CM Punk rumored to be the secret addition to the MiTB ladder match
Here to save the white race
>>2768592
If only...
>>2768592
its true! Meltzer said that when he was offered $1 million for one match from that UK promotion Vince called him up right away and said "ill give you $2 million to come back".
You now realize Ezekiel Jackson is the last ECW champ in history
that's faaroq
>>2768372
based Big "Big Dyck" Ryck
>>2768372
Rhino is the last ECW Champion ever.
Just imagine the retarded faces she makes while sucking a dick
>>2768286
that looks like Sasha
I want her to bite down on me with those buck teeth
>>2768286
Imagine how much more of a obvious faggot you can be....
Legit not wanting her to blow you Jesus Christ son....
BEAT
>>2767907
She's in the Hall of Back Pain
SO SILENT
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I think Dolph Ziggler has a really sweet ass
>>2767551
>don't wanna sound like a queer
>browses /asp/ for wresteling
Pick on gayboi
>>2767551
Youre a dumb nigger OP
>>2767551
Good movie OP.
The moment WWE was saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo4buulTCn0
Saved from what?
>>2767505
from this indie fag holding the title in 2013
>>2767507
He wound up winning it again seven months later, though.
Malenko
>We're the No Dimeacalz - and our mission is to not draw any viewership ratings in the WWF
Guerrero
>Órale! Viva la raza! Let me tell ya hombre, I thought we drew a dime once, but it turned out it was a peso! *laughs like a hyena*
Benoit
>I'm the excellence of execution, and when I step into that ring, I'm gonna execute the fans
Saturn
>*sticks a mop up his ass*
Top kek
>>2767365
Based vanilla midgets working the stock holders into a shoot
>>2767365
I can't recall Malenko ever being over but Latino Heat, Benoit, Saturn, Terri Runnels and Moppy all were eventually.
Was Malenko ever over?
Make way for the true wrestling promotion. WWE is on its deathbed and you E Drones know it too. Why not join the winning team while you still can?
>>2767317
>seething and getting worked this hard by a 'dead promotion'
Shut the fuck up
Will there be cringe chants or will they just copy the Japanese crowd?
>tfw live JR commentary for direct competitors
>the US crowd will get a shitty 2.5 star Cody/Okada match instead of Omega/Okada 3
Thank you based Gedo
I don't know but I will be there both nights and am prepared for the absolute worst. Namely '2sweeeet' and 'TEN!' Chants.
>>2767259
They are looking at it like a hype house show
I don't know why meltzer is freaking out about cody and ass man getting title shots when they'll both get squashed
ITT: Wrestlers you hope will receive a letter laced with anthrax in the mail
>>2767075
>Arabs receiving anthrax in the mail
Not familiar with this desu
It's the other way around.
>>2767075
Friendly reminder that this is always their best b show, no matter the year
>>2767060
And there is only one (1) "watchable" match on it. The state of smackdownies.
>>2767064
>SEETHING as per usual
is Money and the bank tomorrow?
>When Rick Rude was on TV, they watched him. When Sting was on TV, they watched him. Luger? Ehh, somewhat somewhat.
Was he right?
the guy committed suicide because he was a friendless loser like most of /asp/
>>2766970
Well, he did look at the minute by minute ratings, so he would know.
>Manlet that killed himself because of how much of a failure he was.
>Welcome to impact wrestling anon, we are glad to have you in a thriving company like impact wrestling. We are number 2 in the world of sports entertainment with stars like rockstar spud, ec3, and how can we ever forget Kongo Kong. Here's your contract you will not regret it.
lmao id rather work for hotdogs and beer at my local gym tbf
>>2766905
Where are your designated shitting streets located?
>>2766905
Can I fuck you now, Dixie?
Poor Tyson...
>>2766811
Name one wrestler who didn't ram this bitch
>>2766811
Poor Tyson nothing. He gets a real life free interracial skype show from his thicc blonde muscle waifu every night. It's not fair.
>>2766824
Big E
why does he do this
>>2766598
who cares he is hot asf
>>2766598
Autism
>>2766598
It's a gesture that he just fucked your mom while you're in the basement whining about him on an image-board