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This is now a ska thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0

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>>2755542

From Canada

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>>2755522

Also, look at these Triple-Doubles, pretty much confirming my post as GOAT. I am the Michael Jordan of /asp/ posters.

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Get a fucking life dude, these fanboy wars are maximum gay. Let people like what they like.

>>2755533

Nice triple doubles, by the way. Not until there are no more WWE threads plaguing /asp/. They're diminishing at a very rapid pace so there shouldn't be one by tomorrow anyway.

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we didn't

Why can Smack book Shinsuke like they did on NXT?

This is dumb
Not the fun kind of dumb either

>>2755352
Both hideous

Did Mahal come on yet?

>sdl is already half over

that was fast

>>2754789
GOAT

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>Enzo and Cass fucking got paid to spend an entire goddamn day hanging out at a fucking resort carnival...that sounds fucking amazing.

>Hey remember that Bunny Gimmick that went nowhere with Adam Rose? Lets do it again this time with a Bear Costume. Amazing 2-3 decades later the Gobblydegooker gimmick got over just not as a rooster. Goldust promo where he talks about movies. R-Truth promo where he talks about movies. Cesaro and Sheamus plug the WWE propaganda autobiographical novel of “THEIR” (Trademarked not broken) version of The Hardies.

>Heath Slater and Rhyno defeated The Miz and some Nameless Indie guy dressed as a bear. Like before Miz and Ambrose locking hands doesn’t count as a disqualification because i’m guessing The Ref always thought whomever was in the bear suit originally wasn’t Dean Ambrose but this is some Montreal level shit we’re dealing with here.

>Neville violently assaults his opponent Rich Swann before their match actually starts. Based Neville proving why we don’t need 2 Cruiserweight matches per Raw taping. Neville throws down a Cruiserweight Championship Opportunity for Akira Towzawa and to a lesser extent Apollo Crews.

>Its amazing really...Karl Anderson former participant in the G1 is getting paid to either job or not actually wrestle meanwhile Cass and Enzo take turns giving each other concussions after they JUST FUCKING GOT BACK FROM A FUCKING RESORT CARNIVAL

>Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows defeated Enzo and Cass. Cass wrestled like he had a fake concussion. Enzo fought in this match like he had a real genuine concussion after Karl like a fucking asshole started smashing his boot directly on Enzo’s temple. Also introducing Vince's new favorite Trios stable: Enzo/Cass/Beeg Sheet

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>Big Show obviously isn’t even the Heel in this angle its obviously Cass. Samoa Joe/The Miz/Bray Wyatt vs Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins/Finn Balor is the Dark Match for the Raw Post Show.

>Neville defeated TJ Perkins in a Submission match to retain the WWE Cruiserweight Championship. Couple of cool flips lots of fucking chain grappling.

>Sheamus pins Jeff Hardy 10 seconds into the match by...ramming him into the Turnbuckle...Why was this match cut for time you know how much shit could have been cut from this show? The Dar/Alexander shit, the Neville/Swann shit, the Kalisto/Apollo shit, and the Women’s Match? Boom more time added to this match. Matt Hardy pins Cesaro w/ The Twist of Hate.

>Raw ends with The Hardy Boys vs Team Sheamus and Cesaro ending in a Double Countout. Here is your Great Balls of Fire spot on the card.

Stop posting your shitty opinions, no one cares.

THIS IS DOPE

jesus christ that place is empty

Just arrived, what did I miss?

I'm not going anywhere and there's nothing you can do about it:3

What should I watch instead, OP?

>>2754295
>/asp/ was a mistake

>>2754121
>During the broadcast, there will be a six-man tag team match with Sami Zayn, AJ Styles, and Shinsuke Nakamura facing Dolph Ziggler, Baron Corbin, and Kevin Ownes
So they're officially out of ideas again

>>2754132
It's just a hype match for the MITB

>>2754159
They did that match last week

>PG era is the best and golden age is the worst

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>>2754111
>his favorite is the most bland and one dimensional JoJo

>>2754101
>Comes back
>Put in a program with Mojo again
>Mojo says he was pinned by Jinder
>Zack gets a pop at Jinder
>Gets pinned
>Mojo attempts a post match beat down but Colons wreck him
>Zack further buried

is Mojo on RAM or SAMC?

I loved the hype bros

>>2754113
Hype Bros are dead.

Mojo and Zack are both getting single "Pushes"

TNA creative is better than working with Vince. Jeff Jarrett is GOAT

>Have Miz talk shit about how Neville is just king of the manlets and will never have a real title
>Neville challenges Miz but Kurt says he has to earn it first
>Neville fights several "heavyweights" and steamrolls them, humiliates Miz
>Neville loses his cruiser weight title to someone, doesn't matter who, because of a Miz run in
>Gets his title shot and defeats the Miz clean despite Miz's best shenanigans

He asked Kurt for a match against Joe because he's confident he can beat him and arrogant as fuck...he loses in an 30 minute epic were he's getting beaten the fuck out of most of the time and mostly just surviving. Through out the match have him slowly lose confidence and have him pass out to the clutch. Have him fight AA and he's clearly not confident and loses pretty convincingly. He then isn't seen on programming for a while and comes back during a Miz promo when he's talking about beating whoever he was feuding with and gloating and asks for a shot

>>2754055
People are so devoid of attractive on-screen wrestlers that they gravitate towards the kike. Once based Mandy makes it to the main roster, that jewess will get kicked to the curb.

>>2754055
WOW...way more attractive than Bliss and Becky that the virgins keep jacking off to on here

>>2754055
>Another plastic butterface

Rowdy Ronnie piper

>>2753925
Roddy Robby piper

>>2753932
Roddy piper

>thousands of people shitting on bayley in the comments
>not a single fan in sight
Wew. Not even the internet smarks like her anymore. They killed one of NXT's biggest stars in less than a year. Impressive.

>>2753889
There are a lot of segments with less views though.

>>2753904
True, even the fags at wrestling forum want her fired lol