KEKCULTURE BTFO EDITION
>>2771049
First for Miz
Kofi's Christ Air dive was awesome
A ver, a ver donde estan mis /smack/ hermanos?
Thug Usos are best Usos
SGT. SLAUGHTER
>>2771049
This is the best day ever. fucking smarks are crying
>Daniel Bryan getting paid to tweet some organic bullshit
ELLSWORTH OFFICIALLY /OURGUY/
COWBOY BOB
What's Naomi's gimmick again?
ugh another womens match, there's only 2matches left after this right?
>3rd piss break of the night
>>2771049
FEMINISTS UTTERLY BTFO
I came in just in time to see the end of the USO match. Who won the previous matches?
sexy glowing nigress
>you will never bury your face in between naomi's big black ass cheeks and take a long, deep inhale of her sweaty, meaty shithole
REMINDER RUSEV INTERFERES AND NU MALE WOMEN REVOLUTION KEKS GET BTFO EVEN MORE
>>2771086
Aca reportandome bb
>Carmella cashes in tonight so she doesn't have to face any backlash on tuesday
pls
STG SLAUGHTER WILL KILL BIG POPPA POO AND BRING THE BIGGEST POP EVER
>>2771103
Most Athletic
>Dbry gettin aggy at big hog
That's real cute fampai
Please have a cash in
>>2771101
>When the women are so fragile that a non wrestler climbs the ladder
>>2771080
Well, you were the last person to get your predictions in.
> WWE going stronk on shit finishes
Get ready for Lana to win the championship in her first ever match!
I got to admit, Naomi's entrance is based.
I want my penis inside of Naomi's vagina
prepare your "muh dick" pics and gifs
>>2771103
>le ebin glow in the dark chimp
who /mrsMITB/ here
Who else /Lana/ here?
HOLY SHIT. ALL THESE NON-FINISHES. BASED VINCE.
>Who Lana here?
DING-DONG DIDDLY BALOR
>Rave dancer vs Ballroom dancer
Cool
>>2771101
GOAT
People giving a shit about women's wrestling?
WHY?????
>>2771103
She's a raver uce
>>2771086
Aca papa
Lana's sex music
MUH DIK
>>2771101
He has always been /myguy/, since he became a thing for real.
>>2771049
>mfw
Cam Cam MITB goddess
BBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yes moar bby pls
>>2771134
>No Urban Hip Hop Lana.
Why go on.
Wew. He we go boys. Time to see if Lana can wrestle.
Anyone else really like Lana's theme music?
What genre would you call it?
>>2771141
Because we need Pissbreaks and Fapbreaks.
>lana not wrestling barefoot
> General Manager is fucked off with result of match
If Carmella is smart she'll cash in immediately after this match before he can take it from her.
>>2771072
They would just make the next match a no dq/no countout match
>>2771141
because we are independent beings with our own thoughts and opinions
We are a three count away from having a white women's champion again
>>2771148
Word
>>2771103
Disco Nigger
Lana's gimmick is pure cringe
Another based finish! Thank you Vince, may I have another
Lana's theme is pretty dope
>History making night for the women's division
That guy is drunk.
>>2771128
>Commentators laughing about how Lana could never possibly win
she's winning boys
>>2771101
Our guy makeing it rain
laughing at lana's fart theme tbqh
>>2771159
It's some kind of ballroom dance music
>>2771162
Tragedy af
Does anyone else unironically like Lana's theme especially when the bass kicks in?
>>2771112
Usos walked out and ellisworth the women's MITB
I hate hearing Naomi speak
If Lana wins Womens's Revolution is ofiacially over and we are back to the Diva's era.
Go LANA!
>>2771163
WORKED
they could use lana's music to follow fat people around
>>2771159
The synth brass sucks. The song isn't very good.
>>2771141
bc there are always going to be losers in life.
.
>dat ring gear
HNNNGG
>>2771134
Dick = diamonds
>That atire
VINCE YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Holy shit. My dick!!
Carmella cashing in after Lana wins
Lana is fucking gorgeous holy shit
MUH DIIKKKK
>dat Lana ass
holy shit my fucking dick
Lana is so fucking hot.
Hello Stamford Wives, enjoying your little Sunday night kiddie event?
My God.
Her ass cheeks in that gear
There's something about Lana's song that is really unsettling, but I don't what it exactly is
RuRu sign :)
Post yfw Lana wins the championship.
Lana's theme song is amazing
Based Naomi more over than becketty
> Naomi upset with Lana
> Gives her a title match
Y'know, being champ, I'm sure you're allowed to ask for a match with her without putting up the belt. Dumb babyface.
>>2771049
>actually buying into the whole corporate "groundbreaking" "women's revolution" that they also say at the same time think is condescending
>getting worked this hard by a heel win
jesus, 'smarks' are nothing but pretentious marks
Just arrived. What did I miss, amigos?
LANA'S ASS
>>2771171
I love that scene.
DAT FUCKING RING GEAR
Lana wins and Carmella cashes in. Screencap it.
NIGGER TO THE FLO
>that ring gear
>>2771188
CFO$ BTFO
Lana makes my dick hard
Lana's upper body mass has filled out nicely.
>LANA
Lana just made my dick extra hard tbhfam
POST YFW CARMELLA CASHES IN ON NAOMI
>>2771194
>dark side
What did she mean by this?
>>2771207
>Lana's ring gear
You'd have to be a faggot of the highest order not to be pleased
>>2771222
trips confirm
LANA WINS AND STARTS A FEUD WITH MARIA ON TUESDAY FOR SEXIEST BITCH ON SMACK
BASED SMACKCHADS ALWAYS WIN
>>2771216
Two shit finishes
>womyns MITB
>New Day vs Usos
Lana is fucking terrible kys if you disagree
Guys what does Lana's butt hole look like?
I need to know.
>>2771216
Based Ellsworth buried the entire womens division winning the first ever Women MITB match
"LISA!! KNOCK OFF THAT RACKET!!"
>>2771209
POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT
Imagine thinking Lana has an ass. Kek. Naomi is the one with booty.
>>2771211
Lanas puss flaps
>>2771218
>not Sensei eating out of her diaper scene
Holy fuckin yum!
Lana is my new reason to watch SDL every week.
>>2771211
>>2771207
it's Stepford Wives you dumb dick
I always thought Lana should wrestling in what basically she wears to the gym on twitter....take advantage of the look like Ronda/Holly Holm/generic MMA girl thing that's popular right now.
MUH DIKKKKK
>>2771211
>>2771216
>womens mitb won my ellsworth who handed it to carmella
>new day wins because the usos purposelly got counted out so they could retain the titles
MOTN
Holy Fuck Lana's outfit
>>2771246
Yep
>lana wins
>"you deserve it"
>WE WANT RUSEV
>Lana wins
>Carmella cashes
>Ellsworth helps
>Rusev music hits
>We want Rusev
>>2771238
Lol nigger sjw seething
WE WANT RUSEV
I don't mind Lana. She looks nice, she has a modicum of character, something Naomi does not, and she can't possibly be as much of a botch-machine as Sasha Banks.
That being said, she should probably not win this match.
>>2771162
post lana feet
>>2771253
strong pit game
Lana is being to fucking loud
>lana's ass during that pin
BASED CAMERAMAN!
>>2771238
here you go buddy(you)
>>2771248
Who /sev/ here? Anyone miss his gentle humour?
>>2771246
plz confirm
>Lana's outfit
>WE WANT RUSEV
How much do you want to bet all the feminists start slut shaming Lana for her ring gear?
Best ring gear ever omg.
Wprked self into shoot
>We want Rusev
You absolute cunts, you chucklefucks chanting we want Lana is the reason he got buried.
>>2771258
based russev slappin them cheeks
>>2771257
THANK YOU VINCE. PLEASE TAKE ANOTHER SHIT IN MY MOUTH
>>2771258
absolutely ding-dong diddly based
>>2771262
>cringe
Are Smarks or Marks saying this?
>>2771258
Holy crap that ass
>>2771159
70s porn music
>>2771248
I didn't watch every episode.
>>2771258
MUH DICK
Lana is so hot that it's distracting
>>2771264
Insha'allah
>>2771281
Naomi BTFO, no way she's walking out of St Louis as Champion.
how many people got eliminated in the last match?
>2017
>finding white womynz attractive
>daniel bryan TWEETS how this is unacceptable
what a fucking dork, isn't he suppose to be the gm?
This is supposed to be 3 hours? Only 2 matches left.
webm her sticking out her tongue
Damn Lana is pretty T H I C C
>>2771293
It's a wild ride.
>>2771258
TY KEVIN DUNN
>>2771257
Cool, I'm 2/2 right now.
Rusev better turn up tonight
also
>inb4 Lana loses her newly gained title to Miss MITB James Ellsworth
Inb4 Rusev comes in as Big Bartholomew, yelling about the farm, and Lana loses the match because she's embarrassed and wanted to keep this under wraps.
>Lana dropping Naomi on her head with those suplexes
i audibly gasped
Based RuRu been teaching Lana how to wrestle
>>2771281
Rusev > Lana
>>2771162
Well ever since her husband sprained his ankle that way, probably figured it was best not to risk it.
>>2771296
I don't give a flying fuck about her in ring skills, it's nice to see a stupid hot bitch in the ring again
>>2771211
Lana is not as horrible as I expected
But she's still the worst on the roster
>>2771233
I wouldn't know, I ain't watching this shit
Lana isn't sucking
>>2771300
I will happy with that outcome.
holy fuck is she using her o face in her submissions goddamn
>>2771182
I can't get her song out of my head
>dads entire stable went heel on me today
>now in a feud with sister and step-mom
>no way I'll be able to go over clean
Who books this shit?
this commentary is shit
What kind of submission is this
SteveO is the tag match scrubbed out?
>>2771258
Oh my lord
Lana talking too loud
Which fucking leg is she working
>The Womens Champion getting worked by someone who is in their first match
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF WOMENS WRESTLING
Lana isn't terrible. I'm kind of inpressed.
She needs to stfu tho. She keeps yelling.
>>2771334
The deadliest
this fucking match
Why y'all losing it over her gear like her nudes aren't already readily available online
>All the virgins in this thread losing their shit over a woman's ass
el o fucking el
>>2771325
gaaaaaay
>>2771258
How can New Jacuck even compete?
>>2771330
Have sex, cringe
>>2771341
lex luger selling
i need more shots of Lana's ass
>>2771336
Sadly yes.
>>2771216
ellsworth won the womens MiTB
memes are true.
>>2771340
The fuck are you talking about?
Ass and cameltoes aside, is this even a good match?
>>2771341
I was thinking the exact same
>>2771346
which one?
>>2771340
>so worked she loses her championship
Live pictures from the crowd right now.
ROLL TIDE PAL.
>>2771346
She didnt look the way she does now in those nudes
>>2771344
5/5 stars
>>2771340
Not like any of us actually care about the wrestling anyways
I tink I taw a puddy cat
Somewhere Jerry lawler is having another heart attack seeing Lana right now
They should have Lana lose her accident after his match. Have the dancer smack her head on something so she speaks English.
Rusev isn't even Russian his character is from Bulgaria. Just let them speak w their normal voicesl again
>>2771346
Because it's hot to see a girl in revealing clothing faggot
>>2771258
BASED
some anon is screengrabbing all these crotch shots right?
You anons do know there is already Lana nudes right?
What kind of nonfinish will there be?
>>2771258
>>2771357
Lana has never EVER wrestled before.
THERE IT IS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>2771358
who fucking cares
IT'S HAPPENING!
BASED ELLSWORTH
>>2771346
Less is more, anon. A lady does well not to reveal all, as imagination is a powerful force.
WHAT?!
Do people unironically think Lana's little pancake is impressive?
B A S E D
THE MOST UNEXCITING CASH IN MOMENT
OH FUCK
LA Lights were the dopest shoes
Just wanted to remind everyone here that Bill Clinton never raped anybody ;)
YEAAAAAAAA
>inb4 she doesn't cashes
FUCK
OH MY GOD LADS THAT ANON WAS RIGHT
>>2771171
name?
HOW MANY SWERVES WILL THERE BE TONIGHT
HERE WE GO BOYS
HAPPENING
CARMELLA IS DOING IT IT'S HAPPENING
BAH GOD MELLA IS CASHING IN
>>2771258
Wow, the thong part is so small you can see her labia.
Shitty , doesn't make sense
Good lord, I'm begging you losers to have sex
>Nigger winning
Help lads
>>2771377
She has tho
>>2771371
Stop willingly look like a sexually deprived virgin, fag.
Carmella > Shane
WOAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH SHIT THE FACE OF LANA
Best time line
knew it
>BURYING THE WOMEN IN THE BANK THIS HARD
BASED MELLA
>>2771373
I was hopeing the same thing as well
BASED
FABULOUS
WORKED
HOW MANY OF YOU MARKS GOT WORKED BY THAT "CASH IN"
>>2771384
This.
Why didn't she wait?
>>2771398
ALL OF THE SWERVES
MANG
DAMN I'VE BEEN WORKED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK
>>2771141
because of SJW and virgins who think that liking women wresting will get them laid. They cant act, have no skill in the ring and are just fucking boring. Also one of the reasons (among many) that wwe ratings are in the toilet.
>THIS MATCH
WTF? I LOVE WWE NOW!
the fuck is this cash in
>wait by ringside for match to finish
Lana looked good. She should have won dirty.
>>2771423
Probably all of /asp
Lana has some serious potential
UH OH
You guys are fucking marks
Carmella is now my favorite women """"wrestler"""" of all time
PLEASE DON'T BLOW THE MITB CASE SO EARLY IT RUINS THE POTENTIAL OF SOMEONE HOLDING IT FOR MONTHS
Gay
Someone please post a gif of Ellsworth doing the Carmella skip down the ramp
BIG HOG JAMES working everyone tonight
3/3 shit finishes
what a lame finish
Why do niggers act so embarrassing?
GOAT BOOKING, great match for her first big 1 on 1.
Is Smackdown, dare I say it, getting it's shit together.
Shit endings everywhere
>>2771434
She's only there to taunt them
SHIT RANDY BORETON IS GOING TO WIN
Dare I say most shocking cash-in since Rollins?
>her gimmick is going to be fucking with Naomi for months
A+
Lana face turn. Nigomi bout to get buried
>burying Lana's finisher in her first match
>>2771451
my thoughts too
they protected the hell out of lana's newness to the ring by keeping it very vanilla
How can something so shitty be so good? Is it because it's on Smackdown?
WHERE WAS RUSEV?
>>2771455
will probably win via DQ with how everything is going
Based Vince reading the dirtsheets and swerving niggas
Lana is done.
>MITB "The night of shit endings"
>no one cheers for naomi when she wins
Lana should have got it and now we get multiple MITB walk ins whenever the champ is out there
>stays up past 2am for 3 shit finishes
>have to be up at 6am for work
fuck me
Disgusting nigger
>The contender, not the champion was distracted
Okay
She's crying
WHERE IS RUSEV
Smoke/dinner break during this match, what happened?
>champ needa help to beat rookie
Based Vince burying niggers
>>2771467
but there must be a title change in a PPV
>>2771448
>Ellsworth wins the MiTB
2/3 shit finishes
>>2771455
theres actually no chance orton will win
>Carmella cashes in and is immediately hit with a reversal into a submission and taps
>>2771450
To be "trend setters"
>>2771469
How so? If anything she came out strong. Got distracted by an interference and lost because of it.
>>2771462
Honestly wouldn't be surprised if the whole roster gets buried by the end of the night.
>>2771460
>Nigomi
Fucking hell mang, How am I 4/4 so far? I haven't even been watching since the Shakeup.
just turned it on, what did I miss other than divashit?
>WWE
>pinnacle of entertainment
Should turn Lana face and have her win the title.
Then do a Carmella/Ellsworth vs Lana/Rusev rivalry.
>>2771477
He would only go to SD, if he gets a championship chance at MitB. He didn't got that, so he doesn't return.
20 people eliminated 69 remain.
>>2771464
Yes
>>2771464
Of course, SmA+ck can make anything look good
>Bobby Roode & Austin Aries in WWE
shoutout 2013/14 TNA threads
>>2771472
Are you in Britbongistan? Don't get run over on your way to work.
lana could be a top worker holy shit
dat lipstick smears and tears
>>2771448
Why is this so funny?
>>2771472
Why don't you just watch it when you get home you autist
>>2771482
a PPV with no title change?
GAY VICE
I voted with my dick and hopes for Lana. Goodbye clean sweep.
>>2771490
Because it's pretty standard booking
Doesn't mean it's not fun
>>2771470
>being this beta
>>2771496
Nice
GAY COPS
A
Y
C
O
P
Fashion Vice!
FASHION FILES
>>2771472
>Not going to bed to watch this shit PPV
I feel so bad for you.
based miami vice gimmick
KINO TIME BOIS
>opponent has to tap out of that submission by tapping Naomi's ass
>>2771103
A black person u can see I the dark without her smiling?
GAY COPS
GAY COPS
A
Y
C
O
P
S
Kino Cops are here
>didn't make one dress as tubbs
Kek
>Property of Paul E
new thread
>>2771502
>>2771502
>>2771502
>>2771502
KINO
>fashion vice
KINO
FASHION KINO
KINO AS FUCK
How about Orlando Vice?
YASSSE
GAYCOP
>>2771049
Gawd the meltdown is awesome.
Do people not realize everyone in the talking about that match.
If these fucking marks would put some the same heat on the performers as they do the back office Carmella would have nuclear heat.
But everyone just wants to be the smartest mark in the room and cry they didn't get what they wanted.
Paul E's phone lol
>PAUL E.
>FASHION ICON
Fuck yea Gay Cop Match YET ANOTHER SWERVE HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
ASCENCION vs GAY COPS
AGAIN
Who is is /asp/?
Fandango's hard boiled detective voice is so money.
ASCENSION PUSH INCOMING
>Those Michael Jackson references
Kek
What?!
cleraly the ascension
Please don't be the ascension
IT'S REAL
Holy shit!
BASED SEXY WOMEN
MARIA'S BUTT IS BACK?
BASED MARIA
wtf is this??
why isn't this ascension.
gay and dumb
BENNET AND MARIA
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Oh sweet baby jesus
>mike bennett
but why..
WHAT DA FUC
>Maria not wearing skimpy clothes.
dropped.
What the fuck is even going on anymore
Holy shit, what is their gimmick? "Pure cringe"?
>THEY LEFT TNA FOR THIS SHIT
CENA BTFO
I didn't watch wwe between 2003-2014
Who are these people
Smackcucks on tope suicida watch!
holy shit
they are literally doing their Impact gimmick
Who booked this warm garbage?
>>2771653
TNGAY
BURNING UP FOR YOUR LOVE
YOUR LOVE
YOU LOVE
MARIA BUTT IS BACK BITCHES
so maria beat up the gay cops?????
>>2771638
If they can feud with Miz and Maryse this would probably be amazing
Is no one going to mention the fact he has to use his wife's last name because no one knows who he is?
virgins getting made because they will never have a kino gf like sweet ass Maria
>>2771666
If it aint broke, don't fix it, just repackage it with a name that WWE can copyright.
i fuckin hate these people already. way to go vince. straight burry them and he took her name like a fuckin cuck.MIKE BENNET THE KEK TAKING THE BITCH LAST NAME.
>>2771699
>AJ's face
>>2771721
brad maddox gimmick when?
>>2771721
worked as vince intended
>>2771738
Ascension
>>2771738
are you retarded?
>>2771738
Bollywood Boys
>ORTON FAMILY ASS KICKIN
>His father was a jobber
kek
MAHA
RAJA
MOTHER
FUCKERS
I unsubscribed a couple of months ago
It's pure trash
>WWE Championship match on before the Fashion Police have their match
>>2771963
So they wont empty the building