With WWE ratings looking grim and reaching new record-lows week after week, is there some real chance for the GOAT to make his return?
>>2753216
Cena is already coming back to RAW soon.
If Cuck Man Phil comes back and cuts another cringe bomb I'm not sure the wrestling business will survive.
Big Money Punk is the only hope for WWE. He is legitimately the biggest draw of all time. If he comes back people would die of a heart attack with all the excitement and ratings would go up to 20, with all the UFC fans he has inspired. WWE should prepare a $12 Mil. contract and a similar schedule as Brock/Goldberg. He probably would get his own private jet. The guy is bigger than Cena now.
Your 5 most boring wrestlers in the roster
>1-Deanetty
>2-Jaesthy
>3-Boreton
>4-Bray Wyatt
>5-Nakameme
Every fucking one
>>2753189
1. Twink Balor
>>2753189
5. Nianetty
4. Wyatty
3. Ortonetty
2. Deanetty
1. Romanetty
> Samoa Joe is not a manlet, he is six t-
Honestly he doesn't look that bad next to Lesnar, both are fat fucks.
>>2753089
who let that fat fan get in the ring with brock?
>>2753089
Jesus christ samoa joe has my body type. Sad! You work for most popular professiobal wrestlkng company on earth ya could at least try lifting a weight or two.
What the fuck happend?
Never was into Harry Potter franchise.
>>2753082
Great pre-taped promos, couldn't do the live stuff
>>2753098
Nope he got into a terrible fued with Hogan and Piper. His buddy Jindrak was cucked by Orton and Batista
>Austinetty not on a single wrestling game GOAT
What did WWF mean by this?
>>2753061
really made me think.
>>2753061
>Matt Hardy making the cover in a shot of him getting a spinning heel kick by the man who cucked him.
>>2753312
Or maybe that's Jeff.
Name my band
>>2753027
Bootleg Monster Express
https://youtu.be/EkwtKdkq340
Dragon Gate did it better and wwe is going to ruin it
smegmaking and his two friends
>>2753038
delusional gooklover SEETHING
Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/IpPHt5KO-X8
Sister Abigail Comp: https://youtu.be/BU6NnjgU1Rk
Segment from Raw last night: https://youtu.be/eBWBxW7szbc
Who would you like to see him feud against next?
Against his wife in a custody of his daugher ladder match
>I am a God
>Never wins a feud
>He was referring to the fact he was banging Jojo the whole time
>>2753047
Based Eater of Ass
Pure unironic, uncynical, non-tweener babyfaces are by FAR the rarest and most difficult to pull of in wrestling.
Guys like Stinger deserve a special spot.
>>2752966
>Stink
>>2752970
Elaborate
This man can beat up anyone on the WWE and NXT roster except for Brock Lesnar. If CM Punk returns he can actually be booked as a monster, with a power level near to Brock Lesnar
I wouldn't be surprised if he attempted to shoot on someone and got his ass beat.
CM Cunt couldn't beat a fucking egg with a sledgehammer.
>>2752899
I genuinely believe Asuka could make him tap
On the morning of June 11th, Sunday, from 3 AM EST to 8 AM EST, NJPW held Dominion in Osaka-Jo Hall. If you look now, you'll see 43-50 individual posters for the Monday Night Raw threads, circlejerking around to culminate 330 replies. The end result was 3 threads for Raw. There were about 70 individual posters for Dominion. There were 6 threads, as well as multiple pre-game threads, all reaching bump limit and averaging 400 replies each, which, for a board this dead is mighty impressive and has beaten out several big WWE events, Summerslam included. Not only does the WWE have the advantages of airing at prime time in America on a very accessible network in the United States, it also has enormous and recognizable name brand appeal, which New Japan does not. Does this not mean that, there was far more activity and excitement for Dominion, a show that ISN'T produced by the big, bad WWE machine? And while, we're on the subject of threads, why don't we compare the two? Pic related, Dominion vs. Raw. Notice the suicidal and depressed tendencies of Raw watchers as opposed to the excitement, brotherhood, companionship and high energy found in the Dominion threads. The people have spoken. They'd rather wake up at 3 AM EST and watch Wrestling at ridiculous and inaccessible hours because NJPW is that damn good rather than watch WWE Raw at 8 PM, on an easily accessible network and timeslot because Raw is THAT damn bad. So, E-drones. Think about that, think about this when you try and like your favorite company, fail at berating New Japan fans. This is our yard now, E-drones. You are outnumbered, your show is dying and this board belongs to New Japan now. How's it feel being the Bingo Halls? How's it feel being Outlaw wrestling, E-drones?
>The second biggest New Weeb show of the year barely has more replies than an average episode of Raw
>New Weeb neckbeards think they're relevant
lol
>>2752885
So you're comparing the worst part of a raw game thread that had to compete with the NBA finals, MLB draft, and E3, to the best part of New Japan's equivalent of summerslam?
>>2752892
>"barely has more replies".
t. Increasingly nervous E-drone
That's funny, it had TWICE as much. Again, in the bumfuck hours of the morning. Wrestling at 3 AM EST to 8 AM EST, as opposed to Prime Time television at 8 through 11 PM EST. And your threads had HALF as much activity as ours did. This was ALSO a heavily advertised show featuring the triumphant return of your Universal Champion which was built up, admittedly, pretty good and you fucks managed to get HALF the activity that a NJPW show did. So much for "The big leagues". Even with all your advantages, all the advantages IN THE WORLD, you still find yourself on the receiving end of that big NJPW cock. Take this L.
Does /asp/ like Renee Young?
Renee is pretty based imo
would love to cum on her with my penis
She known as the bicycle back stage. Everybody gets a turn, wrestlers, producers, even some management .
Something massive is going to happen on Smackdown tonight.
>SOME MASSIVE THINGS WILL HAPPEN TODAY!
>nothing happens
>Y-y-y'know p-plans changed *cough*
No it isn't
>>2752859
t. WWE shill.
Nice try, faggot. No one's watching your show anymore. How can you expect to draw viewers when you don't even have the Young Bucks?
>The "Edge's Spear" of lariats
Why is his finisher so terrible?
>>2752832
Come on JBL this is pathetic...
He does it well don't get me wrong but yea if you have a closeline finisher id rather you be a huge dude
>>2752880
Came in to post basically this.
Post a better four pillar lineup.
>>2752771
>>2752778
BTFO FEMINIST
Did they?
>>2752750
probably
bray is low key the sexiest guy in the business
>>2752756
*cucks ambrose and HHH*
>>2752770
why is the boss daughter dressed like that? she should be more professional