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>>2764050
How's it going everybody!

I immerse myself in the rich history of professional wrestling

>start walking around the room
>*papers crumpling at your feet*
>Dave yells at you for stepping on the April 1995 edition of the Observer
>so heres the thing

Nothing has changed!

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Diesel had chicken legs and failed to draw when it was his turn as champion.

WCW was fucking trash from start to finish and everyone is relieved that it lost + died.

Steve Austin is the most important wrestler in history.

>>2764017
Kevin Nash never drew a dime

>>2763959
>Hogan
Brought wrasslin' in to the mainstream and showed that wrestlers can be more than just fighters - they can be characters
>Austin
Changed up wrasslin' to pro wrestling, got the mainstream invested in a way they simply weren't before
>Goldberg
Showed that wrestling is more than just in-ring and mic work, booking matters and the right guy is sometimes just the right guy
>John Cena
Brought wrestling to a whole new generation, changed what it means to be "wrestler" and brought wrestling to the forefront of pop culture

>>2763969
Fuck I might have to take The Rock off and put up Big Match John....

Test, Big Cass, Kevin Nash, Sheamus

The Big Boot is the only wrestling move I like

She's here in the US because she's bored/blackballed in Japan

She must give the most legendary blowjobs. There's no other explanation.

>>2763779
Probably this

Empress of McDonalds wins

>>2763747
>having this on a fucking taping and not the takeover
why

>>2763753
this, as much as i want thicci to destroy gooka we're gonna get ember beating her because her move is protected as fuck

>>2763658

Where are all the meathead douchebags? They're gone because no one wants to watch them.

Get with the times old man.

>>2763658
>we can't have different types of people to vary things up
>everyone has to be the same

>>2763658
I hate Daniel Bryan with every fiber of my being.

>>2763529
>If they made a statue of Macho Man where did you think it would be? It would be in Stephanie's bedroom.
choked on my cinnamon toast crunch.

>>2763529

People who say Vince v Cornette is the best feud in wrestling forget about how much Scott Steiner hates Triple H and Stephanie

He's helping them sell the fight, don't get worked.

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>Watching Enzo get jobbed out to Conor

I know it's a work, but I need this in my life

>>2763537
>A nobody is helping them to sell the fight.

>>2762928
Tell all you friends about the Mae Young classic! embarrassing. Disco and Russo were hilarious taking piss out of this. I think she's overrated as fuck but at least name after Trish Stratus or hell even Chyna - somebody a little more relevant. I guess it doesn't matter it's for hardcore fans and hardcore fans only. I've got better things to do than watch 30 matches of worthless women's matches.

>>2762963
Which show did he mention this on? Russo not wrong, Mae Young is such a meme and people who claim "respect her" 99% just say so because WWE meme them to and haven't even watched a match of hers

>>2762963
At least WWE finally got a clue about Moolah.

>>2762766
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX

I like the cruiserweights but they're booked terribly and 205 live has a dead crowd syndrome.

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>>2762766
Because they are not doing what cruiserweights should do and be reduced to WWE style wrestling, i.e. soap opera oriented feud. Even if they tried to backtrack, it's too late.

>>2762766
Dar is probably the only one outside of Neville/Aries I can see going places.

Future 2x Intercontinental Chamo

>>2762743
>austin's fucking breathing
jesus christ steve mute the mic or something when you're not talking

How do anti-smarks deal with one of the greatest draws in the history of of pro wrestling saying this kind of shit? How can Nashposting save you from stuff like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN9eFwAczuk

>>2762743
The problem is Nakamura needs Roman type booking or Brock type booking, where he's just destroying people and hardly anyone gets over on him ever. But they're just booking him like any other guy on the roster and what a surprise, people don't give a shit about him. WWE sees the entrance is over so they don't think they need to do anything else to make him special.

Ya wish Phil

>>2762697
>stands on the very top
>still can't reach the briefcase
>*autistic screeching*

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>>2762718
She's taller than Bliss

>>2762594
Underrated post. Bump

>>2762594
This

>>2762594
Based

>>2762454
>Okada has a good dropkick.
He got one thing right at least

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>false narrative that people enjoy enjoyable matches more than bra and panties

>>2762454
Did he really say that? Holy shit how out of touch can you be.