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>>2775101
>Paying to watch fake fighting
There are people that are truly delusional

>>2775101
They literally didn't; THEY PAID $9.99 MAGGLE!

>paying to watch fake fighting
>paying for fake fighting merch outside of wrestling games

>>2775100
What? That was the cool down match.

>>2775100

>there are still people who don't know what a fucking cooldown match is

>piss break

job to nakameme at summerslam

Facing Shinsuke At WM for the WWE title then go back to Japan to face Okada and having the first 14 star match of the history

>>2775022
Tag Titles with John Cena

>>2775020
she was great, light years better than WM32 and what little we've seen in NXT, bump well, sells well, has a unique offense

The finisher has to go, her whole offense was built around showcasing her legs do a kick or a leg scissors submission, there were times she got caught looking for the camera and her rope running is terrible

but overall for tonight B+, she's got the character, she has the work ethic, she just needs to clean up the sloppiness in the ring. Skys the Limit, she just need to put her hair back up

>>2775020
She did pretty well

>>2775020
For her first televised singles match it was pretty solid.

That logo is oddly suggestive. I thought WWE was still PG.

>>2775002
Vince can 'ave a giggle and get away with it since it's clearly referencing a song from the 50s.

>>2775004
>>2775002

I almost thought those two big balls in the logo were subtle references to Vince's grapefruits.

>>2774993
He wanted you to make this post

>>2774993
Stay tuned to see Roman Reigns save the day!

>>2774993
WWE so boring that they use heel champs in order as excuse for shit show.

>>2774927
There probably weren't many. The only thing I really remember about WCW in 2001 is sadness.

>>2774943
Why?

>>2774927
Steiner vs. Nash (SuperBrawl)
Steiner Brothers vs. DDP/Booker T (some Nitro)
Steiner vs. DDP (Greed)
Steiner vs. Booker T (Last Nitro)

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Excuse me retard? This was the result before some fag went and cross boarded.

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You mean this poll before someone posted in /pol/ which even /pol/ found her to be alright so they changed ip's about 100 times to vote her as ugly?

Yeah, confirmed alright.

>>2774923
Asuka haters SEETHING

its the price to pay to skip nxmeme

Why does Vince keep trying to destroy wrestling marriages? Is it because he became scarred and traumatized when Bischoff tongued his wife?

>>2774835
He MADE Bischoff make out with his wife.

>>2774807
>Usos (c) vs New Day: **
What a wet fart of a return for New Day. They mostly just went through the motions and did all of their signatures. Big E in particular did look strong in this match, as his spear through the ropes will never not be a great spot. The Usos need to lose the belts, especially since they can't ever get through one promo as this blackface hoodlum gimmick without corpsing. The countout ending was just salt in the wound to the realization that the Usos would be carrying straps for another month.
>Naomi (c) vs Lana: **
This wasn't the total dumpster fire I was expecting. Lana has wrestled two matches and is already better than All Red Everything ever was. Her gear was the best kind of misogyny, the kind that is so sexy you just stop caring and start enjoying. We got an interesting moment with Carmella coming out to tease a cash-in only to change her mind and look adorable while doing it. The big detractor in this match is the story. The story is supposed to be that Naomi is a significantly better and more serious wrestler than Lana, but the truth is that Naomi is kind of shit at wrestling. She was a standout who should have been champion in the Divas era, nowadays she holds the title and the division back. Fun fact about this match, it was a minute shorter than the pre-show.

>>2774825
>Hardbody Mahal (c) vs Bob Orton's Son: **
Randy has been wrestling for over a decade. By now he should be able to stand on his own two feet. Needing to stand on the shoulders of his father in order to make this feud work is not only pathetic, but it emphasizes just how forgettable the majority of his career has been. Orton has no excuse not to be as popular as Cena is, he's just a lazy man who does a consistently passable job. It doesn't help that this father's day angle is the sort of story I'm used to seeing in Zack Ryder or Titus O'neil matches a lot further down the card. This was a slow-paced and uninspired championship bout and I cannot blame Jinder at all for this one. Creative's decision to have him sell for several minutes so that Randy could feud with the Bollywood Boys was questionable to say the least. Jinder was actually the best thing about this match, bringing a ferocious offense we have come to expect out of Jinder's matches these days.
>Fashion Police vs The Ascension: **1/2
Faallon Vice was great. Breezango having some momentum is great. This match was subpar. This definitely should have traded spots with the pre-show match.
>Men's Mitb: ***1/2
This was nowhere near as good as it should have been. But shaking off that disappointment reveals a still very solid ladder match. Owens definitely took the most abuse out of anyone, taking another sick brainbuster from Zayn onto the apron and destroying two separate ladders. Zayn continues to phone it in. Corbin has looked better before, I guess he figured with booking on his side he could afford to go half-mast tonight. Nakamura pulling a Roman's Sleeping for half the match left a bad taste in his mouth but the AJ vs Nakamura rematch tease was worth it. The two of them sliding the ladder to the side had me grinning wide. Meanwhile Ziggler, while not standing out in any major way, definitely proved that he is more deserving of a spot in the main event scene than either Zayn or Corbin.

>>2774844
But I shall reserve judgement of their decision to go with Baron until I at least see what he looks like carrying the case around. This could be a great opportunity for Baron to develop as a character.

Ya llegó el rey misterio, el bato cabron de san diego

*kills someone*

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>>2774848
FLASH UP ON THE SCENE LIKE A BROWN CRUSADER

>>2774772
Itd be cooler to have Kane return to avenge his brother, evil demon Kane of course.
Bonus points if strowman ruins the match so we get a draw

>>2774772
Fake news. Again. Get a new hobby.

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I don't even want him to turn heel any more. I've become bitter and twisted and I now find the whole situation completely hilarious. I want them to keep pushing him, and keep getting more butthurt that the reactions get worse and worse every month. Make him the most hated wrestler in WWE history. Have him retire Kane at next year's Mania for nuclear heat. Let the viewership drop. Let this company burn. Fuck them for not learning the lesson of shoving Cena down our throats for 10 years. At least Cena learned to wrestle and has charisma and humor, even though it's wrapped up and delivered in cringey wigger style. Roman can't talk and isn't funny AT ALL, has no story, no compelling reason to cheer for him, but they're tripling down on him. Fuck Vince. I hope the embarrassment and constant having to edit sound levels and camera shots make him snap.

Yeah but he has to look like that, everyday. His gimmick is how stupid he looks. I'd rather not look like that than have mediocre comedy wrestling success.

>>2774760

you forgot:

>not a dicklet

>>2774760
Based

>>2774704
>out of shape
>balding
>patchy facial hair
>baby face
>good look

>>2774733
but he's tall and apparently that's all that matters in WWE. Same with flabby ass big cass.

>>2774733
>out of shape

I dunno he seems to have more stamina then roman.

Is it the football background? type of matches they have? roman is also waek and can barely pick up guys like kofi and sin cara in the middle of a match.

>worked smarks
>worked marks
>never been done before
It was perfect

>>2774649

It's not the fact that a man won it for a woman, it's the fact that she's a chicken shit heel who is obviously using Cucksworth to get shit. The fact that they hyped it up so much and we got that ending made the heat it got that much better. Carmella and Ellsworth not caring about prestige or history doing whatever it takes to win is GENIUS booking and I personally loved the finish even though the match was a little slow and could've had some bigger bumps

>>2774649
I bet you whined when Jericho beat AJ at Wrestlemania too ya big filthy mook.