MITB Live Thread #7

Easy 4 star match

>showing heels out of character during the show
Fuck off Vince

bring back The Ascension

>they get repackaged as 70's stereotypical drug lords

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GAY COPS TIME

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>>2772517
THEY'RE COMING

Vince is truly a madman.

ASCENSION PUSH INCOMING

based gay cops

Time for /ourguys/

Charlie Hass and Shelton Benjamin debut incoming

GOAT PPV

GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS GAY COPS

>>2772468
>Mfw if Ziggler wins I clean sweep

Do it for me, Dolph

9 STAR MATCH INCOMING

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A thread a match.
Not to terrible tonight.

>>2772527
This

>Fango Breeze

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>Gay Cops

Why are they still called Breezango and not the Fashion Police?

Funny how WWE had to pull out a Jerry Lee Lewis song to finally have a decent PPV theme

>>2772519
18+

>>2772544
>Betting on Dolphetty

IT WAS THEM ALL ALONG

>FASHION
>PO PO

ASCENSION IS GOING TO WIN
I WANT TO BELIEVE

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>complain that Ascension isn't on the card

>2 hours later they get a match

Literally who?

Lmao at the commentators acting surprised

ITS THE SURF DUDES WITH ATTITUDES

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Is the ascension...

Gay cops vs. cultists

And the crowd goes extra mild

>The Ascension
Stop with this NXT Meme team.

Shouldn't he be counted out by now?

All we need is a Curt Hawkins match after this.

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Who /a/ here?

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literally no one cares

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.

lmao

>the Ascension returns
>gay cops
>Jinder retains

Bruce Blitz will be losing his shit tonight.

Hope that Anon that was bummed that The Ascension wasn't on the preshow is happy now

>>2772551
they are the Fashion Police, Breezango

the Fashion Police is the title, Breezango is the team name

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>>2772559
Damn, he got fat!

Do all these heel wins and anti-finishes indicate that a babyface wins mitb?

>wrestling music I can unironically lift to

It's just the ascension...

Konnor's gotten fat

I like ascension fuck you

Illuminati

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mfw viktor eats the pin...again

lmao the literal disappearance of crowd noise when that theme hit

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

there has to be another swerve coming

>ascension tag match after wwe championship match
based Vince

The crowd is as dead as it gets right now.

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>>2772573
ayy

illuminati confirmed

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Can they both win?

I want them both to get a push.

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WITH A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA BY HIS SIDE

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this would be sub par for a smackdown episode even

>>2772569
Its sad they need the Fashion Police just to help make them even slightly relevant

post Lana

>>2772579
Didn't mean to have a reply in there... Don't even know how I did that, quick reply box doesn't go away...

>breezango vs ascension
>not the preshow

What

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mfw an american was fat near me

>ascension
>not Insanity

>>2772580
Means our boy Dolph Jizzler is winning

>>2772595
LOS

The only thing ascending is a dead crowd and a 1/3 star match

Who here unironically /born n bred to rip n shred/ ?

>>2772549
>Fabreeze

>>2772550
D. Va is PURE

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>>2772573

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>>2772595

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>Whoa.
>Oh my god.
>So these are the guys?
>The Ascension was responsible?
>Wow.

The fucking state of this company.

>>2772603
This whole PPV is one long pre-show...

INB4 MAIN EVENT IS A BOTCHFEST

>fag cops more important than orton

>2017 and still think there is a need for cooler matches

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I don't know who's jobbing to who anymore

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BASED BIG CHIN ELLSWORTH MAKING REDDIT SEEETH

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>>2772595

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ASCENSION IS BEST MAP

>>2772597
same here, man. same here.

Konnor looking swole

Sorry, I mean swollen

Take a piss break boyos.

Anyone see Ward Kovelev last night?

I totally forgot about the MITB match is still coming, this feels like a extra good episode of Smack rather than a PPV

> "I don't know, if you believe in fake news then go right ahead Saxton"

JBL-isms people. Anyone have a collection of them anywhere?

>bald with long hair
Why do people do this?

Even Hogan could only pull it off in an ironic way.

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I mean, this could been good for a smcakdown, but why putting it in a PPV, and almost no explanation, I don't get it

>>2772624

>what is piss break match

cm punk chants soon?

>>2772594

Rightfully so

RIP TIM HAGUE

>>2772608
INGOBERNABLES

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>Ryder on the preshow
>Assension on the main card

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>>2772627
BASED BIG HOG BTFOING THE ROASTIES

>>2772624
>thinking that's how a lineup works

>>2772627
I just managed to get my dad interested in the product then he saw the Great Balls of Fire logo and now I'm being kicked out for being a fag.

>>2772627
>reddit has a girlfriend and you don't

>>2772627
"the product" is a weird word for "penis"...

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>>2772627

Didn't watch the woman's MITB, just let me answer this did Charlotte do a Moonsault?

So I watch the highlights later.

>>2772633
Disgusting low blows and a ridiculous stoppage imo

>>2772637
It's a "give these people something to do" and >>2772640
Nothing weird about this.

HULK HOGAN SPOTTED ENTERING THE ARENA WE MONEY IN THE BANK NOW BROTHER

Fandango needs to go back to having them try to pronounce his name.

It's a cooldown match guys b/w the title and main event, it's not supposed to be a classic.

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>>2772627
>makes up girlfriend to be offended?

Why do redditors do this?

>>2772635
BYRON, IF YOU WERE DYING I'D UMPLUG THE MACHINE TO CHARGE MY PHONE

>>2772624
Women were pre main event at WM33, just after the Bork goldberg match

WTF was even the point of that?

Hahahaha. The state of the Ascention!

well that was shit

What the fuck

>>2772637
They totally built it up!
Breeze got attacked randomly, and didn't act like he did when he was found!
Ascension being built up as mystery awesomes!

And literally right as I was about to post, they eat a pin, I can't even sarcasm this shit anymore.

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>>2772627
>people on leddit

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>>2772573

NOOOOOOO

VIKTOR WAS TRAINED IN THE FUCKING HART DUNGEON

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>2772661
Based Bliss

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>>2772645
>Ryder wins
>Ascension loses

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Isn't the point if wrestling to make people feel good about watching their heroes beat the shit out of villains? I mean it literally doesn't happen anymore. I get that you have to build up stuff by making faces lose a few times but damn watching wrestling is just depressing now. It's like the write it for /asp/ contrarians to jack off to because they think they are so smart.

Rate this episode of Smackdown

>>2772654
right. Absolutely disgusting, should be a no contest.

Why can't Ascension ever win?

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>6ft5 tall
>jacked as fuck
>draw
>real heat
>protected af finisher
>only one loss in smackdown
>gives concussions to vanilla manlets
>speaks several languages
>puts racist americans in their place
>buries boretown in his own hometown in front of his father
>modern day mojo jojo

how can one man be so based

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hahahaha
GAY POLICE WINS

Rip in piss ascension.

>>2772658

Another idiotic thing the WWE does...

>>2772675
Lana's ass and crack are the only highlights

>all this fashion files buildup to end like this

Felt a little disappointing, was expecting some explanation or twist, not just 'it was the ascension, have a match'

>>2772675
Still a hell of a lot better than RAM/10

>>2772668
fucking cucks

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>>2772577

Not the guy you're thinking of, but I had that thought and yes, I am happy now!

ALL OF THIS THINGS MADE ME WILL I AM

>>2772678
GOAT

>>2772677
They were actually entertaining and unique on NXT, which means they have to be ruined on the main roster.

That's just how they do things now I guess

/ourguy/ must be so dissapointed

>>2772668
>dating/marrying coal burners

the state of edrones

>Ascension lose an impromptu tag match
Literally why are they still even employed?

ALL OF THESE THINGS MADE ME WHO I AM MADE ME ALL OF THESE THINGS MADE ME WHO I AM MADE WHO I AM AND I AM I AM WHO I AM MADE ME WHO I AM BABY ALL THESE THINGS

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>>2772669
My nigga

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>>2772671

BABY ALL OF THESE THINGS BABY WHO I AM THAT I AM

>>2772675
toodrunktopayattention/10

>>2772668
Niggas need to man up. Even if my gf wasn't interestd, I would give a shit if she watched or not. Go bake some cookies or something.

>>2772676
It's hard for me to be biased I really dislike ward but I thought it was really bad

>>2772627
I'm watching it with my girlfriend and her life partner Taquese right now

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>>2772678
>Modern day mojo jojo

what a shitty fucking match

>>2772586
sigh

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>>2772678
>jacked

>>2772544

wtf I'm still in.

GO BASED AUTIST TERRORIST

>>2772674
a very old man writes this show, don't bully him, he doesn't have much time left

They need to push the fashion police
I would love them to get the titles only as the perfect fashion accessory

>>2772627

>redditors posts about watching with their gfs/wives
>no one here is

Really activates the almonds

So CM Punk will enter the MITB match right? They save that surprise for the main event.

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Anyway catch Greg Gag-knee of the Eh Dubya Eh fame? He was in a rage.

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WHO /SISSY/ HERE?

is this the GOAT anti smark ppv?

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>>2772627

>showing your girlfriend big buff sweaty man that you'll never be like

its the subtle cucking that i don't understand

I mean there are about 50-60 people who have creative input in the WWE, did no one have the balls to object to calling a PPV Great Balls of Fire in 2017

plz not boring corbin

>every single champion retains

Kek, what a great pay per view

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>>2772707

>>2772707
Oh shit you follow lanawweass on twitter too?

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>no ellsworth on talking smack

>>2772681
>not realizing how a 3 hour performance works

>>2772714
Cute feets

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GO AJ!
RIP THEM PANTS ON THE LADDER AGAIN!

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>>2772707

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What does WWE means by this?

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this show sucks

>>2772715
>nigomi won
Nope

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>>2772678
>>modern day mojo jojo

I've only been sporadically watching the PPVs. What are AJ's chances in this?

>>2772707
Muh dick

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<TWITTER ALERT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<TWITTER ALERT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

BRADSHAW CONFIRMED IN ARENA
WTF IS HAPPENING

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<TWITTER ALERT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<TWITTER ALERT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Wait what

When is Aj vs Kevin owens?
main event?

When did MITB become Smackdown only?

no new day vs usos?

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>>2772694
Post based Interfering Speed Weed

If Baron Corbin wins, Maximum Dubs and Trips

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>>2772725

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>>2772629
wrong ascension

>>2772627
>it's a Drumpfag
Every time

>>2772730
based nazi gook

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>>2772725

>>2772735
who?

Last year's video package was so much better

>IM STICKING MY HAND IN A SWARM OF BEES

>>2772714
Sauce please?

Has anyone ever cashed in and failed to win the title?

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>>2772740
IT'S HAPPENING

>>2772743
based

>>2772730
that bitch is fat and ugly

>>2772707
And that one got no ass

>>2772735

I heard he's doing color commentary

>>2772692
So someone can lose the impromptu tag match...

>>2772739
Already happened

OH MT GOD
CM PUNK CONFIRMEDIN THE BUILDING

GET ON FUCKING TWITTER NOW!!!

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cuckculture strikes again

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Alright bois it is time,
If Shinsuke "Weaponized Autism" Nakamura wins MiTB I will record myself shoving a banana up my ass.

Feel free to screen cap it

Fuck Sami zayn

this needs to be a ******¼ match to save this show

>>2772750
John Cena and Damien Sandow

>>2772750
Sandow

>>2772733
1/3.5 chance

Neither Owens or Nakamura is winning, Dolph is unlikely too.

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Who St/y/les here?

I can't take Corbin seriously with that thinning hair

>>2772730
Post more pls

>>2772748
CUZ I WANT HONEY ON MY TABLE

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>>2772674
actually the point of wrestling is to feel good about being a billionaire and making your mostly interchangeable employees scrape and destroy each other for "opportunities" while you play action figures with the hot ones and millions of old poor NEETS pay you to live out yr macho fantasies.

>>2772762
I've liked the show 2bf. Best ppv I can remember in a while.

>>2772733
0

>>2772753
ding-dong diddly worked deancuck

Anyone got a good mobile stream? The WWE one has been lagging on me

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THEY

Sami should ride a van to the ring

>MONEY... IN THE BOOONK

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>>2772709
wwe is written by a team of numale writers you fucking fool. many of which don't watch wrestling

>>2772724
>Not realizing Dominion went over 4 1/2 hours and didn't need shit like this between the last couple of matches

This show has been so shit

Please spare us from Shitsuke gay entrance.

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post >yfw Ziggles wins

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BMAJ

Do they want some /asp/?

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THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE

Based AJ

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>>2772727
>It's been 6 months since AJ's hole was exposed.

>>2772768

a dickhead heel with thinning shitty hair and shitty tattoos is actually a great look

>>2772725
Is that a pussy lips protector?

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>>2772769

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>>2772767
I'm /basedmacktruckģ

RIP PYRO

Baron Corbin will win

Screencap this post

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>tfw they do want some

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Mistah Money inze BONK

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DEY DON WAN NUN!!!!!!!

BMAJ

>Miss Money in the bank ladder match

What did he mean by this

>inb4 a woman takes the briefcase instead of a man

>not new gear
We lost, lads

>>2772729
Mella cashed in on Talking Smack?

why does AJ not get his pyro anymore

WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS? WHERE IS MY BOY ROMAN REIGNS?

>>2772788
THEY DONT WANT NUN

>>2772795
Stop posting this fat cunt

Everytime I watch AJ entering the ring I mark out. I love him, he is the GOAT without a doubt

>>2772731
i second this.
close though.

>>2772789
TOP FUCKING KEK

AJ should win. I dont want to see him slide down the card to feud with Oreowens

IM HERE TO SHOVEL WORMS
IM HERE TO SHOVEL WORMS
SHOVEL WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMS

>>2772781
damn that dude has cool hair, who is he?

"With the farmer strength"

>tfw will never have farmer strength

>>2772809
expensive

Is Aj styles wearing a mouth guard

Who is the lucky 50 yr old cougar getting railed by zig tonight

Tell me right now why Luke Harper is not in this match.

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>>2772727

Where is the

B A S E D
I O
G G

>>2772793

it's just the cotton crotch panel of her nylons

>>2772800
>not Ajay Styles

So, Owens is winning this right?

BIG POPS SAMI

My pick is Zayn for the win!

THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE WHO IS THE SHOW THAT AJ STYLES BUILT WILL BECOME MR. MONEY IN THE BANK AND CASH IN TO BECOME THE CHAMP THAT RUNS THE CAMP

fuck dolph ziggler

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>mfw Islamic ska man actually wins

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>>2772767
WHAT THE FUCK

>>2772829
BASED BIG AOG?

What is AJ Styles gimmick besides just being a good wrestler?

>>2772809
money money money

ALLAHU AKBAR

>>2772833

/asp/ btfo

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*Sami Zayn's music plays*

What is Sami's gimmick?

>>2772837
no no no no no
fuck on you

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>>2772801

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>>2772827
>Not wanting to see AJ's ass
What are you, a faggot?

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GIVE ME THEM 2 SWEETS GOOD BROTHERS

I hate sami so much i have trouble sleeping sometimes.

>ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzayn

My boy sami zayn from montréal québec canada gonna get his big push tonight

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>>2772812

Sami needs another entrance song ASAP ska is literally dead.

SAMI ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DID 9/11

What is Sami Zayn's gimmick anyway?

>>2772841
he's the focal point of smackdown anon, literally the face that runs the place

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BASED FAT

Best case scenario -

ISIS ZAYN wins, and gets stopped at every airport for random security check, and loses his cash in.

>>2772841

Face that runs the place

Southern boy with the farmer strength

>>2772841
Swag, dope entrance, slick ring gear

>>2772841
The face that runs the place

Remember when AJ first appeared at RR and all the autists here didn't know who he was and called him an indie shitter?

>266lbs
Bullshit

what the fuck happened to kevin owens

omg he still didnt walk on his face kayfabe is alive and well

BASEDFATASS

STEEN
T
E
E
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>That fat fuck
>Only 266 pounds

Who do they think they're kidding?

I can sense a sweep coming. I am ready.

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>>2772846
LET US ADVANCE

>>2772841
being the GOAT

>>2772861
Human swastika.

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>>2772854

>>2772854
*2sweetskis

>going out of his way to not step on his face

KO is based

>>2772859

ska's been dead for like 20 years by now

>Spanish commentators talking about the Mr Kennedy failure
lol

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY


>Bay leno BTFO

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>>2772751
MASAKA

266 POUNDS

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>>2772832

>>2772818
max landis.
sjw who is a wwe consultant writer or something.
he made "wrestling isn't wrestling".
good video, total fucking snowflake faggot though.

BIG BANTS CORBIN COMING IN LAST HES GONNA WIN LADS

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>>2772861

Come on Corbin, you've got this. The booking commitee is high on krokodil and you're the most retarded choice, can't go wrong.

Wait, why does Corbin enter last?

Why does the gook always get the last entrance?

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>>2772854

BASED AS FUCK

>>2772876

He's 5'5

>Corbin out last

Winning confirmed

Thank you based Corbin

>>2772884
Your're here 24/7. Sad!

>>2772861
Ska and jihad enthusiast

BASED CORBIN

BASED CORBIN

HEY SHINSUKE

BASED CORBIN

NO HIS ENTRANCE IS THE ONLY THING OVER

N A K A M E M E
WOLF'D

based big bad wolf

BASED CORBIN

>faces in the ring doing nothing

>>2772876
>>2772871

He looked 5'10"/5'11" when I met him at a PWG show. So, that weight would be pretty damn accurate if true.

>>2772888
But she was mentioned
Top kek

WTF BIG BANTER CORBIN RUINED IT

>>2772888
>Bayley doesn't follow James Ellsworth

BIG
A
N
T
E
R

OH NO THAT MEANS THE JAP WINS

BASED CORBIN

is he, dare I say it./ourguy/?

BASED BIG WOLF

BASED BARON BURYING NAKAMEME

>>2772859
>Nakamura needs a new entrance song, violins are literally dead
It has the part the crowd can "oo" along to, that is the point

THANK
YOU
BASED
CORBIN

NAKAMEME BTFO

>>2772888
hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking bayletty destroyed by based James

>>2772896
>>2772896


kek

Corbin ruining the best intro of the night.
nakamura better win so i can sing along :@

Damn, I guess Sami is winning

BASED CORBIN

NO AUTIST ENTRANCE FOR YOU

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>>2772786

I want to believe

Based Baron burying Michael Japson

BRB MAKING HIGHLIGHTS

Based Lone Wolf saving us from Nakameme's gay ass dance.