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>Roman Reigns just straight up fucking decrees himself the #1 contender for Summerslam so it’ll be Lesnar vs Reigns or Joey vs Samoey. Speaking of which, a Brawl breaks out between the Two Samoans.
>Matt and Jeff Hardy defeated Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows in a #1 contenders match where the winners will receive a WWE Tag-Team Championship Opportunity at Summerslam. Y’know because of course the Hardy’s would get this opportunity god fucking forbid Raw’s shitty Tag-Team division have some variety in it since Sheamus/Cesaro (Heels), The Revival (Heels), Anderson/Gallows (Heels) with the only other Babyface Tag Teams being Undercard guys (Slater/Rhyno)
Based Elias then proceeds to work the marks and smarks with his 10/10 singing skills. Finn Balor then destroys Bo “Tweener” Dallas. Enzo and Cass interrupt a private conversation between Angle and Graves asking who in the hell keeps attacking them both in the back mysteriously week after week on Raw.
>Seth Rollins, TJ Perkins, Xavier Woods all discussing their shitty collective tastes in Vidya.
>After beating the shit out of Bo Dallas and demanding a Universal Championship Opportunity against Joe/Lesnar or Reigns, Balor is assaulted backstage by Elias Sampson after interrupting his concert. Titus O’Neil is now the self proclaimed GM of the Cruiserweights...this is the best gimmick Titus has had his entire career. Neville comes out to supervise a match between the previous #1 contender and the current #1 contender.
>Akira Towzawa defeated TJ Perkins in a 205 Rematch. After the match, Apollo and Titus demand a Tag-Team Championship opportunity against Sheamus and Cesaro...Are I to presume this is the revamp Nu-Prime Time Players. Neville vs Towzawa for the Cruiserweight Championship at Summerslam.
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>Jinder Mahal defeated Randy Orton again to retain the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. They actually did the fucking Spanish Announce Table spot they tried and failed to do last Smackdown PPV only this time...for the 1st time since Mania 30; ORTON FINALLY BROKE THAT FUCKING TABLE WHICH IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN THE ACTUAL CHAMPIONSHIP!
>Kofi Kingston and Big E. Langston defeated The Usos via Countout to retain the WWE Tag-Team Championships. The gimmick behind this match is how can these Samoan Negros reinjure their Clapping Negro Cousin Kofi? Lets fucking drop him on his neck. Lets fucking smash his back against the Steel Barricade. Lets fucking work his knee and then have The New Day hit their finisher but not have The Usos look week.
>Carmella becomes the 1st ever Mrs. Money in the Bank. Based James “BEGONE THOTS” Elsworth fighting back against Gender Pronouns being the biggest highest grossing draw in the shitshow that is the Smackdown Women’s Division!
>Tyler Breeze and Fandango defeated Viktor and Konnor giving you all the indication you need that American Alphas need to see themselves under ROH property. Fuck Smackdown. Fuck this shit heap company.
>Naomi defeated Lana via “submission.” Naomi hit debately the worst submission choke in the history of this industry. Now that Lana had her unnecessary opportunity at the Championship its looking to be the Top 3 women in the division are going to be Becky, Carmella, and Naomi...
>Baron Corbin is the 2017 Money in the Bank Winner. Lots of violent spots in this match but the most memorable one will be AJ Styles dangling dangerously off the support chain after Dolph Ziggler took away his support ladder which resulted in Styles selling like death till Nakamura came back out...there is your match for Summerslam. Hell there is your match for Mania fuck Money in the Bank the WWE World Heavyweight Championship is worthless under Jinder Mahal anyway.
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>R-Truth is making last minute preparations for his Great Balls of Fire Pre-Show match w/ Goldust. Kurt Angle is questioning The Revival. Axel and Dallas have a very complicated relationship. Still Outraged that Heath Slater rejected his offer, Miz goes to the Non-Fired members of The Social Outcasts and demands them be his new Trios Stable since legally the 2/5 of the Spirit Squad that came back aren’t allowed back in the WWE due to “Indie Requirements” also one of them joined ISIS.
>Samoa Joe and Roman Reigns have not had a singles match since Feb. Samoa Joe gets his 2nd Singles victory over Roman Reigns after interference from Braun Strowman who then proceeded to maul the ever loving shit outta Roman Reigns to the loudest pop of the night. If Raw were still 2 hrs this is where show should have Canonically Ended.
>The Miz sends Axel and Dallas dressed as bears to assault Dean Ambrose. Dean, former WWE World Heavyweight Champion has been in angles with Axel, Bo, and Elias...all Undercard guys. Kurt Angle is interviewing with the Mover of Stars Beeg.
>Sheamus and Cesaro defeated Apollo Crews and Titus O’Neil to retain the WWE Tag-Team Championships.
>Y’know I am all for Cass turning Heel and working a feud with Enzo but could they not just air this during Hour 2? Why is this so important it needs to be on Hour 3 so Roman can leave for a House Show in the same city an hour earlier? I don’t get it and neither does USA because this segment will end up like death fuck this whole 3rd hour of Raw.
>>2781751
Holy fuck based Braun is fat as fuck in that pic
“Kevin Nash was joking to his friends about Punk, making fun of how small he was when he picked him up for the power bomb. “He was so small when I picked him up I thought I was picking up a 7th grader.” - Dave Meltzer [29th August 2011]
>>2781662
>get BTFO in >>2781603
>better make another thread
>he thinsk pro wrestling is real
>he is still SEETHING that CM Punk moved on with his life
>because he himself cannot move on with jis own life
You are the saddest psoter on this board.
Think of the ground that covers
Even right now you are furiously searching through WON archives to find negative quotes about Punk to post here.
Menwhile Punk doesn't know you even exist and here you are devoting countless hours and days of your life to him in hopes of one day making the pain of your father abandoning you go away.
But it never will.
http://njpwworld.com/p/o_original_0086_01#googtrans(en)
■『G1 CLIMAX 27』
●Hiroshi Tanahashi
●Togi Makabe
●Michael Elgin
●Kazuchika Okada
●Hirooki Goto
●Tomohiro Ishii
●Toru Yano
●Yoshi-Hashi
●Kenny Omega
●Bad Luck Fale
●Tama Tonga
●Tetsuya Naito
●Sanada
●Evil
●Satoshi Kojima
●Yuji Nagata
●Juice Robinson
●Minoru Suzuki
●Zack Sabre Jr.
●Kota Ibushi
>tfw Tanahashi's arm is going to fall off this tournament
Cody blown the absolute FUCK out
>didn't sign with LOLWWE
>end up in the G1 Climax
Based Kota & ZSJ
*Works the Christfags*
>>2781644
*thinks his mic, character, and wrestling skills exist outside of his head*
>>2781653
>F U M IN G because Seth called the existence of God into question
How insecure are you lmao
I was kinda surprised they had him go all atheist mode desu
“8/29 RAW - CM Punk said the Kliq is back, & click is the sound of all the remote controls changing channels when Kevin Nash is on TV. There was great irony in that given all the people who tuned out when Punk wrestled Miz 45 minutes later. Punk vs. Miz lost 200,000 viewers in the 10 p.m. slot. Now that’s a disaster for that time slot since normal pattern is to gain 500,000 viewers.” - Dave Meltzer [5th September 2011]
>reposting this after you got roundly BTFO of the other thread where you tried to bring this up
Sad!!
It's time to let go;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.couplescounselingchicago.net/7-signs-you-have-abandonment-issues-you-cant-ignore/
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues/
>I POSTED IT AGAIN
>>2781612
fpbp
>>2781612
Crying about a repost or this non-stop shitposting site! get your priorities in order mate.
>A year of enduring Sasha go on about a women's revolution
>A year of enduring the company talk about their pseudo women empowerment movement
>endure the mediocre HITC main event
>Impressed a little by the one of one booking, making the division have more individuality
Decide to tune into Raw last night
>Entire women's roster comes out to fight
>Piss break time slot
>Multiple face superstars standing in the ring helping the top face
Have they given up?
RAW never tried.
>>2781519
Yeah. Vince went back to pushing the divas and burying the actual wrestlers
>>2781519
On the main roster, yes. NXT women are still doing well at least.
"Gods only exists on our minds"
le edgy seff, have a good time burning in hell you atheist
>>2781304
>Offended Christfag
State of you lmao
>>2781304
Is jasethy's gimmick officially being a 14 year old going through a phase, now?
>>2781304
Jesus did he actually say that? Fucking cringe
Is it push time yet? He seems to have lost the comedy relief gimmick almost entirely and his new look is great
When is our boy finally getting his main show chance?
>>2781127
HAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!????? HAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!????? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA? HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!??? HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!????
Based Miz is going to save both Dallas and Axel careers
>>2781141
I hope so, it's about time
also are we just gonna ignore the fact that Bo and Axel were feuding just a month or two ago and never had any sort of official makeup? they really are jobbers
will it be happening ?
>Bryan goes to Japan
>Has 10 star matches with Omega, Okada and Naito
>New Japan gains a huge surge in popularity
>Meanwhile Roman Reigns continues to kill ratings
>WWE goes bankrupt in 2020 and NJPW becomes the de facto biggest promotion in the world
>>2781062
This makes big yen Kidani happy
>>2781062
>Bryan goes to Japan
>before getting back into the ring he has a dark exhibition with a young boy
>young boy botches a drop kick slightly, knocking Bryan into braindeath.
ftfy
Holy FUCKING YUM BOYS
Who?
>>2780964
Taynara Melo, she is signed to NXT and she will be a part of the Mae Young Classic
qt face
gay tat
You're in a bingo hall in South Gloucestershire and this guy hits a standing corkscrew somersault senton on your girlfriend's ass. What do?
>>2780906
>progress fan
>having a gf
please
Who cares? CM Punk is the greatest wrestler of all time
>>2780910
>I as a wrestling fan am unable to get a girlfriend
>Therefore no other wrestling fan on Plant Earth can get a gf either
Nice projection bro
Keep your crippling insecurity to yourself next time
THE NEWEST LOS INGOBERNABLES DE JAPON MEMBER REVEALED
>>2780815
Cute
Wow that looks like a packed bingo hall with upwards of 100 people.
>>2780844
Don't know what a bingo hall looks like. I'm not an e-Drone.
How bad will the spam be in 7 days? It's the pipebomb anniversary on 27th
>>2780765
Can someone tell what's so great about the pipebomb? Is literally just because he brought up ROH and New Japan? Or did people really get worked by the whole "they cut my mic!" shit?
>>2781155
How about you watch for yourself and make your own mind up?
>>2781158
I have and I came to the conclusion that it's just an average promo with some "ooh, I shouldn't be say that" crap thrown in there. I'm asking the people who think it's amazing what makes it so great?
>This woman could save wresting: give her a Queen of the South gimmick
Sexy, young, drug cartel queenpin.
1. She's not from the South, she's from California.
2. Queen of the South is fucking boring and the very textbook definition of a bad TV show.
3. Nice GIF.
Bad ASS Bayley
>>2780751
California is essentially Mexico Jr so it works
What's the story behind this pic?
ye
He looks clean as fuck. That's new.
He's doing an interview?
Could you not figure that out yourself?