>>2766493
>eva marie
>[current year]
>>2766493
>Eva Marie
>hot
I didn't need to read the rest since you got the first part wrong
>>2766493
DELETE THIS
The only current wrestling I have watched in 2017 has been Royal Rumble, Wrestlemania, and the Raw after Mania.
Have I actually missed anything of note?
I mainly rewatch old shit, but I shitpost daily on /asp/ and listen to 6+ hrs of MLW wrestling podcasts every week.
Anybody else feel like they're still a wrestling fan, but don't really watch any of it?
>>2766372
i watch smackdown, more of a background noise now that it's been sucking dick. and I watch NJPW. these are my main
>>2766372
It's unwatchable every year's Smarks Season which ends at SummerSlam, but only our Maharaja keeps us watching
>>2766372
save yourself the trouble and watch Dominion
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7wRsB38sFDKxoctlM9FHuA
Find your favorite autistic shipping :3
I personally am a fan of her Nikki x Brock! Seth x Paige is also great
My favorite is Yelissa x Carter
What in the actual fuck is this description? How do people start acting like such autistic faggots?
Forgot pic
Former WWE writer Brian Maxwell Mann said the following
>"And now it's even worse with where it's at right now. I can say for a fact, they don't care about long term storyline anymore. They don't care about long term builds. Vince has said to the writers 'It's about moments. It's about big moments that people remember'. But the problem is that just means that there is nothing to keep you there, there's nothing to grip you.
>And I know they have two or three "big long term mysteries" they're doing. But Kurt Angle looking at his phone a couple times over the course of a 3 hour show isn't enough to keep tuning back in every single week when the vast majority of the show is just meaningless segments and trading wins."
>"In terms of a television show, it's very hard to justify dedicating your time to, especially if you're like me and you still have friends there, you know where the storylines are headed, and you can't even suspend your disbelieve that something good might happen, because you know what they're building to.
>It is upsetting to me, not from my own sake, but for the sake of friends that are wrestlers that work there and people who's careers I see really being damaged, not out of malicious intent, but just out of this broken system and how careless some of the people at the top are."
No wonder New Japan is destroying WWE and WWE is dying a swift death. They don't even try any more.
>>2766289
great source faggot.
Reminder that Asuka's heel turn had a year long build. Based Haitch will save WWE, he's proven he can book competent, logical storylines
They are long term booking Reigns, but thats about it.
he should beat lesnar not reigns
>>2766237
You should kill yourself
I'd take Reigns over Lesnar any day of the week
>>2766267
Reigns losing to Lesnar at Summerslam, and this happening at Mania would lead to a GOAT feud at Summerslam. And it would be a good underdog story.
Simple question that has been debated on /asp/ the last year.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13216458/r
Let's settle it. One side will be BTFO by this poll.
No, but you're probably a fag.
Of course she isn't. She has an endearing Japanese cute MILF type face.
>>2766235
Objectively yes.
>>2766265
>cute
Jesus fucking christ, holy shit. When will this company FINALLY go out of business?
>Have the best female wrestler in the world along with other world-class talents
>Poach her so other companies can't have her
>Immediately forget why they even got her and don't know what the fuck to do with her
Please, please fuck off and die, WWE. You are the absolute cancer killing sports, entertainment and everyone's lives.
Did you even read your own source?
It's implying that common speculation was the mae young, not that wwe was planning that.
>>Poach her so other companies can't have her
>>Immediately forget why they even got her and don't know what the fuck to do with her
You know who else did this? WCW. They had hundreds of wrestlers under contract just to prevent the WWF signing them but never used most of them.
WCW are now dead.
>>2766122
Meiko Satomura signed with WWE?
What did he mean by this?
>>2766011
ONE OF US
even he knows how ugly he is
>>2766011
He shit posts on /asp/ obviously
Inline General
when will we stop edition
The usual copy pasta
Where to buy inline skates: (there are more stores, these are only some big ones)
http://www.grindhouse.eu/
http://www.locoskates.com/
http://www.inlinewarehouse.com/
http://www.aggressivemall.com/
http://rollerwarehouse.com/
http://skatesolution.com/
http://thuroshop.com/
http://shop-task.com/
http://www.intuitionskate.com/
http://www.proskatersplace.com/
http://hedonskate.com/
http://www.erolling.com/
http://www.oakcityskate.com/
http://www.amazon.com/ (type in the brand name to see if they sell them there; Valo, Rollerblade, K2, Seba,Etc.)
Australians: http://skaterhq.com.au/
http://www.moanashop.fr/6-roller (use google translate)
http://www.inercia.com/en/skates/inline-skates-rollerblades.html
https://demonxtreme.com/section.php/1504/1/skates/
https://shop.be-mag.com/
http://www.arrowsss.net/
http://der-rollenshop.sportkanzler.de/
http://www.inlineskates.com/
https://www.theskatenowshop.com/
http://www.skates.com/
http://www.revolutionskate.com/
Used skates--->use ebay.com/bladetrade on facebook (need a facebook account)/or check-call your local skate shop if they have any used stock.
Beginner Guide:
https://d.maxfile.ro/qbziejgrqo.jpg
Any videos?
>>2766211
I haven't found something interesting
Fruit boot general. Why did the xgames cancel inline shit? Only bc those Japanese brothers were untouchable?
One week until the anniversary of the day this vanilla midget killed his family, himself and wrestling all in one weekend. Do you think he had been planning to do this for a long time up until it happened, or did he just snap and kill them without planning it?
>>2765844
he didnt even do it
>>2765857
was it kevin sullivan or the illuminati?
>>2765844
Sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEDS0RSZOg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MylukNxoCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GslbxRfRKxk
Meltzcuck absolutely BTFO
Dave Meltzer is respected by Ric Flair, Bret Hart, Steve Austin, and JR.
Dave Meltzer is not respected by Ole Anderson, Al Snow, and Kevin Nash.
JUST
>>2765719
Damn, Big Dave is a big enough draw that he worked Ole out of his isolated shack in the mountains.
>Not everyone is going to like what I say, but you don't want to miss it.
>My Yard. My Rules.
Low record ratings.
He will challenge the winner of the UT match at Summerslam
Then Brawny comes out and decks him
They have another boring feud because there are no more credible heels left on Raw
A giant swerve would be Cena showing up instead but that's a future Rasslemania match
>>2765527
>I-im facing the winner of balls
>b-bby gurl
>>2765527
Roman: Hi
audience:booooooooooooooo
Roman: *points at palm of hand*
If he stuck around with the WWE, where would he stand on the roster/card today?
>>2765433
mid card like ziggler
>>2765433
huge face, carrying a brand, on level with cena
Has Triple H ever buried the same wrestler multiple times?
Punk would be on number 4 or 5 by now.
Is Kenny Omega a manlet ?
He's 4 inches shorter than his billed height.
>>2765274
anything under taker size is manlet imo
Keep in mind that Seth is billed at 6'1"
>WWE hall of fame ceremony
>Andy Kaufman is being inducted
>Bob Zmuda is chosen to accept on his behalf
>ceremony goes as planned
>as Zmuda is given award by Jerry Lawler, Tony Clifton shows up
>predictable antics ensue, but it's nostalgic lulz nonetheless
>arguing, Lawler rips of Tony Clifton's sunglasses, mustache, wig
>its Andy Kaufman
>he's older but it's undeniably him
>ANDY_FUCKING_KAUFMAN
>the crowd loses their fucking shit
>Bob Zmuda gets a boner so big that it pushes over the podium
>Jerry Lawler reverse-ages 30 years as his goatee grows back in less than 20 seconds
>all major major news outlets scramble to report live on the event
>celebrity gossip columnists across the globe all begin to start having violent seizures
>#andylives trends on Twitter for 14 minutes before the server is overloaded and the site crashes for 4 days
>the remaining cast of Taxi converges into an amorphous Akira-style blob in downtown Los Angeles
>Michael Stipe kills himself live on webcam
>Jim Carrey ejaculates blood for 45 minutes straight
>dozens of dead comedians, including Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor and Chris Farley briefly rise from the grave, laugh heartily for about 10 minutes, then collapse dead again
>President Donald Trump calls an emergency press conference congratulating Andy on beating his own personal record of greatest troll in all of humanity
>back to the arena
>at this point Jerry Lawler has delivered a piledriver to every member of the WWE roster, including himself
>Andy raises his right hand, signaling for the crowd's silence
>it takes 45 minutes, but a subtle hush eventually envelops the arena
>Andy's eyebrows lower and his eyes dart back and forth
>he awkwardly leans into the microphone
>"Tank you very much"
>all known civilization goes into convulsions
>the earth slowly begins to drift away from its elliptical orbit
>>2764675
That's Blissberg's dad, correct?
>>2764677
wut
>>2764675
Would mark as hard as I possibly can