MITB Live Thread #9

>>2773344
gook nigger amora

THE DEVIL

OH LORD

AJ vs NAK SUMMERSLAM

FUCK

>Hasn't had a memorable match since Dallas
>Gets to sit out of his starmaking match

Fuck Nakamura desu

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KICK HIM IN THE FACE OF AMERICA

Wew here we go boys!

I am legit marking out for that AJ Nakamura standoff.

DAYUM
THIS IS A FINE PPV

>Kick him in the face of America

stop bringing your mothers to PPV's

At least the crowd is back into it...

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE AND FUCK AMERICA

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Match practically being over, only for Shinny to come back out and win... Why even advertise him on the card if you're not gonna have him take any big ladder hits or some shit. Play him off as a pussy...

Strangely I'd be okay if it was Rusev doing it instead...

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Who /a/ here?

Was it confirmed Naka is afraid of heights or something?

Their match wasn't even that good.

HYPEHYPE

Rusev incoming my uncle works at Nintendo and just confirmed it.

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>>2773394
WE ALL /a/ HERE

BASED KING OF STRONGU STYLEU

Who cuckservative here?

>>2773396
That was r truth

That was some anime shit lol

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>cool moment happens
>crowd doesn't chant "THIS IS AWESOME"

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>>2773394

>>2773344
Who were Sea Creature?

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>>2773394

Right here

>MITB Ladder match turns into a 1on1 wrestling match

Fuck this company

Am I enjoying this?

>be afraid of heights
>get vince to have corbin take you out of the match so you dont have to get tired wrestling
>show up at the end to steal all the glory

not even triple h would pull this shit jesus

>>2773411
>

worked

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WE WANT CORBIN

>>2773413
Some say Luke Harper

>>2773411
FUCK.

>>2773411
THIS IS AWESOME

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>>2773394
Always

>>2773422
OH SHIT

This is the peak of kino

Where's Lou Carper?

Nakameme is on the ladder he won't take the fall what the fuck

>>2773416
it's pretty lame honestly

FIGHT
O
R
E
V
E
R

>>2773396
Japs can't climb ladders. Their small bodies and tiny penis lowers their center of gravity, they can't climb over 4ft without falling.

A woman is gonna come out and win it, its not against the rules

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>>2773405

>>2773384
Doesnt look genetically maladjusted at all

>>2773435

ladders are scary

how would you like to be up there 10 feet up in the air?

YES YES YES BASED CORBIN

VANILLA MIDGETS BTFO

HEY

BASED LONE WOLF

Took him long enough

BASED CORBIN

i called it

i wish i'd been wrong

i fucking hate baron corbin

VEGAS WAS RIGHT AGAIN

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEW JAKEK DWEEBS IN SUICIDE WATCH!!!!

Big match Barron

>Baron "Roman Reigns" Corbin

CLEAN SWEEP NIGGERS

No, seriously

Boring Corbin...

KEK HE COULDN'T GET IT UNHOOKED

HEY JINDER

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YES

I GOT THE CLEAN SWEEP

How sweep it is!

kek he did the Sami face again

>that neck zit

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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>Balding Corbin wins

So all spoilers turned out true

>Ruru tweets were fucking nothing

fuck wwe.

>Baron Corbin wins

This entire PPV has been WWE trolling everyone.

And the crowd goes mild such a shame after them being so hot just before

>sami's face
lmao

Lmao Sam e Zane dead face

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the madman did it

LONEWOLF

What was on that faggots throat

WE GOT WORKED BY RUSEV

AND THE CROWD GOES QUIET

>It's an all heels win ppv

That fucking Sami Zayn face kek

B A S E D
O
R
B
I
N

HEY AJ AND NAKAMURA

I'M MR

MONEY IN

THE BANK

BALD CORNHOLE WONT IT BAHAHAHA

Based Baron burying the Indy shitters.

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SCREENCAP OF ZIT THROAT

RIGHT NOW

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Alrighty then...

Social Kitten wins.
I guess I'm okay with this...

Literally the worst wrestler in the world wins it, fuck the wwe.

>Corbin wins
>crowd is dead

wow great job Vince

FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING FUCK THAT ENDING

Big breakfast

BASED CORBIN BTFO'ING NAKAMEME TWICE IN A SINGLE NIGHT

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>they didnt think corbin would win

cmon guys dirtsheets have been saying this guy's getting a stupid crazy push since he was signed

BARRON TRUMP WINS THE MONKEY IN THE BANK CONTRACT

RIP my clean sweep

Why did my gut say Ziggler?

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>THAT GUY'S FUCKING NECK ZIT

>Clean sweep even with the DQ
yeah boi

>Corbin working me so hard I stop watching

BASED

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great buildup to a shitty ending
im happy barry corgie won though

Post the results surveyFag...

>>2773479
Cancer

>>2773471
cry babies go home

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> "Couldn't have a more unpredictable competitor win Money in the Bank" - JBL

Anyway, this has to be the most clean sweeps in one PPV by far.

>Corbin briefcase promos for the next several months

fuck this

KO took the best bumps and sold the fuck out of them

quien /LOBO SOLITARIO/ aqui?

>receding hairline
>Angry all the time
>Hates hooks and anime
>Looks awkward when he's using the mic

Fuck yeah our guy won.
Thank you Based Corbin

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BASED BIG WOLF

>>2773492
That was something dunn

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>Baron Corbin is going to be WWE Champion soon

>>2773495
SEETHING OBESE SMARK

I KNOW YOU'RE STUPID SHINSKE!

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If you actually thought Rusev, who legally wasn't in the match, would come out a win the mitb, something you had to be in the match for, you are a fucking retarded mark.

So......

What the fuck did Rusev mean with his tweets then?

I CANT WAIT TO SEE CENA BURY ANOTHER GENERIC COWARD MONSTER HEEL, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE'S AS EXCITING AS WET BREAD AND HAS THE MIC SKILLS OF A 12 YEWR OLD WITH ASPERGERS, TOTWLLY GPING TO BRING THE RATINGS UP

>>2773482
>gay cops
>naomi

What say you /asp/
Solid show 7.4* out of 10

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RATE THIS MITB

8/10

I THINK I WON THE PREDICTIONS GAME 100% LADS
then again i think many others too

CARMELLA BROS wW@

>>2773520
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>2773520
This game does not have sense thanks to bet odds and Meltzer, eveybody knows whats gonna happen

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>>2773520
THAT'S MY SECOND

I'M NOW IN THE HALL OF FAME

CLEAN SWEEP BABYYYYY

BASED BIG BRIEFCASE BARON

>>2773520

>Tfw fucked by womyns memey in the bonk

9/10

>>2773539
2/10

>>2773520
holy shit, a lot of winners tonight, fucking spoilers

>>2773520
I'll take my second one regardless, thanks. Even got New Day right despite the DQ.

>>2773520
We got gifted two matches, 3 if you count Orton v Mahal being the most predictable non-MITB cash in WWE title match ever.

>>2773494
>>2773495
cry babies go home

Did they just told him to hold it up?

Does Baron have a blackish eye?

>>2773539
9/10 for me, point off for pointless Gay Cop match

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Nigga, why? Fuckin' Corbin? Some edgy balding faggot who can't have a match to save his life? Based Jinder better fucking end this nigga tuesday.

9/10. Great ppv.

>>2773543
I nearly puked.

>>2773525
>receding hairline
>our guy
I'm sorry but I've yet to go bald you hairlet

>>2773494
BONE SOLDIER was in the match?

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TIME FOR COMFY

>>2773533
He wasnt going to win he was going to be a heel and beat everyone up ding-dong diddly retard.

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>>2773543

>>2773536
piss breaks don't count

>aj styles died for this

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I WON

>>2773549
I'm in the same boat as you. At least we lost in a funny way.

>>2773539
5/10
that fucking cock is 10/10 tho

>>2773539
that's a big chicken

>>2773539
6/10

That's a big cock

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>>2773520
Haha my first clean sweep! I was Unicorn Division

>>2773520
>be called Brie's Pancake Tits for two years
>Not one clean sweep
>Change my name
>Two right away

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>>2773565
bruh

>>2773539
6/10 for making us wait through near 2 hours of shit for actual good wrestling

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>>2773544
>CARMELLA BROS wW@

Here

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who /ASMR/ here

time 4 bed

>>2773539
Shit just like Smackdown, truly the silver title show

>>2773544

Anyome caught samis face? couldnt grab it in time

>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION

SOMEONE PLEASE POST A PIC OF THAT GUY IN THE AUDIENCE WITH THE DISGUSTING ZIT ON HIS NECK!!!

based Renee is back

>>2772998
Gotta be honest, I was sweating bullets when Nakamura returned

>>2773520
2 outta the last three now I've gotten sweeps. Feels good man.

>>2773520
>tfw i only clean sweep when EVERYONE clean sweeps as well

MITB, the PPV that BTFO feminists

>>2773543
Fucking disgusting man

lmao who else heard the crowd absolutely die the second the briefcase was unhooked

>>2773570
>he'd beat everyone up
>so then there'd be no winner
Okay mark.

>>2773558
How's that hairline doing?

>defending Corbin

>>2773539
9002/10

They will never top this night ever

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>>2773565
EWW NIGGA

>>2773581
for you

>>2773588
Fucking /Princess/

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>>2773565
KILL

>>2773520
i appreciate that you do these, you and groudon are the last people keeping old /asp/ alive

>>2773539
8/10 I was completely sports entertained

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>>2773543

JEEZUS

>>2773543
he's not over, the spot is over

>>2773565
that a nipple?

Best PPV of the year so far ... right?

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HEY SMARKS!

>>2773565
I WANT TO POP IT

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>>2773565

>>2773628
He's Throat Nipple

>>2773606
Or beat everyone up and walk out like he's done before? What did Rusev do to you

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>>2773637

>>2773588
princess money in the bank

how is she so cute

>>2773635
I DON'T LIKE YOU
SHUT UP

>>2773637
based BLACKED underwear

>Jinder Mahal champion
>Baron fucking Corbin MITB winner

What timeline is this

So Booker and Naomi have fucked right?

>>2773565
holy fucking yuck

>>2773539
two & 3/4 stars

>that guy that brings the "MEH" sign to every pay per view

Imagine being so much of a cynical, self-absorbed fagit that you pay hundreds of dollars just to attend a show and advertise to people around the world just how much you aren't enjoying yourself

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>>2773652
A fun timeline.

>>2773539
9/10

Major points for twitter meltdown and Ellsworth BTFO'ing women wrestling

-1 for exact same finish w/ Mahal v Orton

>>2773566
Manlet detected

>>2773607
>crying online about a children's tv show

>>2773539

1/10

Both women's matches sucked. Tag match had a shitty finish. Men's MITB was alright but ended with fucking Corbin winning.

The fashion files was about the best part of the ppv and it was a comedy segment that lasted 3 minutes. Fuck this company

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>>2773539
Holy fucking shit that chicken is massive!

But yeah, 8.5/10
I'd say 7.5, but I give a whole extra 1 Ellsworth, because while the ending of that match was kinda dumb, it makes a lot of drama from feminists and whatnot everywhere, which is fucking delightful, but also because it's just fucking hilarious to say that James Ellsworth is the first official winner of the WOMEN'S Money in the Bank Match.
Can't even be mad about that.

If the next WWE game doesn't let him compete with the women, I'm gonna be disappointed.

>>2773652
the best timeline, anon

the best

>>2773644
Nothing. I like Rusev. You just have a really dumb idea for what would be good writing. That would have killed all momentum in the match and been terrible. This isn't A Raw PPV.

Corbin was really the logical winner if you looked at it. AJ, Nakamura and Owens don't need it. Zayn is a face who would have to probably turn at some point to cash in. Ziggler is never going to be over again

>>2773658
Reminds me of the "I wish I was at RAW" guy who was at a lot of the 2000 Nitro's

>>2773637

F E E T B U L O U S

>>2773652
Jobbers taking over SD

MITB has to go to a heel or a midcard face due to it's opportunist nature but I don't think I can get behind Corbin winning it, safe choice given the options but I don't think the case will do anything to put Corbin over.

>>2773674
Pete Rosenberg was speculating that Sami might be the first person on a long time to announce his match ahead of time. It could work.

>loved WWE ever since I was child
>watched every episode of every show, even shitty ECW
>watch all the PPVs
>be one of the people who bought december to dismember
>everyone makes fun of me for loving wwe so much
>have my whole room covered in posters
>here MITB will be happening in my town, St. Louis
>decide to man up and finally go, fuck anxiety
>stress about being in those crowds makes me break out in the weirdest places
>big weird zit on neck
>decide fuck it, it's a big crowd and no one will notice, I have to conquer my anxiety

.

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why is booker t so dumb

>>2773539
-5 points for meaningless Ascension match
-5 points for Jinder match same as Backlash
+1 point for Boreton loss
+5 points for Zayn not winning mitb
+100 points for Nakameme not sleeping and coming back to win
-99 points for Borin' Corbin winning
>final score 7/10

>>2773539
solid 6/10, women's MITB had a great ending which should get some genuine heat for a change, mens MITB was pretty good although I'm totally indifferent to corbyn

>>2773539
THATS A BIG ALIGATOR

>>2773539
8 and 1/2 / 10
Decent funny shit, and I love people getting worked by fake fighting

>>2773648
Go to bed Corbin

>>2773698
because he's black

Quick review time?

>Preshow was cool, nice to se Ryder again, a big nothing match but at least it was ok.
>MitB Women sucked balls, ending saved it
>Usos vs. New Day was the de-facto pissbreak match for me, two boring teams having a boring match
>Naomi vs. Lana was great for what it was. Lana looked like a million bucks for her first match.
>Jinder vs. Orton was the first time I've ever been entertained by a Orton-match. Jinder is a great heel champion.
>Fashion Police vs. Illuminati was meh. It wasn't supposed to be great, but their vignettes are fun so I can't be mad.
>MitB Mens match had a lot of great moments between Owens bumping like a boss, Zayn being his usual spastic self and Styles being awesome. Worst part being Nakamura sitting out most of the match, the showdown between him and Styles was a lot of fun.

8/10, I was entertained, it didn't feel its length and I don't mind it being 5am right now. My night was not wasted.

Corbin MITB winner t-shirts at hottpic when

No Rusev?

>>2773676
INSHAALLAH

Am I the only one who likes the Women's mitb match excluding James?

>>2773699
>-5 points for meaningless Ascension match

Would you it rather have been epico and primo?

>>2773698

>Price check on a jackasa

>>2773697
Lmao

Naomi is so shit at everything she does

>>2773698
He didn't go for THE SQUEEZE.

Baron Corbin is the future.

Accept it.

>>2773720
ruru played us like damn fiddles

>>2773714
Right? It was a great night of wrestling, but Reddit and Twitter hated everything because their favorites didn't win

>>2773750
he was playing destiny

>>2773699
>-5 points for Jinder match same as Backlash
The match was going well too. A lot of intensity to start off with, a slow methodical middle and carnage at the end. Given that Orton needs to fuck off for a while after this loss any way they could've given Jinder a stronger finish than what they did.

>>2773539

8/10

LOOKING REAL JACKED

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>We burned through 9 threads tonight
It was a really really fun night lads. I enjoyed myself and my time posting with you all

Based Poo

>>2773520
So we're just calling the tag team match a wash then? Technically, The New Day won.

>>2773771
<3

Why is Jinder talking better on smack live

They are legit hindering him on the mic by pulling the work the crowd with racist shit

>>2773676
Poor Sami, he's never going to get his push.

Selling moves the entire +20 minutes of match, coming up and down ladders and getting his pale ginger skin slapped to redness, and then Nakameme, in his 2nd ppv, and who had been sleeping 90% of the match, comes in and outshines him in thirty seconds.

>>2773775
Yeah idk wtf that's about. Anyone who picked the Usos losed.

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Who going home /FlawlessPrediction/ here?

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Damn, Jinder seems like a pretty nice guy on TS...
He's being so polite...

Who the fuck is this?!

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>>2773779
Talking Smack is comfy central. Everyone is chill here.

>>2773775
>>2773788
DQ's and countouts have always been washes

>>2773779
because the people who write the promos are people who got fired from literal soap operas while the wrestlers were trained by dusty rhodes in person

>>2773793
He's a respectable man, these American crowds just keep pushing him

I fapped to porn in which I know the girl is 14 tonight.
Felt nice.

>>2773795
Chill comfy Jinder is best Jinder

Jinder making a lot of solid points on Talking Smack

>>2773793
is this suppose to come off like shoots?
wish he would act more heel.
he's great either way

>>2773771
Thanks anon

>>2773775
What was the ending of the tag match? I completely skipped it because I really didn't give a fuck.

3MB - FIRED - WWE CHAMPION
A real American hero

>>2773817
Jinder is great. His good in ring and on mic.

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>jinder openly playing the race card on talking smack with booker t's approval

race war when?

>>2773825
He's a better Canadian than KO and Jericho

>>2773824
it was an alright match, jimmy pulled jay out of a pin and let it end by countout

Smarks are absolutely seething over this PPV

>>2773818

I think he's trying to maintain a bit of respect so he can maintain being a face for all the Indians and Indo-Americans and Indo-Canadians.

>>2773832
NOD 2.0?

TALKING SMACK RN IS GOLD

>>2773838
Let them, smarks killed the industry. This was the best event in months

How fucking tall is Corbin?!

I just got home

I missed MITB

What happened?

HEY JINDER

HOW ABOUT

YOU SHUT

YOUR MOUTH

DAMN BIG BREAKFAST ALREADY TRYING TO SIZE UP BIG POPPA POO

Oh dear, Corbin fired on the mic.

>>2773815
sauce

He's got a nice shiner there

kek did nak give corbin a shiner?

I don't need abs.
-Baron Corbin, 2017

Corbin doesn't need abs.

>I don't need abs

HEY JINDER

I DON'T NEED

ABS

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>>2773818
Quite a few of them usually stay in character on this. It seems rarer for the heels to be polite and nice, even if its just to sit down and talk.
But Jinder's almost being an entirely different character, talking about his history in the WWE, how he got released and whatnot, he's not even really talking himself up as much as he would on a regular Smackdown. Even talks somewhat respectively to Randy.

And there's a good example, Social Kitty just got on and he's already breaking an arm jerking himself off.

>>2773851
Greatest night ever, watch it right fucking now.

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>Corbin: I don't need abs

uhhhh..

"i dont need abs"

lmao, m-me too corbin haha

>>2773851
Bros over Colons
Ellsworth won women's mitb
New Day wins by countount
Naomi retains
Jinder retains
Gay Cops beat Ascension
Corbin wins mitb

>yfw he doesn't lift

Corbin sent my sides into orbit

Corbin basically said Nak's entrance is too long
Truly he is /our guy/

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>that shiner

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>>2773539
Both women's matches were trash (more than usual, at least)
Breezango/Ascension was a time killer
Jinder/Orton was slow but had a good story
Usos/New Day was fast-paced and exciting, but marred by a shit finish
Men's MITB was just incredible
Three good matches, three bad matches

Overall, 5/10. Does not live up to this PPV's legacy.

LOL Baron out there burying hard work while Jinder was hyping it. Makes Jinder look like a face in comparison.

I've been away since the Superstar Shakeup, but wow, Corbin has improved a LOT on the mic.

>>2773714
Usos v New Day was pretty decent to be honest. I'd watch a rematch with a proper finish. It had so many clean moments and false finishes

DISCO INFERNO BTFO

>>2773892
He's like a more subdued Scott Steiner

>>2773892
Talking smack brings out the best in everyone. It's a much more relaxed environment.

>based disco working a young book

>>2773895
>that kofi dive

Thought he was dead

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>Booker burying Disco Inferno on mic

Damn, disco inferno getting btfo by Booker.

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Aww it's over. Good night /smack/.

dbry back on tuesday

smack already won the week without raw even airing

>>2773534

He did mean HE'S KEKING CODY RUNNELS FROM THE AMERICAN EXPANSION OF NJPW AND WILL DELIVER 7 STARS CLASSICS WITH OKADA AND NAITO

>>2773895
It could have been a great match and I probably would still have hated it. New Day and Usos both rub me the wrong way so I just default to "meh".

>that promo

christ

>burying disco

Fuck this ooga booga faggot
>REAL JACKED XD

Kinda funny that Jinder had the balls to say what Booker never did in front of booker's face. That he was held back because of his race. Of course Booker actually was and Jinder has only been helped if anything but still kind of funny.

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Shit I missed talking Smack because im so used to waiting after 205. Did I miss anything?

>check catalog
>a bunch of threads shitting on MitB
Damn I don't even know if it's the weebs or the rawtist making the threads any more

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Feminists on twitter are raging about this

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>>2773825
If you think about it, 3MB has experienced great success in the years after they separated.

>mcintyre is being built up big time in nxt
>slater was the inaugural sd tag champ
>jinder is the current wwe champ

What a time to be alive

>>2773901
>>2773907
>>2773919
>>2773939

i missed it whatd he say?

>>2773958
Did you expect anything else? WWE somehow produced a shittier history-making match than the Women's HIAC match.

>Booker T calling Disco Inferno an easy win

FUCK YOU BOOKER T

>>2773958
Based Ellsworth working the fat feminist smarks

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>>2773993
>implying this was a shit match

>>2773958
Edelman level catch

>>2773376
Underrated post

>>2773384
>See her in crowd all the time
> I wanna fuk
Is there something wrong with me?

>>2773588
She always looks so cock famished. I bet she fucks like a hurricane.