What are they saying behind Xavier's back?
Mocking his LBC
>>2762191
TINY
>Heyman has no hair on his scalp
>Lesnar has no hair on his back and sides
they're so made for each other
FUCKING BASED
This North Texas kid is a legit stalker
I wish this based anon was front row. Sign probably won't make it on TV with where he's seated
>>2762164
Yeah because claiming to know someone's IP address isn't creepy as fuck you stalker
Also stay BTFO
>>2760644
is it good?
WWE > TNA > NJPW
>>2762044
>tnGay
>good
Actually, go watch their stuff from a decade ago, the X division then was GOAT.
>>2762044
it's a pretty decent show since anthem took control. It's wrestling focused with longer matches, the X division is prominent again (three main events in less than two months and weekly match), Konnan is back with LAX.
It's pretty much the new wcw nitro. It could be better, but they're improving a lot.
>E-Drones will defend watching disgusting trannies "wrestle" for multiple hours every single week
>dWeebs will defend watching manlet faggy jap twinks doing gymnastics designed to white knight a literal Jew
Lmao their segments are like 15 minutes totalled across both shows
>>2761799
Kill yourself faggot.
I think I draw
I know I'm over
I got the looks
That drives Vince wild
I got the moves
That no one boos them
I send the ratings
Higher and higher
I'm just a sexy boy
sexy BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
>Sami comes on screen
>It aint dimes starts playing
I think I'm fat
I know I'm ugly
I got autism
That makes everyone cringe
I got the cellulite, that really makes them puke
I send the ratings
Into the toilet
I'm just a fat monkey
Maria Kanellis' ass is coming back to WWE next week
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerwon/status/875512406356639744
And not a fuck was given that day
Ah, is this the part where anti-smark virgins demand she be pushed for her looks and smark virgins pretend she's an 'epic' heel now?
>>2761385
Pretty much. Both sides want will want her pushed for her looks but only one will actually own up to it. Reddit will give Maria the Bliss treatment
>why does everyone tink oi'm a lad?
because ur shoulders are broader than kevin owens you ugly troll looking ass ho
>>2760962
I don't
>>2760962
>why does everyone think I'm a boy?
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>>2760595
>trying this hard to force this meme
cringe
>>2760595
>stealing /woo/ copypastas
Sad!
>>2760595
Congrats, attwhore, you got my attention.. never thought someone wpuld hate on one of the goats for attention
Who's ready for IMPACT in India #2 tonight?
>>2760146
Yes.
Ki/Dutt is enough reason to watch.
>Okada/Omega was the peak of wrestling
>god I hate being white
>I wish I was Japanese!
>>2759974
Obese weebs BTFO by based anon
>>2759974
Why?
>>2759974
>furious that WWE hasn't had a 5 star match in SIX years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf78v6Fa9vI
>>2759890
That wrestling promos are a work and often don't contain even an ounce of truth.
THE WWE TITLE IS A TOY
>>2759890
>>2759919
DELETE THIS
All these threads posted by virgins claiming Based SashA+ has a horse face. Then they deliberately choose to overlook Carmella's literal horseface cause they nut 4 times a day thinking about her.
>>2759808
DELET THIS
>>2759808
>>2759808
I don't see anything horsey, Carm is a cute.
Sooooo. What was it that you called me anon?
>>2757727
cummy tummy
My next cum tribute
>>2757727
A jew
Which wrestler should the WAW do a ripoff of next?
Roman Reigns
name him Greek Adonis and have him wear SAS gear to the ring.
>>2757357
Rip off? Scuse you but Taketty ripped off based Mortician you silly E drone!
>>2757371
>Mortician has had this gimmick for 50 years
>taketty steals his gimmick and sucks up to vince before mortician does
fuck the undercarder
Could an Alex Jones type gimmick work in the WWE?
>>2753878
They already had a mentally retarded gimmick...
>>2753878
A conspiracy nut? I can see that working. Sanity is already a thing.
>>2753887
>i like my news boring and serious
>i think sane sounding people are actually sane