's going to lose.
>>2756066
Good wrestling isn't always good.
yeah it's a shame that AJ would rather be with his family than stay in Japan fuck that faggot for choosing his family over njpw.
>>2756066
tl;dr pay me enough and I'll instantly drop NJPW to have your stupid smark dream match in the E'
*grabs mic*
I WERR BEAT AAAAAAHYOU DIS SHUNDAY AFTER I FINISH EATING DOG
>>2755937
eema bettur dan u, wers muh mohni
*does random autistic hand gestures*
*dies*
>>2756599
ANDO ZEEEEEN... I WEER BE MEESTERO... MOHNIIII... INZAH... BANKO!!
Pure
taya is cute
Holy moly she's ugly
Wtf u doing Mundo ur gorgeous
>>2755908
Melina is gonna kill herself now