Name me a more stacked roster
>>2713947
>implying anyone on /asp/ knows anybody from Dragon Gate not named Akira Tozawa
Yeah, wrong place to post this buddy
>>2713947
Arr rook samu
>>2713947
Internet ((((wrestling))))) fans only care about New Pleb Pro Wrestling
discuss
>>2713786
Wtf I love /woo/ now
>a good post on /wooo/
>>2713786
link?
THREE AIN'T ENOUGH MAN I NEED _____
FIVE
I'MMA GONNA EAT YOUR ASSHOLE ALIVE
Give it to me straight /asp/
Is Big E really gay?
>>2713545
he's prison gay and we're all locked up with him
ITT people who couldn't even lace Miz's boots. I'll start, CM Punk.
It's the other way around.
>>2713460
Does MTV know you post on 4chan, Phil?
Goldberg
https://youtu.be/mnlPxKTwPXY
Why is my penis so erect?
>>2713169
Impact knows that lesbians draw dimes.
>>2713169
>demon woman slowly seducing a pure, innocent qt
I might give them a dime if this goes anywhere
ALLIE IS A CUTE!
A CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOAT
>>2713047
>MODERN DAY MAHARAJA
>MODERN DAY MAHARAJA
>MODERN DAY MAHARAJA
>MODERN DAY MAHARAJA
>MODERN DAY MAHARAJA
>MODERN DAY MAHARAJA
>>2713047
this
>>2713047
Dont joke about his wife
You are hired as a WWE Creative Member ? your first task is to pitch a gimmick to apply to some shill in the performance center to Vince ? what gimmick do you come up with
The closer. He's a guy who comes to pitch meetings and shoots Vince in the face with a gun, thus saving the business.
>>2712886
>The Producer
His power is to show vince that even a scrub from youtube can create better TV than Kevin Dunn.
Nice try WWE. I'm not doing your job for you! Fuck you Vince. Die.
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>>2712674
>worked you into a shoot
nothing OP said is wrong
Phil btfo
>you will never have a fun day out frolicking and looking for cute boys to talk to with them
These dudes are clearly gays. Those Shibata texts proved it.
>>2712599
No it's not. I don't know if it's a cultural thing, but writing "I'm gay" on your friend's phone was not uncommon.
>>2712599
what Shibata texts?
how come there are so many threads of NJPW fans mocking WWE fans, but never the other way around? Are WWEchads actually living rent-free in NJPWettys head?
Outlaw feds need attention; WWE may be shit but it aint irrelevant.
>>2712468
Nah we're just cucking you out of your attendances
Hi newfag. E babbies constantly talk shit about the bingo halls.
We all know Rock was The Michaels. But who was;
>The Janetty?
>The Ambrose?
>The Saturn?
D'Lo
>>2712296
The correct answer is Kama
Nobody gave a shit about him when he wasn't a pimp or a voodoo priest
On your knees dog.
cringe
>>2711769
BOW DOWN TO THE
>>2711768
>king of kings
That isn't Darius.
Dave tells a story about his former boss Frank DeFord and Vince McMahon.
Not going to spoil it here, but there's a "Drone" mention on this audio
Pretty good stuff all around and plenty of lolz
Based Vince making smarks seethe
>>2711341
Post what Dave said or fuck off nobody cares. Might aswell considering everything else Dave does is pirated.
>>2711341
Someone post the mp3 of this. I need to hear this so called drone banter
*blocks path*
*chokes out manlet and fucks his girl*
how did he pull it off? what's his secret?
The ultimate cuck.
Michael Hayes badstreet band draws more than fozzy. Michael Hayes is the ultimate rockstar wrestler playing wembly stadium while fozzy plays those old run down bars. Oh it's true, poor Jericho has to move those pool tables every night after a gig
Badstreets mdma badstreets in the whole USA dun nun nuuuh
>>2761548
"Blahhhh? Evevy bawdtay"
/r/squaredcircle
"Yawwwe, you just made the list"
Jericho shaves his body year round