>won 2-0 against AJ Styles
>almost WWE Champion
>get to hang out with Carmella and other Superstars in the locker room
>went surfing with Shinsuke Nakamura in Costa Rica
>his daily job is to basically follow Carmella around and say a couple of lines
>won the first Women's Money in the Bank Ladder Match
All of this out of a squash match against Strowman where he said something funny
How can one man be this BASED?
I fell genuinely happy for him, was looking into him and apparently he really loves wrestling and has only done this for his entire life. He truly deserves what he's got
Yeah but he has to look like that, everyday. His gimmick is how stupid he looks. I'd rather not look like that than have mediocre comedy wrestling success.
>>2774760
you forgot:
>not a dicklet
>>2774760
Based
>>2774961
But you're a neet discussing wrestling instead
>>2774961
Eh I rather be rich and ugly than handsome and poor
>>2774760
WWE caters to the lowest common denominator now by making people like KO and guys with tits relatable with the fans, it's no wonder a loser like you likes Ellsworth.
>>2774760
>He truly deserves what he's got
Has he even taken a bump for the last half a year or so?
He really has a great job except being away from his family like the rest of the roster, I guess.
>>2775057
Braun threw him out of the ring @the rumble
>>2774760
Based as fuck and definitely a future hall of famer. One of few guys who benefited from the draft.
>>2775106
Yeah, that was about half a year ago...well...5 months.
>singlehandedly raising his daughters
based big hog
>>2775182
>>2775182
forgot pic
>>2775187
>weather
>>2774961
i guarantee you him not having a chin hasnt stopped him from having a good life; that guy has a natural confidence and charisma to him and that will take you take you far; is it any wonder he is where is he?
>that sheer power of the crowd reaction when he was climbing
How is it possible that after the wymyn's evolution push, the most over person in the Women's division is a man?
>>2775338
Pottery
>>2774760
Honestly, Ellesworth might be my favorite guy in WWE. He gets it more than almost anyone else on the roster and plays any role perfect. Plus he gets paid to hang around Carmella all day? Dude has it made.
Think he'll make it into the game this year?
>>2775404
>this is worth discussing
it honestly didn't even cross my mind, is he going to be? I mean Ricardo use to be so I wouldn't see why he wouldn't be.
Also, will he get his own action figure in a two pack with Carmella one day
>>2775404
He should be honestly. I hope he isn't just a valet buy a playable character.
>>2774760
>the biggest heel in 2017 is James Ellsworth
What a time to be alive.
>>2776106
>Last year everyone was getting annoyed by Ellsworth and asking for a character shake up
>This happens and chinlet is over again
WWE works in mysterious ways
>>2775404
They should put him in and make his stat number exactly one higher than Bret Hart.
Carmella won ding dong. #duh
>>2774760
>>went surfing with Shinsuke Nakamura in Costa Rica
pics?
>>2776134
Around this time last year, Ellsworth was wrestling The Dub Boys in Felton Delaware, now he's casually chilling with one of the best wrestlers around. Surreal.
>>2776152
based poosy-poster
>>2776152
>Not even an indie darling
>Friends with fucking Gillberg of all people
>Bypass Haitch's NXT trap
>Debuted as a jobber
>Brought back as a meme
>And here we are
I don't understand a lot of things, but I am very sport-entertained by his story. I'd buy his DVD set if it ever comes out