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Worked into a shoot by Big Dick Bray

Bray is one of my favorite wrestlers but god damn man, my parents got divorced too and it sucks ass, I feel bad for those two daughters, the entire future of their lives will be shaped by this.

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>The state of Bray and WWE's "writers" when his ex-wife can cut better promos than him on social media.
Seriously though, I feel bad for his daughters.

Cien Almas carried him in their match, and Black is so out of shape that he nearly killed Cien in that fucked up power bomb spot.

He's dull. Shit gimmick, shit name, shit song.

>>2766734
If you've only seen his NXT shit, where he hasn't actually had a legit match, then I can kind of understand. His indie shit was more than just kicks and being edgy.

His ceiling is definitely as or more higher than Finn, can cut a promo, great entrance music and has a marketable gimmick. Yeah his height and physique aren't impressive but he still looks like a future world champ.

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>>2766317

>>2766335
>le hold open eye man

how come my name is on this

>>2765889
There isn't a single person in the business, past and present, more deserving of going into every Hall of Fame, Observer, WWE, Cauliflower Alley, whatever, than Chris Jericho.

>>2765933
maybe wrestlers who actually drew dimes?

>>2765356
Nice pits.

based

>>2765371
fuck off

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>>2764513
delet this

>>2764513
ew disgusting

Nah fat nxt bliss was best bliss

>>2763961
small benis

>>2763968
is penis and not really besides i don't care

No it is not. Would have potential though.

You can't turn heel and be believable days after the cringe segment she did with Corey Graves, and it'll be months before the zombies/(You) forget about the This Is Your Life segment. If she turns heel in 2017 they have a lot of storylines to build ASAP. Wouldn't be too difficult, just have to line her up against an unlikeable women's division wrestler (which is almost all of them).

Bayley has a great hairline desu. How envious is Pey?

>>2758066
Origin of photo and are there any more?

>Lita is a childless spinster in her 40s
>Melina is about to become 40 years old and is stuck in the outlaws
Based God punishing the whores.

>>2758066
She is probably the reason John Morrison isn't in WWE anymore because he defended her and lost the respect of the locker room.

I am glad he is doing well now, especially being engaged to a goddess like Taya.

Latina women are great for cooking a meal and in bed, but not worth the hassle.

>>2773344
gook nigger amora

THE DEVIL

OH LORD

AJ vs NAK SUMMERSLAM

first for fuck you

HEY SHINSUKE

>>2772950
YOU SHUT UP

Easy 4 star match

>showing heels out of character during the show
Fuck off Vince

bring back The Ascension

Remember, if Jinder wins either AJ or Shinsuke will take the title from him at Summerslam. Otherwise it will be an Orton/Jinder rematch.

1st for /a/

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>Champion coming out first

2 hours left with 2 matches
how much bullshit is incoming?

GAY COPS

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>Gay Cops

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>>2771049
First for Miz

Kofi's Christ Air dive was awesome

A ver, a ver donde estan mis /smack/ hermanos?